#goodnight weebs o

[ghostighostly]

anguish.

[dandunn]

Tagged by @the-golden-ghost

Relationship Status: in a happily committed relationship with my blorbo Jigen (he is a drawing)

Favorite Color(s): orangeeee but also purble, and yellow under very specific circumstances

Favorite Food: chuincken wings yum

Song Stuck in My Head: that gd song from the credits of Stardust cause I just finished watching it

Last Thing You Googled: ‘gendersternchen‘ cause Kite was jsut talking about it

Time: 1.55AM *yawn*

Dream Trip: not to be weeb on main but I want to visit japan so bad. I’m not really sure where exactly, probably not Tokyo cause crowds suck. There’s just a ton of stuff i wanna see and I’d probably make a detailed plan if i had the money anytime soon (which i don’t so i’d rather not torture myself). I also want to go to DisneySea.

and i just wanna go see my friends in other countries lmao

Last Thing You Read: Queer City by Peter Acroyd! (i am still reading it)

Last Book You Enjoyed Reading: I’ve enjoyed most things I’ve read lately, Coraline was good and Frankenstein was FAB. Doing a good job of getting me in the spooky mood for October hehe

Favorite Thing to Cook/Bake: I like making banana/courgette bread cause it’s simple and tasty but I also quite enjoyed making apple pie even though I had to scream at the crust a little bit. I can make gyoza too but I much prefer eating them than cooking them.

Favorite Craft to do in Your Freetime: I like to paint baybee, and I’m trying to get back into linocut printing right now (if i can frigging think of something to draw that is)

Most Niche Dislike: i Cannot think of anything right now apart from when people refer to hares as ‘bunnies’

Opinion on Circuses: I have like No opinion I have never been to a circus altho I have gained new appreciation for clowns considering my friends r mostly clown appreciators. Clown :o)

Do You Have Any Sense of Direction: Weirdly Yes I am quite good at navigation even if I’ve only been to a place once. I am rubbish at relaying directions to other people tho

tagging: @pokeharvest @dying-suffering-french-stalkers @amaringos @yagsnart anyone else who wants to do this go ahead. sry if you’ve already been tagged im tired i love you goodnight

[h2bakugou]

Hello :) I really like your work and I was wondering if you could write about mha Shoto, Katsuki and Izuku having a girlfriend whos a badass while fighting but who's also bff with denki because they can act dumb together and are huuuuge weeb? (Also if you don't mind I would love to see denki's reaction to his gf being badass but also as crazy as him bc my pikachu deserves all the love) ? I hope it makes sense x)

a/n: hey love! awe thank you so much! this request is really cute, kaminari is such a sweetheart and i love him so much omg. thank you for the request hun!

headcanon: them with a s/o who is badass when they fight but also denki’s crazy bff

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: fluff, swearing

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shoto todoroki

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Shoto probably doesn’t understand how you can go from being super badass to somehow short-circuiting yourself when hanging out with Kaminari.

If you don’t have an electricity-related quirk, he’s super confused, like how does that happen?

If you do happen to have an electricity-related quirk, he’s also confused because you aren’t even using it. Just being with Kaminari the two of you goof off enough to go all wheheyyyyy.

Todoroki enjoys watching you fight. You don’t take shit from anyone. Period.

Watching you take down bad guys is like a guilty pleasure past-time of Todoroki’s. You’re so skilled, and there’s so much he could learn from you in terms of combat.

You’ve done your training and you’ve learned and studied on your own alongside all your peers.

But as soon as you step off the battlefield, you’re somehow another person. Or at least you seem to be another person.

If there’s one thing you never stop hearing in the common rooms, it’s your laughter and Kaminari’s wheezing.

Todoroki is concerned when he hears it late at night, especially when you’re supposed to be asleep, and even more so when you’re trying to be quiet so you don’t wake anyone up.

“(Y/n). You should be resting, it’s late.”

“I know, I know!” You shush Kaminari who is rolling on the ground beside you, trying to stop the tears induced by laughter falling from his eyes.

“Kaminari just whipped out his Beyblades and challenged me. I beat him. 18 times.” You were losing your shit.

“It’s almost one am.” 

“Okay okay, Kaminari, I’ll beat you again tomorrow.” You stand and walk back to your dorm with Todoroki, sad to say goodnight to your best friend.

I don’t feel like Todoroki would get jealous because I think he genuinely understands that you and Kaminari are friends.

Kaminari also respects that you and Todoroki are in a relationship and has stopped hitting on you.

But he jokingly states that if you and Todoroki are to break up he might not be able to hold back.

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katsuki bakugou

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Bakugou is jealous 100%

“Stop paying attention to that loser!” Bakugou will hug you and drag you back to your dorm at one am to get you to go to bed all because you’re having fun with Denki.

He doesn’t understand how you can change from being a badass to a quote on quote ‘dunceface idiot’ like Kaminari.

He loves you a lot and loves seeing you in action. It’s mesmerizing to see you take down bad guys and be all tough.

You’re a tough cookie and Bakugou enjoys watching you intimidate all the villains.

But watching you goof off with Kaminari strikes a nerve in him.

You joke around with Bakugou, but there’s something about joking off with a best friend that is different than with your romantic partner.

You decided that your library of fart jokes was probably a little inappropriate for Bakugou’s ears, not that the curses came out of his mouth were all appropriate in the first place.

No one understands your jokes quite like Kaminari. He’s the one you're getting scolded with at four am for being too loud by Mr. Aizawa.

But who else was going to laugh at you trying to knit Bakugou a sweater and failing horribly?

“What is that supposed to be?”

“Bakugou!”

“That just looks like an angry porcupine!”

“Isn’t that what Bakugou is?”

Kaminari has officially lost it.

You and Kaminari have begun writing down every single roast the other drops to use later on and it’s even better when you both pull the same line in your little roast battles.

Everyone is silent and then you both just burst out into laughter.

Bakugou gets over his jealousy after Kaminari has a somewhat serious talk with him.

“(Y/n) wanted me to talk to you.” Kaminari starts, and Bakugou is already frustrated, is this how you tell him it’s over?

“I don’t see her romantically at all. I know you two are together, and as her best friend, I respect that. I know you’ll treat her well, so I expect you too. That’s my best friend you’re dating after all.”

Bakugou is speechless. For the first time, Denki Kaminari has said something that he understood.

“Did she tell you to say that? Did she write that down for you to say?” Bakugou is on edge.

“No! I came up with it myself because it’s the truth. She was just worried you were getting angry with her for hanging out with me so much.”

Bakugou cools down and eventually heads back to hang out with you.

Bakugou’s loud and obnoxious, so for the sake of you he tries to understand your humor, but sometimes you have to help him out.

It’s all in good fun though.

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izuku midoriya

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Izuku is probably super confused at first too.

He tries his hand at humor so he understands some jokes, and he himself can go from being all cute and adorable to fucking badass.

But when it comes to someone else, he’s a little lost.

Especially when that someone is his own girlfriend.

You’ve gone from tearing shit up on the battlefield to wheezing over a meme that is just a picture that says ‘top text bottom text.’

He surely doesn’t understand.

I feel like Izuku might get a little jealous at first. He’s unsure of why you’re always spending lots of time with Denki and having a good time.

“Izuku he’s just my friend.”

“But you never laugh like that with me.”

It’s an eye-opener.

Izuku is jealous of how you're happy around Denki.

You try your best to explain to Deku but you might need a bit of help from Kaminari.

Kaminari assures Deku that nothing is going on between the two of you and that you’re just his best friend.

“I promise you, she’s just my best friend, I respect the boundaries of your relationship.” Kaminari has a bright smile on his face while you hug Izuku.

“Thank you for telling me this.” Izuku feels better about the situation but still worries sometimes.

You begin to include Izuku some, but he may not understand your humor sometimes so you’ll have to explain it to him.

Overall, Izuku is happy to see you happy. You learn to balance your time for both your friends and Izuku.

Izuku still doesn’t quite grasp how you can be such a badass at times then lose your mind with Kaminari at two am for making a pizza with ketchup instead of pizza sauce.

“Isn’t ketchup essentially tomato sauce?” Kaminari examines the ingredients list.

“I think it has vinegar in it. It’s gonna taste weird.”

“Well I can’t find the pizza sauce.”

“Ketchup it is then.” You take the bottle and squeeze it out over the dough. Kaminari helps add the cheese and any other toppings.

Deku is concerned.

“I don’t think that’s going to taste very good.” He’s tired too but insisted on staying up with you so he could bring you to bed after you eat.

And Deku's right.

