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ego-meliorem-esse · 3 days
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My hetalia hcs and art styles are ever changing, but the one thing that is constant is the fact that whenever drawing Arthur Kirkland I channel this cartoon by Leonard Starr:
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(If not physically, then in spirit)
England stans avert your gaze 😔
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qwoomby · 1 day
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Wine Valentine - Ammon story pt.1 & pt.2
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The day after The Valentine's party ended successfully.
While I was resting in my room I remembered the time I spent with Ammon...
A few days ago a party was held at Grosvenor's house...
I was visiting a party venue that Ammon and the others were preparing.
Ammon: So..! Will the wall decorations look like this?
You: Things are going well, aren't they?
Ammon: That's right. We have also decided on which food and wine will be served.
Ammon: The preparations are almost finished. I'll have some spare time.
You: Right.
Ammon: Ah, also. As we've come to Grosvenor's mansion...
Ammon: Aruji-sama. Should we take a walk in the garden?
You: Eh..?
Ammon: I took a glimpse at it as I was preparing for the party. It was a lovely garden.
Ammon: There aren't many chances to visit Grosvenor's garden. I'll make sure to escort aruji-sama properly♪
Ammon: So, aruji-sama... Will you spend some time with me?
You: That seems a bit intimate...
Ammon: Isn't that good..? There's no one here now.
Hanamaru: ... We are literally here?
Ammon: Oh? If it isn't Hanamaru-san.
Hanamaru: Don't "oh" me. We've been here from the very beginning.
Ammon: Hehe. My bad~
Ammon: There's only lord in my eyes...
Bastien: Hm... That's not good, Ammon-san.
Bastien: As aruji-sama's butler... You should always be aware of your surroundings.
Ammon: Are you serious, Bastien..
Yuhan: Fufu... I also don't think that it's good to keep things all to yourself, Ammon-san.
Lato: Me too... I also want to walk alone with aruji-sama.
Ammon: Hehe. Well, I guess I can't just monopolize aruji-sama~
Ammon: The Valentine's Day is almost there... I feel like spending some romantic time with aruji-sama.
You: "Romantic time" you say...
Ammon: Huh? After all, that's what the Valentine's day is about?
Hanamaru: Oh my... Don't just say that, Ammon. We're all holding back here.
Hanamaru: Isn't this right, everyone? We all want to be romantic with aruji-sama?
Yuhan: Now, what is it? I'm a well-mannered butler.
Hanamaru: Liar. For those who say that, it's better...
Yuhan: ...Better..? What is it?
Hanamaru: Nothing.
You: (I wonder what it was...)
Yuhan: Right. By the way, Ammon-san...
Yuhan: As the food and drinks were decided... How about to choose flowers to decorate the room?
Ammon: Right, flowers...
Ammon: In the eastern land... There's a custom to arrange flowers, right?
Lato: Arranging... flowers?
Ammon: Right. It's a bit different in Central land.
Ammon: Combined with a beautiful vase... A well-thought-out beauty.
Yuhan: Yeah. I think it's suitable for Central land.
Yuhan: Aside from ikebana, I think that "Chabana"(?) would also be good.
You: -Chabana...?
-( There are even tea flowers....)
Bastien: Chabana... That's the first time I heard about it.
Ammon: In short, tea flowers are the flowers that are displayed in the tea room.
Ammon: Rather than ikebana, it puts more emphasis on being natural. Seasonality of flowers is also the key.
Ammon: For example, fresh windflowers picked up in nature.
Hanamaru: Heh, as expected from Ammon. You know everything about flowers.
Ammon: Hehe. Well, not that I've done it myself. I just have this knowledge.
Ammon: But, I see. Chabana...
Ammon: In Grosvenor's garden flowers are grown in flower beds. Besides, there are windflowers...
Ammon: It might be interesting to try.
Ammon: That's why I need everyone to quickly pick up some flowers!
You: Eh, now?
Bastien: Looking for flowers..? I'm not sure which I should choose....
