#gilderoy lockhart

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

[lovefromremus]

you're telling me the girls and gays at hogwarts crushed on lockhart and not REMUS?? hahaha fuck no

[maladaptivewriting]

half the people who think they’re sirius black are actually gilderoy lockhart

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

McGonagall: I won't say Lockhart has a "strained" relationship with the truth... He don't know the bitch. He's never met her.

[severussnaperevived]

McGonagall: "now I want you guys to tell each other what you think about each other"

Y/N: turns to albus "you are who I think of them I set up my grandfather clock"

Y/N: turns to Severus "you are who I think of when I have sex with myself"

Y/N: turns to Lockhart "you are who I think of when I take out the garbage"

[dinxieyinxie]

Linx: patience is one of my greatest attributes :)

Lockhart: im boutta end this man's career

in reference to this

[screenshotsonpinterest]

There are so few “Gilderoy the Mouse prince” jokes about my bestie Crumb and fear is starting creep up on me that…maybe the current starkid fandom…just doesn’t get the reference…

[nightoffdiary]

Lemme tell yah—

Jace’s arrogant, entitled, and an absolute disgrace of teacher type has been my Favored Enemy since 2002

I’m locked in

[willwediejustalittle]

Moments before Desaster strikes | Snape meme part 5

[simping-4-voldemort]

Onion Headlines and Harry Potter Characters part 4/?

[brilarsn]

stanley tucci as caesar flickerman is a casting choice the inspiration of which is only rivaled by kenneth branagh as gilderoy lockhart

[venskih]

Gilderoy Lockhart is so slay

[the-herdier]

Foster dad!Snape hearing about how Lockhart forced Harry (his ward) to take a picture beside him (if not witnessing it himself) and being just about ready to slap that bitch for that act alone

[sofoulandfairaday]

yesterday i was re-reading chamber of secrets and oh-my-god I did not remember it being this hilarious. every single interaction between snape and lockhart is gold.

my personal top three:

Duelling Club

“Wouldn’t it be good if they finished each other off?” Ron muttered in Harry’s ear. Snape’s upper lip was curling. Harry wondered why Lockhart was still smiling; if Snape had been looking at him like that he’d have been running as fast as he could in the opposite direction. Lockhart and Snape turned to face each other and bowed; at least, Lockhart did, with much twirling of his hands, whereas Snape jerked his head irritably. Then they raised their wands like swords in front of them.

2. Valentine's Day

“My friendly, card-carrying cupids!” beamed Lockhart. “They will be roving around the school today delivering your valentines! And the fun doesn’t stop here! I’m sure my colleagues will want to enter into the spirit of the occasion! Why not ask Professor Snape to show you how to whip up a Love Potion! And while you’re at it, Professor Flitwick knows more about Entrancing Enchantments than any wizard I’ve ever met, the sly old dog!” Professor Flitwick buried his face in his hands. Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

And my personal favourite, 3.

The staffroom door banged open again. For one wild moment, Harry was sure it would be Dumbledore. But it was Lockhart, and he was beaming. “So sorry — dozed off — what have I missed?” He didn’t seem to notice that the other teachers were looking at him with something remarkably like hatred. Snape stepped forward. “Just the man,” he said. “The very man. A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Taken into the Chamber of Secrets itself. Your moment has come at last.” Lockhart blanched.

i'm not even going to start with the shenanigans with Tom Riddle's diary and how much Ron shit-talks him in this book, but let me just leave this here:

“I wish I knew why someone did try to chuck it,” said Harry. “I wouldn’t mind knowing how Riddle got an award for special services to Hogwarts either.” “Could’ve been anything,” said Ron. “Maybe he got thirty O.W.L.s or saved a teacher from the giant squid. Maybe he murdered Myrtle; that would’ve done everyone a favour. ...”

[severussnaperevived]

Severus: see's Lockhart walking towards door, closes door using wand just as he reaches it

Lockhart: opens door holding nose "these danm doors keep closing on me today"

Albus: "Severus what are you doing"

Severus: "you are the one that said I needed to enjoy my life more"

[iamnmbr3]

the dueling club scene and the mismatch between snape and lockhart’s abilities is even funnier once you’ve read the later books and know just how prodigiously talented snape is