#great chefs of naruto

[everfascinated]

And that’s my ratings and explanations for who makes the best chef in Naruto. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

If you’d like a specific explanation they can be provided by request lol

Explanations: Sand Siblings

[wing-ed-thing]

Konoha 12 Domestic/Spousal Headcanons

Tags/Warnings: No Reader Pronouns, Boruto Doesn't Exist, No Mentions of Children/Adoption

Completed versions of these headcanons will be linked on the character's name.

𓆃 Choji

THE BEST COOK ON THIS LIST NO ONE CAN COMPARE

Loves bonding over cooking and baking— whatever you like! If there's anything you're ever craving, Choji is taking to the kitchen to make you a gourmet meal as good as any professional chef!

Prime rib, lamb, tartare, croissants, macarons, soups! It doesn't matter your allergies or preferences, Choji can and will make you any food your heart desires.

Offers excellent cuddles. 11/10 squishy and soft.

Is very understanding, a fantastic listener, and naturally positive.

Never lets the romance l die, and after a hard day at work, will feed you ice cream while you rant about your day.

𓆃 Hinata

Traditional wife who has always wanted to be a traditional wife since she was a kid.

Content with cooking, doing laundry, and other domestic work.

Although, because of the society and the way she was brought up, she might feel insecure transitioning out of shinobi life.

While being made to feel weak isn't something Hinata is a stranger to, she is sensitive to comments from others about her domestic life.

Be sure to give her lot of reassurance and validate her work around the house.

𓆃 Ino

Also wanted to be a wife growing up, but the stay-at-home life is clearly not for her.

She'll try it for a period of time after your wedding or union, but she's far too restless for cooking and cleaning.

You supposed that she thought it would be relaxing and aesthetic, but if anything, she's getting frustrated and throwing the potato across the kitchen as soon as it slips out of her hand.

Ino will eventually find important work to do, come home to complain about it over dinner, and buy you something nice in a half-brag about how much more money she's making.

This is, of course, not to say she's bad at housework or doesn't do her share. She's perfectly good at domestic work and does the bulk of it, but the moment you expect it from her is the moment she stops.

𓆃 Kiba

A slob who, if allowed, will live in heaps of trash.

For the bulk of his 20s, he'll be super unsure of the whole settling down thing. You could make a whole bingo chart out of the cliche bachelor lines he spouts.

I'm not really a marriage kinda guy. I don't wanna tie myself down to a ball and chain. I just wanna meet people. I'm looking for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Nah, I'm not looking for a relationship.

That is... until one day he wakes up and desperately wants a family of his own. To an extreme extent. Like his expectations are absolutely insane.

As a husband, you'll need to reevaluate those and have a nice long chat because at the beginning of your relationship he will certainly not be pulling his weight.

𓆃 Lee

Sweet, clingy, loving and sincere man.

Ah, you are the sun, the moon, and the world to Lee. He is constantly thinking of or doing the sweetest possible thing he possibly could for you at any given hour of the day.

Is his execution great? You'd give it a 50/50. Does he ever take a break? NO.

Whether it's breakfast in bed or going on a grocery run to get it off your plate, you're sure to have to put out one fire and learn how to use 20 carrots in your meal prep for the week.

He really tries his best, he just gets a little excited.

𓆃 Naruto

Another slob, although well intended.

Naruto never had a formal family growing up, and so he has little ideas of what's expected.

Much of his idea of what a partnership should be comes from media or stupid things that Shikamaru probably told him on the playground growing up, so you'll have to work together as a team to set expectations.

A lot of what he does for you is in his language (you have to learn that him making you both ramen cups is indeed a romantic gesture for him), but he loves exploring things that you like!

Naruto explores your likes and hobbies in a very genuine and non-performative way. Sharing things you enjoy together will be the foundation of your relationship.

𓆃 Neji

You'll spend your first year of marriage focused heavily on strict boundaries, expectations, and other couples work.

The way Neji was brought up completely fractured his sense of family. Not to mention, no matter what you're like Neji will certainly have to fight with his family in a silent battle over clan politics.

Because even though the Hyuga clan has stopped certain practices, doesn't mean that everyone in the clan is in mutual agreement or share similar attitudes with each other.

This will be a marriage built on structure and meaningful confrontation. Neji is determined to break the cycles of his family to make a healthy life with you.

𓆃 Sakura

Wasn't sure if she'd end up with a partner. She really wanted it, but with everything that happened in her life, she had her doubts.

Most definitely too hard on herself. Sakura pushes herself to almost fall over you to ensure you're pleased. Whether it's housework or cooking, there's a part of her that feels the need to prove her work ethic.

It's the small things with Sakura. Even after a long day at work, she'll still bring you your favorite home for dinner, even if the place is out of the way. She'll stay up an hour later to spend time with you even if she has an early morning.

𓆃 Sasuke

An ironic mix between Naruto and Sakura.

As a kid, Sasuke 100% wanted to be a husband when he grew up. 100% wanted to have a spouse to provide for and had similar dreams that some kids often do when they think about families.

But after the Uchiha Tragedy, much of Sasuke's outlook about his future has been skewed. Any relationship will start off as rather unstable and you can almost count on Sasuke being emotionally distant

It's about how the two of you work through his baggage and his willingness to be vulnerable.

𓆃 Shikamaru

Surprisingly well-adjusted?

He knows how to do basic life skills. Pulls his weight and sometimes even does your tasks. Shikamaru is generally clean and organized.

Where's the problem? He's terrified of commitment.

Most of the relationships in the Nara clan seem to consist of passive Nara men with verbose spouses who have no issue bossing their partners around.

But at the same time, Shikamaru doesn't mind this dynamic. He wants to laze, but he's also almost seemingly afraid of dynamics that allow him to laze.

He'll be just fine around the house, just a bit dramatic if you ever ask him to do anything. He'll get over it.

𓆃 Shino

Great husband and great family to marry into.

Just overall very balanced, if not quiet. The Aburame clan is close, but respectful of each other. You'll never have to deal with nagging in-laws because Shibi has already taken you in as one of his own.

Enjoy fresh meals of produce expertly tended to from the garden.

While Shino has his more talkative side when it comes to people he's close to, he's still quiet by nature. Don't expect that to change just because you've gotten married.

The obvious con is the massive amount of insects that will constantly be around you. You're not allowed to trap them or kill them.

You will have to get used to bugs crawling on you.

𓆃 Tenten

You're always doing something crazy.

You don't think any of the other Konoha 12 ever expected that Tenten would have the most exciting marriage, but look at her now.

You're always innovating, making new things for her business, and taking spontaneous trips to check out crafting techniques.

Anything and everything you set your mind to, you support each other in. There are ten million projects scattered around your home.

You roll up to get-togethers (when they seldom happen), being the most traveled and bringing the most unique gifts.

No one knows what you're going to be up to next.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

Notes: I apparently had a lot more opinions on all of these characters than I expected. When I make multi-character posts, I like to keep each section sort of short, so if you are interested in more in-depth hcs, tap the underlined name or visit my blog for more.

Sakura, Lee, Choji, Tenten and Sasuke are done at the current moment.

[infamous-if]

Are there any IFs you'd recommend? I have a demo hangover from yours and need to do something while I wait for Chapter 2 (begging for it)

*rubs palms*

M (@mwritesc) has recently released the demo to Cyprus and it is a gem! Her writing is mind blowing and so vivid.

@reapersbayif by @dakotawritesif ! I feel like I made my love for Striker known by now shshsh their writing truly comes to life. And they are so so nice.

@greatprotector-if ! The one word I can use to describe Cassian's writing is cozy. Like a warm hug <3

@fateunwritten-if heyyy shadow whats up haha me? just hanging out and not obsessing over ur existence haha

@stephschoices is writing a naruto IF ! also steph's art is awesome cries

@jaunefleurwrites if you want your heart squeezed and squished (in the best way) A World Without You is your jam

@zico-if Zico recently published the rewritten version of the demo and I was levitating reading it! Also how specific and abundant the customization is? awesome.