Ammon: That's okay. Even if the flower seems simple, that's its charm.
Bastien: I see. Then, Ammon-san will...?
Ammon: I'll arrange the vase.
Ammon: I'll prepare the vase that perfectly matches the atmosphere of Eastern land.
Ammon: I'll bring the catalog... I'd like to hear aruji-sama's opinion.
You: Mine?
Ammon: Of course. You're the guest at the party, after all.
Ammon: I don't think it'll be too difficult. Don't worry too much♪
You: Understood.
Bastien: I see.. I'll leave it to Ammon-san then.
Yuhan: Then, aruji-sama. Please, excuse me for a moment.
You: Mm, good luck.
The butlers bowed. They left me alone with Ammon as they left to pick up the windflowers.
Ammon: They're gone....
You: Let's choose the vase together.
Ammon: Oh-ho? What did you say, aruji-sama?
Ammon: What vase? I've already put one in another room next to ours. (This dude---)
You: Eh...?
Ammon: Hehe. Which flowers would decorate the venue have been decided in advance.
Ammon: We have arranged the perfect tableware... The only thing to do was to decorate it with flowers.
Ammon: Everyone deiced to collect flowers by themselves.. I just went along with that♪
You: But, what for..?
Ammon: Hehe. That would be...
Ammon: I will spend some private time with aruji-sama♪
Ammon: Speaking of The Valentine's day... You need to spend time with your loved ones.
Ammon: And speaking of my loved ones, it's aruji-sama, of course.
Ammon: We have delicious wine here...
Ammon: With important to me person... Drinking wine, while being surrounded by beautiful flowers...
Ammon: Well, the flowers are still to be here. While aruji-sama is here, that's already enough.
Ammon: Hehe. What about aruji-sama?
Ammon: With your loved one... You don't want to loose romantic time, do you..?
You: Teasing me like that again...
Ammon: Teasing..? I'm being honest, aruji-sama.
Ammon: The words of feeling the importance of aruji-sama... There's not even a single lie.
Ammon: Thinking how to spend more alone time with aruji-sama... As a result, I alienated other butlers.
Ammon: Hey... What are the true intentions of aruji-sama..?
Ammon: For someone like me... Is it okay to tell my true feelings..?
You: A-Ammon..
I was fully aware that it was the part of his strategy, but... When I look in those serious eyes... I can't help but speak my true feelings.
Lato: Kufufu... That's it, Ammon-kun.
You: !?
Ammon: Oh? Isn't that Lato-san?
Ammon: And everyone else... Have you already finished picking the flowers up?
Hanamaru: No. Actually, we were interrupted by the guard.
Yuhan: He said that the flowers were needed to decorate the party venue...
Yuhan: "You can't pick these flowers! Go to a flower shop!" is what he said...
Yuhan: Jeez.. That's a real problem for those, who can't understand simple beauty.
Bastien: Since we had no other choice, we decided to come back.
Hanamaru: Hehe. Looks like we made the right decision.
Hanamaru: Had it been a bit later, Ammon would pick the most beautiful flower.
Ammon: No wa~y, Hanamaru-san. Don't say such bad things about me.
Ammon: I just wanted to enjoy the atmosphere of The Valentine's day. Surely, aruji-sama would understand that it's just for fun♪
Hanamaru: However, why is aruji-sama's face so red?
Lato: It's good that there are vases in other room.
You: U-Uhm...
Ammon: Alright, everyone! There's a little time left to prepare for the party.
Ammon: Let's all work hard to collect the most beautiful flowers♪
Hanamaru: Ah. Changing the topic.
Yuhan: Fufu. But Ammon-san is right.
Yuhan: Since we have time... Let's all work hard to make the best pre-party.
Bastien: Yeah.. That's right.
So I watched as Ammon and the others decorated the venue... I wonder whether Ammon was serious or not earlier...
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"So that's how it is" I thought as I flipped through the wine catalog. Ammon was very hospitable at the pre-party... Now, it's my turn to repay him. I bought him wine from Rosetown... And for Ammon... I prepared his favorite cheese. Being happy with him... I wanted to express it in a gift.
