#genshin impact crackfic

[mermaidfanficlibrary]

The start of Chaos

Y/n: *Just straight up vibing bopping to a song they created in their head as they softly mumble the words*

Neuvillette: *looks at Y/n curiously, unsure what the hell they're doing* Darling, what is it you are doing?

Y/n: *looks at Nuevillette mischievously* Can I show you?

Neuvillette: *nods suspiciously*

Y/n: *starts to sing Another one bites dust* According to the Judgement of the Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale *and just sings the whole fan song*

Neuvillette: *Just stares dumbfounded*

Furina: Oh Neuvillette! *stops in her tracks seeing Y/n dancing and singing* What is Y/n doing?

Neuvillette: *to stunned to speak*

Furina: *Laughs at Neuvillette's state*

a/n: That one fan song is stuck in my head so i had too! Heres the song im referancing. Link

Do not repost or translate without my explicit permission! Reblogs are welcome!

[rockingbytheseaside]

✦ The Legend of a Faceless Harbinger

(Imagine Headless Horseman Capitano x reader. No, I won’t elaborate.)

✧ In an unassuming village nestled by a quaint, insignificant hamlet, you lived in a humble farmhouse. A modest living, with but a few sheep and a tightly held community. Everyone knew each other in the village, for its residents were few, fostering familiarity among its inhabitants and their whereabouts. 

The villagers liked tales of premonition and the paranormal – stories of vengeful Hilichurls, weeping Seelies, or berserk Witches who burn everything in their path. However, one of the legends was about a Faceless Knight, bloodstained and brooding, with a mighty steed supporting his towering frame. Legend has it that the Knight’s armor once shone silver and pristine, but after years of bloodshed and gruesome battles, the knight’s body shifted to that of a monster; the same ones he once swore to destroy. Now faceless, monstrous, and donning a void-like helmet - the Knight rides off into the night, galloping between the living and dead. 

✧ You, on the other hand, disregarded such gossip. If the night was scary because a headless knight reigned dominion over it, then why did you always find solace in it, when the sky is clear and the stars are shining? 

You lived by the outskirts and were content taking care of your small flock of chickens and sheep. You had your fresh bread, a small basket of eggs, and homemade dairy. In the early hours of dawn, you took care of your abode, small patches of vegetables sprouting by the sunlight. And in the late hours of dusk, you sat by the windowsill from your bedroom, gazing up at the stars above. 

Yet as you silently watched the night, a hidden figure, merging with the shadows gazed back at you. His horse neighed softly until a clawed hand patted its head. 

✧ One day, a couple of sheep wandered off from your farmhouse and went missing. The weather was cloudy and the gray clouds threatened a heavy pour if you didn't hurry and found your wandering flock. With your trusty shepherd's crook, you hurried off to run into the forest hoping you'd find them somewhere nearby.

Once you reached the wild forest, it didn't take long to spot your wandering sheep, running in the direction of their baaing. They huddled close by the bushes, grazing on the grass leisurely. You smiled in silent relief, reaching closer toward them until suddenly - you halted. Amidst the dense foliage, a figure emerged, and it dawned on you that your sheep were not simply loitering there by chance. They had been intentionally led here, and at the sight of the stranger, you tensed, clutching your trusty crook. A man on horseback drew nearer, his jet-black steed carefully moving. But the figure was even taller. Dark armor and clanking chains were not as imposing as the sight of his featureless, hollow helmet met you head-on.

It was the faceless Knight. He kept his distance, but his helmet directed straight at you, wordless and careful. With a slight incline of his head, he observed your sheep turning towards you, providing you the opportunity to safely guide your flock home. And as for you? You quivered like a lamb, petrified at the sight of a man of his stature, with only the murky depths of his helmet meeting your gaze.

Thus, you fled. Pushing your sheep hastily from the forest, you didn't look back at the mancing knight. Your heart hammered and you swiftly led your animals back to your farm, locking them in their barn and fearing for your own life. 

