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caracello · 10 months
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okay fine okay i think dark samus is hot. okay? yes i had a crush on dark meta knight as a kid. fuckoff.
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spicy-gf-archive · 6 months
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i want pal to cuddle me with his cables 5ever…
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fictionallyinparadise · 8 months
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I love having f/os who are in a Rough Canon Source because that means I can make my s/i be incredibly badass and obliterate any threats against the darlings <3
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alor3falor3 · 1 year
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The Tweels have been rotting my brain too much and then fucking you in their eel forms ❤️
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Honestly Anon.. same
TW: Marking, Eel fucking/monster fucking, the Tweels being ass holes, belly bulge, double penetration, mentions of breeding kink, Blood
Fem Bod reader
(These damn Eels take over me, I need help)
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-The Tweels are nothing much then teasing ass holes.
-Being in a relationship with one was bad enough now two is worse at that point but having a monster fucking kink gets in the way big time.
-Imagine you are just minding your own business, taking a bath, until these two fuckers come walking in just to disable your walking abilities.
-But when they decide to just fuck you in their eel form, you’re in for a wild ride
-Their cocks are both different from each other as in looks. Floyd’s is on the slightly thinner side (he still keeps the thick aspect) but he’s still absolutely massive and is longer than his brother, Jade. Jade meanwhile has more grith then Floyd yet is slightly shorter but like I said is still massive.
-Floyd and Jade will switch turns for who uses your mouth or your greedy little cunt to stuff all their seeds in.
-Breeding kink. Don’t get me started on it, bring it up to both of them and they would have baby fever and would fuck you endlessly eel form or not
-When it comes to marking, Floyd wouldn’t nibble, he would full on bite you just to leave big markings on your skin and due to eels being able to dislocate their jaw, that makes it better for him to mark you more. Jade on the other hand gives light kisses unless he’s getting aggressive then he’d be more like his brother, making sure to suckle, nibble, and make bite marks all over your precious skin
-The Tweels would be so down bad for you to ride one of them with one of their massive cocks stuffing you full and your hands work on the other one.
-Depending on who you ride first, Floyd would make sure that he sees a visible belly bulge and just praises how good you’re doing but sprinkles a little bit of degrading while he’s at it. He’d probably slam back into you to feel that spot that always has your legs go weak.
-If you’re riding Jade, He would make sure he finds all your sensitive spots simply so he can just bully it with his cock as much as he can so you can Sob all over it. (Would probably make Floyd Jealous so he’ll grab the back of your neck and forces you to take his cock in your mouth)
-The Tweels are fond to just double penetrating you. As much as you keep crying about how it’s too much and you feel too full with simply one of the twins in you but two? Goodness, we must pray for your survival! You would be weeping as you hold onto one of their shoulders for stability but kinda fails as you won’t be able to think straight at all!
“I-It’s too much..!” Your protest grow deaf to their ears as it only made them way to destroy you even more as they bully their cocks in and out of your gushing cunt. Jades webbed hands slowly trailed up to caress your body with light touches before he cups one of your breasts as a toothy grin smears across his face. “You’re too precious, you know that? Such a beautiful little doll..”
Floyd’s hands began to tease your nub as he rubbed it with his thumb. His eyes were filled with greed and lust. He wanted more and more. His long tongue slid into your mouth to silence your protests, his lips came in contact with yours with a rough kiss and his tongue roaming your mouth. He parted so you can breathe. “But shrimp~ you’re taking us so well~ it seems like she can’t help but want more..”
His voice turned to a low growl. “Aren’t I right, Jade?” The twin looked at his brother as Jades mouth slowly trailed to your neck. “Well, she wants us to stop doesn’t she?” Their powerful thrusts slowly came to a stop as they pulled out causing you to whine. “No..!~” You kept begging and mewling for them to make you feel full again.
“Such a greedy little bitch..”
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havensins · 10 months
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Thinking about ftm!Stephen. Bro would be bratty asf, but at the same time, begging you to rail him when he isn't busy because he's so pent up from working to protect the multiverse all the time.
-👾, with love.
hello to you too, nonnie 😵‍💫
stephen in general would genuinely be such a brat until he’s all pent up and forced to beg you to relieve some of his stress.
like,,, he you know when everything is just piling up on him and he can barely take anymore when he doesn’t even have the energy to be bratty.
stephen would melt into your kisses, leaning into you completely and allowing you to maneuver his body any way you needed. he’d use his magic to rid the both of you of your clothing, he wasn’t in the mood for sensual stripteases.
his pussy would be soaked by the time you reach down and use a couple fingers to tease his slicked folds. he’d whine about how he didn’t want you to tease him anymore; he needed you to ruin him.
and ruin him you did. you had to get him out of that busy head of his, and you’d say you did a great job of it. with him laying on his back and his legs up and hooked on your shoulders as you leant your weight over him.
his head was thrown back in pure white-hot ecstasy. his gummy walls swallowed you whole, tightening around you like a vice everytime he gushed out another orgasm.
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nickgoesinsane · 10 months
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I'm feral for Andrew Garfield's peter. Like, insanely feral. To me, he solos. Like just imagine ftm! Peter but with him🛐🛐🛐
Anyways, have a good day/night. ❤️
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Oh Peter 3, my beloved.
Fingering him after a tiring day of being Spider-Man, he’s just gushing over your fingers and whimpering into your neck while you kiss his forehead. Pretty boy begs you to fold him in half and fill him up.
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auld-a · 2 years
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TWST Dorms Leaders X Male!EAHRaven!Yuu Head-canons
Sorry for lack of Leona and Azul. I really wanted to add them I just had writer’s block and wanted to get this out before I forgot. I’ll probably add them in a separate post another time
🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹
In my opinion there’s nothing about you that would stick out to him immediately
Looks wise, you actually fit right in for the school of villains
It would be your kindness that he is drawn to
That and #mommyissues
You are both very damaged individuals who lack control in your lives due to mothers that cared more about your legacy than they did your happiness
But where Riddle craves control, you function generally well without it unless it has great affect on you
Your kind and selfless personality gives him hope he can eventually heal from the childhood he never got to have
He very much appreciates your patience and softness with him, especially in his times of need
You are very used to dealing with extreme personalities
I mean your best friend is the mad hatter’s kid and you attended the same school as the child of THE queen of hearts
Safe to day you know the ropes
When Riddle hears you’ve met the queen of hearts he’ll go FERAL
He’ll hide it of course but will ask tons of questions about her
You will likely discuss over a cup of tea
He gives Nevermore her own chair and teacup
Nevermore and the dormouse are unexpected besties
When you show him your wonderland fit he’d almost cry out of joy
This also makes him that much more upset you’re not in his dorm
You tell him you remind him of a friend of yours, Lizzie Hearts
He doesn’t know who that is but he’s happy he reminds you of someone close to you
🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳
Met in pop music club
You start talking about each of your individual music tastes and show each other some songs
This encourages him to throw a party dedicated to said songs
He reminds you of Briar bless his heart
Because of his sort of happy go lucky nature you often find yourself being naturally protective of him or just ensuring he doesn’t die doing something dumb
Jamil is incredibly thankful for you
He’ll always compliment your style since it’s kind of the complete opposite of his
You offer to do some darker makeup on him
He can barely sit still with excitement
Refuses to take it off the whole day
He’ll find and give you gothic themed jewelry
You love having someone here who doesn’t care about your power or looks, just your personality
You take him on rides with Nevermore
He feeds Nevermore any of his leftovers so she likes him a lot
You two plus the rest of the pop music club started a band
This band got A LOT of attention
People are always gushing over you and Kalim’s relationship
🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚
He wants to meet your mom so bad
You are the only person he would praise so hard
Not even because of your mom, simply because of your strength and looking fabulous while doing it
You will do each other’s makeup all the time
Only person he trusts with picking out his clothes
You often teach him magic spells or powerful potions
He’s never simped more
He sympathizes with the history you have with your mother
That doesn’t stop him from praising her accomplishments but he keeps it strictly objective
You two bond over having a Snow White themed annoyance in your life
If music is something you want tu pursue in your life he’ll pull any strings he needs to make it happen
He likes Nevermore but more from a distance
She’s undeniably magnificent but he can’t let his clothes get wrinkled
If you tell him that you fought and defeated the Evil Queen
He just might bow at your feet/hj
No but seriously marry him
That’s so attractive
