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littlemsbumblebee · 14 days
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accidentally sniffed out a fellow tumblr user.
cause they were talking bout the ides of March.
it’s saved in their calander.
this says something about us
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hyphen-8-it · 1 year
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honourable mention on this day of days to Caius Martius Coriolanus for also getting stabbed by conspirators
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FNAF movie Mike vs Vanny on ordering pizzaplex food
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carbonateds-oda · 1 month
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teen dazai hands chuuya the most obnoxiously decorated card w a weirdly ominous message written inside and gets super upset bc chuuya can’t figure out that it’s supposed to be a valentines day card
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oceanamethyst · 14 days
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. KNIFE ATTACK!!! 🔪🗡🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪🗡🔪🔪🔪
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saltpepperbeard · 6 months
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Stede + Being a Wonderful Dad Captain for @stedebonnets
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Tu quoque, fili mi?
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trianglebird4 · 1 year
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aro-queer-and-tired · 14 days
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julius ceasar has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years, long may we torment him.
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chronicallyblonde · 1 year
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julius caesar has been dead for 2067 slutty, slutty years
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freckleslikestars · 1 year
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We should totally just stab Caesar!
Mean Girls | 2004
Happy Ides of March!
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renicrusecal · 15 days
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Tumblr as soon as March 15
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stitchposts · 13 days
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stbot · 1 year
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Kit sparring flirting being a brat
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sensitiveheartless · 7 months
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Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!
Now that that’s established:
Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?
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(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)
Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf
Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.
And Ranpo believes this for years.
Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”
Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:
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