VOTE FOR GLENN CMON LADS
PROS OF GLENN?? (not in any order)
-HOT DILF (he's a half-gilf now, it's complicated)
-WILL SERENADE YOU WITH HIS GUITAR OF UNDETERMINED ORIGIN
-ASIAN (PROBABLY)
-LONG HAIR
-GLENN FUCKS (CANONICALLY)
-HAS A HOT WIFE (YOU CAN BAG HER TOO)
-SMOOTH-ASS SULTRY VOICE
-CHARISMA BABYYYY
-A ROCKSTAR
-COOL EYEPATCH
-LITERALLY A HELL-DEMON NOW (THIS IS A PRO)
-WILL DITCH HIS SON FOR YOU (THIS IS NOT A PRO)
-IF YOU DONT WANT THE OLD GEEZER YOU CAN TAKE HIS YOUNGER, STILL JUST AS ABSENT SON
HES JUST HOTTER. FACTUALLY. I AM NOT BIASED IN ANY WAY.
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