this job and this stupid screwed up friendship
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hi guys
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Judge: who speedran all these malpractice crimes in 24 hours???
James Wilson:
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didn’t include this in my 2020s house md headcanons but i think house would tell wilson he served cunt at least once. in a really mocking tone, mind you, but he’d say it. i also like to think he’d say slay
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Okay well. House MD is officially the gayest show I've ever watched. It's even gayer than the shows that are actually about gay people.
Wilson is constantly staring at House like a pining teenage girl and House can't stop himself from implying he wants to have sex with Wilson.
These men are infuriating!
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Look, friends don't diagnose friends with cancer. I get it. Your problem is you're not objective.
HOUSE M.D. - 6.09: 'WILSON'
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i think at the end of the day, the people who really understand house and wilson fundamentally as characters are the ones that get that, when they’re in relationships with women (or potentially otherwise), house is the one that asks “what are we” after 4 minutes and wilson is the one that dreads the question
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hii long time no post. been swamped with school but spring break's given me a moment to draw a little bit for myself
decided to use my time to paint that one screencap :-3
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ive been seeing people do this (it's amazing) and I want to join in. Here is house md reimagined in 2024
the team makes constant h2o (the TV show) jokes to chase. (Ohrrrr naurrrr)
house is canonically bi. And hilson. (It's not a want it's a need)
House and Wilson go see the barbie movie at some point in time. They have a great time. I am also pretty sure Wilson would like mean girls, so he would probably go see the new one and drag house along too
ive seen this somewhere but house totally makes a blue hair and pronouns joke at least once
chase makes vine references at the most inappropriate times
House changed Wilson's ringtone to Gimme More ft. CupcakKe to mess with the team but it becomes permanent because he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. They are mid heated discussion about what the patient may have and then Wilson calls. Wonderful comedic timing.
House knows meme songs on the piano
Cameron is the only one without a tiktok because tiktok has too much drama or something or other
House plays animal crossing for the sole purpose of hitting the villagers with a net
They get to say fuck
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Foreman being like “that’s just a homeless woman, give her insulin (i don’t fucking know) and send her home Wilson.” Then Wilson goes running til this grumpy ass criminal doc boyfriend and he takes the case and foreman is like “you just want this case bc Wilson asked?”
Like, babe, YES??
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The conversations that House and Wilson have end up with so much homoerotic tension every interaction it's legitimately insane. Dudes are straight breathing directly into each other's mouths and syndronized stepping there is no way they don't think about each other in the shower. House thinks about Wilson immediately after sex with a woman. Wilson spends Christmas with house instead of his wife. They base their entire lives around playing gay chicken with each other. And do they even know they are doing it??? Do they even realize??? Questionable.
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amber (wilson's dead girlfriend) (when house found out they started dating he said wilson was dating a carbon copy of him) (he hallucinated her and she represented his subconscious) made him pick out a mattress for their apartment when they moved in together, to force him to have an opinion on something.
house (wilson's best friend) (constantly paralleled to his dead girlfriend) (he risked his life to save amber's and it didn't work) (the only person he cares about is wilson, so the only reason he would risk his life to save amber is because he knew wilson cared about them equally) moved in with wilson, to a new apartment (out of the one he shared with amber) (he refused to redecorate for years) and MADE WILSON PICK OUT A PIECE OF FURNITURE TO FORCE HIM TO HAVE AN OPINION ON SOMETHING.
AND WILSON BOUGHT HIM A FUCKING ORGAN.
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