Shamelessly inspired by this post by @harringroveera
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When Billy feels like crap, he comes to Steve. They spend the evening together, Billy telling jokes and Steve laughing like a child. And from Steve's smile, Billy's soul becomes warm
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Billy, on the phone with Steve: I’m here, turn around
Steve, turns around: I don’t see you
Billy: No, the other way
Steve: I still don’t see you
Billy: Again, the other way
Steve: Still, Billy
Billy: Okay, do it one more time
Steve: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?
Billy: Nah, I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles is fucking hilarious to me
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Billy: I’m going to get a coffee. Anybody want anything?
Heather: I’ll have a latte
Robin: I’ll have a blueberry muffin, with a decaf
Nancy: A cappuccino for me
Chrissy: Lemonade, please
Steve: I’ll have a bagel with a little—
Billy: You know I was just being polite, right?
Billy: I’ll get you that bagel though, pretty boy
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Eddie: We can totally do this. We don’t need our stupid boyfriends to help us
Steve: Yeah! How dumb do they think we are?
Eddie: Sometimes Henry leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
Steve: …
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Dustin, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Billy, not looking up from his book: Really? Steve, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down
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