#hank green

[inccorrct-dimension20]

The Fix: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

A Tention: What if it bites me and it dies?

The Fix: That means you’re poisonous.

Conrad: What if it bites itself and I die?

The Fix: …That’s voodoo.

Imelda: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

The Fix: That’s correlation, not causation.

Hunch: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Dan Fucks: That’s kinky.

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

[ryan-sometimes]

[measureyourlifeincake]

i know people make these kinds of posts with fictional characters a lot but like. hank green truly is one of The Most Guys Ever. like. he's one of the earliest youtubers who is still on there. he's a 43-year-old tiktok star. he's a science educator. he got cancer and his response was to make a tier list of the press's coverage of his cancer announcement. the president of the united states sent him a message of support and he told the president that he was pissing out the cancer. years earlier he was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis and his response was to write a polka song about it. he created vidcon. he's the ceo of a company that produces a shitton of educational series (well, not acting ceo at the moment due to the aforementioned cancer). his guitar says "this machine pwns n00bs" on it. he invented 2D glasses. one of his earliest videos to get popular was about animal sex. between him and his brother, he was known as "the science one" (or "the music one") while his brother was "the writer one," and then he wrote two new york times bestselling novels. his most controversial opinion is that butt is legs. he's done so many things that there is a website dedicated to counting the number of days since he started a new thing. he and his brother use their internet following to (among other things) fight maternal/infant mortality in sierra leone. he has a baked bean furby. hes even bisexual

[civ5crab]

[hopefulqueer]

"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[5ftboy]

"Can I do a snoop check to see how horny The Fix is?" "That's gonna be snoop one."

[operationslipperypuppet]

fun fact: this fun fact made me uncomfortable in real life! thanks hank!!

[toddchavezwatchescartoons]

[hedonistbyheart]

The brothers Green being cute.

[introverted-bard]

This is so much funnier now that we know that Hank has recorded an entire season of Dimension 20 with Brennan

[howlbear]

I keep Twitter around for 1 reason

[slothfisherman]

Nostalgia's: serving coffee grounds, your first root beer float, warm vodka, bacon and coffee, pancake syrup, and a calzone.

[andincorporated]

(thoroughly impacted "okay")

[dimension20official]

The trailer for Dimension 20: Mentopolis

Premieres August 9th on Dropout.tv

Featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan as Game Master, and players:

Hank Green as The Fix

Danielle Radford as Anastasia Tension

Alex Song-Xia as Conrad Schintz

Siobhan Thompson as Imelda Pulse

Mike Trapp as Det. Hunch Curio

Freddie Wong as Dan Fucks

An FAQ for the season can be found here.

[5ftboy]

Conrad Schintz; newsie, Justin's best friend, and butterfly.

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