It tasted horrible.

But at least he was able to walk you back to your room and tuck you in after that terrible experience.

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denki kaminari

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The duality that y’all have. This relationship is POWERFUL.

Badass gf on the battlefield but goofy as shit when it comes to hanging out together?

Kaminari couldn’t have asked for a better partner. 

Watching you in action feels like a fucking movie. He’s drawn in constantly, admiring you every chance he gets.

Watching you fight, hell even watching you train is amazing. You’re incredibly skilled and your training pays off immensely.

Kaminari would like to say that training with you is amazing too, but the two of you can barely compose yourselves for that long.

You’re almost always laughing on the ground at like the one hour mark.

You can look at each other and just burst into laughter.

As much as I kind of hate the whole ‘marry your best friend’ saying, this relationship radiates that energy. You guys are endgame.

Kaminari couldn’t think of another person to share the love he has for you, let alone the plethora of jokes, puns, and roasts the two of you can make up on the spot.

Kaminari doesn’t want to imagine a world without you. And you couldn’t fathom being in one without him.

You guys are bound together, and are almost never apart for too long.

Granted you guys do have your days and you do make time for yourselves as any healthy relationship needs its boundaries.

You guys have shirts with memes on them, or phrases that you say constantly.

MATCHING PIKACHU ONESIES

You’re constantly yelled out for being too loud in the middle of the night, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

Kirishima, Mina, and Sero finding you guys sound asleep cuddling on the common room couch because y’all just passed out after goofing off for so long is a common occurrence.

If you have another best friend, I don’t feel like Kaminari would get crazy jealous because you only ever act like a goofy dumbass around him, and you’re crazy for him so he’s not too worried.

Might ask you about it but you’re in love with Kaminari’s dumbass and only his dumbass.

Who else are you going to watch cooking videos with a one am and try and recreate them on the spot?

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masterlist

[moons-and-stars-and-shit]

could i please request headcanons of what dating bokuto is like ? (sorry if i phrased this wrong my main language is spanish)

JEHEHDJSH @weeb-mp4 knows why I’m so excited for this 👀

Thank you @canis-saturn for requesting ❤️

Dating Bokuto Headcanons

(These are all over the place but idc 😛)

Ok so contrary to popular belief

Bokuto is not as dumb as hes made out to be

I mean academically sure he's not the smartest

But when it comes to others emotions

He can read you pretty well

He’s very in tuned to these kinds of things

And he knows how to handle them

Which is great if your dating him

Because he can tell when your sad

Mad

Uncomfortable

Pretty much everything

And since he's so caring hell always help in those situations

Example

If someone said something that upsetted you bokuto notices and pulls the person who said it aside and tell them not to say stuff like that because it bothers you

And he's so nice about it too

Omg this boy loves giving gifts

I swear you'll get a new gift everyday

Sometimes they're big

Sometimes they're small

But you will be getting a gift every day

Also he carries around a pack of sticky notes

And every time he sees you in the halls

He writes something sweet on one and sticks it to you

Sometimes it's embarrassing cause you wont notice it till someone points it out

He really likes hugs

Like he has an obsession with them

He could go 5 minutes without seeing you

And when he does see you he gives you a GIANT hug and tells you he missed you

However if you don't like being touched (like me)

Your compromise is “hand hugs”

Handhugs is basically a high five but you wrap your thumb around the others hand

Ahhhh this boy loves it when you watch him play

He always tries his best for you

And he actually plays a lot better with you around

He doesn't allow himself to go into demo mode when your watching

Because he needs to push through and win for you!

Omg if your dating this man

Expect to be woken up at 2 am with memes saying how much he loves you

Some of the memes he sends are

But then he feels bad and starts sending im sorry memes and goodnight memes

He also likes to text you in class

But not to conversate

He sends you these long ass paragraphs about why he loves you and that he's grateful for you

One time your teacher heard your phone ding

So they took it and started reading bokuto's text to the class

You are super embarrassed

But everyone else thought it was cute

Arguments between you two are very rare

But when they do happen

Its for a good reason

You two usually just separate for a bit

Then come back together to talk it out

So fights usually get resolved within the day

Alright enough with the sweet stuff

Time for some crack

This man loves taking you on “surprise dates”

He basically just drags you out to random locations to do random things

One time he took you to the store to grab all kinds of food

Just to take you to the local playground to eat it

Sounds semi normal right?

