#gepard baby i’m so sorry

[kaeddehara]

controversial opinion, but gepard is high key my favorite

[merchenary]

  ❝ Shut it. I don’t want to hear one word out of your mouth about this. ❞     So eloquently spoken as he awkwardly settles himself on Sampo’s lap. The tavern is overly crowded, and he’s here to do reconnaissance on someone who’s not Sampo ( for once ).

ITS HARD TO RESIST THE TEASE —-— wanting to poke and prod at gepard; wanting to make the other BRIGHT RED. it’s so, irresistible. especially when the blond is right here in his lap. his hands naturally go to support gepard, resting on his hips. it’s a crowded place, no one’s paying attention to them. and it’s why sampo’s eyes are LAZER FOCUSED on the man in front of him. undercover missions are simply a specialty for him, he can adapt to any part he needs to. “ — awh c’mon. ” a pause as he pulls gepard even closer. “ y’know how hard it is for me to keep my mouth shut! ”

that’s the truth, especially around the blond. he loves to talk… he loves to run his mouth. especially in scenarios like this. “ but i guess i can try to BEHAVE. even though your makin’ it awfully difficult. ” there’s almost a whine in his voice. he’s finding it really difficult to PLAY NICE. again, he wants to poke at the other. wants to see what he can manage before gepard forgets about the job he’s here for. it’s always been part of their game.

[glaxelilly]

HSR Men - Pussy Drunk

— Blade, Jing Yuan, Sampo, Gepard, Dan Heng

Warnings: nsfw, fem reader, dirty talk

Blade // Possessive

When Blades pussy drunk, he gets really aggressive. His grip on you tightens almost painfully, arms wrapping around you and pulling your body flush against his, his fingers creating indentations in your skin. He pounds into hard, making you cry out and he sinks his teeth into your neck like he’s claiming you. And right before he spills inside of you, filling you to the brim and marking you from the inside, he growls, “Mine.”

Jing Yuan // Praise

When Jing Yuan’s pussy drunk, he can’t stop telling you how good you are. He’s got you sprawled out on his bed, looking gorgeous, and he just can’t keep the compliments to himself as he pounds into you. “Aeons, you look so beautiful like this, my love. Stuffed full of my cock and making the prettiest sounds. You’ll look even prettier covered in my cum.”

Sampo // Overstim

When Sampo’s pussy drunk, it doesn’t matter if you’ve came multiple times already and it’s too much, his hips just won’t listen to him. He’s thrusting into you hard, hitting all the right spots and making your body shake, all while apologizing to you, “I’m sorry I just c-can’t stop, you just feel too g-good baby f-fuck.”

Gepard // Babbling

When Gepard’s pussy drunk, he’s a mess. He’s barely even thrusting, just kinda humping into you with his face tucked into your neck. He’s holding onto you for dear life, and you him, as he says random words into your ear, “F-fuck baby you feel so good, oh my Aeon, I love you fuck princess your so g-good fuck ahhh shit I’m gonna cum holy shit don’t stop.”

Dan Heng // Desperate

When Dan Heng’s pussy drunk, it’s almost like he’s a different person. The two of you aren’t intimate often, so when you are it’s almost like he’s scared you’ll leave. He’ll already be inside you, bottomed out and thrusting maniacally, and he’ll be begging you not to make him stop. “Please let me, fuck, please let me keep going. Please don’t make me stop, let me keep going let me fuck you let me make you feel good please.”

Pussy drunk men 😩🙏

[pauli-writes]

warning: fluff, gepard and reader are already in a relationship, gepard is a down bad for reader (i am not sorry)

pairing: gepard x reader; serval is also there

author’s note: i promise i’m working on requests, in the meantime take this, because wow i’m very behind on requests— (also definitely not proof read)

serval watched in amusement as gepard paced up and down in her shop. the reason for his troubles was you, poor innocent you.

the story between you and gepard was nothing short out of a book. him, the son of a noble family and you, the child of a simple shopkeeper. the two of you became friends when you were young children, and eventually started dating as teens and then stayed together through everything, even the stellaron crisis and the entire aftermath.

serval has watched this relationship grow since its first day, and has been rooting for the two of you since the beginning as well. and now here she was listening to her brother’s nervously telling her about his plan to propose to you now that everything has settled on belobog and thing were going well.