He doesn’t care that he’s in a dorm meant for honoring her you are the epitome of the Evil Queen’s image
But in a nice way
He’s aware you don’t plan on being unnecessarily evil
He’s so in love help him
👾Idia Shroud👾
Idia would remind you of Dexter
Shy but with a heart of gold
Well you assume he has a heart of gold
It’s kinda hard to get to know someone when they keep running from you
But after Idia has done enough running, it gives you the chance to finally strike up a normal conversation
They start off with music since you are quite the fan but slowly go into online forums and video games
Idia thinks you’re hella cool after this
Idia anxiously invites you to play a couple games with him sometime
It’s an enthusiastic yes from on your end
After teaching you the basics you get the hang pretty quickly and start dominating any game you two play
Idia feels you’re finally prepared for the big guns
Meaning shooter games and voice chat with depraved men who live in their momma’s basement😔✊/hj
Idia and you wipe the floor with your opponents
This is when Idia REALLY starts to notice his feelings for you
He will constantly gift you better and better tech to listen to or stream your music
Having a bf who can lift things with their mind is a huge W too
And speaking of magic he is absolutely FLOORED by your power
There are a lot more restrictions to power in his world but if your good enough to handle it, it’s almost like a free for all at EAH
ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE ABLE TO DEFEAT ONE OF THE GREAT SEVEN
AND YOU HAVE A PET DRAGON
He will bow at your feet and always mumble about how OP you are much to your confusion
You still love him tho :D
Compliment him on his hair or gaming skills, he’ll blush like crazy if it’s coming from you
🐉Malleus Draconia🐉
Relates HEAVILY on what it feels like to be feared due to your ancestors or even just your looks
When you hear all the talk about him being “evil” n such that just makes you all the more determined to actually get to know him
One day you take up Lilia’s offer on approaching their table
You spend lunch with them for the day (Adeuce is horrified and Sebek is staring daggers)
Malleus is both intrigued by your world and boldness
You take any chance you can to sit next to him in classes and he gladly does the same
You introduce him to your music tastes
He doesn’t understand it but he’s trying
In exchange he info dumps about gargoyles to you
He’s ecstatic to have someone that will enthusiastically listen and ask questions
You will often dress him up in styles similar to what you would wear back at EAH
He will dress you up in traditional Briar Valley clothing
Is someone else who is heavily impressed by your magic
Like I said you would probably be one of the most powerful in Twisted Wonderland because of the freedom you have with your abilities
This kind of makes you two the scariest power couple at NRC
If you tell him you defeated one of the great seven he’ll just stare at you like 😀
Nevermore loves him and he spoils her with what he can
He will not hesitate to make you his king of the Valley of Thorns
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prpfs · 29 days
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👾 Resubmitting again!
Hello! (20F) Please be 18+ or older!
I’m looking for a long term rp within the fandoms below if possible! All characters will be 18+, Characters that are bold are those I’d like to play as if possible.
- League of Legends/Arcane: Ezreal/Kayn, Sett/Aphelios, Vi/Caitlyn, Ezreal/Lux
- Persona 3-5: Akira/Akechi, Futaba/Yusuke, Yu/Yosuke, Minako/Shinjiro, Minako/Ryoji
- Fire Emblem: F!Robin/Chrom, F!Byleth/Edelgard, Sylvain/Felix, Byleth/Linhardt, Alear/Alcryst
- The World Ends With You: Neku/Shiki, Nagi/Sho, Rindo/Shoka
- Pokémon: N/Hilda, Gloria/Bede, Cheren/Hilda
- Honkai Star Rail: March/Dan Heng, Stelle/Sampo, Stelle/Dr. Ratio, Gepard/Sampo, Kafka/Stelle (or Caelus)
I write third person literate, I try to match my partner’s writing length if possible but it’d be awesome if you could write a good few paragraphs instead of one liners! :] I’m perfectly fine with a 50/50 plot and smut in the rp, I do prefer more plot thought!
Please be open to some OOC talking, I want this to be fun for the both of us! I love to gush about these fandoms/characters, sharing playlists or just simple rambling.
If interested my discord is novyack!
discord: novyack
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caracello · 7 months
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this post always makes me laugh so much. raises my hand um akshually. categorically untrue.
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hanniluvi · 1 year
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HYPE BOY — CHAPTER ONE
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level one . . : the encounter (written + smau)
WRITTEN PART - WC : 0.3K
It was just an ordinary day, as usual. college life is definitely difficult. what do you do get rid of all your stress? playing games--of course.
You messaged your friend group but no one was available. All your friends were busy, you honestly couldn't believe taeyoung, your gaming buddy, had something to do as well. who would've known he would be studying for his exam? taeyoung is an A+ student anyways, it wasn't surprising he would prioritize studying.
Since there was no one to play with, you just decided to do co-op. As you wait for someone to join you, you see someone's user pop up.
hypeboy requested to join you !
hypeboy. hm, interesting username. As you accepted his request, you instantly started speaking.
