Katya: If my options are to be treated the way an old hare is treated by a pack of young dogs, or to be forgotten by the world, then may no soul ever utter my name again!!!
Goncharov: You are speaking with the confidence of a woman soon to be dead, Katya.
The birds who just came for some of Katya’s gnocco fritto:
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fools: the perfect media doesn’t exist!
goncharov (1973): *doesnt exist*
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dude 1: did you finish stitching that fake shoe
dude 2: yeah here
dude 1: it’s spelled “gomorrah”
dude 2: ah no one’s gonna notice
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here’s what my film nerd brother had to say when i told him about the goncharov thing
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Everyone’s talking about the nuances of Goncharov, and the lighting and romance or what have you, but no one is talking about that running joke about salt
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ALSO, WE MADE IT ON NEW YORK TIMES LMAOOO THE FANDOM IS FAMOUS:
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