“serval, what would i even say?” he murmured as he paced. “what if they say no?”

the older landau chuckled, “you worry too much. i’m sure they won’t. they adore you.”

gepard sighed. “i know, i know. i just don’t want to get this wrong.”

“get what wrong?”

both serval and gepard jumped at the sound of your voice. how did you enter the shop with either of them noticing?

“nothing.” they replied simultaneously. you raised your eyebrows in suspicion, but dropped asking further questions. instead you walked closer and went to stand next to gepard. he looked a little nervous, which was unbefitting of him. serval meanwhile was watching him with an amused smile, which was very in character for her.

“okay… anyways, are we still going to dinner tonight?” you asked and gepard, almost automatically, nodded his head.

“yes, of course!”

“great, i’ll be ready at seven.” you got on to your tippy toes and pressed a kiss on his cheek, before leaving the shop with a wave. gepard watched you as you left and serval could see the smitten expression on her baby brother’s face. all of you had grown older and matured in your own ways, but this expression of pure unadulterated adoration was as unchanging as the ice and snow on belobog.

“geppie, you need to propose to them tonight.”

“serval-“

“don’t worry it will be fine.” and she said it with such conviction and confidence that gepard believed her if only for a moment.

later that day gepard picked you up from your home and walked you the restaurant you had a reservation at. he was the perfect gentleman throughout the night, what you didn’t know was the ring sitting idly in his pocket, making him more nervous by the second.

he was so concerned about trying to find the right moment, only for dinner to be over before you knew it. he mentally cursed himself as the two of you walked out the restaurant, if he didn’t propose now, he would never propose.

you, completely unaware of his inner turmoil, kept talking about your work and your daily life. then you heard the familiar melody of a guitar. “oh, look. serval is playing on the street. let’s go see.”

gepard could barely register your words before he was pulled along to where his sister was giving a small performance. a number of people were already crowding around her, but she easily spotted her baby brother and his partner. the two landaus locked eyes and serval gave her brother a look that said, “have you done it?” to which he shook his head with an almost ashamed expression.

it was time for plan b then, serval cut her current song short and started playing a song she knew you liked because of you visiting when she was practicing with her band. it was a bit slower than her usual work, but just perfect for this scenario

“oh, i like this song,” you said, humming along to the melody.

gepard chuckled at your adorable behaviour, “i know you do…” he locked eyes with serval again, and she nodded her head at him with a confident smile. “listen, reader, i’ve been meaning to ask you something.”

you turned your full attention to him as he took a deep breath. “we have been together for a while. i still remember when i first saw you in your parents shop as children, and now here we are, grown up and belobog is starting to rebuild itself too. what I’m trying to say is, i would like to spend the rest of my life with you, so will you do me the honour of marrying me?”

“yes, of course!” you replied without hesitation, jumping into his arms and hugging him tightly. gepard was a bit startled, and so were the people who were standing next to the two of you. after a few seconds you pulled away again, but a giddy smile remained, “i was wondering why you were so nervous the entire week. i’m glad it’s because of this and not some work related thing.”

“i’m just glad you said yes,” he said, taking your hand and slipping the ring on it. “i don’t know what i would have done if you hadn’t.”

you smiled at him, not even concerned about the expensive ring. “there is no universe in the world where i would ever say no to you, gepard.”

“noted.” he said with a flustered expression, his cheeks turning a little red.

serval watched from where she was playing her guitar with a smile. she stopped playing for a moment and shouted, “hey, congratulations you two lovebirds!”

everyone turned to look at you and gepard and you both blushed deeply in embarrassment.

as you all grow older some things may change and evolve, other things are constant, like gepard’s love for you… or serval’s teasing.

[tasiawrites]

nsfw minors do not interact

warnings: smut (obvi), dub-con (no verbal consent), mating press, the threat of a child, unprotected sex, multiple creampies

let me know if i missed anything I am so very sleepy

Gepard knew he fucked up. He knew it the minute he walked into your home and you didn't immediately come out to greet him. “Honey?” his voice was soft as he took his boots off venturing deeper into your shared home. He found you in the kitchen taking dinner off the stove. His pretty wife was still taking care of him even when he made her mad.

