I flew too close to the sun and I am now struck down like Icarus (I had a sudden urge to write and now I have a headache :)))) )
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Fantasy football is a fucking JOKE
I was projected to win 70% and dropped to this??
HE HAS 3 INACTIVE PLAYERS. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:
Special awards go to:
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:
And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:
EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game
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i will never forgive popular UT fanon for using chara as a scapegoat in the genocide run and making "sans recognizes them and attacks them on sight regardless of what run they're in" headcanons so pervasive.
mostly because "restless spirit of a long dead child who's obsessed with the concept of cosmic retribution and facing consequences for your actions" + "guy whose job is just that but he treats it on par with his hot dog sidegig" is potentially one of the most hysterical dynamics you could come up with
UPDATE: you should REALLY check out the notes on this one
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now we're getting spam asks....
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gonna be real, i literally don't give a shit whether charlie dies or not. he's only going to be replaced by his bald son and the monarchy will continue as it always has.
what i do care about is how this is going to be all over the news for the foreseeable even though tens of thousands of people are dying in a genocide our government is helping to fund, how people in our own country are suffering because of the cost of living crisis and the tories practically trying to tear the nhs (and many other public services) down.
and if he does die? we'll have to watch as this 'no money for the nhs' is funnelled into another state funeral and coronation. forgive me if i don't participate in the celebrations
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SOUSHIROU. 01 “i wouldn’t marry myself either” hoshina soushirou
Perhaps he had misheard you.
"What did you say?" he asked, wanting to hear what you said again.
"I'd marry you with paper rings," you said, absolutely certain.
It was definitely not the response he expected when he expressed his worries— his understanding of how you may feel.
"But," he started to say when you cut him off.
"But I would," you said. "Perhaps you think of my love as something so... grand? Something you don't seem to deserve?"
Hoshina stayed silent. While he had never thought it through, that was exactly how he felt. He could have everything in the world and he'd still feel too little for your love.
"I don't know. I'd love to know what you see in me, Soushirou. But I love you. My love is for you and you alone," you said. "I fear that's all there is to it. It's probably not as valuable as you expect... but it's all yours."
Oh, how wrong you were. That was precisely why it was so valuable. It was your love. Love from you. And here you were, telling him it was all for him. He didn't know how to react— he didn't know how to express such a grand happiness that washed over him.
"I'd do anything for you," he said, avoiding eye contact, and you gasped a little, but it surprised him too. He wasn't one to say such a line.
"But you wouldn't have to," you said. "Just tell me you love me every once in a while and I'm yours forever."
He turned to look up at you, eyes wide in slight disbelief almost, but the look on your face washed his worries away. Finally, a chuckle.
"I love you so much, you don't even know."
i was thinking about it and this is most likely inspo this fic by @/kazumist. been on the back of my head since yesterday absolutely gorgeous fic.
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