#gotta queue em all

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Nemona: *Trying to fill out paperwork * Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Juliana: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Arven: I personally was created in a lab.

Penny: I just straight up spawned lol.

[bootoon]

Fidough Bakery!! 🎂

[blueberry-beann]

luxray!!

[adventures-on-foster-island]

Today on Ellisa’s Pokémon mythconceptions, I’d like to talk about some spooky looking Pokémon that often get over looked as battle partners and personal companions.

The Zubat line

Zubat is one of the Pokémon world’s most infamous Pokémon. As we all know, you can’t step foot into a cave or take a walk at night in their native regions without encountering several of these bats. The reason there are so many of them is due to their large egg clutches, short gestation period, and short hatch time. Releasing Zubat in non-native areas is strictly prohibited with high fines for those caught doing so, as it only takes a few weeks for two Zubat to become fifty, and even a small population of them can wreck havoc on ecosystems that aren’t prepared. Most of the ones we take in aren’t actually the ones who were abandoned, but rather probably a few generations down the line, and they come en mass. They like the caves beneath the island, and play a part in our small ecosystem. People are often scared or annoyed by this line, as their Pokedex entries state that they drink a lot of blood, which they do. In the wild, Zubat and it’s evolutions hunt, however trainers usually get blood bags leftover from collection drives, at the end of their shelf life, from Pokémon centers and hospitals. They require a lot of time and work, supplying enough food and exercise, as well as having a sleep schedule opposite from most humans, however they make really good companions for people with certain disabilities, such as blindness, people who work night shifts or have otherwise backwards sleep schedules, and as message carriers for spies. This line is also being studied by scientists because of their ability to change their own blood type to match what they are drinking, in hopes that one day we will be able to change the blood type in a bag for transfusions.

[kappatengu]

ive missed drawing this smug yet silly basard so much lmfao))

[nostalgia-tblr]

Not now, plot-bunny! I have enough to be getting on with!

[starwhispcrs]

gently kissing everyone on the forehead who sent me memes <3

[augustmoongames]

the greatest honor that can be bestowed upon a person 😌

[despairforme]

      He’s been through a lot, he can get through this too. Laundry day.

[pokemon-my-beloved]

Penny: I told Arven his ears flush when he lies.

Nemona: Why?

Penny: Look.

Penny: Hey Arven! Do you love us?

Arven, covering his ears: No.

Nemona:

[dagdasoneandonly]

Final post

This is a scheduled post, I am not online as this is being posted. I am no longer active on social media. Twitter or Tumblr. Do not believe any impersonators.

I'm only on Discord and only a few select people were chosen for it.

If it's not on my carrd, it's not me.

[lukeskqwalker]

my line of thinking is that if i post enough untamed stuff then i'll either a) make more mdzs friends or b) lose followers and both are a lowkey a plus so

[auralitez]

＊    ⸺      @sunsilkens​ ｡

          nursing  his  second  drink  of  the  evening  for  over  an  hour  at  the  bar    ,    kiet  couldn’t  help  but  overhear  the  constant  rejections  one  particular  woman  seemed  to  aim  at  the  persistent  guy  besides  her    .    it  was  embarrassing  to  watch  someone  be  rejected  that  many  times  and  when  he  stills  asks  for  her  number  again     ,    he  really  can’t  stop  himself  from  downing  his  drink  and  turning  to  simply  punch  the  guy    —    if  only  to  get  him  to  shut  up  for  two  minutes    .    admittedly  he  hadn’t  expected  any  retalitation  from  the  other  so  the  jab  to  his  face  comes  out  of  nowhere  and  knocks  him  back  a  step  before  he  lands  another  and  takes  another  hit  until  security  steps  in  and  removes  the  guy  entirely    .    wiping  his  face  with  the  shirt  of  his  sleeve    ,    he  takes  a  seat  back  at  the  bar    ,    then  spending  his  time  waiting  for  the  bartender  before  turning  to  the  woman     .    ❛    are  you  alright    ?    do  you  want  a  drink    ?    i’m  sorry  about  that  but  the  guy  was  giving  me  a  headache    .    ❜

[adventures-on-foster-island]

This time on Ellisa's Pokémon mythconceptions (a working title), we're talking about some ghost type Pokémon that unfortunately are often misunderstood, and abandoned after the spooky season.

The Gastly line:

The Gastly pokedex entry about it being born of toxic gas and spirits is.. debated, to say the least. Although it is true that they are capable of killing, they're quite shy in the wild, and incidents of human death by Gastly are few and far between. Additionally, being licked by a Haunter won't necessarily make you ill or kill you (some say it tingles when their partner shows affection), and Gengars' curses are usually harmless pranks. They have dangerous defense mechanisms to protect themselves, but they don't go out of their way to hurt anyone. They're also quite intelligent and make really great companions if you take the time to build trust with them! Plus their gaseous bodies can come in handy in all sorts of situations; I've heard plenty of stories from forgetful trainers who's ghost type Pokémon slipped through the wall to help when they locked themselves out of the house, or helping investigate the terrorist organizations in different regions.

The Duskull line:

Duskull's Dex entry isn't an old wives tale like many others. Indeed they are known to whisk away crying children and tirelessly persue victims, but things aren't always what they seem. These little ghosts watch over children like fairy godmothers, and if their child is mistreated, they try to take the child away from the situation. Either they succeed, and become young trainers, or they get caught, and the Duskull haunts whoever hurt the kid for forever. Both of its evolutions do indeed have hollow bodies, and while things can get lost in their little pocket dimensions, these pokemon are also really great at holding onto important items. This whole line makes great service Pokémon, doing everything from nanny work to assisting disabled trainers to caring for elderly. They are very kind and patient, capable of telling medications apart, remembering schedules, and can lift nearly any weight. Many nursing homes employ Dusknoir, since its believed that they help guide spirits and ease the transition to death.

Mimikyu

Because they hate to be seen, and start making their own costumes at a young age, Mimikyu are often found paired with Leavanny. The grass type will teach Mimikyu how to sew when they are young, after finding them crying over a torn costume. These two species work well together in the fashion industry and on the contest scene. The pairing has helped increase Mimikyu's popularity, however they aren't all fashion inclined. All they really want is love and support, so don't be afraid to get to know one!

[darkconsumed]

one day i will stop hoarding memes and i will answer and post 'em for y'all...one day...

[steddiesupportgroup]

Hi y’all spam likers get blocked from now on, sorry. Just clogs up my notifs and it’s annoying