Well it would be if it all didn't happen at 4 am

JAJSJD

This man get SO happy when you cook/bake him anything

I swear you could bring him a cookie you made

And he would start crying

One time when you saw he was overworking himself you made him a bento box for lunch and for a after practice snack

You snuck it in his bag along with a note when he wasn't looking

Little did you know that bokuto had forgotten his lunch today

So when he opened his bag and saw food and your note

Mans LITERALLY cried

And then texted you saying he didn't deserve you and you were the best s/o ever

Then he cried even more when he saw you made him one for after practice too

Oof this guy loves to have movie dates

They basically consist of you both going to the nearest store and buying a bunch of snacks

But there's a twist to these little dates

When you guys are at the store you go to that basket with all the movies on sale and pick two random movies out of it

And those are the movies you guys watch back at home

Ahhh he loves rainy days

More specifically he loves rainy days with you

You both either stay in the house and cuddle all day

Or

He drags you outside to dance in the rain

The amount of times you've gotten sick doing this is crazy

Very similar things happen with snow days as well

Except when you stay in you make hot cocoa and bake cookies

And when you go out you make igloos and have snowball fights

Overall this boy is a caring and fun boyfriend to have

We stan boyfie bokuto

[dakotacrisis]

For Better or Worse (4)

FLUFF!

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It had been about a week since that day on the Seine. Marinette and Adrien were taking things slow as agreed. Little moments and actions to help ease them into their new relationship. Not that they did any of it in public. They wanted to keep this to themselves until they could truly define what exactly this was between them. It was also nice to have this time alone without outside interference or opinion to rain on their happiness. They hadn’t even told Alya or Nino yet. Not that the pair hadn’t been digging at them for information about what happened that day. But Adrien and Marinette agreed that this was something to be kept in the utmost of secrecy for now.

It was actually going rather well. They got their good morning texts complete with too many emojis and their late night goodnight phone calls. They’d find cute notes tucked inside their lockers. Adrien tried to walk her home most days before he had to race back to his own house.

The relationship had also gotten them to relax around each other a whole lot more. It took a couple days of whispered pet names, and hesitant touches, but they had fallen into a comfortable rapport. Adrien liked giving her pet names whenever possible and Marinette found herself tracing patterns on the back of his hand when they were sat near each other. It wasn’t much but it was a promising start.

If anyone suspected that something more was going on they didn’t ask. Discuss about it behind their backs via group chats? Yes. Was there a betting pool going on? Most likely. Did Chloe call him in a fit demanding answers once the rumor got to her? Of course.

Through it all though Adrien and Marinette had their own bubble that no one could pop.

So of course the moment they were finally happy something had to come along and ruin it.

Marinette’s phone pinged alerting her she had received a text. With bleary eyes she reached for her phone and smiled when she saw it was Adrien.

Morning sleepy head, do you wanna have breakfast together?

She rubbed the last of the sleep from her eyes and texted him back.

Good morning! I’d love to! Where were you thinking?

Your place?

Are you inviting yourself over to my house at the crack of dawn? I thought we were keeping this from the parents.

Can’t a good friend come over for breakfast? ( O ^ O )

I guess a very good friend wouldn’t be amiss in this house ( > ν o) How are you getting out of the mansion?

I have my ways

Is this in any way going to get either of us in trouble?

Perish the thought. I would never risk your reputation

I’ll tell my parents you’re coming over and I’ll make sure my dad doesn’t go overboard. See you soon, sunshine! Xoxo

Can’t wait! See you soon, doodle bug! <3

“Doodle bug?” Tikki whispered in Marinette’s ear.

“Because I doodle a lot.” Marinette hid her face in her pillow. “Shut up.”

“It’s cute.” Tikki patted her head, “Now you should tell your parents he’s coming over, right?”

“Yeah, I’m going,” she squirmed out from under her sheets and popped downstairs to tell her parents Adrien was coming over for breakfast.

“Awe!” Her mom cooed, “Are you two finally together, sweetheart?”

“Mom!” Marinette flustered, “It isn’t like that. We’re just friends.”

She knew she could tell her parents the truth. They would keep it a secret and would be really happy for her. With everything going on though it just seemed like another step forward that her and Adrien weren’t quite ready for. In time they would tell the parents but not today.

