#guh wuh buh...

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ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE MOST AWESOMEST ART THAT MY BESTIE MADE ME OF OUR PONYSONAS !!

[patt-is-cool]

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[breado-doodles]

Me fr

[leowifefang]

NOSE

[oogly-boogly-doogly]

testing chewing gum in a lab, call that an exspearmint

[tulipanthousa]

Okay, but all this is pointing to eatd Lo being easily embarrassed and nervous at things going wrong, which is adorable

He can handle almost anything when it comes to keeping a cool face, but the second a genuine accident/incident happens Logan is blushing and swearing and coddling whoever it was for the rest of the night

eatd logan is a BLISTERING perfectionist and a bit of a control freak, anything more elaborate than extra-bossy vanilla requires a powerpoints worth of negotiation first. Patton and Roman have been with him since sprouthood so theyre used to it and find it endearing,

the first time he sits virgil down for one after they get together like "i've made a ten-part checklist of kinks which are subsequently ranked on a 5-point intensity scale, would you prefer to go through it on your own or together?" and virgil's response basically boils down to "wuh buh huh guh wuh"

(they go through it together, it takes far longer than it should be logan has to keep redirecting virgil back to it from daydreaming about service topping logan according to his excruciatingly exact instructions)

[ly0nstea]

Irish grammar spotlight - séimhiú or lenition

The séimhiú (shay-voo) is the process of adding an 'h' between the first and second letter of a word, for example, the word mála (maw-la) (bag) would become mhála (vaw-la).

The séimhiú softens the start of the word, as above it turns m into a v sound.

Only some letters take a séimhiú, a, e, i, o, u, h, j, l, n, r, v, and s (though s has some exceptions) are all exempt from séimhiu.

This means the letters b, c, d, f, g, m, p, t, and occasionally, s.

The séimhiú aspirates the consonant, which means that while saying the consonant you exhale a puff of air, similar to how the 'h' is pronounced in english words like house, essentially you combine the consonant with 'h' sounds.

Approximately, the consonants go from:

buh > vuh, kuh > khuh, duh > yuh, fuh > wuh, guh > ghuh , muh > wuh/vuh, puh > fuh, tuh > huh, suh > huh. (Note pronunciations may vary between dialects.)

So when do you use a séimhiú?

Well, a séimhiú is always used after the first and second person possessive pronouns, as well as the masculine third person (note this is the way irish diffrentiates 'a' into his or her so the séimhiú here is quite important) This makes mála go to mo/do/a mhála (my/your/his bag)

A séimhiú is used after the 'vocative a', the vocative a is essentially a call to get someones attention, for instance, the sentence 'Hey Séan!' would turn to 'A Shéain' (note, in the vocative you also put an i before the last letter)

When conjugating the past and conditional tenses you add a séimhiú (with some exceptions)

When using 'an' (meaning the) before a feminine noun you add a séimhiú to the noun such as fuinneog to an fhuinneog

When listing a number of items 1 through 6, i.e. one boat is aon bháid, six boats are sé bháid.

After certain prepositions, such as ar (on/in/at/for), do (to/for), de(of/like), sa, faoi (under), ó (from), and roimh (before), as well as preverb modifiers like ba and má (if)

Most negatives (words after ní, níor, nár) take a séimhiú

Proper nouns are lenited when indicating ownership, e.g gúna Chaoimhe (Caoimhe's dress)

When compounding words, all words except from the first are lenited. (e.g. bangharda)

There are other cases but these should cover just about every case. This amy seem like a lot but it really isn't a massive deal, play it by ear. Worst comes to worst, feel it out! If it feels like it should take a séimhiú, throw one in, no ones going to kill you for it.

(here and here are some other good explanations for when to use a séimhiú)

[cxyotl]

Do you think you could make a full alphabet for Gruntish? Im a technoblade alter and would like to be able to speak a language similar to the one I grew up with and gruntish is very close to it.

sure thing! with the Piglin language, its mostly sounds and noises. so the alphabet is relatively similar, just pronounced differently. im not a linguist at all, but i’ll give it a shot here!