@unwilling-souls-if one name: Xander and the concept is so unique and fun like wow

@kalorphic's Novaturient. Agent X is everything to me yup

@coeluvr's Crown of Ashes and Flames. I love me some angst and drama and the opportunities for both are chefs kiss

@thegrandheist-if i love me some heists also i love the whole traveling back in time trope. it's one of my favs.

THERE'S A LOT MORE but I've truly become attached to these stories and characters and I am such a fan! Not only are they great writers but such great people! I recommend them allll

Edit: also yes I’m ready to have brainrot over wayhaven in 2 days

[sasukesun]

Can I ask your top 10 fav fics ever (from any fandom, if you don't mind)?

i was going to give you my top 12 until i found out that sanguinedawns deleted their profile so now one of my favourite narusasu fics ever is gone 🥺 it was called naked hearts. i guess i can’t give you exactly what you asked for, sometimes i suck at picking favourites. so i will give you my top 11 (😭) because i can’t take any of these out, and with no ranking, i’m unable to do that. i guess i’ve already recommended all of these fics here and they are all either narusasu or satosugu since i need to have a certain brainrot to look for fanfic.

the earth doesn’t move by mostlyharmless

(narusasu) i find this fic in character, really enjoy the dialogues and love seeing my boys being domestic and just weird guys. i love it.

a hostage situation by kinomiakai

(narusasu) i love how sasuke reads poetry here and how he “kidnaps” naruto. sasuke has two lines about naruto realising his feelings for him that changed my brain chemistry forever, i can’t explain the softness and patience and genuine love that contain in these two lines and i find them so real to sasuke’s character.

that’s what best friends are for by heimai

(narusasu) yes, the sasuke’s vibrator one, one of the greatest heritages of the naruto fandom. this is just the most fun and hilarious fic. i love how in character it is in a modern au context, obviously naruto and sasuke in canonverse would be a bit different than naruto and sasuke in a modern au, they are lighter but still in character.

last ones out by hereforwords

(narusasu) what changed my brain chemistry forever in this fic is their love confession, one of sasuke’s lines in particular, also so real to his character and their relationship.

safe in your arms. by ambiguousreality

(narusasu) if you ever feel sad remember that genin narusasu napping together fanfic exists :)

a thousand summers more by bluelikeskies

(narusasu) this one is so poetic and beautiful. naruto is summer and sasuke is winter, literally.

your name and what that really means by kintou

(narusasu) i think kintou writes narusasu very in character and i love how full of passion some gestures are in this fic, plus i love sasuke’s introspection.

king, until i am by iamsomebody

(satosugu) because it’s so in character and i love their dynamics here. the introduction of this fic is so… getou suguru was burdened with power, too.

summer’s first breath by hiraethia

(satosugu) like i said, this is the most satosugu fic ever. great metaphors, exceptional portrayals of grief, perfect introspection. i can’t explain the emotions i felt while reading so many scenes of this fic. chef’s kiss.

carry me home by valleykey

(satosugu) i love following getou’s mind and train of thought here, the author was great at characterising him. there are great dialogues as well, one in particular of teen getou with adult gojou still lives in my mind rent free.

be good to me by championstunic

(satosugu) something something small actions that contain so much intimacy something. i have a real brainrot for it.

[sugarbabyut]

My list of exceptional writers.

Here is my long awaited story recommendation list. It gives the name of the authors and a story suggestion. These authors have multiple stories that are so great I would recommend checking them all out! They are best of the best! I in no way take credit for these stories they only belong to these fabulous writters.

If you are an author in the Naruto fandom and you don't see your name it does not mean you are not a great writer it just means that there is just too many of you to list. If you're name is listed and you don't want to be on my list just let me know and I will remove you right away!

Warning:

All of these stories have Explicit sexual content!

Here they are enjoy!

Pamwrites:

Story example- Sex god. (Kakasaku). English is her second language and I think she does an exceptional job!

Al_Holland :

Story example- The Neighborly Thing to Do. (Kakasaku).

Moonlady9:

Story example- Quick hide (Gemma & Sakura).

UnearthedByOdin:

Story example- Leggings 1&2 (Kakasaku).

Kayparker20:

Story example-Sucker For You. (Kakasaku).

Kakashisgf:

Story example- Danger to society. (Kakasaku).

TipsyRaconteur:

Story example - Follow your nose. (Kakasaku).

 mummapaintstheblues:

Story example- Yes, chef. (Kakasaku).

Purple_panic:

Story example- Giftwrapped. FMM (Yamato/Hatake Kakashi/Haruno Sakura).

siuilaruin:

Story example- Red strings (Kakasaku).

rabid_behemoh:

Story example- Oral Fixation. (Kakasaku).

lulu_bae:

Story example-Fever. (Kakasaku).

Candidate_x:

Story example-Suppository. (Kakasaku).

Mrssakurahatake:

Story example- Wet and wild. (KakaMei).

fallen__alien:

Story example- Cherry. (Kakasaku).

LindtLuirae:

Story example- Knock knock let the devil in. FMM (Haruno Sakura/Nara Shikamaru- Haruno Sakura/Nara Shikamaru/Hatake Kakashi and kakasaku.)

lilyoftheshadow:

Story example- The Perfect Storm. FMM (Itatchi/Sakura/Kakashi).

AsphyxiatedComatose:

Story example- Two weeks away. (Sakura.multi) She's very promiscuous and I love it!

Thisismycanon:

Story example- To Reach This Point. FMM (Hatake Kakashi/Nohara Rin/Uchiha Obito).

Binkerbell:

Story example- Doctor’s Orders. (Kakasaku).

Sakura_Hatake:

Story example- Medical visit. (Kakasaku). When you look her up it will be listed under Kakasaku One shot - 2nd chapter. English is not her first language but she did amazing.

Sleepyfox:

Story example- Familiar Taste of Poison. (Kakasaku).

Petrikore: /Kora

Story example- Tight Lodgings ( Not completed but so good so far that I wanted to mention anyways.) --(Kakashi/Itatchi/Sakura)

I hope you check all of these stories out. I promise you won't be disappointed!

Lot's of love ❤ to you readers and these awesome authors! May your writing never stop.

Sincerely,

Sugarbabyut

[hellcifrogs]

The reason the leaf was founded was so that children could grow up in peace, safe from war

If this had worked out, what do you think the Konoha 13 would do for a living? Sai would still be an artist

We all love the idea if Sasuke being good with animals so I'm saying a wild life specialist who lives in safari clothes, he can just walk up to lions and other dangerous animals and give them scritches

This is adorable and the idea of Sasuke working with animals instead of becoming a cop like most of his family is *chefs kiss*

Imagine Sasuke starts by helping Kiba part time at Hana's vet clinic and falls in love with the job!!

Sakura could totally be a teacher, I can see it, I would love to see it!

Naruto would be an artist! He takes a liking to painting at first and experimenting with all sorts of colors and materials, then meets Sai and they could study together~ both having very different styles.

Kiba's a vet, so Shino could study insects, like his dad, he starts out by helping him in the village's research lab or something like that and just feels comfortable following his steps :)

Imagine Hinata would be raised by her dad to be a model or actress from a very young age, but she doesn't enjoy it and still wants to find something for herself.

And then Neji could work with pharmacy? Chemistry? Vaccines? He's like a young genius big nerd and takes Hinata to help, while she figures out what she wants to do with her life.

Ino obviously still works at the flower shop, BUT Gaara moves to work with her because life in Konoha is much better than his family life and gardening is great therapy!

I can't imagine Shikamaru really doing anything so he can become sort of a guide to his clan's deer forest, if Shino needs some data he takes him there, or if Neji is studying some healing property from the deer antlers he goes with him... Like that.

Since the Akimichi are one of the main/noble clans I wanna say Chouji still becomes a ninja, but only when he's older. I believe a few clans or some members would still be kept as fighters to protect the village or take smaller jobs as bodyguards and stuff.

Hear me out... Lee as a mail man! Which is the equivalent of a marathon runner! Imagine his attitude at making sure everyone got their letters and messages on time!