Knock knock.
You: Come in.
Ammon: As I said, I came alone, aruji-sama~
Ammon: I heard that you wanted to do something...
Ammon: Hehe. Maybe it has to do something with The Valentine's day~?
You: I want to give this to you.
Ammon: Eh? This is...
Ammon: Wine..? And, could it be..
Ammon: Really... Could it be a Valentine's gift?
You: - That's right.
- Thank you, Ammon.
Ammon: Hehe. Thank you, aruji-sama.
Ammon: This is... Rosetown's wine, right?
You: Apparently it goes well with cheese.
Ammon: Really? You've adapted it to my taste!
You: If you'd like, you can drink now.
When I said that, Ammon sat at the table I had prepared in advance. He took the empty glass and some cheese.
Ammon: Hehe... I had never thought that I would spend The Valentine's day with aruji-sama...
Ammon: Of course, I'll drink some! Because everything is delicious when I'm with aruji-sama.
Ammon: So, excuse me...
As Ammon pour some wine into the glass, he fully enjoys the scent. As he takes one sip... He takes some time to enjoy the taste.
Ammon: ... It's delicious, aruji-sama.
Ammon: The moment you open the bottle, there's a faint fragrance...
Ammon: It felt like flowers had bloomed in my mouth.
Ammon: Aruji-sama's feelings... They feel like flowers with no thorns.
Ammon: Hehe. I can't believe you gave me such a wonderful present...
Ammon: Really... Aruji-sama likes me♪
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As usual, Ammon says something that is hard for me to respond to... But today I was a little braver than usual.
You: I really do.
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Ammon: Eh...
You: I want you to continue being by my side.
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Ammon: Erm... Aruji-sama...
Ammon: That's... Could it be....
Ammon: The revenge for pre-party time?
You: Did your heart flutter...?
Ammon: Hehe. It pretty much did♪
Ammon: I've never expected it from aruji-sama...
Ammon: But... If you allow me to give you a piece of advice...
Ammon: Don't you think the main part was revealed a little bit too early?~
Ammon: If only you could make me more nervous... It'd be more interesting~
You: I'm nothing like Ammon...
Ammon: Hehe. Well, I'm a pro in this sphere.
Ammon: ( Although, if I was more nervous... I doubt that I'd be able to restrain myself...)
You: What's wrong?
Ammon: N-No... Nothing!
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Ammon: Spending The Valentine's day with aruji-sama is the best... I had to clench my teeth.
Ammon: Well then. We have wine and cheese...
Ammon: Just a little bit longer... Is it okay if I spend some more time being happy? Aruji-sama...
You: Of course.
Although I said something like that to make Ammon's heart flutter, I had to gather all my courage up.... I had to back up... I was more nervous, than I thought I'd be. And now... I wonder if Ammon always harbors feelings like that. While I was thinking about it... I spent some time with Ammon on The Valentine's day.
THE END.
a/n: I really hope you don't mind my adapted translation because holy shit the translation of translator is something. also, please don't mind any grammatical errors, it's literally like midnight and I suck at grammar. hope y'all enjoyed seeing blushing ammon. (because i really did)
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my mother has started using the phrase "gendie neutch" with abandon
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gay lawyers man. crazy
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whatever breed of lando this is, is my favourite
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This is the current state of my brain. The blorbos are taking over, I will never be seen again if they have their way
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it's not funny anymore!!!!! i saw the astarion version and ran with it
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I get we all freaking out for Eddie face here
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THIS WAS BUCK REACTION TO EDDIE FACE
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LIKE HE'S ENJOYNG THIS
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DAD BEST FRIEND JOEL EVERYONE SHUT UP
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pheonixgrave · 8 months
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Ignore It (18+)
This is really my first time posting a story to here, I usually only do it to AO3, but this is what I made this account for. Might as well start using it?
