#greek heroes

[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: Every conversation we have is becoming more and more absurd! You people can do whatever you want with this war... Menelaus: You say "you people" like you're not part of the swear, but i've got news for you - you're already on the Dionysia card.

[the-evil-clergyman]

Ajax and Cassandra by Solomon Joseph Solomon (1886)

[amiti-art]

✨️Apollo and Admetus✨️

Apollo's full design

Admetus' full design

[lenaleviosa]

all the other heroes: *famous because they killed some great monster*

Achilles: *famous because he threw a rage fit after his boyfriend died*

[generouskittentidalwave]

I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.

[athenas-sw0rd]

Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

[godsofhumanity]

Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

[rubynrut]

please take my internet off

[sarafangirlart]

Perseus and Andromeda

[incorrecthomer]

Kidnapper: we have your brother Hector: let me speak with him Kidnapper: go ahead, you're on speaker Hector, to Paris: dumbass

[the-evil-clergyman]

The Golden Fleece by Herbert James Draper (1904)

[apollomes-supremacy]

Perseus 🐍⚔️🏺

[amiti-art]

Apollo helping his boyfriend get a wife be like

Based on this

Apollo's design

Admetus and Alcestis' designs ( +sumary of their myth)

[lenaleviosa]

Okey but imagine what it must have been like for everyone else outside of Achilles and Patroclus in the Trojan war

“Great! We’ve got Achilles here, we’re saved! But who’s that other guy?”

“Right, that’s Patroclus, Achilles’ emotional support human”

~

“Help I’m dying! Achilles help me!”

“Hold on, that guy is standing too close to Patroclus”

~

“Odysseus, Achilles is being unreasonable again.”

“You brought Achilles here??? What did I tell you? We reason with Patroclus and then Patroclus looks pretty and Achilles will listen”

~

“Patroclus died!”

“Ahh, dam it, now we’re gonna loose the war”

[cvmcicle]

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