#good fucking lord...

[dumbbitchawards]

The way they all tried to be unique by being a white boy in a white suit and ended up embarrassing each other

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

[heroictoonz]

Here’s my pitch for season two like hear me out guys

[vidavalor]

[essektheylyss]

It is WILD to me how many people just loudly broadcast their intention to scab, as if that isn't the fastest way to brand yourself as someone who will throw anyone else to the wolves in an industry that runs on collaboration, so every writer say it with me

[archivebottles]

Deity

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[odetokeons]

it's david tennant's world and we're just living in it

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Inktober day 6: golden

Maybe the real gold, is the friendships we made along the way

[moon7jay]

HIS VOICE IS SO FUCKABLE Y'ALL I-

Can y'all imagine phone sex with this man?? cuz I can sacrifice my soul just to hear him groan in my ear about how close to cumming he is while he's fisting his hot throbbing cock to the thoughts of being wrapped in a warm pussy

"fuck-wish u were here baby, would have pounded u into my sheets all fucking night"

"ugh fuck fuck fuck-keep making those pretty sounds f'me yeah?"

"ride ur pathetic little fingers for me, just like that "

"need ur cunt so bad, tired of fucking my fist pretending it's your fuck hole-shit oh god"

Even during sex just imagine him whispering dirty little things in your ear while his hips piston in and out of your messy cunt

"so fucking creamy"

"youre making such a mess baby"

"fuck-pussy feels so fucking good"

"keep milking that dick like the slut u are-shit"

"so close I'm so so fucking close, make me cum baby come on-ughhh"

"shit baby just like that, keep squeezing me like that yeah?"

"Mhmmn yeah? right here? feels so good yeah?"

[kiisaes]

bkg knows what the pocky game is, he's just playing along

[captainfern]

FERNNNN PLEASE 🙏

overstim x breading kink with Price 😭😭 idk ANYTHING. JUST ANYTHING WITH THAT. PLEASE AND THANK YOU 🙏🙏

any mentions of a breeding kink, i will be there trust 🙏

18+, fem!reader

you had already come three times, and your body was growing tired. overstimulation was creeping in rapidly, your entire body aching and trembling as your husband fucked into you over and over.

price had your knees bent up against your chest as he fucked you— his fat cock stretching you open, reaching deep inside you so that his cockhead rutted up towards the plug of your womb.

he was a groaning, grunting mess above you too. he had come once, and had been prolonging his second orgasm for what seemed like hours. his cum dribbled out of you with each heavy thrust, a creamy white ring settling around the base of his cock as your fluids drenched him.

he was slick with sweat, strands of hair falling over his forehead while his hips slapped against you, both hands holding your legs in place and stabilising himself at the same time. you whined and whimpered beneath him, your next orgasm tightening in the base of your stomach. you hoped this would be your last one. you didn’t know how much more of this you could take.

but price wanted you to take a lot. he wanted you to come around his cock again and again while he filled you with his hot cum, intent on stuffing you full and making him a dad.

“john, baby, p-please—” you stuttered around a moan, clawing at the hairy, muscled ridges along your husbands bare back. your thighs were beginning to ache, and your clit was pulsing almost painfully.

“i know, my darling, i know. i’ve got you, i’ve got you,” he cooed, hips snapping against you. his breathing was laboured, cock driving into you repeatedly, sliding into the tight heat of your cunt. “that’s a good girl. bein’ such a good girl for me. and you’re gonna let me come in this pretty, wet pussy again? hm? gonna let me stuff you full?”

you nodded weakly, whimpering softly into the warm air of your bedroom. price grumbled deep in his throat in content, one hand quickly snaking down to toy with your slick, puffy clit. you moaned loudly, entire body quivering as your orgasm hit you and you feel over the edge of pleasure.

you came, moaning price’s name as your cunt clenched around him like a vice, squeezing his cock, slick dribbling out of you. price groaned, grinding his hips against you, and replacing his hands back onto your legs.

his efforts increased— thrusts deepening, grinding and rolling his hips. he huffed out grunts and moans of your name as his own orgasm approached. his grip on your legs tightened as he began mumbling out dirty talk that made you mewl desperately beneath him.

“m’gonna fill this pretty pussy with my cum an’ stuff you full of it. have you so full that you’ll be leaking with it. just fuckin’ leakin’ with my cum. might have to plug you up, hm, sweetheart? put somethin’ in this wet cunt to stop my cum from leakin’ out.”

“price—!”

“god, m’so close, baby,” price groaned thickly. “fuck, can’t wait to get you pregnant. can’t wait to see you fat with my child— fucking hell— and m’gonna fill this tight pussy even while you’re pregnant. how’s that sound?”

you couldn’t even answer with words. you simply moaned out his name again.

he was fully gone now. after so long of edging himself, his orgasm was building aggressively, and you knew he’d empty a hell of a lot inside you.

“that’s it, mama, take it all in this pretty pussy,” price rambled. “take all of my cum. take it all. take— fuck— take all my cum in this tight cunt, mama, please—” he interrupted with a choked groan as he came, hot spend filling you up nice and warm. “oh, fuck, baby, fuck. that’s it, that’s my girl, takin’ it all like such a good fuckin’ girl.”

[desperatecheesecubes]

Growing up asexual is actually so funny because all of a sudden people all around are like ‘oh my god what if I don’t know how to kiss??? I have to practice!’ And start doing unhinged things and the whole time you’re like

[tradingjack]

From the firmament above, a blood-red eye looks down upon us.

[hikarihenkoyo]

I finally got Hades for my birthday

[vidavalor]

There is something very sweet about how Gabriel not only remembers every word to "Everyday"-- which means he must have listened to it a trillion times after Beez said they liked it-- but also that while he can't even remember his own name, he consistently uses adjectives from the era of the song-- "books are keen!", "neat blanket", "neato fan"-- which suggests that Gabriel basically became obsessed with early rock 'n roll and 1950s American pop culture as a result of "Everyday." He was up there missing Beez and rabbit holing on the Heavenly Google everything he didn't know.

The Ineffable Bureaucracy wedding is a sock hop catered by Johnny Rockets with a hot chocolate fountain, isn't it?

[epicsauce]

twitter user: oh no i ran out of my daily free Twitter Minutes🐦™️ !! guess i have to wait til tomorrow or some gay shit idk

tumblr user on their 17059356th post of the day throwing peanuts to a live audience: