#have an awesome monday anon <33

[thatqueerchoirkid]

hii!!

im starting a substack that sends you a short story every monday and you seem like the type of person who might be interested in that <33 its completely free and you can quit whenever and you absolutely don't have to join if this isn't your thing xx

here's the link: orionrhodes.substack.com

tysm and have an awesome day :D

this is a cute idea but also is worded like a weird scam. anon if this is a real thing i think youre so nice that you made it sound like a bot..

whats a substack even...

some mutual pls help me with this fr

update: THIS IS A SCAM. DO NOT COPY AND PASTE OR CLICK OR ENTER OR SEARCH OR WHATEVER THIS LINK. sorry i don't like deleting stuff so just heres a big warning

[spiffiesttea]

hi spiffy!!

im starting a substack that sends you a 5min short story every monday and you seem like the type of person who might be interested in that <33 its completely free and you can quit whenever and you absolutely don't have to join if this isn't your thing xx

here's the link: orionrhodes.substack.com

tysm and have an awesome day :D

link seems safe but no one put their email into it since i don't know this person

yeah hi anon, who are you??? are you a mutual, friend, discord somebody. this is the first ask i'm answering in a while since it's kinda suspect and concerning to see an anon advertise in my askbox

[puppyboypatrick]

!! The poetry you posted, specifically the one titled “sixteen candles and fireworks dont burn as bright as fast as us” is itching my brain the right way/pos.

Also! How was your day?

-fanfic anon

YIPPEEE i was rly unsatisfied w sixteen candles and fireworks when i first posted it but its gotten pretty positive reviews which is super awesome so thank u :33 my day was ok !! i dont have 2 go 2 school tmrw cuz im goin on a roadtrip which is such a relief but i also dont think ill be back til sunday so i wont b able 2 practice guitar til monday when im seein my band. not ideal but it is what it is yknow ?? failed a quiz also but no big its not a super important course. how was urs :]

[7thedisasterdyke]

hi 7!!

im starting a substack that sends you a 5min short story every monday and you seem like the type of person who might be interested in that <33 its completely free and you can quit whenever and you absolutely don't have to join if this isn't your thing xx

here's the link: orionrhodes.substack.com

tysm and have an awesome day :D

I'd consider it if you weren't on anon, we don't trust links from anonymous sources

[inkykeiji]

Ah Clari, I just finished flowers in the attic (spoilers ahead) and ugh even though they escaped i feel soo sad... The betrayal of Corrine and poor Cory.... It makes me so mad!!! The grandfather had been dead for a year! And she kept them in the goddamned attic!! Do you think their mother was always this evil, because yeah she seems pretty selfish from the start but to poison your children for money and a comfortable life???? Also I cant explain how much I adored Cathy... i hope (in vain i think) she finds something close to happiness in the next books😪 Oh and in my head Christopher looks like keigo but without the scratchy beard thingy he has going on in the anime hahahah, like every time he is condescending towards Cathy I pictured his smug smirk. Also in his desperation to be loved and in control all the time. Cant imagine what the future holds for them, luckily more angst and drama!!

omg anon!!!!!!!

honestly i really enjoyed petals on the wind (the second book) but the third and fourth books aren’t nearly as entertaining imo. but that really comes down to personal preference hehe c:

i do think corrine was always evil (or, at least, very very corrupt), yes!!! i think she’s always been a very selfish, very greedy, and very jealous person. there’s hints of it even when christopher sr. is alive, just with the way she kind of eyes cathy and seems to envy the relationship she has with her own father, as if corrine wants all of christopher sr.’s attention for herself. and i think she heavily substitutes that with her own son (chris jr) after their father and her husband passes.

aaaaaaaah i love cathy too!!!!! i especially love her and her struggles in petals on the wind, so if you read it you absolutely have to come back and share your thoughts with me!!! there’s so much i have to say about cathy as a character but it spoils the other books so i’ll have to wait until u finish them to share it with u!!

EEEEE oh christopher <3 i can completely see where ur coming from anon omg yes!!!! chris is also an interesting character that i have a lot of thoughts on, but again most of it pertains to petals on the wind hehe

all in all i’m glad u enjoyed it anon!!! it’s such a fun, dramatic, quintessential trashy pulp fiction type book all wrapped up in a family gothic and gaaah i love that about it c: i hope you enjoy the other books as well!!! please feel free to come back and tell me what you think!! <3

[queenofthearchitect]

Star struck

A/N: this is the other request I took off @writtingrose shoulders I hope I’m doing them justice lol. She also came up with the name 🙈🙈

The name of the song in this fic is wonderful life by bring me the horizon ft. Dani Flith. The reader and her band will sing that song. So listen to it.

Summary: Hunter and Stephanie invite his celebrity crush to preform on RAW. Dean and Roman push him to talk to the Reader because he’s nervous; Requested by anon

Warnings: cussing thats about it

Parings: Seth Rollins x Singer! reader

Taglist: @theworldofotps @writtingrose @new-zealand-chic @sassyspacedust @wolfiegal98 @haharollins @the-beastslayers-queen @sausagefest1996 @itsicantbelievethis666 @thatwrestlingfan91 @queenslayer1985 @yafav-q @geekgirl007

Please enjoy 🦄

I got a call from Stephanie McMahon asking if me and my band could come preform on Monday night raw and Of course we agreed. We were on the next flight to Davenport Iowa when I was scrolling through twitter looking at WWE’s feed, I had stopped on a particular post it was wishing Seth Rollins a happy birthday and I put two and two together. That’s why we were going there. I couldn’t denie he was attractive I cleared the feed off my phone, I put my head phones on and hit shuffle on my music. When we finally landed, we walked towards the baggage carousel.

