#hannibal crack

[ssaseaprince]

So y'all know how Hannibals dinner parties are supposed to be like, super super exclusive, right? And all these high society people will do anything to get invited. Well, I'm just imagining the people who's dreamed of getting invited and probably cried themselves to sleep when they never weren't, reacting to Hannibal being convicted of his crimes. Multiple people laughed, I'm calling it.

[pesky--dust]

the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")

unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")

he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)

he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"

he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way

criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")

when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.

[hootybal-lecter]

gaslight 

gatekeep

goncharov

[licensetocannibalize]

Hannibal Season 4 Predictions:

Frederick Chilton gets hit by a meteor. And Lives.

Abigail Hobbs is revealed to be alive, after Will Graham successfully faked her death at the end of season 2.

Winston the dog swims to Cuba to reunite with Will Graham.

Hannibal has a 2,000 page long Wedding binder. He is still waiting for Will Graham to propose.

Will Graham takes up deep-sea fishing.

Jimmy Price and Brian Zeller celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary.

A wing in the BAU is named in Beverly Katz honor.

Alana Bloom and Margot Verger happily raise their family.

Jack Crawford heads task force dedicated to locating the Murder Husbands. Clarice Starling is his first draft.

[thedarkmongoose]

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

will: they know

hannibal:

[orchestralelement]

Just spent some time scrolling through Mizumono posts and was surprised to find no mention of the "grief lobster" anywhere. I'm referring, of course, to the epic Last Supper tablescape, which is—even by ordinary Hannibal Lecter standards—pretty fucking extra.

Motherfucker was so beside himself with grief and angst that he put a goddamn lobster ... inside a fucking cantaloupe.

So, here you go, Tumblr: The inaugural use of the #grieflobster tag on this platform (a tag I did not invent, but it's one of my favorite byproducts of the Hannibal fandom).

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[vampibal]

and he's right

[cunn1ngboy]

hannibal growling is my religion, and oh im such a monk

[pesky--dust]

I like to wonder what must have been going through Jack Crawford's mind when he witnessed this scene.

Like— A dangerous criminal, the Chesapeake Ripper, surrenders outside the home of your most valued criminal profiler, saying he wants the said profiler to always know where he is and where to find him, while looking at him like a kicked puppy?

Jack: Good job, Will. What you two are tho, gays?

[mok-a-chino]

[tak1awase]

[avegetariancannibal]

“There’s no way Hannibal has the stamina to fuck Will that many times!”

You fool! You utter, utter fool! Did you not see Hannibal put a man up in a parking lot

Like dang. That feat alone was at least FIFTY FOUR Will Graham fuckings worth of stamina!

[thedarkmongoose]

why can't gay people just get matching tattoos or rings or sth

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

Three tickets to Barbie, please