Gepard was a good, kind man, hardworking too. That's how he became the head of the silver mane guards. But that made him so very busy, it never bothered you much. You knew where your man's heart was- with you. That didn't stop the frustration when he started flaking. He's been missing dates and promised quality time. You knew the current climate of Belabog needed his attention but as his wife you did too.

Three nights of eating alone and he comes home, looking so scared. You didn't give him the satisfaction of a response just continued cooking when he came up behind you hands on your hips turning you so you could face him. You looked up at him with a blank face. “I’m so sorry baby, I know it doesn't cut it but please, please forgive me. Just this once,” he begged slowly getting on his knees, looking up at you with those pretty blue eyes of his.

Gepared nuzzled her leg hands sliding up her leg under her dress. “Lemme make it up to you,” he begged kissing her calf his rough hands massaging her thighs, not quite brushing up against her cunt but just enough that he could feel its warmth. His mouth watered as she looked down with a cocked eyebrow but opened her legs just enough that he could get between them. He bunched her dress up and kissed up her thigh gently biting her inner thigh as he went. She still didn't give him a reaction but her face was softening. He kissed her blue lace panties right over the slit before giving it a generous lick. He could taste her through them already, she was always so good to him.  Gepard pulled her panties aside and attached his mouth to her waiting pussy with a fervor. His tongue ran over her slit collecting as much of her wetness as he could before he latched on to her clit and sucked. Gently but still the sudden attention to it made her whimper above him. Gepared gently took one of her legs and placed it on his shoulder and he ate. 

Her thighs shook as he started to tongue fuck her. His tongue carved her out dragging out light moans with it. His thumb rubbed circles into the apex of her thighs as he looked up at her face twisted with lightly concealed pleasure. He pulled his tongue out and latched back onto her clit and her hand reached down to pull on his blonde hair. Gepared was so hard in his pants but this was about you, not him. His tongue did figure eights on her clit as one of his fingers found itself in her cunt. He groaned and his dick twitched so hard when she clenched around them. He found her sweet spot with nothing but practiced precision as he added another finger.

“So pretty for me, come for me baby, let me make you feel good,” he begged his lips a whisper away from her clit. And come she did all over his fingers and he reattached his lips to her clit. Her moans, her taste, the way she looked above him as she made a mess all over his fingers, and her face were more than enough for Gepared to come in his pants completely untouched.

He pulled away just for her to see his face wet with her essence. “Geppy-,” she was cut off when he slammed his lips into hers, “ we aren't done yet,” he whispered. Before she could even respond he picked her up joining their lips together again. She could feel his hard dick on her spent clit. She moaned at the friction as he carried her to their room. He lay her down on the bed gently. Kissing every part of her exposed skin he slowly undressed her. “I'm sorry I've been busy honey, I've been a bad husband but imma make it up to you baby, make you feel real good tonight,” he whined into the crook of her neck as he sucked and licked her as if he wanted to eat her whole. She sat up a bit to watch him undress, she watched as he removed his clothes, his muscles making themselves known as they rippled in the low light of their bedroom. Her breath hitched as he took off his pants and boxers and she could see the mess he made in them. His thick angry red cock, covered in his own mess smeared all over it. It still throbbed and she looked at it.

She stretched her hand to stroke him but Gepared stopped her. “Tonight's about you sweetheart, not me,” he said before pulling her up into a kiss. He poured all his love into this kiss, his tongue reaching into her mouth and tangling with hers. She could taste herself as he wrapped his tongue into hers lustfully filling her mouth completely. He pushed her down getting between her legs. He took a moment to take her in her chest heaving, her skin sheen with a light layer of sweat. Her nipples were hard and her curves in the low light were somehow making him harder. He didn't know how he ever managed to leave her for more than two minutes. He looked down between her thighs and dragged his dick up her slit collecting her wetness along the way. He tapped his tip against her clit looking at her pretty face before leaning down for a kiss.

As soon as his lips met hers his tip caught and he entered her cunt. He whined and bit her lip gently pulling it as soft curse words escaped his mouth. She was so wet around him, he was sure he would cum from just moving. It felt like she was sucking him deeper. “S-so fucking t-tight for me baby,” he groaned as he pulled out slowly. His hips met hers in deep passionate strokes. He angled his hips so he could hit her sweet spot with every thrust. She keened, moaning she threw her head back, and gave Gepard unlimited access to her neck. With every stroke of his cock they could hear how much wetter she was getting. “G-geppy, harder,” she moaned. He looked down and to see the white ring forming around his dick. Gepared groaned and laced his fingers into hers. He did as she asked fuking her harder, so hard the bed slammed against the wall with their shared movements. 