WARNINGS: Heavy smut, corruption kink, mild blood kink? (not sure about that one) Fem Tav, hetero relationship, stress fucking, not beta'd, angst, use of cunt
Smut blow the cut, please enjoy!!
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Trekking through the wilderness was exhausting as is. But the bickering? That was starting to drive Tav crazy. Vampire this. Shar that. Eating magic this. Demons that. It was always something else. No matter what she did, they were always at each other’s throats. Oh the irony in that. Maybe the Illithid worm wasn’t the worst thing. Maybe this, the arguing, was the worst thing to happen to her. If she had to hear any Githyanki phrases in the next thirty minutes, she might kill Lae’zel herself. Tav was at her wits end, ready to beat her head against the nearest tree just to see if that got rid of the tadpole. It would be a win-win if it also got everyone else to shut up. 
They didn’t even let up at camp. Sure, they all had their respective tents and spaces. But the glaring. Oh, the glaring! Not a moment of peace before bed. She sat near her bedroll, closer to the fire Gale had set up. A tankard in hand, her back to the more vocal members of the party. She could practically hear Lae’zel glaring at Astarion. And Shadowheart wasn't exactly quiet about her distaste for him either. It’s not like there was an Infernal being less than ten yards away from him. Or a Warlock just across the flames. 
She very quickly downed the rest of her drink before tossing the tankard near the flames. Curling up in her bedroll, she tried to block out all of the noise and barbed words. It was currently taking everything in her to not scream at her first three companions. They had all been through something insane and deadly. Why could they not have it in them to simply get along? It felt impossible. 
Fortunately, her sour mood was noticed by her party. Not that she’d realize it at the moment. The biggest point of contention, Astarion, managed to get the courage to walk up to their fearless, albeit grumpy, leader. He nudged her with his foot. Which he immediately realized was a bad decision. Taz shot up to meet his eyes in the blink of an eye. “What do you want?”
The bite in her voice was unmistakable. But he knew how to handle it. “I want-”
“Don’t bother,” she cut him off. She never cut him off. She was more than happy to let him talk at her sometimes. The final glare she gave him was intense as she stalked towards the lake, away from everybody else. Astarion watched her walk away. Did he only watch to see her hips sway? Absolutely. But that didn’t change the fact that the Bard needed to relax. He smiled to himself before following her. “Didn’t I say don’t bother? I’m not in the mood to be your midnight snack tonight.” 
He didn’t fail to match her step. “Why darling! Do you truly think so little of me?” He pouted. 
Tav just sighed, “Take your antics somewhere else for now, Astarion.”
“Will you just sit down?” He pushed on her shoulders, forcing her down.
Much to the rest of the party's dismay, she did trust the vampire. Whether that would lead her to her own doom was yet to be seen.
Her knees crumbled under the pressure as she fell on the ground. She shot another glare in his direction but that didn’t seem to dissuade him from his plan.
“You’ve been far too stressed today, darling.” He purred in her ear, his hands never leaving her shoulders. 
“Astarion?” He continued to move her body until she was on her stomach.
“Shhh, do you trust me?” Gods, that man was always far too much for Tav.
“Should I?”
He chuckled as he readjusted himself so he was sitting on the back of her thighs, straddling her. It took every ounce of self restraint he had to not immediately rub her ass. Gods, it always looked so perfect when she walked. He took a deep breath before applying pressure between her shoulder blades. He felt her body tense before slowly relaxing. 
It wasn’t what she expected. Was he giving her a massage? His hands worked slowly from the base of her neck to her waist. And-oh? Did she just moan? 
“It’s alright, my dear, I love hearing you.” He smirked before continuing his work. He continued like that for a few moments, just enjoying the little sounds she was making. “Let's get you out of these clothes, shall we?”
She pushed him off her, rolling on her back and sitting up. “So that’s what this was? Just an excuse to get me naked?” That fire was coming back.
“Darling, if I was trying to get into your pants, I’d try flattering you more first. Unfortunately, it is difficult to get this right over your clothes.” He sat next to her, staring out at the water, just watching the water crash against the coast. “I was taught how to do this a long, long time ago.”