I think Tenten would switch places with Gaara and get herself some internship in Suna working with Kankuro and puppets~

[historicfailure]

The second part of the night leaves you with nothing but surprises - and with a painful realization.

~ X ~

Hey there! It's so great to see how you guys enjoy this. I have plans for this, I swear, and it's so good to see that you guys enjoy this much. Thank you all for the lovely comments, they mean so much to me! Hopefully, you will also like this chapter, as it brings a bit of necessary movement into the story ;D

~ X ~

Minato wasn’t only a great boss, but also a fantastic cook. Both lasagnas were absolutely divine, and as you gave the chef your compliments, Minato also proved to be as humble as everyone always said. Conversing with the two bosses was so pleasant, you even about forgot Kakashi, who was as silent as the cold winter; never saying a word or interrupting in any way, just eating his food and staring at his plate whenever you threw a glance at him. And it wasn’t too bad. Honestly, it was quite nice, to not worry the entire time about him saying something incredibly arrogant, annoying or asinine.��

However, when Minato pulled out the tiramisu from the fridge and Kushina refilled all the glasses of wine around the table, just when she returned from bringing Naruto to bed, the atmosphere changed. You could feel it, in the way the air thickened, in the way Minato coughed into his hand while straightening his back, in the way Kushina sat a bit more upright, hands folded on top of the table, and most noticeably: in the way Kakashi reacted. Even though he had been silent already for most of the meal, it seemed like he wanted to completely vanish from the face of earth. Making himself as small as possible in his chair, arms crossed over his chest, and even beneath the table, you felt his leg bump into your shin as he crossed them. 

Only barely, you were able to stop yourself from rolling your eyes. Oh, please. What a baby. Don’t want to listen to how you get wrecked by your bosses, huh?

After all the bullshit he put you through, you were surely allowed to be a tiny bit smug, right? 

“So…” Kushina was the first to speak up. She took another sip of her wine, her eyebrows weakly twitching upwards, only to throw a tiny smile into your direction. “As pleasant as this evening has been so far, I think, there’s a more pressing matter at hand.”

“Indeed.” Without giving the pain in your side another glance, you nodded. Maybe, the wine already rose to your head, otherwise you wouldn’t have sounded so happy about it. 

Beside you, Kakashi sunk a little bit further into his chair. Good. Very good. Exactly what he deserved. 

“Yes,” Minato added, a little smile tugging at his mouth, “the reason is to discuss how we can clear up this mess.” 

“Sounds good to me.” Again, you glanced at Kakashi. He still stared full of stubborn intent down onto the table, not moving one bit. You even had the feeling he didn’t blink once, just staring at the pattern of the wood without seeing one bit of it. 

Kushina noticed, too. Reaching over the corner of the table, she poked the silent man into the shoulder. “Hey. Quit being such a grump.”

Kakashi grunted, but didn’t react further. Again, the woman poked him: the sharp fingernail digging into the curve of his shoulder. “Hey. I said, stop it. You’re acting like you’re five years old again.”

“I don’t,” was the muffled response. 

“Oh yes, you are.” Minato shook his head, the blond bangs framing his face swinging weakly with the movement. “Will you sit properly at the table? Please?”

For a very long moment, Kakashi didn’t react. Then, accompanied by a long, exasperated sigh, the man-child uncrossed his arms and pushed himself upright. Still kind of slumping in his chair, but now somehow sitting a bit more like an adult, Kakashi still refused to look at anyone or anything but the table. 

The atmosphere had now noticeably changed. Almost uncomfortable, especially with the way Minato and Kushina scolded Kakashi. Like they were his parents. Your curiosity rose alongside with your feeling of being trapped in the dean’s office from your old schooldays. Definitely not the typical boss - troublemaking star-worker you expected. There was something more afoot here. 

“Well,” Kushina said, not without throwing another disappointed glare into Kakashi’s direction, “we just wanted to make sure that everything is going well. You both,” another poised glare at Kakashi, “were assigned to the Akatsuki campaign, and not only because the campaign needs to be another success, but also because we want to have a peaceful working environment.”

“For us,” Minato seamlessly interjected, “and for the other people on the floor. But also for you guys, as of course, Kakashi is one of our leading creative workers, and you, (Y/N), are one of our best and most reliable sources of data. And we also liked your own ideas in your application, just so you know that one, too.”

At that sudden compliment, you could feel the blood rising to your face. All of a sudden, the room was too hot. Way too hot. That Minato would ever comment on the silly little projects you worked on and added on a whim to your application was simply and utterly insane. Especially in front of Kakashi.

Another careful glance at him, and you knew you were screwed. For so long, he had avoided looking remotely in your direction, but now, his dark eyes were scrutinizing you from the side. Like he saw you in a kind of new light, not entirely new, but fresh enough to catch his interest. Quickly, you looked away again, but you still could feel how his eyes took you in, took you really in, before settling onto the hard wood of the table again. 

“The point is,” thankfully, the other two didn’t seem to notice the quick and silent exchange between Kakashi and yourself, so Minato pushed right onward, “that the constant fighting is throwing wrenches into the… working atmosphere.”

“What Minato wants to say,” Kushina added, “that we have gotten… not necessarily complaints, but… requests to intervene.”

“What?” you blurted out. 

“Yes,” the other woman nodded solemnly, “other employees have noticed the rising tension between the two of you.”

How some of your co-workers couldn’t notice that something was amiss between Kakashi and you would forever be a mystery to you. Again, he pretty much made your business public by announcing at a meeting that he didn’t want to work with you. 

Without adding any comment, both of your eyebrows rose slightly. Kushina noticed, nodding towards you as she turned her attention towards Kakashi. “And in my mind, (Y/N) is totally in the right, when it comes to a certain situation which broke the camel’s back. You know that it was absolutely unnecessary to announce your displeasure at working with her at the meeting, out in the open, and questioning her work and indirectly, her work ethics.”

“We expect more of you, Kakashi.” Minato shook his head again. “We know you can do better.”

Kakashi didn’t say anything. So, the adults at the table pushed further, and you were more than happy to witness the glorious harping of one Kakashi Hatake, all the while being wined and dined by your bosses. Why again did you think this dinner would be a bad idea? 

“Kakashi, we’ve been over this. You can’t act like a brat all the time.” Kushina moved out of her chair, rounded the corner and stood beside him. Uncomfortably close for a boss to stand beside an employee, but when she placed a hand on his shoulder, that was even worse. “We care about you. You know that.”

“Hn.” Kakashi didn’t react more than that to the words or the hand on his shoulder. Your eyes grew as big as saucers as you watched how Kushina went even further than that. With a low sigh, she kneeled down beside the chair in which Kakashi sat, her hand sliding down to take his arms to uncross them. Then, like that wasn’t a lawsuit to happen already, she took one of his unresponsive hands, lacing their fingers together like they were lovers. “It would be lovely to hear an explanation from you for your behavior, but because I know you won’t give me one, I’ll settle for an earnest, sincere apology to (Y/N). And don’t give me that look, Kakashi,” she instantly retorted when he groaned audibly, “you will apologize, and you will explain some of this situation to her as well, as I’m sure she’s confused as hell right now.” 

You sure as hell were confused. Maybe it was just the wine, or the overall situation, but making sense of said situation seemed impossible without a whiteboard and some good old colorful markers drawing nice little shapes and arrows to explain everything.

Or, hell, a good talk could also do the trick. 

Kushina let go of Kakashi’s hand and sighed loudly. When she turned her attention to you, you couldn’t help but sit up a bit straighter, your face, which was warmed by the alcohol, warming up even further. 

“I’m so sorry for the trouble Kakashi has given you,” she started, “but I’m asking you also to listen to him and hopefully, you find that forgiving him is actually quite easy.”

“Who knows,” Minato piped up, “you might get along just fine in the end.”

Before you could protest, Kushina already shot her husband a small glare. “That’s a bit of a far stretch. For now, it’s about understanding, talking,” she lightly kicked Kakashi in the shin, which he answered with a weak grunt, “and foremost, apologizing.”