✧ In the upcoming days, you didn’t dare to exit your house’s safety. You were convinced that you were living your last days, however, nothing amiss occurred. Instead, things got better in your farmhouse. You don’t know why, but The animals scarcely strayed, the howls of wolves seldom pierced the night, and neither hilichurls nor bothersome slimes encroached upon your land.

You felt an air of change in your quaint farmhouse, despite your sense of alarm remaining after meeting the brooding Harbinger. 

Occasionally, at the earliest hours of dawn, when you get up, you are greeted with small flowers on the steps of the house. Sometimes it’s plucked lamp grass, and at other times it’s a wreath of valberry leaves. In a state of befuddlement, you’d blink, looking back and forth around your entrance. 

You had a secret protector, and your heart yearned to thank whoever that was. 

✧ If someone was leaving you small gifts of flora and guarding your house, it was only courteous to thank them. Therefore, you came up with a plan to leave a small assortment of items in a basket as a response. From time to time, by the footsteps of your house, you’d leave a basket with fresh apples. Sometimes, it would be a loaf of bread you baked. These signs of gratitude persisted, and in return, the gifts grew in magnitude. From small bouquets to rare artifacts and even warm pelts. 

The routine of offerings and gifts became a way of silent communication with your generous benefactor.

Until one late afternoon, you heard screaming right outside your farmhouse. You dashed out of the house and noticed that the usual basket was gone. You just had it filled with homegrown fruits and baked goods, yet it was missing entirely. When you turned your attention towards the commotion, you gasped in surprise at the sight.

The same faceless Knight, in his clad black armor, dragging a kicking peasant with a firm grip. The man was kicking and screaming in horror, his wrist already marred by the Harbinger’s grip. However, what surprised you, was that the basket was in his arms.

“Please let me go-! I didn’t know! I didn’t know to whom it belonged,” - the peasant was thrown hard onto the ground right in front of your feet, the basket and its good rolling out. 

“Lies are inexcusable. And stealing deserves its punishment.” 

The Harbinger spoke firmly, marching straight at the man. Overcoming your shock, you understood - this person stole the basket of food you left, but then the receiver who protected your farmhouse all this time is… 

You shook your head, and before the faceless entity could take a step closer to the thief, you stood with your arms out - “Wait!”

The Harbinger stopped in an instant, that faceless mask going silent as the armored hand tightly closed into a fist. The peasant was shaking behind you.

“It’s not worth it, just some homegrown food anyway. P-please, let this man go.” 

“He stole what you worked hard for. That which is not meant to be his.” 

“I know, but it is not a fair punishment to spill blood in return!”

The headless harbinger let out a low rumble, his massive form towering over you and the begging thief. After a prolonged moment of tense silence, he stated his verdict.

“You were lucky to be granted mercy. Heed my words, there won’t be a next time. Go.” 

The words were short but decisive, spoken out of pure malevolence towards the one who took your offerings that were intended for him. Crawling on his knees, the man shook and thanked you both for mercy, scurrying off the ground of your farmhouse and running away. 

✧ You kneeled by the fallen basket, picking up some of the flowers and fruits that rolled to the grassy ground. As you silently picked them up, you almost flinched when an armored hand appeared in front of you, offering you assistance to get up. When you raised your gaze - a hallow, pitch-black helmet looked back at you. 

You placed your hand delicately onto his.

“Excuse me, Mr… uh, Knight. I thank you for catching the thief and my goods. But may I ask: was it you who brought those gifts by the entrance of my house?”

He remains silent for a moment, and you couldn’t tell whether he was contemplating his answer or studying every nuance of your face up close. After a long moment, he slowly nods his head "Yes." 

A sigh of relief escaped you. Partly due to your fear of the frightening figure, but also because of your suspicion about who the unseen protector of your farmhouse was.

“Then it was you who kept my rural home safe from monsters or predators.” - you nodded, remembering how your flock of sheep was huddled close and safe even when they all got lost before. “You won’t hurt me…?”

“I could never. You have my vow.” 

