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Tuesday June 6.

Ryan Gosling: A Commemoration of Canada's Prodigal Son.

There's no way around it: we love #ryan gosling. He has got what you might call the range. He has got what you might call chops. This man can act, and goodness, do we love his acting. Hunky heartthrob in the rain, child actor, anonymous stunt driver, coked-up stockbroker, old school Hollywood all-singin' all-dancin' struggling jazz pianist, astronaut, replicant, and now, Ken himself. He is a man of many, many talents, and though these times are troubling, we must count ourselves mighty lucky to bear witness to the gift that keeps on giving that is Gosling, Ryan, of London, Ontario, Canada.

We will wish you the very happiest of #ryan goslings this Tuesday, and invite you to join us in our daily countdown until his take on Ken is unleashed on the world next month: with Barbie, (2023).

And if you say no, we're not afraid to beach you off x

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An immortal, beautiful creature, universally desired but untouchable, travels with a buffoon and finds itself marked forever by humanity, cursed to carry the knowledge of mortality and regret to the end of time and beyond.

Greta Gerwig presents: The Last Unicorn

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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men

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HER BRAIN

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#Barbie (2023)

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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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In Barbie (2023), directed by Greta Gerwig, Ken says he wants to spend the night with Barbie because they're boyfriend and girlfriend and when she asks him "to do what?", he replies "I'm actually not sure". This is a perfect analogy to kids playing with Barbie dolls, as they know that couples "do things" but are too young to know exactly what. In this essay I will

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And on that note: happy international asexuality day!

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Not me learning that Trump has been arrested and that the Barbie trailer came out at the same time by randomly glancing at Twitter trending and doing a double take when seeing the first two spots

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The way she takes of the high heel but is still on tip toes, how she waves around and the car drives itself, the barbieland sign with the hearts around, the pink slide, the glittery posters and the perfect descriptions

SHE'S EVERYTHING HE'S JUST KEN!!!!!!!

Greta you did again!!!!!!