#harley keener

[ikarakie]

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

[dailymarvelstudios]

Iron Man 3 (2013), dir. Shane Black

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: I can't believe you managed to nearly burn down the lab in the hour I left you alone

Peter: in our defence, you shouldn't have given us a blowtorch

Harley: and it didn't take an hour

[emmedoesntdomath]

no, but you see, I don’t care that the way I wrote the ship isn’t technically canon. I don’t care that I changed the dynamic slightly to make it funnier. I don’t care that character a is supposed to be protecting character b and not the other way around. I don’t care that I gave them more fluff than their story probably needed, because dammit, they deserved the happy ending. I don’t care that their relationship is borderline codependent in all the best ways. I will write it that way, because I know that there’s an audience that wants to see the same things I do, and I will continue to write it this incorrect way, so help me god, and there’s nothing. you. can. do. to. stop. me.

[dana-is-snax]

ST*RKERS DNI

[fotibrit]

peter texts tony asking if a friend can come over after school, and tony agreeing, thinking nothing if it.

Peter: “Hi Mister Stark! Meet my friend, his names Harley. He’s my new lab partner.”

Tony:

Harley:

Tony:

Peter:

Harley:

Tony: Hey Pete, you’re gonna wanna sit down for this story.

[headcanonthings]

Tony, texting Harley while in a meeting: Call me in five minutes and say I gotta come get you.

Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, what kind of emergency is this.

Tony: 10, get me out of here.

Harley: Put me on speaker, I'll even start crying.

[minimarvelh]

Harley: I’m going to sleep.

Peter: but it’s only 11 pm??

Harley: sorry I’m not falling asleep at the morning because I was reading 200.000 worded gay fics at night.

Peter:

Peter: okay you got me here. Have a good night.

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

[strangeironaf]

*Family group chat*

Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Peter: >:0 language

Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language

Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD

America: 'the fuck word'

Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.

Harley: oh my god she censored it

Tony: Say fuck Pepp

Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[ikarakie]

tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

[periwinkle-the-11th]

Peter 'enhanced spider senses' Parker: *gestures to a sign 10 feet from them* "yeah its just up there"

Harley 'horrible vision, no glasses' Keener: "You can read that??"

Peter 'had horrible vison before the bite, has no idea what the human range of vision should be' Parker: "ummm, kind of?"

Harley 'desperately needs glasses' Keener: "Really? Its all just a huge blur for me"

Peter 'fuck fuck fuck is this a spider thing?' Parker: "Yeah! i just have, really good eyes? I mean like its a bit blurry but not to much you know?"

Harley 'cannot read anything more than 3 feet from him' Keener: "huh, maybe I do need glasses."

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?

Harley: trust me.

Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated

Peter: that can't be good

Harley: oh come one! That was one time

*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[fotibrit]

Harley Keener, who calls everyone "Dude" because he thinks it makes him sound cool

Tony Stark, who calls everyone nicknames because he thinks it makes it sound like he has friends

Peter Parker, who refers to everyone formally because he thinks it makes him sound respectful and dignified

Steve Rogers, walking into the lab, getting whiplash from being called "Dude" "Capcicle" and "Captain Rogers" in unison from the trio. Steve decides to avoid responding to ANY of the nicknames.