#hal jordon

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #16

When Hal had asked him which town he protected, Danny was more than happy to tell him, "Amity Park!" When Hal asked Danny where it was, Danny hadn't thought the response, "At this moment? Or where it was last week?" would've caused such chaos in the meeting.

Danny knew not everyone's town traveled across the country, but he didn't think it was odd enough to warrant this kind of reaction.

[mcuxhp777]

just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions

Diana: So, he's not adopted?

Bruce: No, he's my son

Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?

Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?

Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time

Bruce: It just happened

Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute

Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute

Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart

[pinkiemachine]

Hero Swap Pt. 2

[gffa]

Okay, I can see why people ship Bruce/Hal now.

[purple-goo-writes]

So...had a hilarious scene pop into by head due to the thought that when universe hopping Danny has to conform to the laws of that universe. And if he hopped to DC universe, due to his space core and powers, Danny ends up basically a Space Spirit/Living Star in Human form instead of having two forms. Cause outside Captain Marvel/Shazam that isn't really something normal for DC heroes and Danny's second form is biological not magical. And because of how loosely connected th DC universe is to the Infinity Realms, Danny can't break away from this universe's laws like he would be able to with one closer connected and closer to his own universe.

Therefore living Star/Space Demigod Danny comes into existence. Which Is A Learning Curve He DID Not Ask For. Cause on top of relearning t use his powers and getting used to his new body?!? He has to find a way home which could take a while due to how far this place is from the Infinity Realms. (Don't know how he ended up thre. Probably natural portal whilst fleeing from the GIW)

But anyway back to the funny scene that popped into my head cause of this train of thought-

Hal meeting Danny because he finds the kid fighting a raccoon over a pizza in the dumpster next to his apartment complex.

Hal holding feral child by scruff of neck with his powers: ....Is this how batman acquires his Robin's? Is this how one becomes a father?

[headcanonthings]

Hal: I went to Gotham recently and a 7 year old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself.

Dick, leaning over to whisper to Bruce: I thought Jason quit.

[dzasta15]

I didn’t even know this was a ship until yesterday but I can’t get goofy one sided crushes outta my mind. The nickname spooky is ridiculously cute. Stop that

[lovelylonelymoonlight]

Listen I’m not like a shipper but

THE FACT THAT BRUCE WAS A FAN OF GREEN LANTERN WHEN HE WAS A KID MEANS SOMETHING TO ME WHEN WE’RE TALKING ABOUT BRUCE/HAL

[jhonnyhotbody]

Flash and Green Lantern friendship is truly amazing.

I do not hate Guy

[waterfire1848]

[ Hal and Bruce going on a dangerous mission. ]

Hal: If something happened to Bruce…I couldn’t live with myself.

Barry: Of course, you wouldn’t have to because Clark and Diana would kill you.

[abing1210]

。

[jotaroslooseeyebrowhair]

Dp x dc prompt

In a fight, skulker accidentally throws Danny through a natural portal, and now Danny is stuck at Pluto, what the hell you bony bastard?! So now he has to fly all the way back to earth and hope the satellites don’t pick him up, but it’s actually Hal Jordan who sees him, and when later telling the justice league about a glowing boy in space who doesn’t need to breath and definitely wasn’t a lantern, zatanna cuts him off to mention the urgent need of addressing the insane amounts of dead following what feels like an insanely powerful god of death that definitely wasn’t in this dimension the day before. Bats is obviously the first one to notice they’re talking about the same person.

Back with Danny, he can’t seem to find his way around the states with how tired that flight made him, so he crashed down onto a farm on accident, while two sweet parents see this glowing boy fall from the sky and decided yeah. Might as well have another.

Clark, meanwhile, has no clue that the god of death sending the league into chaos is the same kid his parents have been wanting him to meet back at the farm.

[lityellow]

vampire hal is right

[jasontoddsguns]

Green Lantern, panting: Holy shit, these guys just won’t quit-

Shazam: You want a Capri Sun?

Green Lantern: a what

Shazam: A Capri Sun.

Green Lantern: …

(Explosions and fighting in the distance)

Green Lantern: …what flavor

[lilho-ho-bo10]

Bruce: This is stupid.

Clark: *looking inside tree branches*I don't care, we're not going anywhere until I find one egg.

Bruce: Clark, I'm rich, I can just buy you some.

Clark: *lifts boulder* it's not the same. Now, where are those eggs.

Bruce: Who was even in charge of hiding the eggs?

Diana: *pops out of bush* It was me.

Clark: You really did a good job at hiding them.

Diana: These lips are sealed.

Clark: ?

Bruce: ?

Diana: Ok, fine. I got my eggs from an old woman. But she was actually Circe, she actually gave me harpy eggs and, well--

Bruce: Let me guess, you broke them, didn't you?

Diana: *looks behind Bruce and sees two harpies kidnapping Hal and Barry* um...sure. Excuse me for a moment.

Clark: ?...

Harpy: *swoops in and snatches up Bruce*

Bruce: Why am I not surprised?

Clark: !?

Diana: *Follows holding Arthur* No, no, not the rich one, take him!

Clark: !?

Arthur: !?

[seizethegay420]

Do you think Superman sometimes eats stuff he shouldn't to freak people out

Like, he'll be in a Justice League meeting, and he'll just start casually eating a chair