#goncherov

[haematicartwork]

Ok I did it I finally watched Goncharov (1973) and oh boy…. I love it! The „Time Is Up, Goncharov“ line absolutely killed me though, its been echoing through my brain, it ties in so beautifully with the symbolism of clocks and fate and determinism…. Ugh! Go watch it, its amazing, I‘m in love.

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[thelesbiansuperjesus]

We aren’t talking about muppets goncharov as much as we should be. Like dont lie I know you guys also watched it as a kid despite it being a straight to dvd bargain bin kinda movie. That shit was gold. I don’t care if it was essentially a high budget shitpost it was my childhood. Kermit as gonch?! Priceless. moment of the century. The inclusion of the clocks?! Literal art. When I tell you the muppets team knew what they were doing, *they knew what they were doing*

[woootoby]

goncharov (1973) modern-day reboot fancast

goncharov as robert pattinson

andrey as matthew patrick

katya as anya taylor joy

sofia as phoebe waller-bridge

[psycha-porp]

Just to keep everyone on the same page:

Twitter: on fire

Tumblr: collectively hallucinating a movie that doesn’t exist, and yet somehow has cohesive plot worthy of in depth critical analysis and a sound track. Thriving. Business as usual.

TikTok: overrun by cats starting a dabloon economy that crashed almost immediately because of rapid inflation

[nandorfucks]

Laszlo Cravensworth could have easily written and directed Goncharov but Martin Scorsese could never be able to charm an entire town with his human bartender wits and charisma and raise the money needed to save the women's volleyball team

[fanaticartisan]

Goncharov, 1973

[tfdisshitbih]

Some of my favorite quotes from Goncherov (1973)

[saturn-leia]

yeah yeah i know they're better off as katya and sofia but i wanted to use this quote

[caffeinatedpunk]

I was explaining Goncharov to my dad and he theorized that martin Scorsese himself decided to start this whole thing from a fake account so that he could steal our ideas and produce the film. And honestly i hope he's right because it's the only way this whole story could be even funnier

[cancerstanople]

who needs good grades when you can spend every waking moment trying to piece together a timeline for a movie that doesn't exist based on the handful of crumbs of collectively hallucinated agreed-upon lore found on tumblr dot com

[ineedtowritemorestuff]

Tumblr be like :

Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov

[daffafrass]

"Time waits for no man, Goncharov." "There is no time left for you." "Wrong again. I have nothing but eternity before me."

I'm not over the way Ice Pick Joe ended. He has everything Goncharov does not.

[urban-spaceman]

Me @ my friends who keep texting me and asking me questions abt Goncharov

[skosc]

first post; it’s goncharov! (happy dancing) my late uncle loved this movie and i’m happy to see its latest resurgence 😊 this one’s for you uncle pat!