My girlfriend had a dream that we made this really good chili garlic sauce (she is obsessed with it) and had this cool house with a waterfall going through it, and I got super excited about the sauce and jumped into the waterfall and immediately got sucked down and died.
I had a cat GF but not in a sexy way, in a Skyrim way. She kept trying to steal all my shit and I had to keep stealing it back. We ended up getting divorced and then my horse killed her. I cried.