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Meeting their child in the future except you're afraid/hateful of children Or you don't wanna have children in general lmao

I just had this idea bc I've read those "When twst boys meet their children from the future" except I'm trying to insert myself but I'm the kind of person who would not like to puke children, I'd be shocked as hell when I meet my future children knowing damn well I hate them. Basically, me inserting how I'd react in a way that it's so angsty LMAOOO

Dorm: Octavinelle Character: Floyd This is might be part 1, just ask if ya'll want a 2nd and 3rd part for Azul or Jade lol

Fluff with angst, with a side of crackfic MY FIRST EVER ANGST YAY Warnings: If you feel sensitive about topics of family/abuse and stuff, pls read with caution. Also children menaces. "------" Means can be either mama or papa lmao

Shoes quietly walk towards the door of the VIP room in Mostro Lounge. That was where you'd usually meet them. A surprise was what you were about to give them, however, a surprise is also awaiting you.

Floyd's route

Once you enter the room, you were met with an Azul who is slowly going insane, a smiling Jade by his side, and two people running around, more like Floyd and a kid.

"Oh, they're here." Azul slams his head on the table, great. Jade just calmly smiles at you, waiting for things to unfold. The two stop running and look at you with a huge grin.

"AAAHHH!!!" The child lounges at you with a big smile that you think it will rip apart his face. It was about to hug you, but you quickly avoided it. However, the kid was persistent and kept chasing you to hug you. "----- Are we playing tag?" The kid giggles, as well as Floyd who is watching the both of you.

Your face was scrunched up into... disgust? Like you were seeing someone being murdered in front of you.

"Who is this kid? Why is he calling me like that?" You turn to Floyd first, then the two who are watching. You were jolted backward when something latched onto you. "I caught you ----!" The kid was playful.

"What the hell kid, get off me." You state coldly as you pushed the kid off of you without a second thought. The kid moves back, completely off guard by what you've done. The kid was quite shaken, moving back with his hands to his chest while he looks at you with teary eyes and trembling lips.

"Shrimpy, that's not nice!" You look at Floyd who was approaching you and the kid. "Why? Is that your cousin?" You look back at notice the boy's features. He had Floyd's hair color though something else doesn't add up... You squint your eyes, but nothing clicks.

Just what is the meaning of this? Floyd picks up the kid and walks to you. "This is Alex!" "Oh, ok- "Our child"

wgat Floyb what do you mena chilf

nithign seemed righr, everything wa wrong.

"What, Floyd, have you gone insane?" You laugh. It started as a normal laugh until it died down into a concerned one. "What do you mean..." You narrow your eyes at him and the kid.

"Well, this happened at Alchemy class, we made a portal, then this dude came out of it. Prof said he'll be gone naturally, cuz he doesn't exist in this timeline."

"So he's from the future..."

"Yup"

"Okay, as long as that kid stays away from me, I'm fine with it." "But you're the other parent!" "Then I don't wanna take responsibility for it." You cross your arms.

Floyd stares at you, then looks at Alex, who he's carrying.

"Do you wanna go to -----?" He smiles. "Yes please, papa!" The two looks at you with a smile. Except Floyd has ill intent and the kid is pure joy.

"Oh no. Oh NO, YOU DON'T." You quickly move back, to behind one of the couches. You hold the armrest of the sofa. Floyd and the kid are on the opposite side.

Azul and Jade look at you with interest. "Oh? What is this, not willing to hold your child?" Azul asks with a smirk. "AZUL SHUT UP RIGHT NOW." You stare at the kid, concentrating on getting out of here without the kid.

"Shrimpy, this could be much easier if you take Alex." "HEEL NAH." Without warning, Floyd lounges to chase you, but your senses warned you of impending danger, so you move away to the other side of the sofa, but Floyd quickly changed directions. Now he was gaining on you.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" "NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE ALEX, SHRIMPY." "AAAAAAAAHHH" You didn't know what was scarier, Floyd chasing you or a child about to hog all your time.

"BANANA 😭😭😭😭" Out of desperation you just said some random words.

It was until you tripped, that both of them stopped running. "Hehehe" Floyd places Alex on top of you.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

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Everybody seemed to stare at you with weirded-out faces, no, not because of the child you're holding and an eel following you. It was because of the unusual scowl on your face that you rarely had. Ace and Deuce who went passed you didn't even say anything. Not Ace who usually would say something teasing about this exact scenario. But nothing. Nobody would really save you now, huh.

