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mytholympus · 2 days

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Dionysus: No, mom, I’m not high. My eyes are red because I’m evil

#incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek myths #greek mythology #greek gods #greek myths #incorrect greek mythology

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leosoralyyn · 6 months

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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

#greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek mythology memes #odysseus #poseidon #greek myth #greek gods #the odyssey

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greekmythcomix · 5 months

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Was just reminded of my stupid Odysseus parody of the Theoden of Rohan meme:

#the odyssey #Odysseus #tagamemnon #greek mythology #meme #greek mythology memes #greek myth #odyssey meme #theoden king of Rohan #9 conversational tricks meme #odyssey

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hades-bat · 1 year

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just imagine a boy flirting with a girl in ancient greece and he tells her "you're prettier than aphrodite" and instead of blushing and saying "thank you" she goes BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND WHY THE F*CK DID YOU SAY THAT DO YOU WANT ME F*CKING DEAD OR WHAT

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katkit-drops-alt · 27 days

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aaaaaaaaaaaa the iliad/odyssey as cat memes aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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generouskittentidalwave · 1 year

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I will never understand how Odysseus has all the braincells while also having none of them at the same exact time. He is an amazing war general and is insanely smart but has the attention span of a rat fuelled by the need to cause chaos simply because he is bored. He can't listen to one thing while getting distracted by the thing he was specifically told not to touch.

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dootznbootz · 2 months

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"The text is all up to interpretation."

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#Fuck Calypso. All my homies hate Calypso.#The place he likes to be is in Penelope and Telemachus' arms btw #Odysseus isn't a fuck boy. He's a fucking SIMP for Penelope. He did not want Circe or Calypso.#I want to make a Paris kidnapping Helen one too but yee. probably a different post.#it's funny because ever since I realized how similar Helen and Odysseus are in their situations anytime I see something like this #I'm like “Shit this fits them both” so yeah :'D #calypso #anti calypso #odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #tagamemnon #greek mythology memes #memes #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #epic the musical

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pelideswhore · 5 months

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Odysseus: You knew about this and didn’t tell me?

Patroclus: I don’t have the time to call you every time Achilles has a bad idea.

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ourpholia · 8 months

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... sorry, i had to

#my art #an old one that i forgor to post over here #sorry achilles darling #it was too tempting #achilles #achilles hades #patroclus #patroclus hades #hades #hades game #hades supergiant #hades fanart #fanart #mythology #greek mythology #greek mythology memes #classical memes #meme

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theoi-crow · 1 month

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The original stoners!

#memes #greek gods #greek mythology #greek mythology memes #medusa #midas touch

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leosoralyyn · 7 months

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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

#greek mythology #greek mythology memes #achilles x patroclus #odysseus #tsoa #patrochilles #Patroclus #the song of achilles #achilles #tagamemnon #hector of troy #trojan war

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princessofopus · 1 year

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“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.

#greek mythology #greek myth #greek mythology memes #incorrect greek mythology #greek myth memes #incorrect greek gods #tsoa #the song of achilles #alexander the great #alexander and hephaistion #patroclus and achilles #patrochilles

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diioonysus · 9 months

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