Dick, Tim, Damian, Wally, Bart, Konner, and Jon are all hanging out.
Wally: "Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?"
Dick: "Batman."
Konner and Jon: "Superman."
Damian: "Batman would obviously win if they fought."
Bart: "Literally how? Superman can not only fly, but he's got super strength , invulnerability, lazer eyes, and ice breath! Batman's got what, a fancy car and a grabbling hook?"
Tim: "Did you guys seriously never look into any of the Justice League heroes?"
Wally: "No...why would we need to?"
Tim: "....Superman and Batman have already fought."
Konner and Dick: "What!?"
Jon: "Who won?"
Tim: "Batman."
Bart: "No way."
Damian: "I told you father would win."
Wally: "How?"
Tim: "B's got contingency plans for his contingency plans. You really think he didn't find a way to, at the very least, contain Superman the second he learned about him?"
Konner: "Well, yeah, we all know he does. But that doesn't answer how."
Tim: "Ask Lois or Wonder Woman, they were both there."
Dick: "Not Alfred?"
Tim: "You really think he would've let B beat up Superman?"
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Alexander: I have… feelings for you…
Laurens: I… have feelings for you-
Historians: the feeling was friendship! 😁
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The Seventh Seal (1957) | The Terror ep. "Gore" (2018)
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I wanted a new profile picture for a while, but couldn't decide on what until I got inspired by @nineratsinatrenchcoat
Now to decide on which one.
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Kenny: Write “Nothing is set in stone” on my grave as both a witty pun and a subtle warning that I’ll be back
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