#gnomediscourse

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@gnomediscourse ur seeing this shit right

[bagels-and-seagulls]

for the end of year asks; 5, 14, 18?

from this list

most popular fic this year

uhhh, david getting his top surgery hc list is probably my most popular on tumblr but sugary sweet apologies is it on my ao3, so like, one of those i guess? 

a fic you didn’t expect to write

literally all of them?? i straight up did not intend on getting into the druck fandom at all and then i wrote a hc list and spiraled way out of control! and look at me now!! but i guess, the bb!au’s are ones i really didn’t expect because like i wrote the original concept post specifically saying i wanted to read it and not write it and then ended up writing it anyways?

current number of wips

i am currently trying to answer one on tumblr right now but going very slow, and then i have two longer projects i’m working on as well, a hj!david bit and the princess diaries au! 

[shakshuka-grandpasweaters]

7. “I dreamt about you last night.” and/or 82. “I was in the neighborhood.” from your prompts?

Thank you!

100 ways to say I love you

7. “I dreamt about you last night.”

David was only gone for three nights. It was a short trip, with his sister, to his godmother’s birthday.

Matteo had wanted to come along but then had to cancel last minute because he had to work that weekend.

It was a well-known fact, and a  subject of their friends teasing, that Matteo and David had maybe spend two nights apart since they had gotten together almost a year ago.

Matteo had tried to make a joke about finally having the full blanket to himself for once, since David was a hogger, but he really didn’t fool anyone.

It was the morning after the first night and Matteo had hardly slept. He tried to make coffee in the kitchen when his phone rang.

“Hey,” he said tiredly. “How’d you sleep?”

“Oh, you know… not too bad,” David teased.

“Lucky you,” Matteo sighed. He leaned against the kitchen counter and closed his eyes.

“You wanna know why?” David asked.

“Do I wanna know why you slept well without me?” Matteo asked, just a tiny bit annoyed that he hardly got 3 hours and David seemed to be very chipper. “Sure, why not, hit me.”

“I dreamt about you last night,” David said softly and Matteo just melted right on the spot.

[horrorboydyke]

9, 17, 25, 27

Hi bee!!

9 - happiest memory this week?

ohhhhh probably right now to be honest, it’s storming outside and there is light thunder but i’m under like 20 blankets and listening to music. i’m pretty happy right now!

17 - an unpopular opinion?

this one applies to my family but i hate my dads car, he has the most expensive car out of everyone in my family and everyone loves his car but i fucking hate it, its a loud and ugly looking car lol.

25 - quiet nights in or nights out?

i’m quite a bit of an ambivert so both a guess? it just depends on what mood i’m in

27 - if you could get one tattoo what would it be?

there are two quotes i really love, 

Who has seen the wind?Neither I nor you:But when the leaves hang trembling,The wind is passing through.Who has seen the wind?Neither you nor I:But when the trees bow down their heads,The wind is passing by.

this one is by Christina Rossetti

“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.”

and this one by mary Oliver

I bolded the parts i’d get tattooed

[anniemurphy]

4, 7, 15, and 28 for the skam asks x

4. Rank the casts based on how much they actually look like high school students?

Hmm I’m going to base this off what people looked like at my school since people probably have different opinions etc 

1. WtFOCK

2. DRUCK

3. SKAM NL and SKAM AUSTIN

4. SKAM ESPAÑA 

5. SKAM ITALIA and SKAM FRANCE are tied

7. What are your favourite scenes?

So many...I’ll list them and put them under cut because I rambled ahahaha

SKAM NL

That scene in s1 where all the girls throw up after eating that pizza, I think that’s when the girl squad truly bonded. 

The scene when mystery of love plays

Any scene in s1 where Isa is being super relatable like biting her phone, taking her bra off, just her general personality I related to (sidenote: she’s my favourite Eva right after Hanna).

That scene in s2 where Eskild makes a cameo and plays Forever Young. 

Any scene which references the original or the other remakes.

The last scene of s2, lovely symbolism of us moving from the girl squad into the boy squad. 

That scene where Isa confronts Lucas, such good acting. 

Any scenes where Isa is interacting with Liv in s2, I really loved that friendship and how they portrayed it, also same goes to scenes between Engel and Liv. 

That scene where they’re trying on bras, idk I loved how they were showing the socks - it shows much about their personality. 

DRUCK

The Winterberg sleepover. 

That scene where Matteo asks if Jonas could help him with the coffee machine because it’s from East Germany, I really loved that little detail because I think it kind of gave us some insight into Matteo’s background as well as Jonas and Hanna’s. 

Any scenes between Hanna and Matteo, because they have such an interesting friendship, same with Amira and Matteo. 

The first kiss between David x Matteo. 

All those scenes from that week where Mia stays in Alex’ apartment for a week. 

