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Countdown to Agatha: Day 778

Wanda: “I like how you rocketed up into the sky after murdering your mother and looting her corpse. You decided to go 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!”

Y/N: “Agatha, were you actually the inspiration for how rockets launches worked? You did predate them and all…”

Agatha, who thought she just looked cool: “I regret showing you those memories…”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 777

Y/N: “So, how old is Señor Scratchy?”

Agatha: “I…don’t know?”

Wanda: “What do you mean? You had to have gotten him from somewhere?”

Agatha: “Well, he just kinda showed up one day when I was doing some inter-dimensional spell casting and bit me.”

Y/N: “He BIT you?”

Agatha: “Yeah! And so I obviously had to keep the little creature.”

Wanda: “Reminds me of you”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 779

Y/N: “Do you still have the spellbooks from when you first started learning magic?”

Agatha: “Of course I do! Every notebook, every tome, every annotation.”

Wanda: “Let’s see them then, oh masterful historian to your art of witchcraft?”

Agatha: “You want to see them?”

Wanda: “You can’t just tell but not show, especially after such bragging!”

Agatha: *summons books* “They might be a little worn, well loved is more apt actually-“

Y/N: “Are some of these pages held in with scotch tape and chewing gum?”

Agatha: “What did you expect! They’re from the 17th century!”

Y/N: “No offense, but you would be terrible at art or artifact restoration.”

Wanda: “All the offense! Scrolls from the library of Alexandria have more substance than these!”

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 757

Natasha: “You’re a morosexual, just accept it!”

Wanda: “A what?”

Natasha: “A morosexual - it means you’re only attracted to morons”

Wanda: “I am not!”

Natasha: “Really?” *points to Y/N and Agatha*

Agatha and Y/N: *trying to slide down the banister of a three story spiral staircase*

Y/N: “If Anna did it in the opening song of Frozen, then SO CAN I” *slips off and cascades down an entire story*

Agatha: “HAHAHA” *slips and falls on top of them* “OOF”

Natasha to Wanda: “You’re doing a terrible job beating the allegations”

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 629

****Spoiler warning!! Leaks!!!****

Images of Agatha from the upcoming show Agatha: Darkhold Diaries have been leaked:

Credit to @ScarletWitchUpd and @AgathaHNews on Twitter for these images

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 736

Agatha: *passed out on the couch*

Y/N: “Aww, she looks so cute when she’s asleep!”

Wanda: “Cute? She sleeps like a medieval peasant anticipating assassination”

Y/N: “Is it the knife?”

Wanda: “It’s the knife.”

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 714

Y/N: “I wish I was there to have watched you duel, it seemed like such a dramatic affair”

Wanda: “I promise you, it’s better that you missed it. It was emotional for all”

Agatha: “…give me a minute”

Agatha: *bursts in wearing Wanda’s scarlet witch costume* “I’m not a witch. I don’t cast spells. No one taught me magic!”

Wanda: *deep exhale*

Agatha: “I said your line!! We’re doing a scene here Wanda! You’re supposed to say, as me: “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme-“

Wanda: *glares*

Agatha: “Oh what, like I’m supposed to play me and you’re supposed to play you? Boring! Plus - even if your pants are a wee bit too long, your costume fits!”

Agatha: “Now Y/N, hand me the toaster so it can be the stand in for Vision in the finale before the hex dissolves”

Wanda: *tackles her*

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Countdown to Agatha: Day 748

Wanda: *visibly upset*

Y/N: “Awww look! She’s doing her signature angry nose scrunch!”

Wanda: “Don’t prod at me right now, or else it’s your funeral”

Agatha: “It’s so hard to when you make such a cute face!!” *boops nose*

Wanda: “THAT’S IT” *body slams Agatha*

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 731

Y/N: “I made you both some tea!”

Wanda: “Thank you!”

Agatha: “Appreciate it hon!”

Y/N: *happily leaves*

Agatha: *dumps both cups in a plant”

Wanda: “What are you doing?”

Agatha: “Saving your life - and your stomach - see?”

Plant: *withers and dies*

Wanda: “Why don’t you tell them that the tea is so bad it could be classified as a biological weapon?”

Agatha: “I will NOT be the one to crush their dreams. I may be evil, but I’m not a monster”

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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 739

Tommy: “Hey mom?”

Wanda: “Yeah, what’s up?”

Billy: “We can’t find the new action figures you got us”

Wanda: “Really? Do you think you misplaced them? They have to be around here somewhere - I mean - it’s not like they grew legs and walked away!”

*meanwhile*

Agatha, with several figurines: “DIE DIE DIE I WRESTLE YOU WITH MY SUPREME POWER*

Y/N, also holding a pair: “I’m gonna make them kiss”

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Countdown to the Darkhold Diaries: Day 584

Agatha arguing with Y/N: “-What next? Emotional vulnerability?? What else do you expect of me yet I have none to give?”

Wanda: “Woah, Woah! What’s going on here!

Y/N: “Agatha’s- she’s- she’s”

Agatha: “Aww can’t spit it out, can you? Can’t use your big girl words?”

Y/N: “AGATHA’S BEING A BITCH”

*shocked silence*

Wanda: “…damn Agatha…to be honest you kinda had that coming though”