#hanzo quotes

[kentstoji]

[purpledusty]

Hanzo: Are we trauma-bonded?

Kuai Liang: We’re trauma-married at this point.

Tomas: What am I? The trauma-in-law?

[cryptidbait]

Pseudo Subscorp Week 2024

Day 1: Haunt

[dawnthefox24]

*Lifeweaver and Hanzo both trying to go out and have fun only to realise that Baptiste and Cole will want to join them* Lifeweaver: We need to distract our boyfriends. Hanzo: Leave it to me. Hanzo:*walks over to where Baptiste and Cole are* Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Baptiste & Cole : *immediately begin arguing*

[hauntedbythenarrative]

I need a father. I need a mother. I need some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God, but the sky is empty.

All the gods have been domesticated

And Heaven is now overrated

And the churches, they all closed their doors

But you can take your complaints straight to the Lord

The unabridged journals of Sylvia Plath//Sun bleached flies, Ethel Cain//The Double Image, Anne Sexton//Silk, Wolf Alice//Phaedra’s Love, Sarah Kane//Girls against God, Florence + The Machine//Adonis, from Death (tr. by Samuel Hazo)//Kill Bill vol. 1 (2003), Quentin Tarantino//Blasphemies at the 5th street station, S. Osborn//Portrait of the Illness as Nightmare, Leila Chatti//This Hell, Rina Sawayama//Cassandra, Florence + The Machine

[guardianofthedawn]

Principal: Your children were involved in a fight on school grounds today.

Johnny Cage, Sonya Blade, Jax Briggs, Kenshi Takahashi, Hanzo Hasashi, Kung Lao, Kuai Liang: Did they win?

[pobbsarts]

Kuai: Hanzo annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Takeda: There's nothing special about tomorrow, Grandmaster.

Kuai: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

[laismoura-art]

Hanzo: Why is Kuai lying face down on the floor?

Kenshi: Oh, he took one of those "which MK character are you" quizzes.

Hanzo: Who did he get?

Kenshi: You.

Hanzo: lol

Kuai has nothing against Scorpion, he just would rather be Sub-Zero🙃

[penforthewin]

Sub-Zero: And the truth is... I...

Scorpion: ...Am gay.

Sub-Zero: Am...

Scorpion: Gay.

Sub-Zero: This is hard to talk about.

Scorpion: Bisexual?

[jaydraw209]

Hanzo: Go Fuck yourself.

Noob Saibot: Alright, I'll be back.

Hanzo: Wait what-

-Later-

Bi-Han: What are you doing here, Wraith?

Noob Saibot: I was told to go fuck myself, so-

Bi-Han: WHAT THE FUCK?!

[kentstoji]

jester!reader who was raised alongside kitana, but always in the position of a loyal and caring servant.

jester!reader who always had a terrible view of themselves and could never glimpse or accept the depth of their achievements or merits.

jester!reader who had peculiar powers, but stood out in the area of ​​healing generated through the melodies of their lyre.

jester!reader who formed a strange friendship with johnny cage and hanzo hasashi (the latter was filled with an overwhelming peace when they tried to cheer him up with generic jokes).

jester!reader who was struggling with their own depression.

[purpledusty]

Kuai Liang: Brother, I want you to keep an open mind.

Bi-Han: Ok, mind opened.

Kuai Liang: *gestures to Hanzo as he walks in* This is my boyfriend.

Hanzo: Hello.

Bi-Han: ...And mind is now closed.

[incorrectmkquotes]

Bi-Han: Punch me in the face.

Hanzo: Punch you?

Bi-Han: Yes, in the face, didn't you hear me?

Hanzo: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Kuai Liang and Hanzo having a completely normal conversation in the SF base.

Kenshi walking up to them with grim look on his face: You two need to not be in a hundred meter radius of each other when I’m around, because if I have to hear one more of your perverted thoughts about the other I’m actually going to start murdering people.

[cassidysboots]

Genji: have you and Hanzo ever had an argument before? Cassidy: nope! Cassidy: he tells me to shut up and I do

[guardianofthedawn]

Kuai Liang: Hey Hanzo, want to join me in the shower?

Hanzo: Kuai Liang, I keep a spear in the second drawer of my bedside table. If I ever say no to that question I want you to take that spear and stab me in the heart with it because it means that I have gone insane.