#gluerp

[scarletlights]

Ascension

And here they were thinking the Synchro Machine thing would be the weirdest thing to ever happen to them.

And could you blame them? Even in the Pokemon world, people didn't mind-link with their starter pokemon every day, much less break the device doing it and accidentally pull the pokemons mind into their trainer's leaving the 'mon a vegetable.

….Ahem-

Still, Jake and Reikka made the most of it. Now they could work with the rest of their team evermore closely! Nevermind the occasional urge to dribble something or say "Ace!" more often. Really, they could go on, but anyway back to what led them to being in separate* bodies again.

They may have poked around some old ruins and found a weird painting and next thing they knew they were falling from the sky in a Zorua's body, landing square on who they'd come to know as a sworn partner.

Many, MANY things happened between the system realizing they could shapeshift and them fighting an alien pokemon that could fuck with the DNA of other pokemon, but they have neither the time or energy to recall all that.

Mmmmostly because they're currently melting.

"G…hhhhhgph…" Long story short, DNA unstable enough to shapeshift is especially susceptible to being messed with. Beforehand, they had a sort of system in order. Jake would go adventuring and fighting as long as he could, until the stress got to him and they deferred to the more experienced Pokemon in their head.

Now they were both having trouble just staying solid and sane. They didn't know what was real anymore. Words and pictures and minds swam through their head, dissolving and shifting and changing and warping and HURTING. Oh so much HURTING.

Bits of memories swirled and screamed and shouted, all begging for attention and getting louder when they tried to focus on just one.

And yet…one word. One thing stood out in the fog. '..wi….wwwwwis….' A ccc crystal. Crystal…p prison? That… "hhhggkk…."

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They touched it. And all at once they were broken

And fixed.

"Who are you?" Spoke their mind.

"What do you desire?" Came the reply.

The words came instantly.

"I…want strength. Strength to…protect. To SAVE. To HELP."

".......Granted."

They burned. They froze. Were poisoned, paralyzed, frostbitten, put to sleep and had their very mind consumed. They broke apart down to the atom and pulled themselves back together through sheer DEVOTION. And nothing could compare to the feeling of a shattering mind being shoved through itself back into its proper place.

It didn't make sense.

It didn't have to.

In the far distance, Cameron finally couldn't keep up, collapsing to a knee before the invader, powerless to stop it from getting its wish from the Millennium Star. It stood over him and laughed, binding his throat and lifting him up to stare into his defeated eyes before it ended him. And then, the sun fell, crushing the monster and dragging it across the planet, carving a canyon through the world.

It broke free, but that didn't matter. "We're far from any life here. You made sure of that yourself." All it could muster in the face of karmatic light was a roar. "Your existence. ends. NOW."

Flames, frigid and searing, erupted around them…And from there they were on FULL autopilot. All they can tell you from there is they killed it and woke up in Cameron's home.

"Ugh…"

The bed wasn't as comfortable as it used to be, considering their…HER ankles draped over the footboard now. "Honeys?? Or…honey?" Rei's head snapped up, and there he was. "CAMMY!!" She was quick to lunge and start snuggling(much to the cat's shock). The sudden movement jostled Jake out of the cockles of their brain. 'Huhwaiwah-?!'

Rei mentally imposed Jake in the snuggle. 'Morning, buddy~!'

'We're…We're alive?!'

She was gonna snark, but a pained moan beneath her instantly raised an alarm. "Oh no, wait, I'm so sorry, Ca-

…?!"

Oh she was NOT still an oversized Raboot. At least she kept her sweater, but…woah. "...Holy Solgaleo..!" Feeling had returned to them, and not having bones was weird. But forget the bones, her bloomin' skin was felt and fabric!

And it was…honestly nice??? She was wonderfully warm and dry, and…heavy. 'Don't check if you have boobs don't check if you have boobs don't check if you ha' Her hands moved before their brain could stop them. 'Nopenopenope, not yet-' Jake thankfully jerked them to a stop. 'not while Cam is here.'

"Um. You gonna get off of me, ReiRei?"

"Oh, shit, sorry-" She scrambled to scoot off of him. "So…What happened?" "Wait, you don't remember?" She shook her head, simultaneously becoming aware of her massive ears and hair swishing behind her. "Ooh, that's cool…But, no. Why, did anything cool happen?"

"Are you JOKING?! You pulled the sun out of the sky!" Oh hell yeah. "Uh…Woah."