"hiiii"
“hey hey hey!” said the guy with a deep accent. now you found this voice attractive. you just couldnt help it.
you guys decided to play a couple of rounds. he was better than you expected. the round was done in no longer than ten minutes. he was actually an reliable teammate, which was quite rare nowadays. everyone else would be so focused on winning and even starts yelling all the time—causing you pain in your ears. meanwhile he would tell you what you should be doing and even taught you some of his gaming tips. you guys were able to communicate together nicely—it was better than your teamwork with taeyoung.
there was just something about his voice. his giggles and the way he spoke certain words just made you gush over him. you guys been playing for hours and you didn’t realize it.
“it was nice meeting you! i really enjoyed playing with you” said the cheerful guy.
“you’re actually really good! thank you for playing with me!! lets meet each other again!”
“of course! i’ll always remember you, user ynluvi.”
“take care hypeboy.”
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before you logged off, you made sure you sent a friend request. you couldn’t wait to tell your friends all about this guy.
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A/N : first chap 😋😋😋
TAGLIST . . OPENED ! 👾
- ask / dm to be tagged in hype boy 💜
( @son4taa ) - ( @yenqa ) - ( @makiswrld ) - ( @ktttwwn ) - ( @lvepsh ) - ( @urszn ) - ( @nenojaems ) - ( @ahnneyong ) - ( @l1lac-reader ) - ( @ihrtadri ) - ( @wonioml ) - ( @roseidol ) - ( @ilovewonyo ) - ( @luveuly )
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Starts banging my fists on the ground......I JUST WANT TO CURL INTO SILCO'S LAP AND LOOK PRETTY
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kiawren · 18 days
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💐(ik it says oc fo but we can make it about kiawren :)), 🫧,🥰, and 👾 from the ask!! (@comfortingstars)
HELLO HAZEE!!! Hope you're doing well :)
ask game!
💐 - What flower do you associate with your oc F/O? Why?
If it Has to be a flower then probably carnations especially red ones cuz they look a lot like the ones I see at the supermarket and think. I want to buy flowers for kiawe so badly. They might not be carnations but idk lol😭 anyway I just like how carnations look 
If it could be a plant! There is a plant that never fails to remind me of Kiawe everytime I see it! Red tip photinia (I only bothered to search up the name now lol) it's quite obvious why lol....
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🫧 - Did you ever keep your relationship secret from anyone?
I guess my s/i kept it from their parents (who are in a different country cuz he studies abroad in alola) until he felt like telling them lol
Kiawe didn't keep it from his family more than 4 days he had too much to gush about
We couldn't keep it from our friends. They knew before we started dating. The Day we Started dating we were probably saying maybe let's not tell them and let them find out. Then 5 mins later when they walk in the classroom they can already Tell and already guessed it
🥰 - Can they sit side by you without touching you or are they handsy? {lacing fingers, touching knees, etc.}
YESS touching knees definitely!!!! Kiawe would also want to hold my hand really badly so :)
👾 - Who asks ridiculous questions?
Me 💀😭 I can't think of an example now but I do with my sister, I guess if I'm close to people i'll just say anything on my mind 😭
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☆ F/O LIST ☆
Also I'm fine with sharing! ((With mutuals, kinda iffy with my comforts)), colors mean that they are my comforts!, first thing is first tho
Romantic 💌 mains
(Not ok with sharing!! But with mutuals im ok with!)
🧷 Hobie Brown/ Spider punk (Hes my main guy!! Love to gush abt him, and he's a main comfort.)
🪆 Heavy/ Mikhail
Secondaries 💐
(Iffy with sharing, mutuals u are good)
👹 Arataki Itto (I'm not big big into genshin anymore, but he still has a huge place in my heart.)
⚡️Jak (Jak and Daxter) (CHILDHOOD CRUSH ALERT, still think abt him a lot.)
🐸 Lúcio (Overwatch) (look I do not support overwatch's creators, but I adore this guy so so much!! Gotta salvage what I can.)
🥽 Conrad (big top burger)
🥁 Zuke (nsr)
🦪 Subject delta (bioshock)
Crushes 💘
(Fine with sharing!)
⭐️ Jonathan Joestar (JJBA)
🔫 Mista (JJBA) (I AM STILL VERY MUCH THINKING ABT THESE TWO I haven't watched jojo in ages I need, need to think abt it)
🖊 Elliott (Stardew valley)
👾 Venom/Eddie (Marvel)
🌱 milo (pokemon)
🦷 cane (amazing digital circus 😭)
🐉ichiban kasuga
Platonic 🎉
(Fine with sharing!)