His voice no longer held that firm animosity it did when he spoke to the thief. Now it was low and deep. His form helped you pick up the dropped belongings and walked you back to the farm.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, a tranquil stillness enveloped the surroundings as you dutifully trailed behind him. A novel sense of anticipation washed over you, distinct from the usual apprehension. For the Harbinger, it was not his first time remaining close to the soil of your modest abode. In fact, he always remained nearby. However, he felt immense guilt for giving you such fright. 

“...I owe you an apology. I intruded on your ground when I caught the thief. But even less honorably so, I never revealed myself formally to you. I did not wish to see you scared.”  

You listened closely, witnessing the sincerity in his movements. You stood close to the pastors, the grass rustling idly by the night breeze. His ominous figure is a stark contrast to you and your cozy dwelling.

“I understand… I do not blame you. I must also apologize for my startled demeanor. I never expected it would be you who actually helped me all this time.” 

The knight tilts his head to the side, keeping a polite hand with yours as he lets you sit on the grass. Every movement he did for you was cautionary and gentle. The two of you sat on the ground, the night sky illuminating the first stars of the night. 

“I just wish to know… Why such kindness?” - you asked at last, easing up the courage to look him straight into the hollowness of his helmet. 

The anticipated question made the Harbinger go quiet. He couldn't deny it, but he found solace in watching you work. How diligently you took care of your animals, how you watered the vegetation, how you smiled joyously when you’d return with a basket full of fresh eggs. It was a tender sight, even as the harbinger maintained his distance on the forest's periphery, secretly yearning to draw nearer to you.

He wished to tell you so much. About how he finds you to be the loveliest person in all of these lands, the most sincere and hardworking. How he enjoys gazing at you the same way you gaze at the stars. Yet now, being in your proximity, the sight of your beauty up close had rendered his thoughts useless and all he could manage was:

"Perhaps I’m utterly infatuated by you."

[oh-allie]

shakespeare and swooning

alhaitham x g/n reader

synopsis; you read one shakespeare play and now you want to impress your "buddy" alhaitham with your newfound knowledge !! what could go wrong?

fluff, g/n reader, TOTAL CRACKFIC, OOC alhaitham, SWEARING, kind of a modern au ???? i mention "ringing tighnari" but that could just be imagined as using the akasha terminal !!!! didnt write this with a modern au in mind

warning ‼️ PLEASE dont expect this to be accurate, if youre a big classic literature fan then dont attack me for not being a NERD ☹️ just imagine a poser using their fancy words (because they think its cool)

you know how libraries are supposed to be a place of study and tranquility? no the fuck you don't, or at least you don't care, because running through the house of daena with shakespeares, "romeo and juliet," in your hands is NOT very tranquil.

multiple poor akademiya students look at you, PISSED OFF because your shoes are going clu-clonk on the marble floors, which wouldn't be an issue if you weren't scurrying through the library.

is that kaveh ?? he's giving you the same look he gives alhaitham every day ..

... but this is IMPORTANT !! you're on a MISSION right now !! you just finished reading the first act of "romeo and juliet," and you're convinced your brain has expanded tenfold in size.

you're now rushing to your good pal haitham to share your knowledge! how kind and gracious!

you're stopped before his house, you've known him for long enough and gotten close enough for him to let you come in whenever. you know kaveh isn't home, and haitham would never purposefully work overtime, so you're certain you can get his attention and show off in peace.

why are you so adamant about showing off to alhaitham? is it REALLY showing off, or are you trying to, heehee, impress him?? its too late to be flustered at this thought because you already unlocked the door with the spare key kaveh leaves behind one of haithams ugly ass decorative plants and you've taken off your shoes and oh god hes right there and the sunlight from the door is lighting up his face in that way that only happens to him and hes looking at you with a suprised, slightly annoyed, but incredibly fond look and oh no what was your plan again?

"greetings, alhaitham! ☝️🤓" you say, finding a surge of confidence remembering the story you read.

"... hey. what are you doing here?" his response is quick but before you respond he continues, "did you just say greetings?"

"indubidibdibdly! hath you be surprised?" you pretentious hipster. you think youre SO cool, but unfortunately your little crush doesn't seem very impressed either.

