#goblin mode

[willcamposleftnut]

A Zac Oyama appreciation post<3

[hobgobknowsbest]

[cottageaesthetic]

[dancingbirdie]

Some goblin Astarion things.

He pinches you when you toss and turn too much in your shared bed. “Wake up and stop flailing! Gods. I’ll have bruises from your pointy elbows in the morning.”

He sews “kick me” on the butt of Gale’s trousers in dark, dark gray after the Wizard pisses him off. Karlach sees it with her dark vision when they’re in the Underdark and promptly knees him in the ass.

He steals all of Halsin’s wooden ducks and plants them in Wyll’s tent, for shits and giggles.

He tries to line a tripwire across the front of Lae’zel’s tent entrance, but ends up pricking himself on a blow dart booby trap he failed to perceive. Incurs -3 hit points and the bleeding condition for 10 turns.

He nips your neck like a disgruntled cockatoo when you tease him in front of the other party members.

He puts swamp green clothing dye in Shadowheart’s bottle of hair dye when she’s not looking, causing her to endure some sickly green highlights for a fortnight.

He steals Wither’s staff while he’s speaking with Jaheria and hides it among Lae’zel’s armory. Gets hauled over by the ear by Jaheira to apologize to Withers. And Lae’zel.

He hides in the bushes near camp and makes god-awful wailing noises to keep Scratch and the owlbear cub barking while the party is trying to get some sleep.

He fabricates some ridiculous story about how the Weave is really a hoax designed by Big Magic to control the masses, just to see Gale go purple in the face while arguing against this “utter tripe.”

He loudly proclaims that he overheard Shadowheart telling Wyll she could beat Lae’zel in unarmed combat with a hand tied behind her back, then scampers away cackling when the two lady warriors start yelling at one another.

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: goblin appreciation post

Last week was goblin week. This week, you get to feast your eyes upon the spoils of goblin week. Don't say goblin week doesn't spoil you. Honor goblin week, and goblin week shall honor you.

@evandahm

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[fatalebridget]

[kabewski]

Goblin. Punch Goblin.

[cat-cosplay]

Goblin Mode

[gloomghoul]

Eat rock? Nay! I shan't!! ...Lest?

[afemwolfboy]

[sirartwork]

Hey could I get a Cheddar Goblin?

One day it will be my turn...

[willcamposleftnut]

I feel like nick f coming out to jodie was really emotional and tearful

But nick c coming out to glenn was just

Glenn: yo yo yo how's my fav daughter doin want some pancakes kid , i can put a lil something extra in there if u want heh

Nick: uh can i be your favorite son?

Glenn: yo hows my fav son doing so do you want weed in your pancakes or not?

Nick: uhh weedcakes before 3rd grade? Fuck yeah thanks man

Glenn: god my son is so fucking cool

[hobgobknowsbest]

[simply-goblin]

[mightbebianca]

Digi the computer mouse! she eats your cookies and will use your internet history as blackmail for more >:3c

[philtacular]

cauldron gobs WIP

they just some little guys