🐰 Usagi Tsukino (MAJOR COMFORT along side hobie, one of my mains <3)
🌀 Midna (legend of zelda Twilight Princess)(Another childhood comfort!!!)
🎵 Ballora
🌺 Hello kitty
👒 Sophie Hatter
👑 The prince (Katamari Damacy)
🍒 Ghoulia Yelps (I adore her <333 another childhood comfort.)
🌸 Fluttershy
🌙 Bayonetta
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libertys-lovers · 2 years
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Self-Ship Ask Game ~ Gorillaz Theme
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🎞Tomorrow Comes Today🎞 ~ How long have you been with your F/O?
🪦Clint Eastwood🪦 ~ You and your F/O are having a movie night; what sort of movie do each of you wanna watch?
🎱Rock the House🎱 ~ What games do you like playing with your F/O, if any (can be board games, video games, etc)?
📢Feel Good Inc📢 ~ What’s something your F/O does that automatically makes you smile?
🌎Every Planet We Reach is Dead🌎 ~ Describe a moment that tested the relationship, if such a moment exists.
📆November Has Come📆 ~ If you want to marry your F/O, do you have a specific season/month/day you’d want the wedding to happen? If you don’t want to marry your F/O, tell us a date that you associate with your self-ship!
🏝On Melancholy Hill🏝 ~ What’s your dream date with your F/O? As well, what’s your F/O’s dream date with you?
🛳Doncamatic🛳 ~ If a jukebox musical was made about your self-ship, what’s one song that should be in it?
📞Phoner to Arizona📞 ~ If your F/O had a phone, what would they put as your contact name and photo?
🪐Saturnz Barz🪐 ~ What are your F/O’s inner demons?
📱She’s My Collar📱 ~ Did you or your F/O ever have to keep the relationship secret? What was the reason?
💤Sleeping Powder💤 ~ Describe the nighttime routines you and your F/O have!
��Humility🛼 ~ You and your F/O go skating together; what type of skating do you do (roller skating, ice skating, skateboarding etc) and how does it go?
💡Fire Flies💡 ~ What sort of goals are you and/or your F/O chasing after, whether it be personal goals or goals for the relationship?
👀Souk Eye👀 ~ Gush Pass: Tell us about why you love your F/O!
🐋The Lost Chord🐋 ~ What was the biggest/most important moment of you and your F/O’s relationship, outside of romantic confessions?
👾PAC-MAN👾 ~ What do you like to do to take your F/O’s mind off of something stressful?
📕Désolé📕 ~ How does your F/O apologize to you, and how do you apologize to them?
🚨Cracker Island🚨 ~ How does your F/O express their love to you? Is it with grand gestures or simple attitudes?
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justrandomselfships · 2 years
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Justrandomselfships F/O themed selfship and F/O asks
Yup I'm doing it. Selfship asks but asks are themed after my F/Os... All of my F/Os. I copied some of them from my old post buuut I edited them and added a lot!
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♊- How often do you talk about your feelings?
♍- What do you think about the way F/O dresses?
♌- Do you gush often? Either about your F/O or to your F/O... What about them?
♐- How strong is your F/O?
⭐- Is there anything S/I or F/O does that never fails to make the other one smile?
🐾- How many nicknames you have?
🕸️- Who does housework more often? Or are you balanced on the matter?
😘- Is either of your ship a smooth talker?
⌚- Does your F/O respect rules given to them in certain situations? Are they punctual?
🔊- Did you ever hear F/O sing? How is their voice?
🎹- Does your F/O play any instruments?
🍖- Is your F/O a good cook?
🔧- How often do either of you come up with crazy ideas?
🥊- Do you and your F/O have a good relationship with your lover's family?
💙- Is your relationship a secret? Or are you rather open about it?
🗺️- Do you ever travel together?
🐦- Do you have any secrets? How heavy/important they are? Do you ever plan on telling F/O about it?
🌪️- Do you have any regrets when it comes to your relationship (whatever type of relationship that may be)?
🦎- What animal do you associate your F/O with?
💌- How serious are you about your relationship?
🍵- How well do you know F/O when it comes to food? Do you know their favorite and least favorite meals?
🖤- Are there any odd interests your F/O indulges in? Or is there something unusual they are really fond of?
☕- Is there anything special one of you prepares that the other one loves to eat/drink?
🐲- Do you have any secret codes?
📓- Is there anything your F/O tried to mimic from your behavior?
🎶- How often do you vent to each other? Can you literally talk to them about anything that bothers you or are there some topics you rather avoid?
