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#grace is loud
morosexualhoratio · 1 year
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hey girl sorry um. we stabbed your boyfriend in the senate house. yeah a seer told him to beware the ides of march but he didn't listen. brutus and cassius got him. i'm so sorry
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thaliasthunder · 1 year
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if nico ever uses lgbt+ terms or explicitly expresses that he's gay in tsats i swear it will be man-stepping-on-the-moon level of cultural reset, a moment that will be talked about in history books, and the only correct reaction to it will be me letting out a gutural scream and throwing up on the floor
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kirnet · 2 years
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scouting ahead
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 2 months
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Joey: I saw you hanging out with Shelby yesterday.
Katherine: J-Joey, it's not what you think!
Joey, holding a gun to Shelby: I won't hesitate, bitch!
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trauma-express · 1 month
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part of what makes Kevin so fuckin funny is that he's so shameless in front of the foxes. he goes from physically fighting with them, no grace no dignity, to a brilliant, blinding smile with perfect manners and a demeanor that might even be charming, back to cussing them out and insulting everything about them, making sure they know they're a disgrace to have on his court. but like he does all that IN FRONT of them. and then and then Mr Jeremy Knox pulls up and Kevin is once again doing All That but this time it's REAL. like he's just genuinely being a decent person, being friend material for the first time ever. and the foxes are still right there?? reactions ranging from amused to irritated while he's screaming y'all ain't worth SHIT from me.
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unlockedcuriositydoor · 2 months
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Found something.
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capn-twitchery · 3 months
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oh my god. nemesis just got grace stuck in the arctic again that's so fucking funny i'm sorry grace
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marimayscarlett · 6 months
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Deutschland mv mustache fighter Richard is ballsy enough to flirt with Frau Schneider
change my mind
No need to change your mind, because ABSOLUTELY
Boxer!Richard would probably be quite bold and charming when he lays eyes on the elegant Frau Schneider (maybe at a bar after hours) and would hit on her with absolutely corny pick up lines, such as "Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout" (fitting for his profession) or "Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you" while giving her the wink™:
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Meanwhile Frau Schneider is appalled that this hobo-wannabe-professional-boxer is actually trying to flirt with her while she tries to enjoy her well-earned evening drink:
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So she brushes him off with a cold remark ("Didn't know they let in the rabble into this bar now") or, if he really crosses the line, maybe even gives him a slap on the cheek for being so impertinent 😤
And you know what? He's absolutely thrilled. Fascinated, even. "Feisty, aren't we? Now you're a woman after my own heart!" and proceeds to buy her all the drinks that evening.
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morosexualhoratio · 6 months
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vickyvicarious · 7 months
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When the terrible story of Lucy's death, and—and all that followed, was done, I lay back in my chair powerless. Fortunately I am not of a fainting disposition.
29 September
"Because," he answered solemnly, "he can live for centuries, and you are but mortal woman. Time is now to be dreaded—since once he put that mark upon your throat." I was just in time to catch her as she fell forward in a faint.
4 October
This isn't just to joke about "well, didn't take long for that to change" - really I feel very sad about it because it really didn't. Mina isn't someone prone to fainting. She is normally so active and resilient and she is able to handle so much being thrown at her, habitually stays in the role of support for others... and she is being pushed to her absolute limits because that is what Dracula does. And it's awful.
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playandchill · 10 months
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The thought of them playing monopoly was so silly that i had to
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I JUST SEE THIS HAPPENING or something like that. Amirah already said 3 art puns (if I'm not mistaken). So maybe there are more
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Kornada with a low ponytail
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passumstars · 9 months
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Try to keep up please
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sco07ut · 1 year
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furry au thomas thorne accidentally shoots a human out of the sky in his duel pass it on
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introspectivememories · 3 months
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cannot stop thinking about lupa and juno's reactions to jason's death. god did juno feel it when he died? did she hear his string get cut? did she wail loud enough that all of olympus heard it? what was it like realizing the boy she loved like a son was dead? was was it like watching his father not even shed a tear? was she the one to tell lupa? and on lupa's end, how angry do you think she was? this is her pup. her youngest pup. he was so young when he first started, when juno first gave him to her? he learned how to roughhouse with her packmates. he learned to fly with her! did she snap at juno? did she scream and curse and blame juno? did she howl mournfully?
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cherryflavoredbutch · 11 months
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"it's okay to hate kids as long as you're not mean to them" *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* still weird sorry!
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