#half a braincell in their stupid lil noggin

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

You say "Sun/Moon arranged to be married to someone that's rude to them" I hear "Sun/Moon arranged to be married to Eclipse, when all of them would much rather marry Reader"

THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOST CHAOTIC TAKE FOR THE BETROTHED-BUT-IN-LOVE-WITH-A-SERVANT AU THERE COULD POSSIBLY BE. ONE WHOLEASS IDIOT STUPIDING THEIR WAY THROUGH LIFE WHILE THREE WHOLEASS MORONS ARE FRANTICALLY GOOGLING ‘how to tell my crush that I only want to elope with them and forget all about my engagement and live happily with them in a small cottage in the country side for the rest of our lives’

[hailynwarner]

Hi Hailyn! Can you tell us more about your relationship with each of your siblings?

WOWIE I HAVEN'T SPOKE SINCE LAST YEAR- you're name has my brother's name in it- SORRY GOT DISTRACTED ANYWAY-

I think I'm the closest with my biggest brother Yakko, cuz me and him are like best friends, and I really like it when we joke around and laugh! I also like using him as a shield to not get hit by a mallet when I call Dot "Dottie"- also he's super super SUPER smart. He's the smartest person I know and he helps me a lot, we're super close with each other!

Me and Wakko share one braincell. That's what Dot says ALL the time and I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND- SOMEONE EXPLAIN PLEASE, ANYWAY- We both like waffles, but he keeps STEALING THEM FROM ME- uhhh...Oh, Wakko helps me alot when I'm scared or upset! But he says real bad stuff about himself and I don't like it when he does! Cuz he lies to himself and it makes me wanna slap him in a loving little sister way. He also gives good piggy back rides- OH AND AND WE BOTH LIKE THE BEATLES! Wakko maybe likes them just a lil too much, though. We're pretty close too though, and he's super fun!

...aaaand Dot.

Uh...well, we fight. A lot. All the time. I'm sorry, it's just so fun to see her mad until she gets out her mallet, then you can hear that creepy music from that one movie, Psycho- what WAS that movie, man, I only watched that weird shower scene and it was really stupid, I got too bored-

...what was I walking about? OH YEAH

We fight a lot and we're not as close, which is weird cuz we're both girls AND we're sisters so you'd think she wouldn't like, hate me. But she does. I don't like girly stuff like dresses or makeup or Mel Gibson- but we both like making bracelets, and she is funny when she isn't mad. I actually really wish she didn't hate me as much as she does cuz I honestly think she's really cool- when she's not bein' all mushy and "cute"

I'm cuter than her and half the time I don't mean to be! I'm naturally cute, man!

...I think that's all I gotta say for now, I haven't talked in so long wowie-

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT DOT MEANS BY ME AND WAKKO SHARING ONE BRAINCELL- YOU CAN'T SHARE THOSE, THEY'RE IN YOUR NOGGIN-