With that, she turned around and gathered some of the plates in her hands. Before you knew it, you also moved out of your seat, but when you tried to gather some plates as well, Kushina only shook her head and smiled. 

“No need. Just… go and talk. We’ve got this mess here handled.” 

And like this, you had no more excuses. This strange mix of emotions, the curiosity at the circumstances, the overall weirdness of the relationship between Minato, Kushina and Kakashi, the strange understanding between them and their insistence that this was not a formal case of bullying in the workplace, but almost something akin to a bratty schoolboy whose pranks went too far. 

Your train of thought got interrupted when Kakashi suddenly moved. Without batting an eyelash, he stood up and turned on his heels. He paused for a split second, all the while still not looking at you, only to jerk his head awkwardly into the direction of the door. 

A more than stupid invitation to follow him. Alright, you would play along. Fine. With another roll of your eyes, you followed the man out into the hallway. But instead of turning towards the front door, Kakashi turned the opposite way, down the hallway and further inside the home of your boss. Casually, like this was just another day in the park for him. Or like he had been here a few times already. 

Cautiously, you continued to follow him. Still, no word was spoken between the two of you, and like hell you would open this conversation yourself. It was his turn to speak up; his turn to open his mouth and speak, when he hadn’t spoken the entire fucking night. 

Kakashi abruptly turned towards an almost hidden door to the right. You nearly stumbled into him, glaring when you barely managed to stop. 

The door was like any other door in the hallway: a rich, dark brown, with a handle made out of brushed, blind metal and shimmering weakly in the light of the hallway. You watched how Kakashi struggled for a moment, only for his whole body to slump into itself and for his hand to lay on top of the handle. Like he had given up on resisting and just went with whatever Kushina told him.

The door swung open, slowly and enticingly, at the same time. You leaned forward, way too curious to wait for the door to fully open to catch just a glimpse of that mystery room. 

The first thing you noticed was the carpet in the room. Dark, with dark-blue swirls interrupting the rest of the fabric, yet oddly comforting and spreading out far into the room. One look at Kakashi, who just weakly gestured towards the door frame, and you stepped forward. 

His smell overwhelmed you in the split second you stepped over the doorstep. The mixture of sandalwood, minty soap and something else, heavy and sultry and spicy, filled every bit of air you breathed in, as you stood there and let your eyes roam around every inch you could see. 

The small, single bed in one corner immediately jumped into your vision. Dark-grey covers, dark-grey cushions and a black throw blanket covering most of the bed, but there was a small, worn-down and obviously well-loved plush dog sitting in the corner of the bed, closest to the pillow. There was a pinboard hanging above the bed, almost entirely covered with pictures over pictures, but you stood too far away to make out who was immortalized on this small photo-collage. To your right was a small, minimalistic desk, but so cluttered and covered with papers, you could barely make out anything else but the messy scrawl which had burned itself into your brain. 

It was so obvious that this was Kakashi’s room. But why did he have his own room at the house of his bosses? Was he some kind of slave to them? A part-time babysitter for Naruto when his marketing campaigns sucked? 

“There,” Kakashi muttered in your back, “my dark secret.”

“Secret,” you snorted as your eyes roamed over the neatly framed posters of hand-drawn art decorating the walls, “and what kind of secret that is.”

“Nothing else to say?”

“Just a few questions. For how long has it been like…” You gestured around the room, then to him, before your hands fell back to your sides. “Like this?”

He shrugged, only now also stepping into the room. His naked feet made no sound on the dark carpet. “A few years. Since I was… twelve? Thirteen, maybe.”

And he was now… what, maybe 26? 27? Even though you tried to not think about your bosses as evil enslavers, this room and Kakashi being pretty nonchalant about his situation made you think the worst. And how the fuck did they even meet? Or did they just pick up a strange kid from the orphanage? In your mind, you pictured a way younger Kakashi, with too big teeth, chubby cheeks and adorably cute for the puckered up asshole he would later become in life, overshadowed by the sinister darkness oozing out of Kushina and Minato.

No, nooo. Come on, that’s just bullshit.

Your imagination is doing overtime.

There has to be a reasonable explanation for this.

“And,” you took another look around the room, noting the clean state of everything, as well as a small bag with clothing sitting on a massive armchair, “they are… what exactly to you?”

Kakashi shrugged. “I mostly call them by their names. Why?”

You breathed deeply in. “Okay, I see that we’re not really getting anywhere with this, so I’m just fucking asking. What is happening here? What are our bosses to you, personally? Why the fuck do you have a room in their enormous flat,” you gestured around, arms flapping like the wings of a useless bird, “Like, holy shit, is this some kind of weird indoctrination into a cult in which I have to be a slave? Do I have to service them, lick their boots even more? Do I also have to live here now?”

“How much wine did you have at dinner?”

“Definitely a bit too much.”

“Mhm.” He nodded, only to shrug again. “Nothing of the cult-sort. I’m adopted.”

Your mind spun a bit further, only to come to a screeching halt. Yeah. Adoption was definitely more plausible than them being involved in a cult. After a short pause, you nodded, only to continue with a slightly calmed mind. “Okay, yeah. That’s… that makes sense.”

“Oh, does it?”

“Yeah.” You rolled your eyes at his tone. “I know, the cult-thing was a bit too hasty. But come on, what was I supposed to think?”

“Well, for starters, anything normal would have been nice.” He clicked his tongue, but before you could hiss at him in return, he turned towards the armchair. Without looking at you, he brushed past you and sank into the massive cushions with a deep, long sigh. “Yes, yes. I’m an asshole, an idiot, and love devouring puppies for breakfast, lunch and dinner.”

You crossed your arms over your chest. Indeed, you had been ready to hurl insults at him, but fair enough. That was probably by now a bit repetitive. Too easy to figure out. 

Before you could react, Kakashi continued, with his eyes closed and head dropping backwards against the backrest. “My dad died back when I was ten. Went through a few foster families before Minato and Kushina took me in. Since then, they let me live with them.”

There, no grand reveal, no big speech, no big dump of background info. Just plainly stating the facts without embellishing them, like it was no big deal. But it made so much sense in the scheme of things. 

Their familiarity with each other, the closeness, Naruto being so infatuated with Kakashi — he was basically his big brother — made so much sense. Just one small thing.

“And how come you work with them now?”

He sighed; a big exasperated sigh telling you that he expected this particular question sooner or later. “I work with them because I want to. Because they have a good firm with good creative people, because I like the benefits and their money. I didn’t get in because of my relationship with them.”

“Hey, a little bit of nepotism never hurt anybody but the ones not involved.”

“And that’s exactly why I don’t go out and brag about them.” His eyes snapped open, with his head propping up to look you in the eyes, with a look which you had never seen on him. “They are good people. Fuck, they didn’t even know I applied to them under a fake name and picture because I knew they would probably give my name more consideration. They judged my application for my skills alone, not my name or my face.” 

It sounded like he had that speech prepared, years and years, before you even asked the question. A defense for all the people who would find out about that particular circumstance, and together with the hard look in his eyes, he seemed prepared for everything. 

Just for a second, you could glimpse behind that facade. If that wasn’t his inner teenager jumping out, ready to lash out against the world as he felt wronged by the perception of the people around him, namely you. Without thinking, you put your hands up as a sign of you giving up.

“Alright, it’s fine. No need to explain it to me more.” 

“Feels like I had to.”

“Not really my place to judge, is it? Besides,” your mouth ran off while your brain still tried to find words or even comprehend what you were saying, “you are a marketing-genius, after all. The last Akatsuki-campaign, that wasn’t your face or your name, just… you. So, even if someone were to point out your connection to Minato and Kushina now, they would have to eat shit.”

“My.” Kakashi’s little chuckle sent shivers down your spine, for reasons you pushed entirely onto your tipsiness. “Was that a compliment?”

“Possibly, and you will never hear another one from me again.”

When Kakashi chuckled again, you couldn’t really deny smiling to yourself. It was nice, bickering like this. The tension from before was gone, blown away by the revelation. 

