Niffty: What are the states where Alastor can’t go? Arizona, Utah, and Ohio!
Charlie: Oh my!
Niffty: There’s three more states where Al can’t be. Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennessee!
Alastor: I’m also not welcome in Europe.
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hey sorry but i looked away for a second and your boyfriend became obsessed with a mirror. yeah the one with seven tortured souls. yeah he wants to looks through it and into the eternal now. sorry.
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gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like “my dear doctor, theyre all true” “even the lies?” “especially the lies”
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if i were to write a xingyun fan fic based on the chinese legend, the butterfly lovers, would you all read it
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"getting off" GETTING OFF WHAT? YOUR ARMS??
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❛ i'm your poisonous flower ❜
✿. pro!noun, put wtvr u wnt
𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲. age ୨୧ sign ♡⸝⸝ 🎧
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two sea creatures hate each other but end up falling in love call that anemones to lovers
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me: let’s turn on my musical playlist for some silly bops :)))))
my musical playlist:
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pov ur watching the hannibal intro ⚪️👄⚪️
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