#had to look it up

[meteor752]

Damn, Polyphemus wasn’t lying, Ody really was the final man to die

[themelodyofspring]

Tarot October BPC | Day 07

Queen of Coins - Cursed Inheritance

[whatdoessunshinetastelike]

shelly has compound eyes

[anxiousdragoncollector]

Love that one car type that has the tiny square back headlights w the Xs in the middle

[okkalo]

My microwave broke, how am I supposed to heat up my arroz con gandules now ☹️ I am very sad

breath on it atp idk

[lumochiart]

doing my genshin daily commissions in fontaine: “where do i get a GARLIC BAGUETTE??”

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[the-dragon-girl-27]

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

you are greeted by...... her

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

[spideyhexx]

kit have you watched la chimera? i jsut watched it today and my life is changed im still sick over it

YEA!!! I watched it a bit ago! I loved it, it was a very beautiful film🫶I think it’s too like…still for me in general but it’s a good film, acting, visually, writing, all of the aspects, just not my typical thing yanno

but josh is very wonderful in that movie and he’s just another dirty man too

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[k3yreviewer25]

One of my favorite hobbies is thinking about the fucked up implications of this fantasy world map my parents got me for christmas

[Image ID: photo of a map. On the left side of the map is Middle Earth, with the Shire and Mordor labeled. To the direct right of Mordor is Whoville.]

[kaitotheidiot]

My sister and my dad are currently discussing the different ways to make tomato soup.

My dad, goes "yea you take sugar, tomato sauce and some other stuff and stirr that shit in a pot"

My sister meanwhile takes the actual tomatos we have. Cuts them up along side pepper and puts rosemary and stuff in it and bakes it in the oven.

All this to say that both of them are insane and I am unsure if Shenchi would aprove.

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[txttletale]

bilionaires are so cool. this guy founded venmo by the way