Letters that sound like each other are the same, for example:

C= K

E= A

I= U

N= M

Q= K

V= U

Z= S

Letters that end in soft sounding consonants are replaced with harsher sounds, for example:

With the word Piglin, I is replaced with U. It should be Puglum, but since Piglins don’t end their words softly, they replace the M with a K. Thus, Pugluk.

The double U consonant (not to be confused with the W) makes an ‘ooh’ sound. this letter is usually used to denote a noun, but not a proper noun. Kruuk is the word for mother, but Kruk is the name a child would use to refer to it’s mom. Pugluk refers to the general population, but if you were to refer to another person as a piglin, you would probably use Pugluuk.

Pronunciations of the alphabet are as follows:

A- Ah

B- Buh

D- Deh

F- Feh

G- Guh

H- Huh

J- Jay

K- Keh

L- La

M- Muh

O- Oh

P- Peh

R- Er

S- Set

T- Tet

U- Uh

V- Vet

W- Wuh

Y- Yuh

UU- Ooh

I wish I could make an entire dictionary at the moment of every word used by Piglins, and I might, but for now I hope this helps!

[fruttymoment]

can you ummmmm uhhhhhhh niko uhhhhhhh hmmmmm guh whuh huh wh wha buh wha ghu fuh???????!??!?????

The wuh? The huh? The guhg..,?,?!? Gwha?×

Ummm?????? Excuen me?? I am the wuH?????& can i BUH???!?!??

[riggedbones]

guh. buh. wuh.

[miiilowo]

bnunny

guh! Wuh buh!

[cathartidae]

buh wuh guh crabs save me

[puppydoll-dot-net]

wuh????? guh??????

buh ???????????????????

[poorly-drawn-akira]

"Eijiro," Akira pulled up one of the hospital chairs to his bed and took a seat, "You're going to go live with our grandma in Ireland."

"nuh-nii. nii, im s-suh-sorry... nuh-nii, please i wuh-want to stuh-stay here. ill buh-be good. ill guh-get along with everyone. i-i ill let mrs huh-hagiwara and i-iwao buh-be my parents. i-ill be puh-perfect. ill buh-be perfect fruh-from now on. stuh-starting now," Eijiro couldn't muster up the energy to scream and fight about this, but he didn't need to to make his point. Surely. Surely nii. Nii wouldn't really.

Akira faltered for a second. He carefully wiped away a tear running down Eijiro's face, and Eijiro watched him think about it. Akira sighed.

Akira gently took Eijiro's hand in both of his to try and soften the blow, "Even if that was true... Look at this... What happened tonight... You can't live here..."

Akira braced himself for more crying. For anger. For begging. As expected, Eijiro started crying, "i-i need niiiii. i-i n-nuh-need you tuh-to be safe. i-i need t-tuh-to look out for y-yuh-yoooou," Akira's heart stopped he watched Eijiro sobbing that out, "whuh-who will luh-look out f-fuh-for niiii?"

For the first time in 16 years, Akira felt the urge to hit Eijiro. Not even slap, just full out punch. Something. Something about that question, the implication that Eijiro was doing this for him, it made him sick. Everything he eve tried to do to keep Eijiro healthy and safe and he was throwing it away with both hands

for him?

He let Eijiro's hand go, "n-n-nuh-niiiiiiiii," Eijiro grabbed for Akira's hand and the man ripped it away.

"You're going. As soon as your leg is better," Akira snapped as he stood up, "And I swear. If you do anything on purpose to rebreak it. I will have your ass on a plane so fast it'll make your head spin! Am I clear?!"

"niiiiiiiiiii"

"I SAID AM I CLEAR?!"

Eijiro sobbed helplessly. Why? Why was this happening? Why was nii so upset with him?! Akira stormed out with a huff after not getting a response. He stopped just outside, hearing Eijiro's sobs turn into bawling for him to come back. His anger melted immediately at the sound, but he clenched his jaw again and trudged onwards.

He had packing to do.

[synth-spinner]

Thinking about how insanely good the soundtrack in the ps5 miles morales game is... guh wuh buh.. 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