*voice of hand unit* please, on a scale of 0 to 20 rate your family then give a reason for that rating(no it cannot be a negative number for that will not scale correctly)
William: Rosalyn - 20/20, my best friend, Mike - 18/20, followed my orders, Elizabeth - 12/20, very disobedient and rude to me, Evan - 16/20, pretty neutral
Michael: Dad - 9/20, why would he do what he did, Mom - 17/20, solid mom and I love her, Liz - 18/20, she's great, and Evan - also 18/20, he's cool with me even though he doesn't fully forgive me, and I'm more than happy about that.
Elizabeth: Daddy - 8/20, shithole that deserves to rot in hell, Mum - 15/20, we're neutral, Mikey - 19/20, improved a lot and is still an epic brother, Evan - 18/20, he's gotten better at standing up for himself but is still adorable.
Evan: Dad - 10/20, we're neutral now, but I still don't like the things he's done, Mummy - 14/20, she's nice and I love her but she babies me a bit and I don't like that very much, Mikey - 13/20, he's improved a lot and I don't hold the bite against him but I don't think I'll ever manage to fully forgive him for the bullying, Lizzy - 18/20, she's the coolest big sister ever!
Packing an order! This Glitchtrap was made for a wonderful customer. Each order includes a freebie sticker, thank you note, my business card and a written letter! Also been adding discount codes recently. Commissions are open on my etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/CasualRainbow
y’all know how after you “defeat” Glitchtrap in Help Wanted, you get a Glitchtrap plush? well, here’s a concept: that same plush materializes in real life for Vanessa. and it’s sentient, too. it can move and speak. think of Chucky. he’s like that!
Vanessa does EVERYTHING in her power to get rid of the thing at first. she rips it to shreds with a knife (to which it comments, “hey, you’re not too bad at stabbing!”), drives out to a river and throws it into the water, throws it in the garbage, sets it on fire…but it always reappears back in her bedroom, sitting nicely on her bed, completely intact.
finally, she just accepts that she has Chucky’s fursona living with her now.
Glitchtrap is still melded with Vanessa’s mind, but this anomalous, glitchy stuffed animal serves as a physical form…as silly as it is.
some shenanigans:
Vanessa goes to work pre-night guard era and opens up her bag. Gltichtrap is there. yanks her bag shut because she can’t let anyone see that she has a whole ass stuffed animal with her (not that she packed him. the dick invited himself). he won’t stop yelling at her until she lets him out, so she opens a drawer at her desk and puts him in there so he can see. but the MOMENT anyone passes by, she’s SLAMMING that drawer shut (which earns her a muffled but indignant, “HEY!!”)
sometimes Glitchtrap will get out, and Vanessa has to run around the whole building looking for his glitchy ass before he kills someone. (“how did you get a knife?!” “you don’t know what i’m capable of, whore”)
he’ll literally sit on the couch and watch TV with her. they argue over what to put on.
Vanessa sleeping in. Glitchtrap pulling on her hair, yelling, “Wake up, you stupid, lazy bitch!”
whenever Vanessa gets annoyed with Glitchtrap, she throws him in the washing machine. cue the muffled shouting before he teleports out, dripping wet and fuming.