Kakashi had been adopted by Minato and Kushina. Lived with them since he was a teenager. He was an orphan. Of course, they were physically close, even though Kakashi seemed to bear it more than accept the closeness. Of course, Naruto knew him so well, jumped into his arms and chatted excitedly about his toys and friends with him.

However…

“That’s all nice and dandy,” you breathed in, locking onto his slumped form in his armchair, “but doesn’t explain why you’re such an asshole to me. Was it something I did? Something I said?”

Instantly, the relaxed posture of his tensed up. All of a sudden, the man couldn’t meet your eyes, all too interested in the carpet in which he dug his feet with a vigor you had usually seen only on dogs chasing after a steak. 

Or a dog being scared by the vet. One of the two. 

But you wouldn’t let that slide anymore, couldn’t let it slide. Not when you were this close to get some real answers, as he apparently was more talkative today — if now because of the threats by his parents or because he himself had a little bit too much wine, you didn’t care. You had to use this to your advantage and find out as much as possible! 

Again, you shrugged, before crossing your arms over your chest. “If it’s something I said to you, if I annoyed you when coming up to you and fangirling, then I apologize. Alright? I apologize if that is what gets you off my case.”

“It… it wasn’t that.”

“Then what else? Because you were an asshole from the get-go.”

Kakashi huffed lowly. “Can’t really argue with that, I guess.”

“Then, why? Why be so rude and pissy and…”

“Bastardly?”

“Yeah, that too.” You looked at him, trying to make out if he made a joke or not. “I just don’t… really understand. And still would like to.”

He groaned lowly. “And yet again, can’t really argue with that.”

Though, he still wasn’t answering. You waited, and waited, and waited a bit longer for good measure, but it soon became apparent Kakashi wasn’t willing to give anything away. Huffing and rolling your eyes to the heavens, you crossed your arms over your chest. 

“Fine. Then don’t tell me. Just say if you will try to be civil or not.”

At that, Kakashi perked up. “I will. If you try as well.”

“I’m not-!” You stopped and bit your tongue. His eyebrows rose in silent question, and in a spout of atypical realization, you rolled your eyes again, this time in exasperated agreement. “Fine. I may have also played a part in some… arguments. A small one. Miniscule, even.”

“How unusually agreeable of you. Sorry”, he immediately interjected as you were about to hiss at him for his comment. “Last comment. I promise.”

“That would be for the better”, you huffed. 

The silence stretching into eternity afterward was perhaps even more uncomfortable than the last one. Now, that you couldn’t really snap at him anymore, what was left? Making awkward jokes about the weather? 

“So…” Kakashi hummed. “Nice night we have, right? Not too hot, not too cold.”

For a long moment, you just looked at him. Could really only look at him, as the sheer absurdity of the situation crashed into you. There you were, in your bosses amazing home, with their two sons, one of them adopted and a disgustingly big thorn in your side, and even though you didn’t know the reason why exactly he harbored some kind of silly dislike for you, at least he promised to try and behave. 

This was truly your life, and it felt like a fucking romantic comedy. 

Instead of breaking into laughter, instead of having a mental breakdown, instead of doing anything rash and impulsive, you swallowed all of your instincts down, and merely smiled at the man. “Yeah. It’s… it’s nice tonight.”

Nothing was really cleared up. There were still so many questions left unanswered, but most of the time, life wasn’t like a neat little novel or movie, with all the strings tied up and well-connected. More often than not, there were loose ends, and you were the one having to decide what to do with those strings. This one, you could and probably should ignore, as not knowing what exactly Kakashi’s problem was probably the safest option. 

“I guess,” you spoke up, still smiling a little, “we’re done for the night then?”

Kakashi shrugged. “I guess so. That was probably their plan, anyway.”

“Us trying to get along?”

“Yes.”

“And…” You tried to be nice here, just this once. To try it out. “Any more plans for the night?”

If he noticed your efforts, he didn’t let it show. He just groaned as he pushed himself out of the armchair, all of a sudden towering over you when the entire talk, you were able to look down on him. Quickly, you took a tiny step backwards. Otherwise, he was way too close, all of a sudden. 

“I don’t know. Maybe I stay here for a bit longer, catch up with Minato and Kushina.”

“If you stay the night, Naruto will probably be happy.” You had no idea where that came from, but from the bottom of your heart, you knew it was true. But fuck, that observation was probably a few steps too far. “Sorry. I shouldn’t have said anything.”

“No, no. It’s alright. And you’re right.” Kakashi sighed weakly. “He would be indeed overjoyed to see me in the morning.” 

“You don’t sound that excited about the prospect.”

“If you’re excited about a little boy using you as a trampoline, then please, go ahead.” Kakashi bowed his head a little. 

You were so close to again snap at him for the comment, as you felt like it was sarcasm, but stopped yourself just in time. No, that hadn’t been mean-spirited. If you really thought about it, it just had been a simple comment, continuing the conversation with a bit of humor and exasperated fondness for the young child. 

Nothing else.

“I don’t think,” you started slowly, every word on your tongue weighing heavily on your mind, “I would appreciate him rearranging my bones and intestines that way. So sorry for that.”

A low hum came from him, obviously satisfied with your answer. “See? I like my bones where they are, unharmed and not broken into pieces by a small boy’s feet.”

“Very understandable.” With a low sigh, you nodded towards the door. “I should get going then. It’s late.”

Kakashi hummed nonchalantly. Nothing but sheer understanding for the situation, which was a nice change in itself. No arguing. Though, you had no idea what to say now that you were left without the annoyance with him which usually would have filled the silence between the two of you. But there was one thing you just had to ask, and the question just tumbled out of your mouth to push aside the uncomfortable silence.

“Why did you ask me to work with you earlier?”

You had no idea what to expect. If Kakashi would answer or if he would clam up. It could go either way. So it was pretty interesting to watch his expression while you waited for an answer. 

At first, the man fell silent. His eyes flickered away, just for a split second, only to come back to your face. He needed a few seconds, but when he spoke up, his voice was calm and measured, every syllable as valuable as gold. 

“I didn’t want anyone to know that Minato and Kushina are my parents.”

“But…” You sighed weakly. “But why?”

He shrugged. “To avoid explaining all of this. To avoid being accused of nepotism. And would you like to be reprimanded by your parents in front of a colleague? I thought, if we could act like we cleared everything by ourselves, they wouldn’t force me to explain every little sad detail like I was still a bratty little teenager.”

“Oh, you grew out of that stage? Sorry,” you winced weakly, “that was my last comment.”

But to your surprise, Kakashi chuckled weakly. “Only fair. So… enough of all of that. We cleared our grievances, and we can work together from here on out.”

“Yeah. Sounds good to me.”

You really couldn’t wish for more than that. Still, when you said your goodbyes to Minato and Kushina, while you defended yourself from another glass of wine, when you left their apartment and caught your first undisturbed deep breath in the safety of the elevator, you couldn’t shake the gut feeling that, even though Kakashi answered your question, he still didn’t tell you the entire truth. 

But you couldn’t prove it, and really, it wasn’t your issue to deal with. The most important part was the safety of your job. Nothing else mattered.

Only when you stood outside, the brightly lit building looming far above your head, you noticed what Kakashi did. Or, to be more precise, what he didn’t fucking do.

This fucking bastard never apologized for putting you through the wringer. 

“That… fuck.” You didn’t know what you expected after this evening. But surely not this, with Kakashi again having the upper hand, even after being told to apologize by both his bosses and his parents, after him being forced to show a bit more of the person behind the asshole, after making you agree to being civil around each other, he still came out of this without a meaningful apology for what he did to you.

For another long moment, you stared at the building behind you, before climbing into your car, stomach filling with frustration and anger. Your hands clenched around the steering wheel, knuckles turning white from the force, before you started the engine with a forceful turn of the key in the ignition and a bite to your lips.

I still don’t have to like him, I just have to work with him. And if he just lets me be, and we can focus on the project, then everything will be alright.

