Guys it's okay they're just busy fucking
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Retepa and Elnric for the Heart Meme
VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗
(she's pretty)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗
(He refused to elaborate on this choice.)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗
(only just met, but positive so far, so good start.)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗
(he's unsure of this one atm, but give him time to talk more..)
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"But a bard can tell you all the rest. As for all the things they cannot... well. I shall just have to keep those for myself."
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All those people who want to "be loved like a supervillain" and "burn down the whole world, lay it all to waste for the one they love" need to stop cancelling their blorbo after they kill people. How else will you get your fix?
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every time a love interest is apart of a royal family and has "gold" hair but its just normal blonde and they're just freaking blonde and considered of Noble Blood due to that feature or whatever my eyes roll clear back into my skull and I lock gazes with the hamster running circles in my head and we just Look at each other
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BRO WHEN I TELL YOU I DID A FULL DOUBKE TAKE ON THAY HOWDY DRAWING—
GYAT
Devouring your art rn
Honestly big bozonga howdy is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever drawn smhhh
Very helpful smh
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Thinking about how Jason only comes over as Red Hood so through your window/ up your fire escape so he doesn’t have to buzz in. When your ex finds out you’ve been seeing a guy named “Jason” he decides to come over one day screaming and banging on your door Jay takes it into his own hands and opens the door in full gear holding a gun pointed at said ex threatening to shoot him.
“Are you sure you want to do that” he says tilting his head pointing the gun at your ex
‘Y-you’re the r-‘
“ don’t come back here or I’m afraid I’ll have to shoot you” Jason says smugly
‘Youre bluffing’
“Okay” Jason shoots a near by pillar causing your ex to basically piss himself
“-fuck outta here”
Your ex just tripping over himself to leave
Jay acting like nothing happened and when you ask about hearing a gunshot he acts like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about with a smirk omg aaa
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