'...Can that wait? Head's starting to hurt again…xC' "Right, that can wait. Cuz, um." Both pairs of eyes drifted downwards, and cheeks flushed. "Yeah-"

Awkward silence swiftly followed.

"...Can I see how Jake's doing?"

"Yeah, sure-!!" Said Rei, a tad too enthusiastically. 'You ready?' She offered the metaphysical wheel. '...a-as I'll ever be.' They were already going through the motions of shifting forms to suit them. Except…they…weren't changing?

"...Uh?"

"Hello?"

"Are we changing at all?"

Did the wish have a bad side effect…?!

"You're…glowing, kind of."

"I…feel like we should be shifting, but we're not."

An idea occurred to Cameron. "Give me your paw." "What?" "I'm going to pull." "WHAT?!" "Please, just trust me on this-"

Cocking a brow, they complied as he stood up.

"Three…Two…Now!" He pulled, and nothing happened as far as any of them could tell. "...?" "Can you…try to shift again?" They complied for a moment, but the shock of another paw emerging from Rei's made them stop. "Keep going!" Cameron called, not letting go of the new paw. With a little trepidation, they continued.

"...Holy shit you're bi-generating."

"Bi-WHAT now?" Spoke two voices, and the heads they belonged to snapped to look at each other and scream. "WHAT THE FUCK?!" "Bi-generation. It's…a Doctor Who thing!" Cameron grunted, seeing as the resistance increased. "Well, kind of-

It's just the glow reminded me of it, I didn't expect it to work so-" Out popped a humanoid shape with a Zorua face, "wELL-?!" and tumbled to the floor.

"Ow…" It wasn't a perfect separation like in the show, there was still a strand of goop stretching from Jake's tail to Rei's arm, and…wait, no, her…elbow? Shoulder?? "...So it can move? Fascinating…" She murmured, brushing along her arm while the boys regained their bearings again.

'...Oh goodness I'm pinning him down-'

"Oh, I can still hear your thoughts!" Thankful for that derailment, Jake turned to his former headmate and was…honestly, stunned.

"...What's that look for?"

'You look like mom.'

"Like…" His mom was the one she idolized most. The one who made things so simple whenever they met. The one who welcomed Rei with open arms when she got stuck in Jake's head. The one who made them feel safe. The one who stayed strong no matter what. "...Mum."

She rose from her kneeling position. Anyone else would be intimidated, but Jake was…comforted. A warmth permeated the room as she lumbered forward and crouched down. "...I guess I really am your guardian angel now, huh?" She spread her arms.

They lunged into them, eyes wet.

[pepsi-gods]

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[foxeymulder]

       joshua blaine lemon ϟ twenty-one ϟ harvard pre-law

about: tallahassee born and bred ϟ nightmare in a snapback ϟ probably has no real business going to harvard but his father and his father before him are rich n legacy so here we are ϟ really wanted to be a pro skateboarder but daddy threatened to cut him off ϟ so now he “totally could’ve gone pro if he wanted 2 bro” ϟ a “u up?” king ϟ vapes indoors and posts it all on his ig story ϟ calls himself a feminist but still doesn’t quite know wtf that means (just found out referring to women as females is offensive) ϟ once accidentally sent “wyd beautiful??” in a group dm of 27 girls and got roasted to high heaven ϟ so fckin stupid but somehow does okay in his classes ϟ cheating suspected ϟ never misses a party, kickback, or rave tbh ϟ just genuinely the worst

needs: ok just…..hear me out……a real bros of simi valley based group of dumbass fuckbois PLEASE. maybe a sib or two?? idk who knows. he’ll need a lot of exes and hookups (via tinder most likely) that the other party probably regrets deeply cuz he won’t shut the fuck up about it. also fellow pre-law students that are definitely way smarter than him that he can annoy to help him with shit bc he understands almost none of it and is this close to either dropping out or flunking out. and ofc more friends that can tolerate his constant vaping!!!

