#greek mythology meme

[pelideswhore]

Odysseus: You knew about this and didn’t tell me?

Patroclus: I don’t have the time to call you every time Achilles has a bad idea.

[bambismoonlight]

Zeus: I love all my children.

Hades: Including the only 4 you have with your wife?

Zeus: Hera and I have 4 kids?

[suzieloveships]

One day I'm going to write a fic like this. But today all I can offer is a meme

[neon-elliot]

Here's a little lesson in trickery!

[realtalkswithfinn]

The Olympians as Vine References

This is from forever ago, but I found it in my drafts and it still makes me giggle. Enjoy.

Zeus: “I said whoever threw that paper, your mom is a hoe.”

Poseidon: “I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.” “I’m not at the beach this is a bathtub-“

Hades: “YOULL BE A DED SONOFABITCH ILL TELL YOU DAT-“

Hera: “for everytime you don’t yell at your kids, put a quarter in your sock and soon you’ll have a weapon to beat-“

Demeter: “Dad look its the good kush.” “It’s the dollar store how good can it be?”

Hephaestus: “this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING LOVE YOU-“

Ares: “I’ll rip your face off, bitch!” “What did he do?” “He fuckin pushed me -“

Athena: “that is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of phlphlphl-“

Apollo: “wOw”

Artemis: “go back to sleep, and starve.”

Hermès: “oh my god they were roommates.”

Dionysius: “two shots of vodka.”

there WILL be a part two.

[dootznbootz]

The Easter Bunny visits and hides little Hatching Helens around your house instead of the little plastic ones.

[life-files]

If you are ever having a bad day, remember that Elpenor in the Odyssey, got drunk, slept on Circe's roof, forgot to use the ladder on his way down, fell, broke his neck and died.

[socoolinmypajamas]

Patroclus should be summonable in Chaldea and become besties with Artemis:

Patroclus: *talking about his exploits in the Troyan War*

Artemis: NO WAY, You killed Bellerophon's grandchild? I killed his daughter!

Patroclus: YOOOOOOO *gives her a sick high five*

***

*both wearing gucci sunglasses and drinking bobba*

Artemis: Being a top is EXHAUSTING.

Patroclus: Preach it to the choir sister, preach it to the choir!

***

Guda: Oh look, Artemis and Patroclus are playing volley!

Mash: ...master, that's not a ball, that's Apollo!

Patroclus: *who's bf was killed because of Apollo's intervention* hahahahaha!

Artemis: *who's bf was also killed because of Apollo's intervention* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

***

Atalanta: *enters the room*

Patroclus: WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?

Artemis: WOOO WOOH WOOH OOOH~!

Atalanta: *leaves the room*

[the-indie-owl]

How the Greek/Roman Gods react to their own Cartoonish Counterparts in the SpongeBob franchise.

[paradisechid800]

Scariest thing to hear in mythology:

"You're more beautiful than Aphrodite"

"And along came Zeus"

"Hera is coming"

"I'm going to go see the oracle"

[mintgalaxia]

This is their relationship

I won't accept criticism

[pelideswhore]

Someone: Greek mythology is boring.

Greek mythology:

[bambismoonlight]

Zeus: I have a job!

Hades: What are the key responsibilities for your job?

Zeus:

Zeus: With no responsibilities, I’m doing my job quite well.

[gaytrojanshit]

it sure led paris to sparta!

[neon-elliot]

Why Are You Running?

[apollinasol]

them 😔