“Of course, dear,” Her mom said, “Sorry to presume. You go get ready, we’ll get breakfast started.”

“Thanks mom, dad, love you!” she sped back up to her room and started getting ready. It was only breakfast so she didn’t need to dress elaborately but she also didn’t want to be bumming it when Adrien came over. She really didn’t want to put on jeans today though. Black sweatpants and chic oversized sweater it was!

A knock on the door sent Marinette shooting down the stairs and careening around her parents to get to it before they did. She opened it and Adrien was waiting patiently on the other side. While he may have been dressed properly for public his hair was all messy as if he had barely taken a brush to it after he woke up.

“Hi,” Marinette giggled as she started to smooth out his bedhead, “Nice to see you groomed before coming to my house.”

“Nice to see you dressing up for our breakfast date.” he quipped back.

“My house, I get to dress however I want.” Marinette crossed her arms, “You should be grateful I deigned to change out of my pajamas for you.”

“If you wanted me to crawl into bed with you that badly you could have just said so.”

“Adrien!” Marinette’s face pulsed red, “You can’t make those kind of jokes where my parents may hear you.”

“What? What did I say?” he frowned, confused, “Is it so bad to want early morning cuddles with my girlfriend?”

“Oh! Cuddling. That’s what you meant.”

“What did you think I was talking about?”

“Nothing. It’s not important. You wanna come in for breakfast?”

“Yeah, but I still want to know what you thought--”

“Mom! Dad! Look, Adrien is here!” she pulled Adrien in and shoved him in front of her parents.

“Good morning, Adrien.” her mom smiled at him, “Go on and take a seat. Would you like anything to drink? Juice? Tea? Milk?”

“Orange juice please.” Adrien took the offered chair next to Marinette.

The food was soon ready and everyone gathered round to start eating. At first a little nervous Marinette bumped Adrien to let him know that he could have as much as he wanted. Her dad always did make enough food for even the biggest appetites.

“So, Adrien,” her dad said, “How are you? School going well?”

Adrien paused, a little caught off guard by the question. “School is going very well.” he answered, “Can’t complain.”

“That’s good. What about outside of school? Marinette tells us you have a lot of extracurriculars that you devote your time to.”

“It can be a pretty full schedule but I enjoy my extra activities most of the time. I think my only wish is that I could have a little more free time to spend with my friends.” And girlfriend, Adrien thought to himself. He knew it had only been a week but he was itching to be able to take Marinette on a real date. Not just a video-call afternoon in the park or a study date in the library with Alya and Nino keeping a keen eye on the pair. A real date...in person...maybe a nice dinner where they didn’t have to pretend nothing was going on.

Maybe at the end of the date he could even give her a kiss. Not just on the cheek or hand like he’d been doing. A real kiss. The thought both thrilled and terrified him. What if he went in for the kiss and missed? What if he was bad at it? Sure he had kissed Ladybug a couple times but it wasn’t like he could remember any of them! What if he really was bad? What if something he ate made his breath smell? What if--

“Adrien.” Marinette poked him, “You still with us?”

“Sorry.” he blushed. He was getting all worked up about a kiss he had yet to give. “I was letting my mind wander. What were we talking about?”

“I’m given to understand you speak Chinese.” Mrs. Sabine said, “Well enough to translate for my uncle when he visited months ago.”

“Yes, ma’am.” Adrien said, “Father had me start lessons a couple years ago. He said it was important to be able to speak more than one language.”

“And how did you decide on Chinese?”

“Well, truthfully, I wanted to learn Japanese. But father said that I would be more likely to need to know Chinese so we went with Mandarin instead.”

“Does your intention of learning Japanese have anything to do with your obsession with anime?” Marinette smirked into her glass.

“I wouldn’t say it’s an obsession.”

“The three page rec list you gave me when I asked for anime/manga titles wasn’t obsessive?”

“You happen to be a fan of some quality entertainment--”

“It was color coded by genre and your personal rating of the series.”

“Like you have room to talk, Marinette.” Her dad said, “You have that huge calendar in your room that is not only color coded but meticulously updated with your ever changing schedule as well as your friends’ schedules.”

“Wow.” Adrien grinned, “Marinette, you’re a huge dork.”

“Come at me weeb!”

“Children.” her mom interrupted them, “No shouting at the table.”

“Sorry mom.” Marinette went back to her food. Her mom and Adrien started a conversation in Chinese that Marinette could barely follow. She had started learning more so that she could better communicate with her relatives back in China when she ever got to meet them. She still had a ways to go before she could hold a full conversation though.

“Not bad,” her mom nodded, “You speak Chinese rather well if not a bit too clunky and formal for normal conversation. That’s something you can only get over with repeated interaction with a native speaker really.”

“Not a whole lot of native Chinese around to practice with.” Adrien shrugged.

“I guess that means you’ll have to stop by more often.” Her mom had that plotting glint in her eye behind that sweet smile.

“I’d like that a lot.” Adrien beamed.

Unfortunately breakfast had to end and Adrien received an notification he had a fencing lesson to go to soon. He’d have to sneak back into the house before anyone came to check on him. He said goodbye to Marinette’s parents and walked downstairs with her to the door.

“Thanks for having me,” Adrien told her, “Breakfast with your family is way more entertaining than eating by myself back home.”

“My parents certainly enjoyed having you around.” Marinette said.

“Just your parents?” he leaned in closer to her.

“Maybe someone else did too. I wasn’t paying much attention.”

“And what could have possibly be splitting your attention?”

“Just some cute blonde sitting next to me.” she pushed his face back with her finger, “I wish we could do stuff like this more often.”

“When we let people know we’re dating we can.” Adrien assured her, “In the mean time I hope you can be happy with video-call dates and secret notes between class.”

“I’m already happy.” she held his hand. Her gaze focused on their intertwined fingers.

“Marinette,” Adrien tilted her chin up so she was looking at him, “I wish I could give you more.”

His face came closer and a little bell in her head started to sound. Was he going to kiss her? Okay, Marinette, don’t panic! Relax. You know how to kiss. You’ve done it plenty of times before! It’s just your first kiss with Adrien. Stop shaking you absolute scaredy cat!

Adrien pressed a kiss to her forehead instead.

Oh. That was new. Usually he only kissed her cheek. She didn’t think something as small as a kiss on the forehead could make her even more of a mess.

“I’ll talk to you after fencing practice.” Adrien told her. “See you later, doodle bug.”

“Yeah…” Marinette was still mooning over the sweet gesture, “Talk to you later, sunshine.”

Marinette went back upstairs to find her parents cleaning up breakfast and whispering animatedly. “Whatcha talking about?” Marinette went to help them.

“Oh nothing dear,” her mom assured her. “It was nice of you to invite your friend over for breakfast.”

“He more or less invited himself but it wasn’t like I was gonna tell him no.” Marinette said.

“Because you two are dating?” her dad guessed.

“What?” Marinette tried to play it off, “Of course not. I already told you it wasn’t like that.”

“Marinette,” her parents gave her a sympathetic look, “If that’s true then you may want to tell him that cause it was obvious he was very smitten with you.”

“We’re just good friends.” she insisted.

“Did you lie because you were scared your father would go overboard again?” her mom asked.

“No! I mean--I didn’t lie! There’s nothing...going on...um…” it felt gross lying to her parents. “Fine. We’re dating. But we didn’t want to let anyone know yet because we didn’t want anyone interfering.”

“Oh sweetie,” her parents hugged her, “We’re sorry for prying. We couldn’t help but be curious. If this secret relationship means that much to you then we promise we won’t breathe a word of it to anyone or interfere.”

“It’s not like I didn’t want to tell you but it’s already pretty delicate and new.” she relaxed in their arms, “You promise you’re not upset?”

“Nothing to be upset over.” they gave her one final squeeze before releasing her. “You make an adorable couple.”

“Thanks.” Marinette blushed, “And you promise you won’t tell anyone? I haven’t even told Alya yet.”

“What’s there to tell?” her dad tapped his chin, “That a friend of yours came over for breakfast?”

Marinette breathed out in relief and continued to help her parents clean up. This was shaping up to be a pretty good day.

True to his word Adrien called her after fencing practice and she admitted that she told her parents they were dating after he left. He wasn’t upset with her which was a relief. It was inevitable that someone was bound to figure it out sooner or later. Thankfully it was just her parents and not some paparazzi or crazed fan.

“How did they figure it out?” Adrien asked.

“They said that you were too smitten to be anything less than my boyfriend. That and if we weren’t in fact dating then I should tell you since you didn’t seem to be aware.” Marinette laughed.

“Do you think we’re that obvious at school?”