[zhenyakatava]

johnathan brier / 26, journalist @ the cambridge chronicle

quick blurb: born and raised in good ol yonder sackville, new brunswick, canada / hated every moment of it and was that kid in class that everyone forgot existed / teachers always talked about how much potential he had, and he capitalized on that so-called potential as early as he could, moving to the states to go college at boston university / he studied journalism, having always found solace in words and the fact that he might not be able to do something personally, but he could certainly use his words for something / graduated from bu in 2014 and has been... notoriously unemployed since, applying at every semi-reputable newspaper near and far and finding nothing but disappointment / he thought better of himself, but when he was offered a job at the local newspaper in cambridge, he took it / this isn’t what he imagined for himself when he left ol yonder sackville, and he’s determined to get out... even if that means attaching him to the newest shitfest drama going down at harvard - the stupid-ass dean’s list / scrappy, smart, sort of rough around the edges and gruff / not here to make friends / doesn’t intend on staying in cambridge for long so get him while u can lads

needs: friends? probably people he plays pool and very americanly watches football with at the bar idk / maybe a group of people at the chronicle - the more interested they actually are in working there the better, so they can try and get his snooty ass to calm down / possibly former classmates at bu? maybe a serious girlfriend from back then that he abruptly broke things off with when he graduated and assumed he’d be working at the post in a few weeks! / random hookups? / anything else u can think of!

juliet “jet” solo / 22, clout goddess

quick blurb: grew up with no dad and a shitty mom (and people wonder why she’s got so many issues!) / shared everything with her sister growing up, bickered with her constantly and honestly still does when they make time to actually see each other / basically an extension of the o’malley family, she’s attached herself to them pretty closely - even living in the shitty, rundown apartment over their bar / has next to no talents outside of being trashy-but-cute and flirting and rapping busta rhymes’ verse on look at me now / got lucky when she fell into the “vlog squad” group because she would be doing god knows what for money without their clout and followers! / thinks she’s a rapper but most people only listen to her soundcloud to roast it / brash and devoid of any kind of filter / smokes too much weed and never leaves the house without her juul / an actual degenerate

needs: the rest of the vlog squad!! give me a big nik partner in crime for her thnx / literally a million hookups. sometimes she just hooks up with guys from tinder so she can sleep in their apartment and not her shitty place. probably knows the security guards at harvard dorms by their first names / maybe people who went through the foster system with her? / people to be really mean to her online and in real life thank you

[eilislaceys]

okay i’m here without a graphic but am looking for some stuff for my kids. so far i have:

freida “freddie” copeland, 24, haley lu richardson - she’s a cambridge native born and bred, harvard legacy and daughter of like a filthy rich banker father and cold martini weilding mother. freddie was always the black sheep of the family even as a kid with a run in her panty hose and scuffed mary janes. she was the tomboy who was always getting chastised for making her dad’s business partners kids cry at playdates when she was trying to practice her sweet wwe moves on them. she brought even more #shame to her family dropping out of harvard half way through sophmore year because she fucking hated every minute of it and opened up a little comic book store called ‘gutters & panels’ that doubles as a safe space for teens and lgbtq youth to hang out and do their homework and the like! the store is like constantly on the verge of shutting down especially with skyrocketing rent and an asshole landlord but she’s not going down without a fight!! she’s got a big heart and bigger mouth that’s always getting her in trouble, but also out of trouble (”my greatest weakness is that i always lose my purse but my greatest strength is that i always find it”) she’s boisterous, freespirited and independent to a fault but it does get under her skin that she’s the odd man out in her family.  needs: i would love a sibling for her, preferably the golden child, whether they love that or hate that is entirely up to you but i’d love that dynamic tbh. people who work at the store with her, um give me like a chain bookstore across the street for a dumb ‘punk ass book jockey’ rivalry situation, friends from high school and harvard before she dropped out, an ex-boyfriend who was like please stop wrestling me all the time and wrote a dramatic r/relationships post about it but didn’t use a throwaway leading to the dumbest break up of all time. 

patrick o’malley, 22 - just a wee irish lad who works at a bartender at his parent’s bar which is a cambridge institution. most used phrase is ‘what’s the craic?’ don’t ever give him the aux cord because he’ll just start bumping the les mis soundtrack. chronic underachiever who struggled all through school but his teachers still loved him because he’s just a nice, charming kid. is really content to just take over the family business. catch him wearing harvard sweaters and pretending he goes there to flirt with cute girls at the bar, but then again he’s also obsessed with the degenerate who lives in the apartment above the bar and spends all of his tip money on buying her drinks to which his parents are like “u absolute fuckin eejit” 

needs: the rest of his siblings (you can find the rec here), friends from school and around town, anyone who knows his siblings would know him because he lives to shamelessly insert himself in their lives, i would love a past relationship for him where they just broke up a couple months ago after probably being together for like two or three years and both are moving on in super messy ways, wouldn’t be romantic but i think it would be fun! 