She stared at the rogue before swallowing. The tips of her ears and the back of her neck were flushed. But she did trust him. He would say if this was untoward. Right? With a shaky breath, she sighed but said “Alright.” 
Astarion watched her shaky hands start to untie the little knots holding her bustier. His mouth started to water, but he had patience. As she shrugged the last of her tunic off, she covered her chest and turned the other way. He did manage to lay down her tunic so she wasn’t just laying on the dirt anymore. She laid herself in front of him. He could feel how shaky her breath still was as he climbed on top of her once more. 
He resumed his previous work, addressing the knots in her lower back. The elf’s skin was so soft, so warm. He found himself just getting lost in the feeling of someone trusting him. It was a strange feeling but a welcome one. 
Tav, on the other hand, was getting lost in his touch. His cold hands worked their way up her back and she liked it far more than she thought she would. What started off as little moans slowly became louder. It didn’t help that he was an expert with his hands. And her mind started to trail off to things that were unbecoming of a lady.
But Astarion could feel her thighs clench. No matter how she tried to move without him noticing too much. Gods, he could almost smell her arousal. Over 200 years old and here he was, still trying to keep himself from getting hard. But then she moaned his name. And what little restraint he had disappeared. He put his hands near her head before leaning down towards her ear. “This wasn’t an excuse to see you naked but you are making it very hard to not act on my…baser impulses, my dear.” He felt the shiver go down her spine. 
“Astarion,” she moaned again before grinding back on him. And she got what she wanted when he flipped her on her back without moving from his spot. And there she was, laid out in front of a vampire spawn with her chest bare. She looked up at him with wide eyes, unsure how to go from there. But him? He had far more experience than most. He moved faster than she thought. He captured her lips as he slotted himself between her thighs. And just like that, his hands were everywhere. 
It was like he couldn’t decide where he liked them best. Her throat? Her breasts? Her hips so he could grind against her? He just couldn’t decide. And she tried so hard to keep herself quiet. But then he moved his lips down her neck, his fangs brushing over the still healing marks from the night before. He thought about feeding for a moment, but something far more filling had his attention right now. He moved until he had her nipple in his mouth. Flicking the nub with his tongue, his hand went to massage the other one. He wasn’t gentle. No one that knew Astarion for who he was thought he was a gentle man. It was rough but Tav didn’t seem to mind. 
In fact, Tav seemed to love it. Her back arched into him. “Astarion!” And then her hands were on his shoulders, urging him downwards.
And he didn’t want to fight it. He kept moving, biting and nipping at her stomach. And then he got to her trousers. He sat up, panting and looking wild. His fangs were bared and he was panting hard. He threw her legs on his shoulders, tossing her loafers somewhere behind him. And then he went to work on the knots holding her trousers up. Which he made very quick work of. He shimmied them off her, making sure to keep her underwear on for a moment. He stripped off his shirt before returning to her mouth. 
He needed her. 
“Astarion, please, touch me.”
He was quick to snake his hand towards her cunt. And even quicker to find the spot that made her gasp into his mouth. Gods, he could do this forever. He made his way back to her neck, lapping over those same marks. Her hand tangled itself into his hair and the other gripped his shoulder with far more strength than he expected. His cold hands were a sharp contrast to the warmth of her. Her head was thrown back against the ground as she gasped for air. She was shaking. 
It was already so much for her. She had been so pent up and so angry. But the way he worked her clit? It was a way no one ever had before. Not even herself. In fact, no one had ever touched her like this before. Nothing past shy kisses or heady glances. If she had known, maybe she would have lived her life a little differently. 
But once her back arched and she cried out his name? She clenched around nothing. She felt so empty now and he hadn’t even gotten close yet. He chuckled as best he could, “Already, darling?” he muttered against her neck.
