#harper circlejerk

[asylumdweller]

compilation of stupid things the dedicated harper circlejerk in my server (me, @pip-n-chips, @digenerate-trash, @these-bees-r18) has decided harper has done bc they cant keep it in their pants

• gotten a sugar induced uti bc they made pc give them oral after giving them a lollipop for their performative doctor shenanigans

• tried to gaslight pc over deleted dickpic texts without realizing that sms delete function is only one-way (they are 25 with the tech awareness of at least a 60 year old)

• a couple times has hit send/reply all instead of save as draft when writing inappropriate emails to clients they never intend to actually send

• is definitely reckless about forcing defiant patients to give them oral and ends up bit, bonus if they have to try to explain it to the orderlies after needing their help prying the deranged patient off their dick

• dirtytalked pc in the middle of the night over the asylum-wide intercom (none of the orderlies could look them in the eyes for weeks afterward)

• got wasted on pink stuff and the mindless desperation for scheming pc closer to them led them to make this incoherent ad that they had no memory of the next day