"okay, what are you doing? you're being weird." he's not even looking at you, and he's back in his chair before you can rush over and sit on the couch. "is something wrong? should i get tighnari to give you a checkup?"

you'd be touched by the care of the suggestion if he wasn't so cheeky in his tone.

"wha, what, no?! no what the hell- stop ringing tighnari."

"are thou o'er wrought with admiration?" you grin, somehow still under the impression that you sound cool.

he gives an eyebrow raise to that. not bothering to mark his place in his book, he stands up.

"i lie testy in why you act so unpregnant, my dear."

"what"

HUH ? what did bro just say ? testy ???? unpregnant ?? MY DEAR ??? backtrack again, UN-WHAT ??

"be still my beating heart, thou hast taken mine with absolute cunning." is he making fun of you i genuinely can't tell ... its like hes speaking in moon runes right now.

"haitham, heheh, WHAT are you DOING ??" you can't help but laugh at his funny little words, magic man. even if you're clueless to what he just said to you.

"whatever doth thou mean?" he's totally making fun of you !! after ALL your effort to impress him too?

"well, usually i do all the ranting and you sit pretty and listen, so it's weird that you're talking so much, especially like THAT?" fym sit pretty ....

"when words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain." that sounds familiar, but you can't think about it longer before he continues, "shall i compare thee to a summers day?"

"ALRIGHT, i recognize that one, dummy." you laugh, "were you really not impressed by me?" you whisper, the rush of embarrassment you shouldve felt in that library is finally catching up with you.

he stares at you for a second. you just wish you could find out what hes thinking up there, if you could even understand it.

and then he lets you into his mind, with a simple "i love you." as if alhaitham, renowned scribe of the akademiya, top student, couldn't find the words to describe how he felt for you.

or maybe that was what he felt for you. he loved you.

"... you called me unpregnant."

a/n; i read romeo and juliet like... 3 years ago.... so.. uam... 😇😇 totally accurate! hope this crackfic style of writing isnt too niche so this doesnt flop because EMBARRASSING....... do people even like al haitham anymore like guys lets go back to the good old days before the FRENCH came in..... (this is just me projecting cause i havent played genshin in a while and i still lovelove sumeru)

[fishareglorious]

I have embraced the crackwriter title. Dabbling on crackships rn, so, Yelan/Cloud Retainer, anyone?

[yuniemaki]

Series: Genshin Impact Rating: T Pairing: Beidou/Ningguang Genre: Crack, breaking the fourth wall

Commissioned by Dom 💛

Summary:

Ningguang, light of her life, north star in her eye. Her treasure, her soul. ‘Ning-guang’: spoken with a downard flick of the tongue, a puckering of the lips, an opening of the heart. She is a lady in the morning, slender fingers delicately weaving a ginkgo stick through her silky hair.  She is the Tianquan when she walks along Liyue Harbour—

“No,” Beidou snaps, “That is not how I’d start thinking about Ningguang. She’s just Ningguang to me, okay?”

Fair enough. On to the problem, then.

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or: Beidou has seven days to figure out her one-year anniversary gift for Ningguang. Cue chaos.

[shu-glue]

what would y'all think of alhaitham and timmie meeting 😭

[kocherry]

Update on: Pierro x Isekai!Reader

Act IV: All I Ask of You is on AO3

Total word count so far: 22k+ fck me I can't believe it reached this long this was supposed to be just self-indulgent aksksksdndidfefe

tw for this chapter: murder, suicide, mental instability, accidental self-harm... but eyyy at least Pierro and Reader finally kissed after 4 acts xDDD

+ Dainsleif is here for like a special participation and Pierro was gonna gang gang woo Dainsleif and then woo you after

im so unserious im so sorry lmaooo but anyways...