odette parker, 20 - retired gymnast who almost went pro, now is part of the crimson and ofc #18 on the “dean’s list” which makes her want to frankly put her head in the oven given her already low self-esteem. grew up in kansas, with a controlling stage mom and was raised to be a total nightmare diva. she’s trying to be better now but is still something of a narcissist. think eleanor shellstrop big time, along with being a disaster bi. probably cheated on her sats and has no real business going to harvard but it makes everyone else at home #seethe. that girl who takes a million selfies of herself w the lark filter bc photography is her passion~~ and somehow got stuck with the hand model who won’t leave her the fuck alone but she’s also kind of hot so it’s chill but not THAT much hotter than her that justifies her being #18

needs: her crimson gals, someone to beat up because how the fuck is she #18?!?!?!?!

hmu on here or my discord is millie#8227 if you want to want to discuss anything further! 

[tpvsey]

name / superlative: caroline / most likely to show up drunk in the discord age / timezone / pronouns: 23 / est / she + her fave person on social media: wynn filipowski or gtfo any plots you’re thinking of? i love every subplot let me get this bread (read subplot) what do you want to see on likeglue? idk me with an actual application done what are some fun character awards you want to see? mostly likely to die before 30? a literally trash can? you know something fun and fresh share your favorite meme:

[blancapadiilla]

                                         ☼   gwen harvey  ☼

                 [ twenty one / business econ student / #5 on the deans list] 

california girl with too much money and a flake for a mother / no one is really sure how she got into harvard in the first place / was it nepotism? was it the exorbitant money her family donates every year to wield over peoples heads? was it her fathers golden age ties to the university? did they actually buy the university as rumored? no one is sure / has never applied herself a day in her life and is constantly flying by the seat of her pants / kind of like a head rush in human form / longtime member of the crimson, wore lacy underwear for a meet once and has no regrets / really has it in her head she’ll own a business one day despite once having tried to dial someones phone number on a calculator / went on a bender after some bad decision making (sleeping with your best friends boyfriend? check. getting pregnant from said encounter? check) / then got shuttled away secretly to a rehab during summer break. told everyone she went to france. people probably thought she died / came back trying to Prove Herself / the three e’s: effervescent. erratic. enamoring / annoyingly likable despite never seeming to need to do much / throws around money like its nothing because she thinks it’ll make people love her / has been rumor mill fodder for years / acts first, thinks later / seems to know everyone on a first name basis / the girl always singing the loudest from the backseat

needs: the rest of the deans list girls first and foremost as she probably spends majority of her time with them / some cali natives who remind her a little of back home / a variety of best friends / perhaps a roommate? / best friend + boyfriend that she slept with ala nate/serena/blair - the guilt of it drove her to drink and drug it up and then she got the double whammy of finding out shes pregnant. got shipped away to Deal with it and is now back and trying to act like nothing happened so fun for all involved  / other rich kids with black cards and zero responsibility / maybe someone dumb she makes out with in a service closet and then hits with the new phone who dis / exes? / anything and everything 

[tempcstad]

peter dumont twenty-one, a layabout, twitter, nick robinson  aka suspect #1 aka the guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time

peter is that guy who:

actually enjoys math

calls pants “trousers” even though he is extremely american

treats women like Queens

eats cereal for dinner at least twice a week

doesn’t know how to ride a bike

makes the worst dad jokes you’ll ever hear

has zero direction in life but doesn’t want to end up working a dead end job

can’t cook for his life (see above cereal comment)

still thinks his harvard acceptance was a mistake

used to be nationally ranked at chess

hates discussing simulation theory but will point out glitches in the matrix

forgets to buy napkins

can hum all of the la la land soundtrack pretty well

he needs:

a future love interest??? maybe something dramatic or a friends to lover type thing. he was just dumped by a girl on the cheerleading team (rosie) so he’s feelin pretty down about it. and even more down about the fact that everyone’s pointing their fingers at him :(

some siblings/cousins - give us the dumont fam!!!

dorky friends. anyone who can put up with his stupid humor and mini rants and unbrushed hair all the time.

[fifirp]

MARINA SANTOS (23)

~ belle lucia

grew up in a very well off family and has never had to work a day in her life / has gotten everything the easy way / thus turns every minor inconvenience into a mountain / enjoys making a scene / full time political science major at harvard / part time social media influencer and member of the vlog squad / would prefer it to be the other way round / honestly would just prefer to be famous for no reason / why couldn’t she just be a kardashian???? / #10 on the dean’s list / low key mad about it because she’s ‘like, way above average’ / high key pretending to be chill about it 

wants: friends friends FRIENDS, any and all applications accepted. she can be a bit of a hand full so some enemies are also very welcome. it’s be nice if there were a couple of exes or one nights stands as well, so basically what i’m saying is she needs everything. i’m really interested in giving her an age gap plot, nothing major maybe a guy in his late 20′s early 30′s but i’ll probably make a req for this at some point. contact me at fiona#5285 for anything!