“Hard to say, I don’t know how we look when we interact at school. I think because we’re much more wary of the eyes watching us there it isn’t as bad as when it was just us eating with my parents in the privacy of my house.”

“That’s good. Don’t want the news getting out to everyone too soon.” Adrien paused, “Hold on a second, Nino’s calling me.”

“It’s fine. If I don’t hear from you again today then sweet dreams and a good night, sunshine.”

“It’s three in the afternoon.”

“And we both have very busy schedules. I don’t know if we’ll talk again before bedtime.” There was a frantic knocking on Marinette’s front door. “Someone’s at the door. Bye, Adrien.”

“Well, sweet dreams if I don’t hear from you later,” Adrien chuckled, “Goodbye, Marinette.”

They hung up and Marinette went downstairs to see who was banging on her door. She opened it and Alya rushed in nearly plowing over her.

“Alya!” Marinette jumped out of her way, “What is--”

“Do you have something to tell me?” Alya was pacing the living room. Her phone clutched tightly in her hand and her hair even more of a mess than usual.

“What is going on?” Marinette didn’t know what Alya was doing looking like a madwoman in her house. “Not that I don’t love seeing you, Alya, but what on earth are you doing here?”

“Don’t try and act dumb, Marinette,” Alya pulled up something on her phone and shoved it in Marinette’s face, “Care to explain this photo circulating around every social media platform?”

“What are you…” Marinette trailed off as she took in what she was seeing. It was a picture of Adrien and Marinette outside her house this morning. Granted it was a great candid photo of Adrien kissing Marinette’s forehead but who took it?

“Oh no.” Marinette didn’t dare look at the comments. “Who posted that!”

“I think what is more important,” Alya took her phone back, “Is the fact that you and Adrien are dating and didn’t tell me! Your best friend!”

“Alya, you don’t understand.” Marinette pulled out her phone. Already her Instagram was flooding with comments from jealous fans. “This is so bad! We weren’t telling anyone about this for a reason! Now everyone knows.”

“Okay, calm down,” Alya pulled the phone out of Marinette’s hands and set it down on the counter, “You’re freaking out and that’s partially my fault for coming at you full force. Everything will be alright.”

“How can I relax?” Marinette started doing little circles around the coffee table, “Adrien hasn’t even told his dad that we’re dating. You know how controlling he can be. What if he forbids Adrien from seeing me? I already have so much on my plate right now, Alya, I can’t handle any secret dating or star-crossed lover tropes in my life.”

“Marinette!” Alya grabbed her and forced her to sit on the couch, “You need to chill. Look at me, take a deep breath, and try to relax. You are blowing the situation out of proportion.”

“You’re right,” Marinette unclenched her fists, “It’s not that bad...right?”

“Some jealous fans leaving comments on your Insta are not worth the freak out. Don’t worry about Adrien’s dad being a jerk or anything like that.” Alya rubbed her back, “The only thing I want to know is every little detail about your new relationship with Adrien.”

“Alya,” Marinette let out a tired laugh, “Give me a moment to breathe. I just found out my relationship’s been outed to the public when we were supposed to be keeping it ourselves. I need a minute.”

“Okay. Take your time.” Alya leaned in closer and whispered, “I knew he was going to choose to date you.”

“You are hopeless.” Marinette chuckled. “And I suppose I have been dying to tell you about it so get comfortable. You are going to love this.”

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[tempural]

W E   D E M   Y A O I   B O I Z (pt. 1)

(It may look like I’m flitting from project-to-project again, but ACTUALLY this is something I’ve been meaning to finish for the last 6 months!)

Yaoi (BL?) tropes are extremely interesting to examine against a culture that actively disparages work that is perceived as “feminine” or “fangirly”, especially in western communities that have misconceptions of a much maligned and ~*mysterious eastern proxy*~.  So I wanna use my obsessive want to categorize patterns to make something productive, introspective, and maybe edumacational, so we can make smart n’ fun comics of our own characters 😉 das what I call the DANK YAOI.

I drew the main chars of my comic in high school as parodies of seme and uke stereotypess, cuz I was one of those edgy 4chon kidz going “yaoi sux it’s for stinky weeb GORLS let’s make fun of them”.  But now I’m enlightened galaxy brained and I fully embrace yaoi thuganomics.  Like, the definition of yaoi is just gay parody comics.  Isn’t it fucken dope that people put up art + fic of their fav characters for others to freely enjoy?  Plus back in my day (tm) it was a lot harder to find gay content to relate to, and being an azn kid meant that yaoi was easier to access.