That scene where Alexander bashes Björn because he deserves it. 

The first almost kiss clip, mainly because it really showed Michi’s acting, but also when David is like ‘Laura is....my sister’ and he starts crying in relief even though he’s the one with the girlfriend (poor silly bean). 

The whole bus scene is hilarious. 

Any scenes where Alexander is being a total dork. 

That scene where Alexander says that it’s okay we have all the time in the world. 

That scene where Alexander has a panic attack, because a) Chris’ acting but also b) it really gave some depth into the Winterberg relationship. 

The church scene between Matteo and Hans.

The scene where Hanna and Jonas broke up because that was heartbreaking, and made me even more sad than watching the original tbh.  

The süßkartoffel scene. 

SKAM SPAIN

That scene where Lucas comes out to Eva. 

That scene where Cris comes out to Amira, and she wants to take a selfie. 

The underwater kiss scene. 

That scene where Jorge gives Eva her ID as a birthday gift, I know it’s sad but it’s such a sweet gesture, and the whole time he was being secretive was because he wanted to give her a present

SKAM ITALIA

The underwater kiss. 

The scenes with the councillor, and when he also brings in the boy squad. 

Both morning after scenes; scene with the red string and also the one where Niccoló and Martino see the boys singing whilst cleaning. 

Also the reuniting scene of Nicotino. 

The scene where Eva is changing her tampon just because it’s so relatable. 

IDK why this has stuck with me, but that scene where Gio and Eva talk about the kiss between her and Fede. 

When Edoardo says he’s going to get Eleonora pistachio gelato. But everything after that I don’t like so much. 

The morning after Incantava reunite, and they talk - I’m pretty sure he apologises, but that could be also in the reuniting scene as well, so that’s also my favourite scene. 

Any scene between Ele and Fili. 

Any Nicotino scene in s2. 

SKAM AUSTIN

The last scene of s2 when Tyler goes up to Grace and they talk about the band, and he thanks her for supporting him, but we all know it’s in fact because she’s been checking up on him via instagram - it’s so subtextual and beautiful, and well acted between them both. 

Purely because I think Kennedy was a great actress but that scene where she leaves Clay’s house, she really acted that scene well, it was very hard to watch. But kudos to how well she acted. 

Also that scene where Grace called Daniel a little bitch. 

15. Who is your favorite “Chris”?

Cris Soto Peña just purely because I think she’s the most fleshed out of all the Cris’. I really enjoyed watching her season, and watching her grow into someone who was just kind of there only when it was fun to a girl who was there for the tough times and the fun times, and was a good friend. 

28. If you could assemble the girl squad with any character of any series, who do you think would fit together best?

This is kinda hard because I’d probably just pick all my favourites and put them in one big group, but idk I feel like in some cases if I were to put Mia and Liv together I don’t think they’d get along as well as say Viri and Kelsey, but I’ll try: 

Liv, Yasmina, Engel, Hanna and Sam.  :)

(I’m going to group the other ones because I feel like it)

Nora Grace, Zoya Ali, Kelsey, Eva Vàzquez, Josefina and Viri. 

Isa, Mia, Amira Mahmood, Cris, Silvia  and Amira (Spain)

Zoë, Esra and Imaan,  Jana Ackermans, Amber, Janna (NL) and Luca. 

Eleonora, Sana Allagui,  Eva Brighi, Federica and Grace Olsen

Thank you for asking, this was so much fun! :) 

send me skamverse asks :)    

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gnomediscourse replied to your post “catch me crying over @theyellowcurtains and @solo-silenzio‘s tag on...”

i'm honestly in love with it !!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU

[evakfanficsrecs]

HI!!! So weird request a little, I don't know if it's been done, but it would be greatly appreciated, do you know of fics where Even is a parent? I just read one where he had a kid with Sonja and Isak was a paediatrician and it was amazing. Even would be amazing with his own kid. If you can't find anything, that's okay! Thank you so much for the effort lovelies!!

Hello, sweetie!

Sure! Here are a few single dad!Even fics (including the one you mentioned because someone would ask anyway) :)

waiting outside (‘til you’re ready to go) by miucrewSummary: An AU where Isak’s daughter is an actual little devil that he can’t control for the life of him, and his neighbour Even offers a helping hand.

Bright Light Living in the Shade by IndigoDreamingSummary: Even is a single father of three, just trying to keep everything together. He has to deal with toddlers, work, his parents, and the fact that he has the ability to see ghosts all on his own. One day, Even meets a strange spirit, a type of ghost he has never seen before, and his life will forever be changed. TLDR; Even Bech Næsheim has always been able to see the dead. And well, Isak is dead.

Better With You by iriswests Summary: Isak and Even don’t know what they’d do without the other. Eventually, they realize they don’t really need to find out.

undefined, spiraling out of touch, forgot how it feels by dreamocacySummary: Our children are best friends.“ Isak said with a shy smile, hands clasped together. “And we both just happen to be single dads.” Even said, grinning while rocking on his feet.

Take Me As I Am by givemesumaurgravySummary: “I’ve seen you watching me, you know,” Isak breathes as he pauses to bite Even’s shoulder, earning a small gasp from Even. Even groans, low and throaty as Isak runs his tongue over the broken skin. “I’ve seen you staring at me as I coach your daughter. And then today, I noticed you not being able to take your eyes off me while we played on the field,” Isak teases, his tongue lapping up stray droplets that pool on Even’s clavicle. “Do you have anything to say for yourself?” “You’re just… so pretty,” Even says through a hitch in his breath as Isak’s fingers brush over his nipples. * Or, the one in which Isak is the coach of Even’s daughter’s football team and Even likes Isak’s bum. One day there’s a parent football game and Isak, just maybe, starts hitting on Even and, just maybe, Even gives in.

Lovesick by SabeleySummary: Even is absolutely not making up excuses to take his daughter to see the hot new pediatrician. (Except he totally is.) * Or 5 times Even’s daughter wasn’t actually sick and 1 time she was.

take me as i am by argentaeSummary: coffee shop!au & uni!au; He isn’t crushing, and nevertheless this guy has become a Problem, because whenever he’s on shift he’s made it increasingly difficult for Isak to really spend his time productively. Sure, he could just find another place to study but he likes the access to coffee here even though he actually kind of hates the bitterness of it and he’s just not going to let himself get swept aside because of this guy. In summary: Isak has been suffering. Terribly.

No problem, dear! I hope you enjoy ♥♥♥

–A

[ronangrey]

that last anon was so sketch and vague omg

i know lmao im ALL for constructive criticism or whatever but all that said was that they didnt like me and didnt know why dcndkjvnds

[diasporadreams]

@gnomediscourse yes true svdbkdbxjd at that moment im not noticing anything but then after when i look back at it like o mmmmmm that’s not normal???? how weird! anyways im more of a mixed episode gal lately which...... is unbearable and idk how to explain

[possessedcoast]

You're on my dash a lot! Your url is one of the ones I always recognise when I see it

yeahhh, i blog a lot haha i hope you recognize me fondly??

[ghostparachutes]

gnomediscourse answered your question “anyone wanna send me music recs? ”

I don't know if you've listened to, or would really like, either of these bands but; Waterparks is really good, especially their song gloom boys and stupid for you. Also not sure if you've heard of them, but The Academy Is... is really great!

i do like waterparks, they’re fun. not something i listen to like all the time but it’s good happy music. it’s funny i’ve known about them for awhile through this girl on youtube i love who dates one of the guys in the band. so every time i see their videos and stuff im like hey its her bf lmao 

[bagels-and-seagulls]

i'm a nightmare and put these backwards but :) 27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?, 5. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?, 4. do you like your name? is there another name you think would fit you better?

numbers are social constructs so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

27. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

oof this is tough because i feel like my mood changes on this a lot, like sometimes i feel like i fit in my skin fine, but other times i feel like i can hardly recognize myself and get this need to just change something about my appearance to feel like myself. so i guess in short, no? but like, kinda? 

5.  do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

i’m a human doing for sure for sure, like everyone knows me as like my activities and my titles and such. but like i’m a human doing who wants desperately to be a human being because i want to be defined by my person and not just the things i fill my time with but alas here we are

4. do you like your name? is there another name you think would fit you better?

i do like my name. i used to not because like no one would ever spell it right for such a simple name, and people would comment about it and like my sister was named after our grandmother but i was named after something silly in comparison and such, but my name has grown on me. and i like it now. but i also like the idea of a nickname, like i’m thriving with people on here calling me bagels because i haven’t had a nickname since i was like 9 or so 

from this list

[rosiersbox]

i was tagged by @prlncezuko i love you noot <3

rules: tag 9 ppl you want to get to know better

top 3 ships:

1. sokka and suki. i recently started watching avatar for the first time and it’s so cute.

2. leo and calypso from the HoO series and the Apollo trials. mamacita, babe, mwah perfect

3.catradora. oh. my god. it’s canon just mhh.

last movie: The Sound of Music. it was for a choir assignment.

currently reading: the Apollo Trials and His dark materials

food im craving: Dairy queen and blueberries

tagging @shhhhyoursister @pink-unicorns-love-cookies @gnomediscourse @yeo-rims @make-easter-gay-again @sleep-who-idk-her @davenziabend @augustrinian

[horrorboydyke]

Post 6 random facts about yourself and tag 10 of your favourite followers

@hachibe and @flirtyflorenzi both tagged me so ily both

1. so I had 9 piercings, both of my helixes, my lobes, second lobes, two nostril piercings and my septum. My right helix get infected and i had to take it out after only having it for like a week

2. i’ve started back at therapy after about 6 or 7 months. I had a very bad few weeks about 2 or 3 months ago so i decided that i need to start going back before things got really really bad 

3. I just finished my last day of year 11 so i’m now a year 12 which is wild to think about because i didn’t think i would be alive pat 15

4. i wanna go into a career of teaching or if that doesn’t work out then journalism

5. i have a very strong admiration and bond with the females in my family. My mum and my nanna are women i look up to and women who taught me to stand up for what i believe in. 

6. i don’t like my birthday. I’ve always had a problem with being the centre of attention, as all little kids want to be the centre of attention i was told that as a girl i needed to make myself as small as could be and give the attention to someone else. So my birthday has always made me uncomfortable

i’m gonna tag @muscosus @justshittyteenager @softgrantaire @gnomediscourse @isalesbiankeijser @imtheoneontherun @247-series @babyflorenzi @your-local-bi @davidskam @cherriesandcoffee (yes ik i tagged 11)

[theyellowcurtains]

Tagged by @rimbaux 

Rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people u want to know better!

Tagging: i am #lazy so i’m gonna tag @chlouais, @thewhatgay, @davenziabend, @vildelesbianqueen, @bibitheroselover, and @sourflorenzi and whoever wants to do this

Nickname: by most people i’m called harri, and by noah i’m beeb, by bibi i’m h alskjd

Zodiac sign: virgo but also i feel like that’s wrong.

Height: in cm i’m 153cm in feet i’m 5′. very tiny

Hogwarts House: i’m a ravenclaw and will take that to my grave i do not care what that stupid quiz says

Last thing I googled: uuuh i gotta check this “after anna todd” bc i was talking to noah about that being a fic turned book turned movie and how much i don’t support it

Fave musicians: get ready for a list. fall out boy, the living end, snoop dogg, killing heidi, one direction, the academy is..., jet, elton john. there’s probably more that i’m missing rn but these are ones i will always say are some faves alskj

Song stuck in my head: wonderwall by oasis, and again it’s enitrely noah’s fault.

Following: 703 follows from @gnomediscourse

Followers: 1372 which is shocking first wow second wow wild

Do u get asks? if i ask for them yes that’s when i mostly get them. i love when people just send them and really really love talking to people. for babieflorenzi though sometimes i get like 20 in a day then none for months it’s brilliant

Amount of sleep: i’m gonna check my app thing but at the moment it’s probably around 3h at a time bc i’ve got the Death Illness that is a sinus infection and tonsilitis. 

What are u wearing? pjamas hell yeah, but i gotta get dressed soon

Dream job: i wanna write and direct films but who knows. i might end up being a film/media teacher in the future bc it’s more secure of a job

Dream trip: i was talking to my nan about this today i wanna fly to like,, the bottom of italy and make my way up europe in trains. mostly bc we don’t have trains here in my city and i love them but also,, europe wow. my other would be to go to cuba and see where my nan and pop were living and where my dad has been and stuff. it’d be cool.

Instruments: i can play,, many. primary instruments are bass and piano but i also play ukelele, the tiniest bit of guitar, trumpet, and violin

Languages: english is my only good language really but i also know french and norwegian fluently with reading/listening. i am trying to learn spanish again and a bit of german :)

10 fav songs: this is gonna take me a hot minute

- you’re gonna go far kid - the offspring.

- music or misery - fall out boy

- slow down - the academy is...

- sensual seduction - snoop dogg

- clint eastwood - gorillaz

- peaches - the presidents of the united states of america

- honky cat - elton john

- are you gonna be my girl - jet

- boatsy - wiley ft a list of people

- highschool never ends - bowling for soup

Random fact: i am dealthy afraid of the ocean and would rather fall from a tall building than go in it. i’m also not a big fan of swimming pools or bathtubs

My aesthetic: it’s one of three things. sk8tr boi, art hoe, or like too much gothic. i love them all sm 

[brightokyolights]

@dreamy-slytherin and @j-purplesunsets-rainydays tagged me to do this 'one' thing, thank you!

One cuisine: desi (south asian) food but if sandwiches counted as a cuisine it would be that

One author: not much of a reader any more but maybe Suzanne Collins? She wrote the GTO series which are my fav

One musician: Lauv

One season: Spring

One city: my home city 💚

One game: monopoly

One book: Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

One movie: The Lorax

One colour: rainbow (yes, its a colour. If you wont accept that though then green)

I will tag @luvcorelez @privateldaho @serainechor @sincerelyamess @happoa @eleaha @gnomediscourse @louisharry @angelharry @maybeineternity9 and everyone who sees this! Also feel free to ignore 💕