[skeletonflowrss]

name / superlative: bri / always sleepy age / timezone / pronouns: 25 / mst / she + her fave person on social media: amber liu any plots you’re thinking of? maybe something involving star crossed lovers. best friends in denial of being head over heels for each other ( possibly dating other people oops ). huge family plots with lots of siblings so my character can annoy them all. what do you want to see on likeglue? a fair and friendly staff, and an inclusive and fun atmosphere what are some fun character awards you want to see? cupcake lover . . . anything involving food tbh share your favorite meme:

[sharpenyourpitchforks]

name / superlative: jules / most likely to be yelling about the good place timezone / pronouns: pacific / she/her fave person on social media: ariana grande any plots you’re thinking of? any and all winter/holiday themed plots... i’ve watched so many hallmark movies in the last week, and it’ll probably be on all the time in december, so hmu if you want me to pull inspo from them ❤️ what do you want to see on likeglue? everyone chillin and having a good time what are some fun character awards you want to see? i like event related and achievement-style awards! share your favorite meme:

[song-jis]

name / superlative: millie / most likely to vow to talk in site discords and then get overwhelmed and self conscious and never talk in site discords (this time is gonna be different tho!!!!) 

age / timezone / pronouns: 27, ast, she/her

fave person on social media: this corgi i follow on insta named butters and morgan

any plots you’re thinking of? i’m always thinking of friends to lovers and mutual pining headassery, close ride or die friend groups, complex siblings relationships, basically anything of that ilk! 

what do you want to see on likeglue? honestly just a relaxed, comfortable, no-pressure environment so i can escape the hellscape that is my day 2 day life and have fun!

what are some fun character awards you want to see? some fun east-coaster ones that suit the mass setting! 

share your favorite meme: 

[hermoanie]

wow double post w an ugly post sry about it ya’ll but i need an ex boyfriend for mariposa vilaro who she probs dated all throughout her time at harvard until they broke up like a year ago and hes still probs the first person she calls when she gets too drunk at a party 3 times a week

also like 2 roommates mb idk for mari too. shes 22 so like no old people plz. would mb love if they were also part of the deans list plot ty

also i want to make another character but classic 0 ideas so if u need things hmu

[foxeymulder]

haha nice

[zhenyakatava]

juliet “jet” solo. 22, olivia dejonge. 

juul fanatic + influencer + basically a twin + “rapper” + goofy + slutty and proud

( aesthetics ) / mango juul pods / broken acrylic nails / walks of shame / bright patterns / head rush / mismatched socks / never wearing bras / smiling pretty at bartenders for free beers / pabst blue ribbon or tequila, straight / obnoxious sunglasses / yelling, all the time

( about ) / grew up in tumultuous circumstances, first with a deadbeat mom and then with various garbage foster parents / some people get lucky in the foster care system, but such was not true with her / she’s never been one to complain or mope around about the way she grew up, though / jet was always the class clown, focusing on the positive rather than the hellhole that her home life often was / never serious, even when she should be / not book smart, not particularly street smart, but she’s empathetic and bold and that’s attractive to... some people / to put it one way, she’s magnetic - people are always curious about her, from her online presence or simply the way she conducts herself / embarrassingly addicted to juul, garnering the nickname juuliet / she digs it / speaks with so much hip teen slang that it’s sometimes difficult to understand her / doesn’t consistently make youtube videos but is always showing up in others’ videos with her crazy wild antics / genuinely has the most insane, dangerous, terrifying things happen to her. magnetic

( needs ) / literally a million and one hookups pl ease / people to smoke with, drug dealers, party friends / more hookups / people who might have been in the foster care system with her for a short time if she got transferred out of the immediate boston area / more vlog squad people!!!

[obeewan]

name / superlative: bee / the oblivious one age / timezone / pronouns: 27 / est / she + her fave person on social media: rocket raccoon any plots you’re thinking of? trashy friends group obvs what do you want to see on likeglue? cute codes & a chill atmosphere what are some fun character awards you want to see? personality trait ones mostly share your favorite meme: