Why isn’t Gru considered a tumblr sexyman
No, seriously. He meets all of the requirements. Tall, not conventionally attractive, a villain (at least initially), skinny and white.
Do you deny him the privilege because he’s a loving father with three daughters? Because of his difficult-to-place accent? Because his unconventional attractiveness doesn’t line up with your own skewed vision? Or simply because he would be crappy in a coffee shop au?
Are you all just cowards?
Let Gru be a tumblr sexyman. He deserves it more than any iteration of the Onceler ever would
One interesting thing about the Despicable Me franchise is how Gru is retroactively framed as this super successful, super notorious ex-villain when the first movie relies on him being pretty unimpressive in terms of actual villainous accomplishments, to the point that the bank refuses to fund his schemes because they're not profitable. I mean, you steal the moon one time and then suddenly you have all these other villains and villain fighters who have been fans of your work for years? When your three main accomplishments in the field of villainy aside from your very last one are stealing a big TV screen and two knockoff small-scale replicas of famous monuments? We didn't need a Minions: The Rise of Gru because the first movie was already the rise of Gru. He was so unsuccessful as a villain prior that his own mom roasted him for it
Jean Colombe, Maître du Missel de Yale and others, Heures de Louis de Laval, 1470-1475 and 1485-1489
Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda, Minions, 2015
quality time with your two dads be like:
They love their new boss
Just thinking that the little tic tacs were ecstatic with their new boss that makes awesome gadgets.
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