It was lucky how it was free time. So you went outside to get some fresh air. You sit down on a bench, ignoring the two.

"-----, I want a hug!" The kid opened his arms towards you and leaned in closer.

"No." As the kid leans in, you move away. But the kid doesn't seem to listen to you and hugs you by your shoulder.

"I SAID NO!" You harshly push him to Floyd who was sitting next to the kid. The kid tumbles back to Floyd, who grabbed him just in time.

You were clearly annoyed at this bratty child. While the child was clearly hurt, seeing how he wanted a hug from his parent.

"Oh, stop whining! I never asked for hugs when I was a child!" That was it. That's how Floyd knew. That was why you hated children in the first place. It was because you were never a child in the first place.

The kid started sniffling and covers his face. Floyd picked up the kid and shushed him, it was a... rare sight to see this.

Until the kid wandered off somewhere, running away.

"He'll be fine," Floyd said and looks at you. But you only rolled your eyes. "So, care to explain what ya did?"

"What?"

"C'mon Shrimpy, is that why you never liked it when I hug you?" He teasingly smiled at you.

"..."

"Well, I dunno what happened to ya, but even I wouldn't do that" He laughs, leaning on the bench.

"Well, the kid was being noisy, I don't like it." You lean on the bench too.

"Were you close with your parents, shrimpy?" He suddenly asks.

"Well, no- but-"

"Oh, so that's why."

"Hah?!"

"The kid, ya threw him when he was asking for a hug." He looks at you, side-eyed.

"..." You couldn't say anything. You just realized that. All of the things that you did, were a reflection of how your parents treated you.

You put your knees near your chest and cover your face, muffling your voice. "What have I done."

You've been such a jerk to a kid who wanted affection from their parent. Then you remember why you didn't want kids. It was because you thought; that you might pass down the lack of love and affection.

"I've been a jerk."

"Yah, you kinda did."

"Well thanks anyways."

"What happened between you and ya parents anyways?"

"Well... Whenever I wanted affection from my parents, they'd always push me aside, if I wanted a hug, they'd tell me it was too hot. If I kept doing it again and again, they'd say that I was too old for hugs." You've realized how much you lacked it. A family's affection.

"This wasn-" Floyd hugs you from the side, but you didn't hear him move towards you. "This is what you needed the most."

Floyd's hugs were usually tight, but this one... this one was comfort. The comfort you needed as a child. Reassurance.

Floyd heard soft sniffles from you, but nevertheless, he never stopped.

"Let's go... find that kid." You perk up and gave him a closed-eyed smile, with tears on the side of your face.

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I have this hc thing idk

Once you get home, suddenly you wonder, what were you doing again?

You were just standing there, a mirror behind you.

You were so confused. Well, if you can't remember, then it's nothing?

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Everyone in NRC was questioning everything. What were they doing here?

Well, It's probably nothing.

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When you get home, you forget your memories in NRC, it's because you never existed in that world in the first place. So the moment you step out, your existence gets erased.

Same as the people from NRC. Oh, the prefect from Ramshackle? Yeah, that cat that likes to cause chaos.

The three of them like to cause chaos, but three of them managed to defeat overblot attacks.

Who? Why, Ace, Deuce, and Grim! Nobody else, right?

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Octavinielle with Anya reader. Because ✨ I have no life✨

Reader here has some parts of Anya's personality and their the same age group as octotrio so yuh

Azul

°Can you read his mind or smthn?! Well yes you can ..

°He's having some kind of trouble with either his contracts or the twins and you're just like??

"Floyd is being forced mushrooms,that's why he doesn't wanna work"

"You're not even from this dorm and yet you know the scoop here"

°You get to help him and others too??? Like??

°He's in visible confusion rn

°Please help him he thinks you're stalking him like that chess piece from pomefiore

°When you're in his VIP room you're watching that spy anime, you just go there to make him watch it with you.

°But then the twins bring someone in the VIP room who broke their contract

°You're not really surprised what they deal with

°Well, you stick around because... It's so exciting!

°Azul isn't sure how you even get passed and slip in his VIP room

°Actually, you're just... There. He doesn't really shoo you away since you're pretty useful for some reason he can't understand why...?

