#hannibal shitpost

[multifandom--mess]

lookin like they about to drop the hardest synth-pop album 😭😭

[pesky--dust]

I'm not from America and I don't fully understand the legal system there, so please someone tell me whether it would be even possible for Hannibal and Will to become Abigail's surrogate parents, even though Will killed her biological father???

[osbcrne]

Honestly i think a hannibal season 4, as much as I and all of us want it, may mess up the already perfect show unless it's done with the right people under the right circumstances. I'm nervous it it might be campy or cheesy or made just for the sake of being made, because people want it- not as much passion behind it. We all know that films and shows that have drive and MOTIVE (lol) and dedication and passion behind them come out the best! and i really don't want a let down for us fannibals, or an inconvenience for the cast+crew.

ngl id be fine with just

"did they live and eat bedelia?"

"yep"

"did they kiss/pursue a relationship?"

"yep"

"did they run away together happy forever and get married and become real murder husbands?"

"yep"

"did they adopt dogs maybe even a cat/did they go back for wills dogs"

"yep"

like that's low key all i need. i would love a season 4 but i don't want it to be made because it's in demand, i want it to be made because everybody is all for it and willing to go all in!

p.s.- maybe ask hugh and mads stuff like this at c2e2 if you want 🤭but PLEASE be respectful!!! They're people too, please don't make them answer anything weird lol

[will-graham-coded]

[tosterovenn]

My only goal is life is to meet Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh dancy before either of us dies.

[dysfunctionaldogdude]

You know how Will just strips when he's sweating?

I do that but I just take my socks off and yeet them aggressively at my laundry basket. And if that doesn't work...

I pull a will and take my shirt off like I'm peeling off a bathing suit.

Well actually I sleep only with my thinner blanket then if I'm still hot peel my shirt off like a reptile shedding it's skin.

[bananibal]

[murderfathers]

[littlelightninggirlofchb]

Hannibal + text posts part 2 (part 1)

[willgraham-manwhore]

The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:

They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3

[billyeyelasssh]

The reason Will’s mask was clear was they wanted to show his beautiful, suspected cannibal face.

Hannibal’s mask is not clear because the bitch was eating people with his eyes.

Welcome to my TEDTalk.

[multifandom--mess]

and if i say that kiss it better by rihanna is hannigram coded then what

[pesky--dust]

the "diagnosis" Chilton gave Will during his trial was the one closest to the truth ("Will Graham has never been diagnosed. He won't allow anyone to test him. He has carefully constructed a persona to hide his real nature from the world. He wears it so well, even Jack Crawford couldn't see past it. (...) There is not yet a name for whatever Will Graham is.")

unlike Alana Bloom or Jack Crawford, he saw what a manipulator Will was and that in front of them he played a poor, confused, wounded bird ("(...) A particularly-manipulative one at that. Poor, confused, wounded bird for Agent Crawford and Doctors Lecter and Bloom. And for me, well, I get the psychopath's triumvirate: charm, focus and ruthlessness. The charm, of course, being debateable.")

he believed Will that Hannibal may be the Chesapeake Ripper and said Jack Crawford: "Hannibal once served me tongue and made a joke about eating mine. It's hard not to at least consider it.". Jack ignored him. (I think Jack was already planning some large-scale action against Hannibal, but that's a topic for another post)

he called Dr Lecter "Hannibal the Cannibal"

he understood that Will Graham was alive because Hannibal Lecter liked him that way

criticized Jack for letting Will and Hannibal get closer to each other and then leaving Will alone ("You dangle Will Graham and now you cut bait. You are letting Hannibal have him hook, line and sinker.")

when Jack expressed hope that the relationship between Hannibal and Will was one of those friendships that ends after the disemboweling, Chilton told him: "I would argue, with these two, that's tantamount to flirtation. Will is going to lead you right to him." and let's be real, he was right.

[lobotomaxi]

im going to kill him (confession of love) ... with my hands (erotic)

[will-graham-coded]

Poster child

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

I don't think Will or Hannibal are psychopaths I just think that having your first gay crush later in your life will fuck with your head and I think the show accurately depicted that