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#guys please vote for Glenn I don't have anything to offer but I'm funny haha (wink wonk)
peoplepers0n · 10 months
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VOTE FOR GLENN CMON LADS PROS OF GLENN?? (not in any order) -HOT DILF (he's a half-gilf now, it's complicated) -WILL SERENADE YOU WITH HIS GUITAR OF UNDETERMINED ORIGIN -ASIAN (PROBABLY) -LONG HAIR -GLENN FUCKS (CANONICALLY) -HAS A HOT WIFE (YOU CAN BAG HER TOO) -SMOOTH-ASS SULTRY VOICE -CHARISMA BABYYYY -A ROCKSTAR -COOL EYEPATCH -LITERALLY A HELL-DEMON NOW (THIS IS A PRO) -WILL DITCH HIS SON FOR YOU (THIS IS NOT A PRO) -IF YOU DONT WANT THE OLD GEEZER YOU CAN TAKE HIS YOUNGER, STILL JUST AS ABSENT SON
HES JUST HOTTER. FACTUALLY. I AM NOT BIASED IN ANY WAY.
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