Gepared was so lost in feeling her body against his that he was almost surprised when he felt her orgasm approaching. “Gonna cum,” she moaned and almost immediately his thumb reached down to play with her clit. His rough fingers and hard strokes made her cum so hard that her body tensed. Her cunt squeezed then spasmed around his dick and Gepard swore he would cum right then and there. She pulled him for a kiss and he immediately came making her pussy a creamy mess. 

“Fuck,” he groaned out, sitting up and pushing his sweat-slicked hair away from his forehead. Her hazy eyes barely focused on him but seeing him sweaty and glowing from filling her with his cum, watching his muscles move, and seeing his still hazy with lust, she knew they weren't done. She subconsciously tightened around him again and something in Gepard snapped in that moment. He was gonna give her baby, a son. 

“One more baby, give me one more,” he whispered folding her in half and placing her legs on his shoulders. “Baby wait-,” she whined when she felt him prepare to enter her again. He looked at her but she just kissed his hand. That was Gepard needed to stuff her full of his dick one more time.  “Oh my god,” she whined, she was so full of him. She could feel him in her lungs. His dick was pressed up right against her cervix. Gepard started fucking her, hard. 

Gepard looked at her stomach and he could see himself in her. He pushed down on it and whispered in her ear,” That's where I'm going to fuck a baby into you,” there was a slight growl in his voice before he continued. “I'm going to fuck my son into you, and you'll never be lonely again, You'll be too plump with my seed to think about that ever again.” she had never heard her husband speak like that before. In addition to his words, Gepard was fucking her with all his weight grinding his tip against her cervix as if he wanted to enter her womb. It hurt so good that she was feeling him in her throat. His dick was creating a frothy mess of their previous orgasms against their lower halves. She could feel it run down her taint, warm and wet.

Gepard bent down and sucked on one of her nipples thinking of how they would look full of the milk she would be feeding his offspring. His balls tightened, he was gonna cum but she had to do it first, he needed to feel her cum on his dick one more time. He didn't have to wait long because his pretty little wife was pushing his hips away from hers. “I'm g-gonna cum but it feels w-weird Geppy,” she whined, tears streaming down her face. Before he could do anything she squirted. She came all over them and as he fucked her through it he could feel the streams hit his pelvis with each stroke. He buried himself to the hilt and pumped her full of cum, stream after stream. When he finally pulled away his seed flowed out. He watched as her thighs shook from the aftershocks of her orgasm. 

“It's gonna be okay my love,” he whispered into her ears trying to calm her down. He went and got a warm towel to get her clean. He came back to find her lying exhausted but keeping her eyes open for him. As he got closer she pulled him into the bed next to her. “Clean up later, wanna sleep with you,” she mumbled into his chest before falling asleep. Geapard smiled at her. He knew they were going to regret not cleaning up in the morning but her kissed her forehead and closed his eyes. He just enjoyed spending time with his wife until he too fell asleep.

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i want to sleep so this is so unedited but ill fix it tomorrow, enjoy the smut tho

[in-halingstardust]

haii congrats on 200 !! 😗😗 for the matchup event im ok with spicy and i prefer a guy ^_^ !! im a girl using she/her pronouns n im in uni doing psych ! im 5’6 w a slender build i hv small boobs + no ass 🥹 i hv long black hair and i wear glasses ! im chinese and my face is round-shaped + i have bangs. i dont like being around too many strangers but i am able to start convos easily, im v bubbly and loud w my friends and i often speak my mind + i am v stubborn. i cant sleep without hugging something and im vv weak w cold temperatures ! i looove karaoke + napping and i hv a rlly bad sweet tooth + i love spicy food ! i like collecting lotions + pink items. i tend to get v sleepy + i can sleep up to 12 hours, i can b very blunt and i experience mood swings easily. im a leo sign and my love language is gift giving ! i am quite insecure ab my appearance but i lkke to act conceited (fake it till you make it 🥹) i like to dance + i take up lots of leadership roles (but i hv really bad stage fright !) i focus on my studies alooot and i am a germaphobe. im very sensitive and i cry easily + i stress eat ! sorry this was a little long omg but thank you so much and congrats again on 200 ~

Sorry you will have to deal with a little bit of the cold but I feel this is pretty cute hehe. Hope you enjoy this! Again, so sorry I am so late :,0

I’m going to pick Gepard for you! ˖*°࿐

If we talk about expectations, good leaders, and overall someone who is going to pamper you I’d have to say Gepard is the fit. Especially learning everything he knows from his sisters. Very sweet boi ᡣ𐭩.

Gepard, lowkey, is a very good shopping partner, not only is he ready to carry bags, but he also has a slight sense of fashion due to Serval’s tutelage. Baby pink vs pastel pink, yes, he knows there is a difference. Spicy food? No problem, he’s a wimp but still tries his best for you. Prepare for lots of ice cream after the burn, Lynx showed him where all the good stops are.

Your private life with Gepard, I think is pretty vanilla till you both warm up with each other. Maybe a handcuff or blindfold thrown into the mix but nothing too hardcore unless you requested!

❥ With him being an enforcer Gepard always worries about clipping the handcuffs too tight. Ah, sorry. Was that too tight? Super gentle as he guides your cuffed hands over his head so you're spooning him. Gepard’s eyes are full of emotion, the way his kisses start out slow and hesitant till you're completely drowning. ❥ What he enjoys the most is letting his calloused fingers run over your soft body. Learning what you love, what tickles, what is uncomfortable. Mostly his calloused fingers will explore your body. Loves going slow and steady with a dim light on to see your face as he makes love to you. ❥ Gentle aftercare! Carried to the shower, massaged with a different type of lotion, blow dry your hair, before cuddling in bed.

[forbelobog]

Captain Gepard, your father wants you recalled from your post immediately. He said… he said to tell you there was an accident last night. In the Snow Plains. Some sort of avalanche from melting ice drift fell and… your sister, Lynx… she…

She’s in Belobog General Hospital, but he’s not sure how much longer she can hold on… I’m so sorry, Captain.

over the years being belobog's shield, it's bastion for hope and safety, gepard landau has developed a habit of compartmentalizing - pain, emotions, anything he felt he struggled to handle in the moment, his mind would try to fit it into a neat little shape, and store it away. sometimes, if he were lucky, he would take that shape at a later date and process it like he should, but sometimes not. sometimes, he would quite literally leave his mind. find somewhere else to be, mentally. a fog, he could be 'gone' for hours at a time. it wasn't a healthy habit, he never claimed it to be. but it made withstanding injuries and heartbreak easier to wade through. when he is first approached by one of his officers, gepard expects bad news. he's seen the look on the guard's face before, the look in his eyes. 

something has happened. captain steels himself for the worst.

the mention of his father of all people draws more concern from captain's usually stoic features, a brows raising as he goes on to explain...sister. his sister. there is a sudden, rotten second where gepard almost hopes serval's name is uttered first - not that he wished harm to come to her, never in a thousand amber ages. but lynx? lynx was precious to them both. he knows serval would wish it were her instead, too. but it isn't serval. it's lynxie, their baby sister. if his father made a point to call for him, it could only mean bad things. an avalanche...her body crushed under ice and sleet and rock and-

 the guard in front of him might as well have been a figment of his imagination, for as much as gepard pays him mind after the initial message is delivered. his pupils shrink, his chest clenches tight with despair's cold hands, so sudden it takes the wind from him. he can't breathe. no amount of training could prepare him for the sudden, drastic drop in his stomach, the dread like ice in his veins. rarely does cinema or dramas portray true tunnel vision accurately, though he experiences it now; gepard feels as though he's sucked out of his body, down, down through a narrow chasm where light cannot penetrate. sound dulls, fades, until it springs back in a tinnitus-like ring in his eardrums. like he's an observer, a sickly out-of-body experience that leaves him feeling a helplessness he hasn't since he were a child.

he can't breathe.

captain? the guard says. gepard only has enough power to manage words, a hand out to push the guard aside, "i have to go," to lynx, to fix it, to save her, he has to go. he has to go anywhere but here. he has to go now. 