“I-” she gasped once he slid a finger inside her. “Astarion,” his name rolled off her tongue and he swore he wouldn’t mind hearing her do this forever. He could still feel her cunt clench around his fingers and he groaned. He couldn’t wait much longer but she was enjoying herself. “I’ve never-” he curled his finger before adding a second one. 
“You’ve never felt this good before?”
“Done this before,” she managed to gasp out before he curled his fingers again. 
His hands stalled for a moment and she whined. “I’m to be your first?” She nodded, wriggling her hips, trying to will him to move again. “My dear, why didn’t you say anything?” He removed his fingers and she cried out. “Shhh, I have to make a good first impression, don’t I?”
He practically ripped her underwear off. She was a virgin. He couldn’t lie that it made him even harder to think about being the only one who got to touch her. But he had to take care of her if he wanted to be the only one.
He buried his face in her cunt, holding her thighs open with his hands. Tav covered her mouth to hide her cries of his name. But it was his name on her lips. His fingers going right back inside her, where they belonged. His lips on her clit. He groaned again when she came, this time right on his face and hands. He lapped at her for a moment longer and started pistoning his fingers in and out. He couldn’t help but watch her cum make a mess of his fingers. 
“Astarion!” She cried as she came on his fingers yet again. “Please!”
“Please what, my dear?” He wiped her juices off his chin before closing the distance between them. His lips hovered over hers, those red eyes glazed over with a hunger. Her eyes fluttered open. She smiled at him, all too happy to offer herself to him. She bared her neck. And dive he did. His fangs pierced her neck once again as he drank. He knew better than to drink more than his share but he wanted nothing more than to keep drinking as she wrapped her bare legs around his waist and rubbed her cunt against the fabric of his trousers. He released her neck and practically shredded what was left of his clothing. 
He leaned back for a moment, taking in the sight. This elf, a noble from Waterdeep, was laid out before him. Freckles dotting her skin and her blonde hair spread out like a halo before him. It would be angelic if not for the blood slowly trickling out of her neck. “Astarion,” she whispered. Her voice was full of something he couldn’t quite place. Something he had pushed aside a long time ago. 
All he could do was nod before he lined himself up to her. As he slowly slid in, he swore that this was the closest he could get to heaven. 
Astarion wasn’t small. Tav could feel his cock stretching her cunt out. Why did no one ever tell her it could feel like this? She gripped his shoulders and wrapped her legs around him once more. She sighed as he finally finished. “Gods above, you’re amazing.” She whispered, almost too afraid to say it. Too afraid to say the other things on the tip of her tongue. Her eyes traveled down his body to where they were connected before looking back up at him. 
“Shit,” he panted, withholding every emotion that came flooding through him. Instead, he snaked a hand underneath her thigh, lifting it up before he began to thrust.
She thought just having her inside him felt amazing. But this angle had her barely able to breath. She threw her head back and arched into his body. It was all she could do to hold on to him as he upped his pace. Tav could barely gasp out his name as she tried to look at him. His eyes were shut and his hair was more than perfectly tousled. “Beautiful,” was all she could get out before she tightened around his cock. 
“Shit!” He followed closely behind her, seemingly unexpectedly. They laid there for a moment, just feeling each other before he slipped out of her. She cried, a palpable sense of emptiness. He watched her breath for a few moments longer, secretly enjoying his cum starting to drip out of her cunt. Normally, he’d leave. He’d get up, put his clothes back together and leave. But Tav? Something told him he couldn’t. So he grabbed his tunic and wrapped her in it before carrying her to the water. 
He tried not to notice her nuzzling his neck. He tried to ignore the praises she said. He tried desperately to ignore the draw she had on him. He tried to ignore her moan as he set her in the shallow water, gently taking his tunic off her shoulders. Instead, he sat next to her and let the water wash away the previous activities. 
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taeiris · 10 months
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“ariel… written in the stars…”✨🌊
i died . thats all i hav e to say. this movie is gold
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xxnghtclls · 9 days
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The way Sukuna‘s name is so incredibly moanable.
ESPECIALLY with the japanese pronounciation.
and he loves to hear it
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