°So anyways back at the student who broke the contract bro doesn't wanna admit how he's really broken the contract so you read his mind and then revealed how he broke it.

°the dude was denying all of it but you had more than evidence, the dude IS THE EVIDENCE BECAUSE OF HIS MIND

°Azul was listening and your reasoning was believeable???? Wait, how did you even know about the deal in the first place??? The dude doesn't look like he knows you???

°Okay now you're scaring him what are you

°He's starting to be alert with you, like he's being threatened.

°Though you're pretty sweet when you wanna be

°You might not be... Academically great but your intuition??? And personality is great.

°He doesn't know if he can call the first part intuition

°Whenever he's having his mini panic attacks and his self respect lowering you're always there?

°Oh no is he getting rusty, can his inner feelings be seen behind his mask?

°Pls stop you're making him feel vulnerable

...he kind of likes having someone to lean on.?

°He's trying his best to put on his mask tight but you always see through him

°You either ask him to watch that spy show and give him peanuts

°Overall, he likes your company, considering how you made him softer around you?

I mean, that's no surprise since back in your world you managed to make the greatest spy a bit softer

Floyd Leech

°You're cool

°You hate studying too? Let's sneak out 👹👹👹

°How the hell is that supposed to be related to the peace of the world

Then you remember this isn't that said world so you sneak out

°He's such a bad influence on you

You love it

°*insert iconic Anya smile*

°How the hell are you not surprised him being behind you dang he wanted more reactions.

°When you're looking at him and he's cooking up a plan, why do you look horrified and amazed at the same time? Are you reading his mind? Haha no u can't

°Peanut party. Will bribe you to join him in his mischief with peanuts

°What the- What gives how did you know he was gonna swipe away the peanut pack????

°Now you're and interesting bunch, how can you predict him so bad???

°You never bore him, you're fun to be with!!!

°Though you know your way round on how you want things to go, it's eerie in a way...

°He sees you roleplaying from that spy anime you watch with Azul?

°He's on his way to be your Floydman! Come to think of it, you 9mce mentioned how him and his father has almost identical names.

Jade Leech

°No no, not this time. YOU are scared of HIM.

"Oh, I knew you could read me. I was starting to wonder how you knew things from an odd perspective. Oh how I can know? it's readable in your facial expression right now💜"

°Uhhhh

°This wasn't how the game is supposed to be played

°But he suppose... He'll play along.

°He knows you know you can hear what he's thinking

°He'll think of the most unthinkable things and scare the ever living hell out of you. And he will smile at you like you descended from heaven

In fact you've ascended out of fear

°But it's so exciting at the same time

°Though sometimes he slips up and it's your turn.

°Once he knows he's flipped up, you give him the iconic Anya smile.

°HOWEVER.

°Floyd somehow dodges his mushroom force-feeding... How is that?

°He definitely knows you have everyone's dirty secret

°He might use you for some... Things.

°What do you mean you don't want peanuts it's free!

Come on, just take it though it has a small price

Might make another Anya reader except it's yandere and they know you can read minds idk maybe when this gets attention lol

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Photographic sibling!Leech reader.

I just thought of this and thought........ why not just............ yeah.

PSL!reader was accepted into college because PSL!reader was all alone they skipped a grade.

PSL!reader can read a book in seconds and manages to memorize it.

PSL!reader is useful for spying on others, no detail is wrong. Azul will make use of that ...only if PSL!reader wants to.

PSL!reader has memorized senior-level magic but is still practicing it.

PSL!reader has Azul's contracts and passcode.

PSL!reader hates Floyd (affectionate) and looks up to Jade.

PSL!reader always gets bothered to help Azul and their brothers at work.

PSL!reader can memorize anything that they see or hear happen each day with very clear detail, yes, even the days they want to forget.

PSL!reader just wants to be alone but always gets bothered for help. From both Azul and the twins.

PSL!reader who Azul is pretty scared of them...

Feel free to ask more about this concept for other characters, idk LMAo

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Floyd with a Pinoy reader.

Based on the Stitch event.

Floyd approaches a little alien that has more than two arms.

"I wanna serenade this person with us.. but I'm gonna need ya help!"

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You were called in this bonfire, nobody else was there, just one log.

You sat down on the log, waiting for whoever called you there.