Dainsleif is probably like Raoul here and Pierro is the Phantom idk it just seems so fitting to their roles tbh

Act V: Point of No Return will be posted soon. I'm just really busy with college rn! I hope you guys would continue to read my fanfic up until the end <3

Also I'm open to constructive criticism btw so if there's anything you would like me to improve do not hesitate to comment or message me :>

[crash-tube-the-seawing]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tingyun/Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) Characters: Tingyun (Honkai: Star Rail), Yae Miko (Genshin Impact), Himeko (Honkai: Star Rail) Additional Tags: More gay foxes, Miko is a Kitsune but that’s still fox like, First Meetings, Tingyun isn’t dead yay!, Crackship go brrr, Yae Miko is a menace, Tingyun is a menace, Yae Miko is called Miko, we go by first names here, Rare Pairings, Mentioned Gorou (Genshin Impact), Gorou is Ms Hina Series: Part 4 of What Does The Fox Say? Summary:

A kitsune and a fox, what could possibly go wrong? Crackfic Crackship go brrrrrrr

[zenovoid]

Short Genshin Characters with a Tall!Reader

Synopsis: How the short men of Genshin Impact would be while dating you, a tall ass human.

[Gn!Reader, some fluff, crackfic if you squint, no TW’s]

Characters: Scaramouche, Xiao, Albedo, Kazuha

If you’d like to read part 2 with tall characters and a short reader click here.

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Scaramouche ———-

At first he probably won’t care much, that was until you tested your luck.

As you leaned down to rest your arm on his head he got highkey offended. “ExUsE mE?!?” Chihuahua mode activated.

After that day you swear you can see a scowl on his face every time he remembers.

He would NEVER in a MILLION years admit this- but he always feels so safe and happy whenever your tall ass encloses him in an inescapable hug.

Would at times feel challenged by your height. When he does feel this he had a very large urge to just… Dominate you. Sometime’s he’d succeed and other times… Not so much.

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Xiao ———-

As long as you don’t pull up any short jokes, he’d probably really love it.

For years and years and YEARS he’s always been the one protecting others, so when he finds himself wrapped in your arms he finally feels protected.

He would definitely love falling asleep in your arms as he feels all his burdens wash away. It soothes him to an extent he can never explain.

When you do eventually pull up a short joke, this make retaliates. Classic short person syndrome, it got the best of Xiao too. He would be grumpy for most of the day at least. (You cannot convince me this man does n o t hold weird ass grudges.)

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Albedo ———-

When I tell you this man won’t give a shit, I mean it. Out of all the characters listed here he’d be last for shits given.

If anything you’re a huge help whenever he practices alchemy. He needs to put something up high? You do it. He needs to reach something up high and is too lazy to use the power of parkour? Pick him up. Give it enough time and you’ll become an every day help.

On occasion he’d probably test the physical capabilities between and short person and a tall person, compare the results, and use it for god knows what.

When he does get out of the alchemy test everything in sight mindset he would likely use you as his personal chair that walks. There is no getting out of it, you’re his walking, talking, breathing chair.

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Kazuha ———-

Similar to Albedo, he wouldn’t give two shits about the height differences and the jokes. Besides, he can also use you to his advantage… (evil laughter)

90% of the time you’re either carrying him, giving him a piggyback ride, or letting him sit on your lap. This man would use you as an excuse to laze about, so of course you’re not just his personal chair but his personal bed AND horse. How lucky!

Whenever he’s working on his poems he’d usually look to you for inspiration. Especially for his poems about love. He just can’t help it, you’re just so good to look at. Not to mention your height just makes him even more attractive to him.

[senshispinkytoe]

ASKS AND REQUESTS NOW OPEN

Requests for anime oneshots, scenarios, and headcannons are now open :)

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Have fun with your asks/requests :)

Hopefully this sums it up, I'll edit it as I go I guess lol

Remember to drink water and have a good day :)

[cursed-peanut]

Rules for Requesting

Written: 7/6/2024

Updated: 23/7/2024

Here are some rules to read before you request something for me to write, if you request anything that I have stated I won’t do, I will delete your request. Have fun!

