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'tis the season. happy april fools, and thanks to everyone whose jokes i copied down, so thanks to:
@toastyglow @ehlers-world-problems @streetlight-spam @spidermanifested and @fwizard
i have decided to do a zine challenge this april. a zine a day, hopefully, inspired by @koddlet's zinetober last year, so there's more to come, hopefully. i'm typing this on the 31st of march, so i'm giving myself a headstart
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They call him Chilchuck 'cause he got no chill. He chucked it.
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Time for the most important Minnesota tradition—the MNDOT snowplow naming contest. Here’s this years list of finalists from over 8,000 submissions.
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If a genderfluid person cums, their cum is just that... gender fluid
@zerokrox-blog
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In the centre of a temple devoted to the patron of bards, there stands a tower. People flock to this structure when they've lost their way in life, hoping to get some ideas or just plain hope.
I call it...
The In-Spire! :D
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time puns to say before brutally murdering a certain gang that rhymes with sad toys:
"If time's an arrow, then you're going down."
"Time is money, and you've gone into debt."
"Waste my time and I'll waste yours."
"I'm going to kill you."
"Catch these clock hands-"
-About to set a dog on someone- "This is Rolex, he's a watch dog."
If I think of any more I'll update this, but I'll take my time.
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this post on r/relationship_advice is killing me
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Mexico did their own version of the Boston Tea Party back when they fought for their independence
Call that shit Sink-All De Mayo
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I’ve been doing a rewatch of “Gossip Girl,” and the amount of puns that they make out of Chuck Bass’ name is hysterical. 😅
(This one is still my favorite though.)
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Return to stendarr
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A murder of crows, by Sarah Yarwood-Lovett.
‘Glad to reset their conversation onto the safer ground of murder,’
I love it when characters say things like that in a way that suggests it’s so normal and don’t realise how it sounds to everyone else.
‘Do you know what, I could murder-’
Also this line was brilliant when Nell said it. Loved that shot at turning the phrase totally into a joke.
*after accidentally hitting a duck* ‘I see you barely dabble in football, but surely even you know that’s a fowl,’
Gosh do I love a pun and lines like that are amazing.
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Jin Sakai, Sameowrai
(he's a confirmed catboy, is what I'm saying)
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This pun is so underrated. Give it some love!
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Why could Shingen never become vegan?
Because he's too...
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