Until you see Stitch and... Floyd?

"Oh, Floyd! We're you the one who called me?"

"I did, Shrimpy, and... I want to do a serenade for you!"

"Eh?!" His straightforwardness has caught you off guard, they're already setting up their ukuleles.

"One, two, three!"

They strum their ukuleles, Stitch following along.

"Panalangin ko sa habang-buhay~" (My wish for a lifetime) He looks down on his ukulele and looks at you with a smile as he sings in his low voice. Stitch strums as well, staring at the both of you with a smile.

"Makapiling ka, makasama ka~" (To hold you, to be with you) He walks towards you, and circling around you, until he sits down at the log next to you.

"'Yan ang panalangin ko" (That is my wish) He looks at you straight in the eyes with his squinted eyes that show playfulness and love at the same time.

As the song continues, you can't help but smile throughout.

"Floyd, what made you think of doing this." You giggle at him as he places the ukulele down, Stitch approaches you two.

"Well, I just thought, maybe singing to you would be nice!"

"Stitch... Think... You two can be... Family! Like... Ohana!"

"EEEHHH?!?!?!"

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PSL!reader x Idia be like: PSL!reader: (You can do this, just say “Would you like to go out for a game some time with me?”) Idia: “Er..Can you stop star- “ PSL!reader: “Go out with me or I’ll leak your AO3 history to the entire school.” Idia: “WHAT?!”PSL!reader: “what?”

Photographic sibling Leech!reader is readying their papers.

"Oh, not to mention, I also found your Wattpad account and saw your library... how I found your discord server and account? You linked it to one of your stream accounts." You pause and open your phone. "Also, I would like to remember you once... tried ooonnlyyy... fffaanns..." Slowly scrolling to your phone, looking for his stocked account.

"H-How d-" "A pattern in your username, tee bee aitch." He will change it up.

"W-Well why are-" "Ah, ah, ah!" You raise a hand in front of him to shut him up, "Not to mention... what are ALL these contents that you're posting..." "A-" "Also... I.. dug in deeper... and..." You show an account, his account, but the platform wasn't just a normal platform.

It was a platform for something nasty going on.

If you thought Idia was pale, he's whiter than paper. Di... did you know his s-search his...tory... He's going to set up an alarm to remind him of his impending doom.

You put back your phone with a smile on your face. "I'll be on at 8 PM!" You skip away, humming a tune that you'd hear at a wedding.

Azul listened to all of it, using the peephole in the door of the club room. The twins were right behind him. They could laugh if they wanted, but they only realized that if you knew Idia's socials... Then there's a high possibility that you know theirs.

And they were blissfully careless about it.

The Idia rn: Disappears

Azul and the tweels:

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What would happen if PSL!reader fell in love with Idia? Maybe their photographic memory makes them immune to the river (that was mentioned in book 6) so Idia realizes that he could have a future with reader... or be forced to, by his parents. And would Azul take advantage of this?

The chaos.

Oh no... Idia realizes he got to pull an SSR card!? Craaaappp... One question, w h y. He doesn't know how you even fell in love?!

Idia rn:

While you're over here like:

Oh no, he's REALLY hesitating to approach you... you're a cool dude and all... Does he need a player #2 in his world..? Or are you just another character that pops up in one route when he makes a big decision??? He doesn't know...

but then when he realizes you have photographic memory he's like: Oh no. They probably have everything down to my particles memorized... (Idia is just overthinking, don't mind him) About the river, he does realize you're immune to it so... there's no use for that I guess...

But the moment his parents forced him to? DAMN, What kind of cliché princess and prince dynamic is that? You know those arranged marriage crap that is?? (Phantom br-) And... the thought of marriage... HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHARE ROOM INVENTORY!? It's like changing your difficulty to max...

Anywho, whenever he sees you looking for him he's going to RUN. Wait- How did you- HOW DID YOU MEMORIZE HIS SCHEDULE!? WHAT THE FU-

TIME TIME TIME, WHY ARE YOU IN IGNIHYDE DORM!? NOOOOO YOU'RE KNOCKING IN FRONT OF HIS ROOM, ORTHO DON'T ANSWER!