Requests: Closed

However feel free to ask questions about anything at all! (From certain works to my boundaries on things)

Fandoms I write for:

Jujutsu Kaisen

Tokyo Revengers

Attack on Titan

SK8 the Infinity

Creepypasta

Chainsaw Man

Genshin Impact

Tokyo Ghoul

Characters I will write for:

Jujutsu Kaisen — All Characters introduced into the anime (I haven’t read the manga but I know spoilers)

Tokyo Revengers — All Characters

Attack on Titan — All Characters

SK8 the Infinity — All Except Adam

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Genshin Impact — All Characters

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Rules:

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Please only request through my ask box

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Please tell me the preferred pronouns you wish to be used in your request. If pronouns are not specified, I will use gender neutral pronouns.

What I will write:

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Character x Reader (romantic and platonic)

Character x Reader x Character (romantic and platonic)

Character x Character (romantic or platonic)

One Shots

Multi-Part Series

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AU’s

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Scenarios

Text Fics

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Reactions

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Love you all,

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[cupids-chamber]

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[jovianisjovial]

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YES/DO’S : x reader (Any gender), self/oc insert, ships, poly, yandere, platonic/romantic scenarios, fluff, angst, crackfics, smaus, au’s (any), etc.

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Welcome to my page!! I'll write whatever you want as long as it's in my comfort zone. So please feel free to request anything!! I promise I'll get to it eventually!!

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Also if you are She/Her She/They I'm going to have to block you since there isn't many Male writers who write fanfiction. And most she/her aligned like to fetishize male content.

This is what I write for!!

Character x Character

Character x gn!Reader

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I also will write

Fluff

Crackfics

Angst

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I won't write

Darkfics

Children x anything really

Fandoms I'll write for

Trigun Stampede

Twisted Wonderland

Code Geass

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Devilman Crybaby

Buddy Daddies

Genshin Impact

Jujutsu Kaisen

Tokyo Revengers

Chainsaw Man

The Disastrous Life of Saiki K

Hunter x Hunter

Blue Exorcist

Vanitas no carte/The Case Study of Vanitas

Sk8 the Infinity

[yuniemaki]

wednesdays

After ten years of climbing the corporate ladder, Ningguang has come to a sobering truth: every new work day comes with a complimentary side dish of problems. It’s like one of those one-for-one lunch promotions she sees plastered over every single restaurant in the central business district. Bright new day, bonus problems. 

Wednesdays are particularly irksome, for she has to gather all these problems, find their solutions, and whip up a feast for the board of directors. If they enjoy the meal, good; if they don’t — well, Ningguang will have to “sort out this shit”, as they like to cry.

The finance director sighs into her hot latte, idly scrolling through the latest news on her tablet while Beidou washes up in the kitchen. Northland Bank shares fell by 0.4%; Wangsheng Corp shares opened at a record high today — her phone pings: Marketing requests a Q4 budget of twenty million.

She reads that twice, raising a perfectly-sculpted eyebrow. She picks up her phone, firing off a crude reply: they can guarantee the KPIs with that?

Another ping. You know marketing. 

Ningguang rolls her eyes. Tell Keqing to see me with her proposal.

She makes the mistake of opening her inbox. 250 emails. She closes it. Their colleagues in Natlan and Fontaine aren’t the smartest lot; it’s probably easier to walk through whatever silly queries they have on a call later. Honest to god, though, can they get anything done on their own? She’s already protecting their asses from the board every damn midweek.

“Baobei?” Beidou pokes her head out of the kitchen. 

“Yes, my heart?” 

“The sink is leaking again.”

What was that about one-for-one deals again? Ningguang finds her lips curling into an exasperated smile as she slowly sets her cup down. “Is that so?” she asks ever so sweetly, a vein throbbing in her temple. 

Beidou slowly slinks back into the kitchen.

Yup. Wednesdays are particularly irksome indeed.

prompt: modern beiguang with leaking sink

[moonlitceleste]

writing patterns :D

rules: share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able and see if there are any patterns!

thank you to @lanxyuu for the tag! <333

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aside from highlighting my propensity for writing crackfics, i can definitely see a development in my writing through this activity! my more recent fics seem to start with more action compared to the older ones; however, i think the gist remains the same throughout both. i believe i just elaborate more in my newer writing!

it's been so long since i've been on tumblr so @ anyone who wants to play :O