it takes all his training, his control, his will to not stumble away like a fool, hands trembling as they fumble for his beacon in his pocket. there are several texts, gepard finds he can't read a single one. his eyes won't focus. his fingers won't respond to what he wants them to do, trying desperately to call serval, tell her what's happening, ask her if she knew. but he barely gets his thumb to punch in an 's' on the keyboard before he gives up on the idea entirely, and sprints back for town.

somehow, belobog comes in to view. gepard realizing only then, with the concerned stares and mumbles of citizens he must look a sight. pale, sweaty, eyes blown wide as dinner plates. he's had a panic attack the entire trek back - still having one in fact - and his breaths are short and shallow. he manages to stumble his way into fort qlipoth, where he's greeted almost immediately by guards on staff. they must have been expecting him. he can't focus. none of their voices even sound human - are they even saying words? 

"i have to go," he repeats, shoving them aside to head to the medical wing. muscle memory at this point, is he even going the right way? his vision starts to blotch, he still can't breathe. it feels like he can't get enough air in his lungs, his body doesn't work right-

a hand slides in to his, gepard's terrified gaze shifting to the person now beside him. serval. it's serval. she takes one look at her brother before ushering them to a side office, and closing the door behind her. safe from prying eyes and judgement, gepard lets his barely-there grip of his control come loose. he collapses to the floor in a heap, and screams.

[klanced]

im sorry for the non-voltron related question, but im curious !! who are your favorites from genshin impact & honkai star rail???

Genshin faves:

Kazuha was a mainstay on my team for like a solid two years but then Sumeru came out and I became a dendro main 💔 last year’s summer island event had me in my feelings so deeply, you have no idea

I think Alhaitham is one of the funniest characters ever. I love characters who would piss me off if they were real. Probably my best built character even though I use Harbinger of Dawn on him

Kaveh. I’m sorry I’m not immune to babygirl Kaveh propaganda 💔 they’re doing crazy things to this guy’s ****** on Twitter. I don’t actually use Kaveh though because I’m terrible at bloom comp

Honestly I love all of the Sumeru characters so so so much the 3.0-3.2 story was just so damn good. I am obsessed with the Tighnari&Collei&Cyno found family dynamic. I honestly don’t care about Fontaine LMAO I want to stay in Sumeru

Right now my main team is Zhongli (shield) Alhaitham (main DPS) Nahida (sub-Dendro) Raiden Shogun (E bot).

Star Rail faves:

SR is still pretty new so my favorite characters are basically the ones that I like using the most.

Jing Yuan is my best built character. The amount of time I spent on relic farming ohmygod. I also have his signature weapon 😎 one day I would like to e1 him. Story wise I think he’s a really funny character and I also love his English voice actor so much

I think Asta is such a funny character and she has managed to surprise me a couple of times in some of the space station star quest. Also she is just so damn useful as a support character and I need to build her more

I’m obsessed with the Blade & Dan Heng dynamic. I haven’t started the latest story quest yet so no spoilers plsss. I pulled Blade on the first day of his banner but I have 0 resources for him so he hits like a wet napkin rn but that’s okay baby take your time. I’m now saving up to hopefully get Dan Heng IL 🤞🏼🤞🏼

So far I’ve had pretty good luck on my pulls ❤️❤️ I got I think Gepard? i forgor exactly when I tried pulling for Seele but I was able to get JY pretty early on and I won the 50/50 for LC and Blade 💯💯 god I hope I get IL. no I have no idea what team to put him in

Obviously my team changes around a lot depending on the enemy weakness but generally I run Clara/Gepard, Jing Yuan as main DPS, Luocha as healer, Asta as support

Looking at these lists… guys I promise I’m a lesbian

[rossithepixie]

I’m so glad i got feixiao and moze because now i have two solid follow up damage teams and it no longer feels like i need to choose a challenge to have a tough time in by having to separate ratio from aventurine. I did feel like ratio and aventurine stole jiaoqiu for this challenge while leaving moze and feixiao on their own team though 😅. Sorry guys jiaoqiu is needed for a different boss than you and ratio needs the debuffs.

Maybe i’ll draw something for this because it’s a very funny mental image in my mind.

Also gepard… works but even at c2 he truly can not compare to aven. Tiny baby shields. Truly he should be ashamed since he kept me from getting jing yuan and was also who i lost the 50/50 to for aventurine initially.