#good idea

[madame-helen]

[spiritualseeker777]

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

For Secret Life. After all the red names and deaths and only one person is left standing, they get a second, new secret task. In it, the only word is 'die'.

The way my heart just... dropped.

[introvertedx10]

[summerwages]

dancing through the trees

last nights crescent moon

is heading for the coast..

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dumblr]

Avoiding your ex's social media is always a good idea.

[pratchettquotes]

"Mistress Weatherwax a bit poorly, is she?" said Hodgesaargh, coming in.

"I think you could certainly say that, yes."

"Oh dear. Want some tea?"

"What?"

"It's a nasty night. If we're stopping up I'll put the kettle on."

"Do you realize, man, that she might get up from there a blood-thirsty vampire?"

"Oh." The falconer looked down at the still figure and the smoking anvil. "Good idea to face her with a cup of tea inside you, then," he said.

Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum

[patrothestupid]

Oh my... I should set something on fire.

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[knithacker]

This is still one of my favorite pieces of fiber art ever ... Veselka Bulkan Embroidered Her Ultrasound Pic - So Unique! 👉 https://buff.ly/2ULmBmM ❤️

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Every life SMP I remember off the top of my head as I type this, but combined and made worse in every way I can conceive. Everyone has 2-8 lives, except Doc, who has unlimited lives. The goal of the series is to defeat Doc. Doc's goal is to defeat everyone else by whatever means necessary. There are soulmates, but the soulmates change every 20 minutes. There is the Boogeyman, but another Boogey man is added for every 10 minutes there are no Boogeyman kills. Scar automatically has one life, but every Jellie cat he tames gives him one more life, but if a Jellie cat dies he loses 2 lives. Grian has to steal Mumbo's mustache within the first 3 episodes (assuming anybody makes it past the first episode) or he loses 3 lives. Joel and Jimmy cannot be more than 20 blocks away from each other at any time or they both start taking damage. Etho is 100% invisible (no particles or anything) at all times. Bdubs catches fire every time he touches a bed. Pearl and Impulse spawn in the Nether, 14,000 blocks away from each other. The dragon egg grants infinite lives to whoever holds it. Lizzie and Bigb all spawn on their own separate end islands. (I'm not a masochist so the people who spawn not in the overworld automatically get a set of wooden tools and a stack of baked potatoes, but that's it). Ren and Scott spawn on a 3x3 stone cube at build height.

etc. etc. etc.

... *gestures vaguely* ... this post, or whatever.

[x-heesy]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 😂🫶🏽

𝙳𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙱𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝙼𝚌𝙵𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚗

[introvertedx10]

[naowominutella]

lisen up

All ye shadowpeach animators out there!!! i have a sugesstion to a song that might do nicly in an animation:: let me present you with;

Dynasty

[pratchettquotes]

People often didn't stop to think. They thought as they went along. Sometimes it was a good idea just to stop moving, in case you moved the wrong way.

Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight