The "Gorilla Suit Men" of Hollywood.
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REMINDER
This weekend’s dinner is a gorilla-suit only affair.
Dress appropriately.
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i think i am was have been coming down with something. my location in the cycle is not yet clear
i slept two hours later than usual this morning. i get concerned if this is a pattern, but it hasn't happened in a while, so i accepted it as a gift and got up
it was only after i had a cup of coffee that i remembered there was an hour in the middle of the night when i was sure i was going to throw up
i think i feel better but i also have an overwhelming need to go lay down now
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Because we know a middle manager we want to be fired and do gorilla-grams instead. In the rain.
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Yo, I need some help tumblr. Tell me if I should or shouldn’t purchase this doll. I think she looks JUST like that teacher from Over the Garden Wall. She is at minimum 30-40 Dollars.
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RILEY VS THUNDER
riley: dear god get the fuck away!!!!!!!!!!!!
thunder: *gets loud and knocks riley off the living room couch getting louder and louder and louder*
riley: *delayed reaction* JESUS CHRIST! *stands up and sits back down on the couch*
thunder: *leaves riley alone for a 39 minuets then lets out a gigantic boom behind her*
riley: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!! *gets up to go make ramen*
thunder: *waits for riley to start working on her book then gets a bit louder and startles riley enough to make this post*
riley *watching spongebob and waiting for the ramen to soak up the water i put in and tempted to add eggs and ham ponyo
riley: *also contemplating on sitting in my bathroom until the storm stops*
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abandoned on the icy shore the poem I was sure would turn me into the man who is never asked to wear the gorilla suit at team-building events
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