Next is YAOI DYNAMICS, falling into 4 main categories: 

Innocent Man Ravished By Sasquatch In A Business Suit

The Pure UWU Handholding Boyfriend Experience

"I’m Only Gay For You Bro” As I Tucked My Homie Goodnight

Wife Is Gone, Time For Anal Spelunking

A lot of my comic characters fall into those pairing types accidentally on purpose.  It’ll be nice to draw my guys again :^)  Lots of luv n’ thanks to Shane for letting me interrogate him about his Yaoi Experience, cuz he’s a weeb spy main. [xtra word vomit]

[jinwoosmoles]

Hello this is your secret aroha~~ I see that you stan many groups,, so, who’s your bias’ in those groups? And are the any other groups that you stan?

I’m so sorry this is 9,000 decades late. The main groups I keep up with are Astro and BTS and the others appear every time they have a comeback and wreck my entire life. 

The obvious and ultimate group and bias for me is astro and park jinwoo LOL, but lately, all the members have been bias wrecking my entire list. 

BTS and Jungkook bUT NAMJOON HAS BEEN KILLING IT LATELY. They’re the first group that brought me into this kpop heaven. It’s fUNNY BC I FIRST HEARD THEM AT AN ANIME CONVENTION and then they snatched me from the weeb life. I remember it so clearly. The music video they played was Dope and when I shazammed the song it was in Hangul, so i cried. LMAO. But then my dear friend google helped me out. “Police outfit kpop” and lord showed me the way to a whole new world. LOL.  

Seventeen and Mingyu. but tbh i love them all.

Twice, my bias used to be jeongyeon but dahyun this comebaaaaack. 

Nct. What is a bias with NCT? My bias literally changes every time the camera pans onto a different member. It used to be Moon Taeil but I’ve been screaming at the precious dong sicheng lately and jaehyun and Jaemin bUT RENJUN LOL. I still need to finished NCT Life. 

Blackpink’s JENNIE. I LOVE JENNIE SO MUCH. Literal goals.

Exo, exo, exo. exo. As I write this, my eyes are full of tears because seconds ago I saw fansite pics of Baekhyun. Have you ever saw a man so gorgeous and cried? but my bias is Kim Minseok. My heart is so soft and warm for him. 

 VIXX. V I X X. RAVI. B UT KEN AND SEOKJIN’S FRIENDSHIP IS WHAT I LIVE FOR L O L. SPEAKING OF FRIENDSHIPS, 

GOT7, when i first got into Kpop, I biased BamBam bc of the whole dabbing meme with Jungkook bUT NOW I BIAS JACKSON BC OF HIS LOYAL FRIENDSHIP TO NAMJOON L O L OL O L. The man went to AMAs to support. I’m living. Also I love ‘If You Do’ so much and just right.

I still haven’t learned the names of the members in DreamCatcher but Fly High has got me hooked. 

Pristin, nayoung snatched my heart. I DIDNT WATCH PRODUCE 101 BUT DAMN I SHOULD. 

Speaking of produce 101, wannaone is taking over my life too. Their Beautiful comeback, is definitely beautiful. I’m still learning who’s who but Kuanlin my precious swaggy rapper. Jihoon and Daehwi are bias wreckers. 

SF9 AND THEIR O SOLE MIO. I’M SO WHIPPED. FOR NOW I ONLY KNOW ZUHO, TAEYANG AND INSEONG but soon the whole grouP. 

I want to get into Monsta X bc my mutuals have been posting a lot about their first win and all. I came across them awhile back and really loved their song Ex-Girl, in the M-countdown stage, Kihyun caught my eye. LMAO. 

I also want to get into DIA, i love their song goodnight.

Typing all this, I have learned that I am unloyal and indecisive and bias’ do not exist. These artists are all out to wreck my entire life. Damn, I didn’t mean to type so much. LOL. 

Your turn! Do you stan other groups? Who are your bias’? Who’s your bias in Astro? Are there any recent comebacks that you’ve been bopping to? Seventeen’s Clap, Twice’s Likey, Astro’s Crazy Sexy Cool, and WannaOne’s Beautiful got me jammin’.