#haha... nope

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Buddie + Insane Moments In Season 7

[luminouslotuses]

how the tommyinnit tour is going:

[many-gay-magpies]

teen wolf is essentially a show where all the bad guys look at little golden boy scott mccall and say "you will stoop to our level eventually, naïve child". then scott looks at all of them, goes "no. fuck you," and does it better than them.

[stickynotelovers-art]

Carefully boops turtle snout

[fyoht]

oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.

[sunderwight]

Thinking about a situation where SQQ gets a look at Luo Binghe's package (post-Abyss but pre-Maigu Ridge, or in an AU where Maigu Ridge doesn't happen) through like, the outline of his pants or whatever (maybe Binghe took a wardrobe tip from Jareth of Labyrinth), and then got to thinking about how huge Luo Binghe's meat is, like in an actually non-sexual way this time just his brain gets onto a tangent about a bunch of scenes from PIDW where the descriptions varied wildly, and then he starts wondering about exactly what size it is, because to go by the novel's descriptions it's either bigger than average but not insane or there's another arm stuffed into that codpiece somehow. Surely it's closer to the former than the latter? SQQ doesn't have any other evidence that physical limitations in this world are that different from his own world, but then again, would it come up in any of his conversations if women in this world have sufficiently cavernous vaginas for damn near every virgin Bingge met to accommodate a dick that big? Does it at least make childbirth easier? He hasn't exactly polled anyone on it, so it could be the case. But what about the back door, so to speak? There were a few sex scenes that went in that direction, forbidden tunnel of love type stuff and it was all incredibly bad and cheesy, but of course, SQQ actually has a "back door" too and surely he would notice if it was possible to stick his own arm up it. Although it's also not as if he's tried, and as a peak lord with a fantasy metabolism he doesn't actually have to take a shit either, his body processes everything extremely efficiently and it's been years since... well anyway it's not like he's had occasion to investigate it much, now that he's thinking about it. Maybe he can? Not that this is relevant information to anything though and given the inconsistencies the probable limitations of the numerous people PIDW Binghe had sex with, his package, though prodigious, is probably not actually that big of a weapon. How could he even comfortably keep it contained otherwise...? Etc etc etc.

Meanwhile the entire time he's having this internal spiel, he's just... staring. At Luo Binghe's dick. Really blatantly. It doesn't even occur to him that he's doing something incriminating about his interests or possible attraction precisely because he's not, for once, getting flustered about it (much) but is in fact genuinely vexed by the mystery. This is not so much a case of imagining Luo Binghe's dick as wondering about fantasy physiology. So he's lost track of where his gaze has wandered.

The longer it goes on for though the more flustered Luo Binghe gets though. Like, should he say something? Is this a prelude to Shizun making a move? Is there... something wrong with it? Why is he staring so intently? Is Shizun aware that he has just been looking straight at Luo Binghe's dick for almost ten minutes now...? He should definitely say something, right? Maybe this is his chance! Or maybe he should wait and see what Shizun does next? Should he try a line? Something suave? Ask if he wants to see it! Shizun can absolutely see Binghe's dick if he wants to! No wait, but what if Shizun is planning on making a move and he ruins it by being impatient? He should wait and see where this is going.

...How long is it going to take, though...?

Luo Binghe's brain frazzles between trying to decide if he should make a move or prepare to be receptive towards one, or maybe check and make sure his dick hasn't turned into tentacle or something without him noticing, while Shen Qingqiu slooowly (very slowly) begins to realize that yes, he has been staring at Luo Binghe's dick while lost in thought for such a long time that now it's weird. It's definitely weird. He should look away now, at once, except now if he stops staring at Binghe's dick it's going to end whatever stalemate this is and he's probably going to have to explain why he was ogling it in the first place, and he definitely cannot explain anything, so he just keeps staring while furiously trying to think of a non-gay explanation for why he's now glaring intensely at Luo Binghe's crotch.

...He can't think of anything. Oh god. This is a disaster. Luo Binghe is going to kill him for being a perve!

(Good luck, Binghe.)

[floweroflaurelin]

Here’s a crop from my current wip, inspired by Byzantine art! It’s part of a much larger piece that I’m chipping away at.

I’ve been a Locked Tomb fan for a while now and I’ve always wanted to make art for it and I’m finally indulging myself 🦴🌟🦴

[pallanophblargh]

I’ve basically been dead as far as online presence and art is concerned, mostly due to keeping busy with life stuff. There is currently a recently spayed cat wearing a shirt in my house, I’m playing houseplant musical chairs, that kind of stuff.

But here’s a few crude scribbles of a curly ‘noph lady who I’m finding fun to draw. I should compile another pallanoph sketch dump when I’m less lazy.

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

[pampanope]

What are the shadows and Graces doing for Christmas and Christmas Eve ? Does Graves distribute gifts like Santa ?

((Waaaay past xmas lol but life be like that 🤣😩))

Graves gives his pple their xmas bonuses and some time off if they wish.

And of course gifts are exchanged!

Thing is, Graves is content to hand out stocking stuffers and have big feasts prepared but he never actually expected anything back… in the early days at least :)

I have this hc that a combo of Graves’s childhood and initial desire be a more distant Commander in the early days of SC are what would keep him from accepting gifts.

But they kinda wore him down over time, poor man’s vastly outnumbered XD

Nowadays he accepts them with an exasperated huff followed by a sincere thanks

(I can’t interior design; his rooms from a reference 🤣)

[hahskeleton]

how two draw

[kth1]

category - VANNIE (for @kimtaegis)

[pr0cyon-lotor]

I was scrolling through twitter (terrible mistake never again) when I found this. I thought it was gongzhi post since I'm on svsss twt and it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize it was one of those blue checkmark accounts taking an ad space

I mean... Fitting? I think

[meowyjean]

using gender neutral terms and expressing explicit disinterest in sex while i ask for dating advice from my painfully oblivious cis straight cousin who's sure i'll be going on conventional dates with men as a biromantic asexual (i don't plan on explicitly coming out to my family)

[just-another-oikawa-kinnie]

Another silly meme woooooooowoooo

[fandomwe1rd0]

Its honestly crazy how our Rick is the polar opposite of most Rick, particularly the ones that "buy" Mortys. Those Ricks see all Mortys as replaceable. Our Rick doesn't. Those Ricks don't want to change. Our Rick does. Those Ricks couldn't care less if those Mortys died. Rick would sacrifice himself if it meant Morty could leave. One Rick literally use a Morty as a weapon and a human shield (Check Rickshank Redemption) Our Rick will use himself to shield Morty. Some Ricks dont care about Mortys at all. Our Rick cares about Morty more than anything.