I was playing the Sims 4 with Gordon Ramsay and we were arguing about where to put the fridge.
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Gordon Ramsay : “I’m here today in the dark depths of this dungeon to learn the secrets of cooking monsters from a man people only refer to as Senshi”
Gordon Ramsay: “well fuck me, look at the seize of that bugger, this walking mushroom and the rice that senshi here procured from his golem farm, will help us make a nice mushroom risotto”
Gordon Ramsay cracking open a living armor: “these little ghoulies here, are the ones actual controlling the armor, if you cook them right, they make for a great source of protein here in the dungeon”
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gordon ramsay getting multiplied by one: oh my god no. no you’ve got to be bloody joking. this is unbelievable, let me tell you. i’m the exact same but a process has occurred. fuck me.
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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
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*gordon ramesay entering the tumblr foodcourt* : why do i smell vanilla, do you only fucking serve vanilla deserts?? where are your cakes even why aren’t they on display - IS THAT YOUR FUCKING CAKE - you’re telling me that fucking burnt batter pathetic excuse of a piece of coal is your bloody fucking cake?? what do you mean vanilla extract?? HOW MANY CUPS OF VANILLA EXTRACT ARE YOU FUCKERS PUTTING IN THERE
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DBD fandom was robbed of this 😔
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You heard of WАR now get ready for...
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Drawing the @rogerrrroger 's Gordon Wall-E with some creativity liberties because im stupid LMFAO (i liked a lot ur design ily no straight)
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I was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen but instead of sending the chefs Gordon Ramsay was mad at away, he'd just pull out a gun and shoot them.
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An Interesting fashion choices, the gender teapot and a terrifying teletubbies plushy
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Someone should sit down Gordon Ramsay and make him blind react to all three seasons of Hannibal
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