You snarled silently as you pulled out of the parking spot, controlling your boiling anger just enough to remember that being caught by the police with alcohol in your blood system would be awful. Maybe some of the cool night air would help. Rolling the window on the driver’s side down, you breathed in through your nose and out of your mouth, maintaining the last shred of your dignity and a shard of your broken pride. 

No more interactions with him. No more fights. Just no more trouble.

Fingers crossed. 

~ X ~

“And?” Kushina asked as Kakashi entered the living room again. “Will you stay the night?”

“I just might. It’s late, Pakkun is taken care of by Gai, and the drive would be long.” Kakashi shrugged weakly. “Besides, Naruto will be beside himself when he sees me tomorrow.”

She laughed at that, the throaty well-known sound being carried into every corner of the room, even over the soft whirring of the dishwasher. “Oh, I bet. So good to have you, but you know that you’re always welcome.”

“Still nice to hear it once in a while.”Kakashi answered, shrugged, only to look at Minato, who was melting into the couch by now. “I will make breakfast tomorrow. Is French toast okay?”

“More than okay. You know I won’t say no to your cooking.” Minato sighed out, while letting his shoulders roll. “Is everything cleared up, though? No more complaints about a fight fluttering into my office?”

“Everything is alright.” 

“What was that about, anyway? I can’t remember the last time you did your hazing.”

“I didn’t exactly “haze” her.”

“Tell that Obito. Or Gai. Or Rin, but you stopped on your own there, so it doesn’t really count.” Kushina shrugged as Kakashi glared at her. “I’m just stating the facts. Statistically speaking, all the people you somehow like are going through some hazing. Which still doesn’t make it right, by the way.”

Better not to answer that. Or say anything, as Kakashi knew that she was right. He definitely had a problem with approaching new people. His therapist told him nearly every session. 

That didn’t mean though that he was doing the same again. He had enough friends, enough people which cared about him, enough family-!

Well, there could never be enough people to care. He had to learn this lesson early enough in life, after all. 

But not her. No, absolutely not. Even though he already did some stupid shit to her, there was no particular reason for it, thus he could stop anytime with that. Simple. 

Alright, maybe there was a tiny, stupid reason for it, but nothing big. 

Yeah, no. Kakashi weakly sighed and shook his head. He couldn’t even convincingly lie to himself, how the fuck would he be able to lie to Kushina without ratting himself out? 

“I don’t know what you mean”, he said instead.

“Mhm.” Kushina raised her eyebrows. “Sure, you have no idea.”

“Absolutely none.”

“Well, whatever it is,” Minato smiled that same unbearably gentle smile Kakashi knew all too well, “it’s good that it’s cleared up, and we talk like adults with each other now. Alright?”

He shrugged. “Alright.” 

So, he just had to be nice from now on. Easy, right? Easy enough. Well, nicer than he was already, but actually showing it to another person… Dangerous territory. On the inside, Kakashi sighed again, but didn’t show it to his parents. Instead, he just shook his head with a mocking grin, stood up from the couch in the living room, hugged Kushina from the side, hugged Minato as well, only to wave over his shoulder once more before he left the room. 

Time to hit the hay. He had to be on his toes in the morning, after all, and be ready to show a different side from him to you, too.

[thekingwhereitallends]

My Naruto AU Headcanons:Itachi Uchiha

Itachi was trained by Minato and learnt Flying Thunder God jutsu from him. Itachi also figured out how to add Fire Style to Rasengan,and taught Minato how to add his chakra transformation to it,which was Lightning Style.

Minato is the only one throughout history to teach FTG to two of his successors:Genma Shiranui and Itachi Uchiha.

Kushina spent quite lots of time with Itachi after Obito's death. She is one of main reasons Itachi is not just so great at casting sealing jutsus but legendary Talk-no-Jutsu as well.

This skills were useful against Mangetsu and Mei,as he slowly guided them to light. They went from rivals to enemies to comrades and to friends.

Minato died with his head resting on lap of 5 years old Itachi,poking on the uchiha prodigy's forehead in his last moments.

Itachi's best friend and soulmate is Mangetsu(INFJ),who is complete opposite of Suigetsu(ESTP). They are so intimate it's unreal for most people.

Mangetsu is a very affectionate person who likes to depend on Itachi,often hugs him and lightens his mood. The irony of this is that Mangetsu wanted to kill Itachi so bad for 4 years. INTJ X INFJ=Golden Pair

Sometimes,Tsume teased Itachi,asking him to go on a date with Hana. Hana scolded her mother once she told Itachi "Afraid us half-canine anomalies would taint your noble uchiha blood?" Which earned her a shocked expression on Itachi's face,who just said "What?"

Ayame liked to cook for Itachi and waited for him whenever he came back from a mission. Itachi believes Ayame to be one of the best chefs in the village. He encouraged Ayame, who genuinely thought Itachi's good enough to match her.

Itachi mentored Yugao for two weeks after Shisui's death. By the end of the training session,She had mastered 4 different kenjutsu styles and significantly enhanced her physical prowess. Danzo originally wasn't gonna let Itachi do it,but Itachi said he'll make sure konoha will have one of the absolute best swordsmen ever. He succeeded.

Out of all Akatsuki members,Itachi enjoyed Konan's company the most. Konan would visit him once in a while,and prevents the illness from paralyzing him. She kept it a secret. She was like an elder sister to him.

Deidara's death hit Itachi hard. While the former had beef with the later,They mutually respected each other and got to hang out a few times. Deidara sensed Itachi's sadness and could empathize with him. Deidara missed Kurotsuchi badly. Itachi never slept ever since Mangetsu died under full moon. Deidara occassionaly lied beside him,staring at the moon and stars.

[tamelee]

hiii tamelee what's your favourite anime? im gonna assume that it's naruto so if that's wrong lemme know but aside from naruto, what's your favorite anime? p.s. i loved your recent sasuke art so pretty <3

yaaay thankyou! 🥰 Naruto, the Anime is both my favorite and least favorite 😌 I think Death Note is still on top when it comes to genius storytelling tbh. *chefs kiss* Anime sorta ruined the second part though. Not sure if I can pick an all-time favorite and many I haven't finished yet. I do really enjoy JJK, MHA, SNK, KNY, Vinland Saga (OST's!!!), Blue Lock and Haikyuu all for very different reasons. See, I'm not that adventurous here >< (imo things become mainstream for a reason though... 🤷🏻‍♀️) Bleach is definitely an honorable mention, I just stopped watching at some point, but I'd like to pick it up again sometime. They do have the best character designs- just brilliant! Tokyo Revengers I LOVE, but that's not because of the story. It's more in an I-accept-your-flaws-endearingly-kinda way, because I relate to it a lot for some reason and there are some great characters. Chainsaw Man is awesome in many ways, especially the animation holy shit, but the story... doesn't really grab me (yet?). Assassination Classroom had some really good moments, the concept is interesting- great ending too. Death Parade is very enjoyable and definitely one I'd recommend. I remember Tower of God had some great moments ^^!

[firstdivisiongirl]

Tuesday Confessions

I decided I’m going to let you all know a little bit about me that no one really knows:

I really enjoy Doflamingo and Law as characters. They are both so complex and just interesting. The relationship between the two is so well written and it’s just…wow. Don’t get me wrong, every character and relationship in this story is great, but their’s just hits different for me!

I know I’ll get a ton of hate for this. I CAN’t STAND NARUTO. I only enjoy like five characters (Kakashi, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Rock Lee and Shikamara)

The random kid Pirates stories were actually inspired by my sister’s commentary when I tell her about one piece.

On wattpad, for my friend’s birthday like 9 years ago (yes I’m old), she wanted me to help her write a One Direction fan fic where her and I met them. It was so bad! I’d write a normal fluffy fanfic chapter and then she’d write the next chapter and BOOM, evil twin or something weird that made no sense!!!! I had to adapt to these, which was awful to do as a writer. Don’t ask me the name, I don’t remember it. Plus, IT NEEDS TO DIE!!!

My favorite one piece ship is Sabo x Koala.

My sister and I have anime character nicknames for each other based on personality. She calls me Koala (OP) and I call her Geto (JJK). It’s her bangs that creates that nickname!

Any time I create an OC, their birthday is a nod to someone in their life or their story. Ex. Colette (Lettie) my OC with Sanji, who is a pastry chef, is born on October 14 which is National Dessert Dayy

[everfascinated]

Hii! I saw your great chefs in Naruto post, I would like to inquire about the sand siblings team? I'm just a great fan and I like your take but I'm just curious!

Hello! Sure! Let me just grab their pic so people don't have to reference the Great Chefs of Naruto post directly:

Our Chefs:

Gaara - Figured out how to cook some things because everyone was either too scared to feed him or tried to kill him via food. He'd get an okay score except he gets sand in Literally Everything. Gaara cannot tell that this is bad, he thinks it is normal and good, so everything he makes has sand grit.

Score: 3/10 He is trying his best but long term consumption for others will grind their teeth to nothing, do not recommend

Temari - Learned for similar reasons as Gaara but with less fear towards herself (as it's more links to her brother and the Kazekage instead of the extremely murderous bits), so she can actually get lessons. Her stuff is good, but extremely spicy.

Score: 8/10 Pretty good stuff but spices may be covering flaws

Kankurō - While actively eating his food, people have said that it tastes good with a nice blend of flavors even if the textures are a bit off. The problem comes later because he cannot cook without poisoning the food. Literally everything he makes goes towards building up or maintaining his immunities and he cannot figure out why everyone else hates his food. At best people get simple food poisoning if they happen to be immune to all of his current poison selections at worst they need to be rushed directly to the hospital. This guy has a body count for his dishes - an unintentional one which is the really shameful part

Score: 1/10 Probably survivable if you're ready for a trip to the ER but try not to eat it

Thanks for asking! If you or anyone feels differently I'd love to hear it because this is so fun!

[vodkassassin]

:3c Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love❤

1.

and i’m reminded of the simple life (where I work and just be used) (SVSSS) Shang Qinghua

It’s my Shang Qinghua superwhump fic with an overlaying plot that evolved from a one shot I had written one morning over coffee before work a few years ago. I never anticipated it growing into something of this scale. Through this fic, I’ve been able to explore certain characters and their motivations and behaviors in ways I wouldn’t in other stories. It’s great fun for me <3

2.

Shakespeare in the Park (Skyrim) Dominic Moriah (OC)

My good old insert-OC Dominic and his adventures in Skyrim, transmigration gamer style. This one is a story I’ve been working off and on for YEARS and I still have so much planned for it. I’ve barely even started m. The fact i have gotten so many comments on this fic along the lines of “I don’t even go here (skyrim) but I love this story” is mind boggling. I hope my writing was able to inspire someone to play the game at least once 👀

Plus, Dominic as a character is just so much fun to write. And, gratifyingly, I have been told he’s also very fun to read.

3.

Ear to the Wall (Naruto) Hatake Kakashi

Ah, my baby. One of my most successful fics ever. Topping the charts of my statistics. Raking in the bread (I wish lmao).

The fact that this story, too, started from just a one shot of a vague idea I had one day and somehow snowballed into this absolute monstrosity that so many people love is what I live for as a writer. So many people nuts enjoy reading about sick baby Kakashi tumbling blindly through his own time travel fix-it, and it breathes life into me every day.

4.

above, and beyond, and below (MDZS) Su She (OC-Insert)

Genuinely I am so proud of the way I’ve written this story. I can reread it and come across barely any points in which I feel like rewriting, which is rare! The pacing, the emotion, the character voices, the implications of future plot points… I wanna chef kiss myself with tongue for the great job I’ve been doing with this story.

Plus, the amount of people who have raged at me for making them cry with this one specifically is how I survive in this cold and cruel world 💖

5.

bundle up tight (American Dragon Jake Long) Jake

Listen, this fandom could use some new blood. Not people, I mean, just stories — I mean, the world building potential alone! It deserves more attention. The sandbox is unlimited and there’s room for more people to build castles next to my small and humble home.

I’ll come back myself and read this one, and it always brings me joy. Nostalgia paired with my own ideas in writing it just makes me feel cozy.

Honorable mentions:

Pelsitheos (Percy Jackson) Percy [time travel, canon overhaul, character motivation focus, collecting adoptable characters] WIP

cornered animals bear their teeth (SVSSS) Shang Qinghua [throat tearing, badass SQH, infatuated MBJ, just 😏] COMPLETE

Attempt #2 (Trash of the Count’s Family) Cale Henituse|Kim Rok Soo [protective papa Eruhaben, best big brother Alberu, Cale Henituse Protection Squad] COMPLETE

[amethystamaranth]

SNS Fic Recs Part II

My end of summer gift:

As said on my last rec, these are in no particular order

If you love these too plz message me I need someone to scream about these with

Anw hope you guys enjoy!

After The World Fell Down by zephyras13, 36k  https://archiveofourown.org/works/217460 

Given Summary: Naruto has been fighting a war for the life of his neighborhood for the past four years, with no end in sight. His world is violent, arbitrary, and ruthless, but it is simple. It makes sense. And then Uchiha Sasuke fucks everything up. SN EXCHANGE FIC.

My summary: Listen I never read mafia AUs but I looove this one it deals with overcoming grief and finding light in despair and the characterization is just (chef's kiss) and there’s this intensity that’s so characteristic to them I just--

2. Gloss by Fahye, 2k https://archiveofourown.org/works/758123

Given summary: It begins with the way Sasuke reaches out and picks up Naruto's hand, with the way his lips are dry and smooth and he never even blinks as he pulls Naruto's fingers into his mouth. 

My summary: The characterization!!! I just want to grab people by the shoulders and shove this in their face like THIS IS HOW THEY HAVE SEX 

Also--beautiful language, I still trace out phrases from it on my shower walls that’s how lovely this is 

3. 999 Cranes Down, 1 To Go by RecitedPlay, 4k https://archiveofourown.org/works/46529917 

Given Summary: Sasuke relies on Naruto's hospitality while his arm heals, Naruto's prosthesis fresh and clumsy. Out shopping with Sakura, Naruto spies origami paper and an advertisement featuring the old legend - fold a thousand paper cranes and make a wish. Sakura suggests it as dexterity training for Naruto, but Sasuke can't help but wonder about the wish Naruto will make at the end.

My summary: post-war slice of life, made me Feel Things, great dialogue, domesticity sns style 

4. Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart by dawnstruck, 9k https://archiveofourown.org/works/2608253

Given summary: You reap what you sow. Sasuke plants seeds of doubt. Instead of fighting in the Valley of the End, Sasuke convices Naruto to join him.

My summary: This one is a dark jewel of a fic, a bit messed up but not DDDNE, first part of a series, Sasuke manipulates Naruto into leaving with him at the first vote fight, explores the ways their relationship is altered by only being in each other’s company, one I return to devour over and over again,  

5. Something to Remember Me By by heimai, 83k, https://archiveofourown.org/works/16251461    

Given Summary: Every summer, Naruto visits the sleepy beach town of Oceanview. Easily the best part of the trip is the carnival, set up for three days at the end of August. As summers pass, Naruto finds himself coming back again and again to see the boy at the end of the boardwalk. First, he wants to win the game the boy runs, but it turns into wanting to win Sasuke's heart instead. For some reason, Naruto just can't get him out of his head.

My Summary: SAD ENDING, the only fic to ever capture what childhood feels like, I cried over this and I Never cry over anything wow, one of those fics you are forever changed by, I felt hollowed out, like someone scooped out my insides, also has some of the most beautiful verses I’ve ever read in fic, unbearably beautiful and beautifully unbearable 

6. Stormborn by blackkat, 136k, https://archiveofourown.org/works/1877970 

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. There's a voice on the wind and another lifetime in his head, and it’s time for Uzushio’s Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it’s time to call her people home.)

My Summary: I always have such a difficult time summarizing longer fics, because so much happens over the course of them, but take my word for it this long-fic is worth it! A classic for a reason

7. A World of Truth by luchia, 24k, https://archiveofourown.org/works/649537  

Given Summary: The world is trapped in an illusion which removes anger, hate, and death. It's paradise, giving everyone everything they've ever wanted and reviving anyone they've ever lost. Nearly two years into the illusion, Sasuke snaps back to his senses and must decide whether to keep the world in false bliss, or return it to war-torn reality.

My Summary: Sasuke and Naruto are together in the infinite tsukuyomi, and when you have everything you have ever wanted, are they willing to dismantle the dream and face reality? Yea I know it’s basically the same as the summary above but anything else is a spoiler 

8. Let Go the Tide by GreatLoversLieInHell, 32k, https://archiveofourown.org/works/46708438 

Given Summary: Six months after Itachi's death, Sasuke visits the island her brother used to spend every summer at. All she wants is peace and quiet, to meditate on the future her parents have laid out for her. On her first day there, she meets a girl with wild blonde hair who won't leave her alone.

My Summary: Lesbians sns, surfer AU, The Sea is a principal character in this and as someone who grew up alongside the ocean I appreciate this, sooo beautiful 

9. Of Fire, Water, and Glass by cyberflamingo, 19k https://archiveofourown.org/works/34826755 

Given Summary: “Let me worship you,” Naruto breathed. 

For one long moment, Naruto’s eyes reflected the continuous, lazy rotation of pinwheels. Red against blue. Fate within the unknown. Silence and anticipation. But then the pinwheels faded to black, and Sasuke uttered a phrase that would seal their connection forever. 

“Are you offering yourself?” 

- The god of Misfortune fulfills a child's wish and receives faith, loyalty, and a fellow god in return. 

My summary: see above I cannot describe this without spoilers! Wonderful prose 

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What ships from Naruto do you like, except Kakuhida? I'm asking out of curiosity :)

Also your art makes me want to eat tables!!! RAAH!!!!! (/pos)

This is a surprisingly loaded question because I have so many and some of them span for almost 20 years now.

Also, as usual, disclaimer, since I've seen all the ship wars and holywars, THESE ARE ALL PERSONAL OPINION. PERSONAL OPINION ONLY.

(endless yapping below the cut)

In the past:

My first ship when I was 12 was Pain/Konan, and I think that was the first smut I've ever read like period. I was a big cheerleader of Hinata and Naruto/Hinata because I liked that Hinata just minded her business and stayed in her lane while everyone else was going thru shit (Team 8 had the best work-life balance, I think, they just clocked in and clocked out, no shenanigans). Obviously, Temari/Shikamaru and I loved Neiji/Tenten. I think as a kid these were like really fun dynamics. Once the anime reached the Akatsuki I was all over the Akatsuki LMAO.

But now, as a grown adult, I am almost 99% just KKHD, and Akatsuki ships are like the default absolute truth to me, but recently, I've been obsessed with more Naruto Yuri.

Love Ino/Sakura for that double-income spy who owns a secret flower shop/doctor dynamic; it's just nice. Like I am a firm believer that they could have solved their differences by scissoring or something. Also like, I think their backstory is like an insane missed opportunity (but what's written cannot be unwritten, so whatever) because these pages made me feel like I was reading some kind of josei backstory. Like, go ahead and read these pretending this is not from Naruto, and tell me where do u think this could be from.

Like "pussy from a girl who treats you like a small stupid animal (good until psychic damage hits)"

Like, I would be like, this is either a shoujo manga, or the next page is older Sakura crying in the kitchen with a photo of Ino or something, and then by the end of the story, they, like fuck in the field or something while Sakura is like "I can't believe my toxic female friend from school has 4 fingers up my pussy!", but this could just be projecting, but I still like the ship. On a serious note, Sakura being a crybaby who was picked on would have been a fun opportunity to play with her character and create more empathy for Naruto within her, but her role was more like tying the two characters together, which worked well, but lots of people were salty, but it pushed people to support her character more so it evens out.

Tsunade/Shizune is like my next super fave, especially after rewatching the Tsunade arc. Tsunade's character is just so well done when it comes to how people cope with grief by doing destructive things, I loved it; Kishimoto is fantastic at mature story beats like this weaved between magical ninja fights. But yeah I loved their dynamic like Shizune is essentially her attendant/pet girl/assistant who is extremely loyal to her, but also nagging in a way and also Shizune is just very animated and kinda dorky while Tsunade is a calm mommy- sorry a mature rich woman of status who needs to be taken care of (nearly blacked out writing this). Their back and forth is just chef kiss, too. Honestly, I think that's my favourite Naruto arc; the first part of Naruto is great when it comes to mundane details that I now have more appreciation for.

Their auntie banter!

GODDDDD THAT WAS SO LIKE IT HURTS SEEING OTHERS LIVING THE LIFE YOU DREAM OF

And obviously still love Temari/Shikamaru! I loved that Shikamaru was always very tsundere and going on about how much he hates girls, but deep down is actually like, "Me when a bad bitch tells me to do anything." it's a satisfying way to play with his "character flaw". Seeing him go soft on Temari was like a mini character arc within his already happening character arc during Sasuke's pursuit, like we saw him grow up twice, great stuff!

The entire chapter 235 is just an amazing growth for Shikamaru in elevating the like "men/women" way of thinking to like "what makes a person who they are" way of thinking I really love that. The character is also a great reminder for those afraid of failing btw.

Kakashi/Iruka is my fave, 50% from a historical standpoint; the fact that you can find Kakairu fanfic on Geocities from 2001, and I have some doujins in my collection that are more than 20 years old now is fascinating to me. Love how incredibly loyal the Japanese fans are to Iruka; these guys were holding onto hope for so many years till the Pain arc and then, boom, Studio Pierrot's final Naruto arc!!! It's just incredible fandom history. I love that kinda stuff, love the ship itself too, it's very homey to me, some of the legendary fic they had was fantastic, like entire book's length, incredibly loyal fans.

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1, 3, 7 and 15 for the TOH ask game ^.^

1. What episode got you invested in the show? Why? -Interestingly, it wasn't a particular episode per se... I fell in love with the show because I kept hearing great things about it. Then the Lumity kiss happened (Clouds on the Horizon) and I heard about Huntlow (Any Sport in a Storm) and Shipping violently pulled me into the show like it did with Naruto and Steven Universe.

3. Favorite episode? Why? Ramble as much as you'd like. -Knocking on Hooty's Door. Fate help me, that episode of deep emotions and character development was practically tailor made for me. Especially Eda's part where she dug deep into her subconscious to figure out herself and the Owl Beast. *chef's kiss* masterpiece.

7. Has the show ever made you cry? What scene(s)? -Under normal circumstances, it's really hard to get me to shed tears... But, Flapjack's death hit hard because I've experienced pet death before. Willow's breakdown hit because I've been there, sure. The one that REALLY hit, though, was "The only thing I've ever wanted was to be understood." That one ruined me...

15. Favorite antagonist? Why? -Odalia. Like, don't get me wrong, I like Belos as an antagonist (hate him as a character, the fucking monster,) but Odalia hit a particularly raw nerve for me. My mom was also extremely manipulative and abusive, and Amity defying her and standing up to her gave me some feelings.

Thanks for the asks. I hope more people will fire those questions at me.

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I love every AU where kakashi is like a tired dad desperately trying to hold his team back from causing international incidents. He’s always just so bemused and usually wants to fuck off to become a farmer. A truly scarecrow farmland thing to do if you ask me.

Exhausted Kakashi is such a mood tbh. Like the number of times he would have to scruff the kids to keep them from committing unspeakable crimes while not even looking up from his book is just *chefs kiss*. Just the image of him holding a hissing Naruto under one arm like a football and carrying on a normal conversation like nothing is happening is great. Someone looking at him like

Rando: They’re like eleven. what’s the worst that could happen?

Kakashi: War crimes, most likely.

I could see this to an extent in the Venomous Naruto AU but the answer would always be arson and he is so tired of trying to convince an Uchiha and an Orochimaru-raised Uzumaki to not for like ten seconds.