🦌- How predictable is your F/O?
🔮- What is your F/O's laugh like?
🍽️- How clumsy is your F/O?
💯- Is there one thing that you dream F/O would do?
🐍- Do you help each other with your work if it’s possible?
🔥- Are your dates chaotic and exciting? Or rather calm and quiet?
🐙- How often does your F/O talk about their interests?
💛- Be honest: how much attention and time do both of you you need?
🎮- Is there anything F/O got you interested in? Have they dragged you into any hobbies?
💄- How much does your F/O care about their looks?
❗- Does either of you discuss any insecurities of theirs with their lover? You don’t need to elaborate it’s a simple Yes/No question.
🐸- What is the cutest thing about F/O?
👾- For how long have you known your F/O (either actual time or S/I lore time is fine)?
⚡ - How much does your F/O plan ahead? Or are they more act before think type?
🌹- How F/O responds to affection from you?
❄️- How much do you know about F/O’s past? How much do they know about yours?
👹- How often do you get in trouble?
🌸- How well can you read F/O?
⛰️- How smart is your F/O?
🍀- Is your F/O lucky? Other than lucky to have you of course.
🥩- How talktive is your F/O?
🎨- Who is more likely to pay for a date?
🧁- Does F/O like sweets?
🎬- When you’re at work do you call F/O often during breaks or not?
📔- How hardworking F/O is?
♠️- How would you feel if F/O suddenly forgot about you due to amnesia?
🐶- Is there an embarrassing memory you wish F/O would forget about? Do they have any memory like that?
🍰- Is your F/O an animal lover?
🎍- How often does your F/O take a break?
👑- Is your F/O hungry for adventures? are you?
🧪- Who gets embarrassed more easily?
🍪- Are there any secret hobbies you share? Of course they wouldn't be secret if you just said them so you can think of it as a Yes/No question.
😱- Do you tease each other often?
🍓- Did your F/O help you change your mind about something you weren't fond of in the past?
💖- How many languages do you and F/O know?
💅- How empathetic is your F/O?
🍴- How much are you willing to sacrifice for each other? Did either of you give up on something in order to have a relationship together (whichever kind of relationship that may be)?
🍎- Who is harder to wake up? You or F/O?
⚔️- Does either of you have anything they're willing to only admit to to their lover
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chainemails · 2 years
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It's VIRGHOE♍️🥵 SEASON Aeons ago🗓, quoth the legends📖, from the cavernous🕳 maw👄 of Chaos❤️‍🔥 was born thiccc-🅱️osomed Gaia🌏, transmundane MILF👩‍🍼👀🥺 extraordinaire😈🔥. Unable to stifle her insatiable🤤 thirst🍼, she succ👅umbed to the gargantuan phallus🍆 of the universe🌌 in a celestially🌠 orgasmic😵‍💫🌭💦 event later described as the 🅱️ig 🅱️ang😍🥵. From Mommy😳 Gaia's luscious💕 loins🦵👶🦵 gushed😫💦 forth our galaxy🌟 as we know it, positioning all of the heavenly👼🥴 bodies🫁🦶🍆 for our voyeuristic🔭 pleasure😩. Today, we celebrate😘🍾 the fruits🍍🍇🥭 of her nebulussy😻👾 on this, the start of VIRGHOE😛😏♍️ SEASON‼️ Despite the puritanical✝️ connotations of the name, the true spirit👻 of Virghoe👅 Season lies in the position of Uranus🍑 relative to the ass-ending😵 Scorpenis🥒♏️ of Taurus♉️🐂 (watch out👁 for those bull🐮 balls🏀⚽️💦💦💦). One may also consider in this equation➗️ the glistening💧 leviathan🐙 dong🍆 of Aquarius♒️ penetrating the ass🍑tral plane and the sheer force with which Aries♈️ will ram🐏 the black hole🕳 that formed during the venereal🐈 equinox🌞🌚. If the gods smile😀 fortunately upon us, you may even be blessed🙌 with the celestial twin👬cest🥵 of the Gemini♊️. Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣ of your most amorous💞 ass🍑trological amigos🛰🔆: if you get 0️⃣-5️⃣ back, you are the Zodiac♌️ Killer's🗡 next target🎯. If you get 5️⃣-🔟 back, it's a sign♓️♐️ of good balance♎️ in your cock🍆mic energies😌. If you get 🔟➕️ back, your whore😜oscope predicts a level of fulfill🍆ment that's off the charts⛎️♋️‼️
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