3 professors forced to share a hotel room during a travel to a wizard expo ... due to budget cut because Hogwarts have sustained yet another annual Voldemort-related disaster( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Harry, as the Head Auror, needs to be up to date about muggle technology influencing the wizarding world. Thankfully his son was there to help him.
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Sirius: Hey, guys. I need your he–
Remus: Shhhh...
Sirius: Wha-
Lily: Shut up.
Sirius: Why?
Regulus: We're listening to Snape and Dumbledore' conversation.
Sirius: What happened?
Remus: Snape was caught on pouring veritaserum into one of students' tea.
Sirius: Oh shit
Lily: He is in trouble.
Regulus: And we want hear as much as possible, so shut the fuck up.
Sirius: Ok, ok *sits next to them*
*5 minutes later*
James: PADS, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!
Sirius: Shhhh, Snivellous is in trouble.
James: I don't give a shit. GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM IS ON FIRE.
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:Half Blood Prince/ chapter 26 “The Cave”
I always check headmaster’s attitude when reading Harry Potter.
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Lately I've been pondering alot on footwear in the wizarding/wixen world...
There's so much to tap into fashion wise...like what the hell does just "robes" even mean Terf-face McRowling????
And I feel like the fan base has done such a wonderful job to portray their own beautiful and unique designs and descriptions... but not so much on shoes 🤔
Like the most generic thing is for them to be walking around in muggle shoes or "loafers" or "dragonhide boots"....
Hell no. These mfs are walking around rocking THESE bad bois!!!
✨️S L I P P E R S✨️
At least for dress robes, formal wear, and those who are fun, fancy biatches on the daily......
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These are my "Inside Out" emotions
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