#ghostface cant handle my rizz and swag and basedness.

[blurrymango]

Ghostface: “So what’s your favorite scary movie?”

Me: “Well! Boy am I glad you asked! My absolute favorite is Mine Games. My favorite that kinda pokes fun at scary movies is Cabin In The Woods. And my favorite that I’ve most recently seen is As Above So Below. My brother likes that one and honestly I say that is actually super very similar to Mine Games so I’ll go with Mine Games and As Above So Below as my favorites-”

Ghostface: “... Ok maybe I should have been more clear- what’s your favorite slasher film?”

Me: “In terms of cinematography I’d say The Boy. Although I don’t consider that one to be a slasher film. Another film that I love that some think is a slasher is American Psycho. It’s honestly a really really good movie, hell, I even love it as much as the book! Which is rare for film adaptations. Normally they fail immensely at adapting a book into a movie to the point that it thoroughly pisses me off but for American Psycho it works-”

Ghostface: “Answer the question LEGITIMATELY YOU BITCH.”

Me: “Well, I’d either Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning, House of Wax (2005), and Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake are all my favorite slasher films. Though, I don’t like them so much for horror vibes I moreso like them because I am very much in love with Thomas Hewitt, Bo Sinclair, and Michael Myers. I’m like. So horny for them it’s unreal. Hey wait are you some masked murderer because if so can you ffuck me before you kill me I wanna go out with a bang-”

Ghostface: *hangs up on me and blocks my number*