You rn:

Ortho, opening the door:

I mean, SOMEONE likes his big brother now!!! Ortho has to thank you for that lmao And Idia??? Wai- Your hair is red... WAIT HIS HAIR IS RED, NOW YOU SEE HIM AND IT'S GOING TO BE INGRAINED IN YOUR HEAD NOOOOOOOOOO Idia feels like he doesn't have a restart button whenever he's with you tbh... YOU'RE LIKE... THAT ONE BOSS WHERE THEY CAN BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

Anyways, When Azul and he are at the club, Azul was wondering why you keep asking how was Idia and stuff. He asks why you have some kind of interest in him.

When you went inside the room, Idia's red hair and Ortho accompanying you with a smile was enough explanation.

Azul would just......... ship you two. For the love??? No??? It's for business bro. [pulls in the deranged twins] I will need you to squeeze info out your sister about her feelings towards that flaming smurf Expect Azul to tease Idia about you and tell him what you do that's connected to you.

Azul: You know, the twin's sibling? Yeah, they draw you every day because they have memorized every single molecule in your body.

Idia:

....hoWT HE HELL DID YOU FIND HIS SOCIALS!? NONONONONOONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO

Well.. at least he's more comfortable talking there... than.. in person...

Wait... DO YOU PLAY THAT GAME AS WELL?! He adds you in said game and YOUR BUILD!? Holy crap bro how long have you been playing all of the stats are out of this world... and you're a bit social as well and not that much of a shut-in??? Props to you... wait why is he blushing

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May I present to you an idea

Yandere Floyd who is a nurse and Needy reader

I'll let it sink in

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Okay, I just HAD to write this.

This is self indulgent tbh LMAO

U can imagine the dude here is you or smthn, I'm only having fun with this 💀💀💀

Floyd's phone dings. A notification from you popped up from his phone.

"Floyd, u at the store right can u get me pads??? Ty!!!❤️"

Floyd read the message and scanned the place for the health care area. He spotted "Women's needs". He reached that place, but was met with pads, tampons, and some other panty liners with multiple brands, sizes, and colours.

What was an eel to do.

He pulls out his phone, texting you. He snapped a picture of the products beheld from him.

"hey what do u wanna get"

*Eel with feet sent an image*

Floyd waits a few moments till you've seen the message, but the text stays on delivered. Must be busy...

He stares at the endless choices he could pick... Do women have different pussy sizes? So pads work like clothes, it depends on size?? Why would you send him there if he doesn't know your size???

Well, he can't go back empty handed.

He walks to the cashier.

"Um. Miss, what pad do I get for someone who I don't know their pussy size?" Asked Floyd, casually.

"...Um... There's... Regular. If she bleeds stronger, get one with wings..." Said the female cashier, giggling.

"Wings? Well, get the wings one, so Shrimpy could fly." The cashier next to them laughed out loud.

"Pfft- Okay, sir, the bagger here will guide you what to bring her home."

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"Floyd, did ya bring home my pads?"

He brought back 27 different brands that all had wings.

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Floyd is so cute istg this is just a silly thing I wanted to do

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Everybody gangster until PSL!Reader says “I know you ain’t laughing” mid-argument

Man I kinda wanna name this anonymous guy What name do you want LMFAO [asks bluntly]

Anyways,

To the person who laughed, run. And to the background people who were in the roasting conversation, they all turned to them.

My Photographic sibling Leech!reader is about to pull in the log system in their brain bro.

And when PSL!reader done the dude like:

Would PSL!reader feel sorry? No. Absolutely not.

Bro, depending on what PSL!reader knows bout said dude, (which they know so much tea of) that dude gonna SCREAM

"Ah! do you remember the time when you accidentally stepped on crap and you looked around to see anyone who saw you on campus, and I was there behind the tree all along?"

"Okay, sto-"

"Not to mention, the time you thought you were talking to a student and it was Professor Crewel instead??"

"Okay now-"

"Oh! And when someone opened the door to see your pants dow-"

"OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH NOW"

"Oh, and that drama you had with your housewarde-"

The poor guy had to change names and estate. Meanwhile, Azul and the tweels didn't you KNEW SO MUCH TEA???? Azul NEEDS THE INFO YOU KNOW BRO?!

But eeeeeeeehhhh........ they needa work hard on that to get information out of you.

Oh, and if someone has a cup of tea against PSL!reader? Expect them to add salt to their tea

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Azul and you but your lie in April