My black boots made a noise against the ground we had made sure to put on disguises so no one would know who we were. We wanted it to be a scecret as possible, my best friend walked up and looked at me. “Oh come on Y/N it’s not that big of a deal it’s just wwe it’s not like it’s a secret.” I looked at him shaking my head in disbelief. “I know but just in case let’s just stay like this please.” He rubbed his hands over his face letting out a low groan. “Okay fine but you owe me big time.” I roll my eyes at him and I rub his head. “Oh hush this little costume won’t kill you it’s only for a few more hours.”

We arrived at the arena for Monday night raw and I started to get nervous, I have no idea why I’ve always been calm before a show it’s always been one of my band memebers who got nervous never me. I played with the end of my jet black and fire engine red hair, I sat in hair and make up thinking of what to wear, I didn’t know if I wanted to do my usual black skinny jeans and t-shirt or if I wanted to wear a dress. I decided to just wear my usual, I put black heel boots on. We were last of the show so we had some time, I was doing my vocal warm ups when one of the backstage producers knocked on the door, I told them to come in and the let us know we had 10 minutes.

I looked around at my team and my band and the smiles at me. “Y/N are you ready to do this?” I looked at my manager and I nodded my head. “Yes but what if we don’t sing that guys favorite song?” She raise and eyebrow at me and kinda smirked at me. “Who says it’s for his birthday?” “Well I was looking at their feed on Instagram and his birthday today and he only listens to rock/metal music so I kinda put two and two together.” I replied and she didn’t say anything my drummer went to say something but was interrupted by the camera guy telling us we had to get into position.

Apparently they had picked out everything for us, our set list, our theme and the rest. We watched Stephanie on the monitor and they told us our cue, she smiled widely at looked at Seth. “Well Seth since you just turned 33 we wanted it to be something you’d remember so we flew out bring me the horizon.” I looked at my band and they nodded their heads and we walked through the curtain and saw the quick look of disbelief on Seth’s face and when he saw me first walk out his hand went over his mouth. I smile as the crowd erupted into defining screams.

I went down the ramp touching the hands with fans, taking pictures with most if not all of them. I walked up the steps with my band not too far behind me, Seth quickly walked over and held the ropes open for me, I walked through them and I sent him a playful wink making him blush. I walked over to Stephanie and hunter and hugged them both, I walked over to the lead microphone and I looked at my band members and watched Stephanie, hunter and Seth exit the ring my guitarist started playing a the beginning of our song wonderful life and the arena got quite for a minute and I started the intro and the crowd started singing with me and my guitarist.

The part where I screamed came up, I could tell the crowed was waiting to see if I was going to do it or not. I had made glances at Seth while our intro was happening and he slowly started bobbing his head and when I scream the whole arena erupted into cheers and Seth was head banging. Seeing him enjoy is live made me happy but while they kept singing I got out of the ring and let him come in the ring with us. Before he got in the rings few of the front rows were near the barricade jumping with us. Now believe it or not when Seth got in the ring everyone had their flash lights on jumping up and down, it was honestly breath taking how many people here loved our music.

We preformed with ease with jumping, screaming, I’m sure everyone was surprised I didn’t break my ankle because I was in heeled boots but I’ve always jumped in my performances so my ankles were use to me. I could tell Seth was having the time of his life preforming with us, I was stoked to have him in the ring with us he lit a fire under all of us and made us preform that much harder, I mean after all it was his big day. As we finished our first set we sung three more songs and said our goodbyes and thanked Stephanie and hunter for having us.

My band members shook their hands Seth’s aswell, when it came to me I wrapped him and a hug and wished him a happy birthday. The look on his face was like we just made his 33 years of life, he walked with us backstage with us with a huge smile on his face and I was just happy we made him and the wwe universe so happy. A lot of the superstars were waiting for us backstage to get our autographs and I was so flattered, I felt like I should be the one asking for autographs. I’ve watched wresting all my life and I’m sure I got on everyone’s nerves when I did watch it cause I’d scream at the tv.

I wouldn’t dare tell anyone that my team, and my band memebers knew not to tell anyone about it cause I’d kill them. My eyes kept lingering to Seth and when he’d look at me I’d look away afraid of getting caught, a few of the divas were all over my band memebers and I thought it was hilarious, groupies at its finest so I was surprised when a few male and female superstars walked up and started talking to me about how awesome we were and how Seth was so lucky. At the mention of Seth made my stomach feel tingly, honestly I have no idea what was going on with me. I haven’t even talked to kid and I feel tingly around him.

I mentally kicked myself and got my ass in gear and just pushed that away, I mean I didn’t even have time for a relationship I was always on the road, and when I wasn’t I was home working on msuic and made appearances. After the group started to die down the band went back to the dressing room and I told them I was going to go get some air but that was honestly to get them to leave me alone. The adrenaline still flowing through my veins when I heard my name getting called out. “Hey Y/N wait up.” I stopped when I heard the voice and I turned around to see Seth looking at me and smiled. “Thanks for waiting up, where ya heading too?” “Um well no where in particular just walking.” I replied and he smiled at me. “So I um was uh waning to introduce myself officially.”

I smile at him noticing I made him nervous, I mean I couldn’t blame him, I was a wild card no one ever knew what I would say or when I’d say it. “Well it’s finally glad to meet you after ogling me all night.” His eyes widened and he started rubbing the back of his neck. “U-uhm sorry about that I-I just was really stoked to meet you.” I nod my head at him and I look at him but he looked everywhere but at me. I thought him being shy was adorably cute. “Seth come on there’s no reason to be shy, We are one in the same.” He let out a chuckle and started fidgeting with the bottom of his shirt.

“I-I know b-but you are I like you.. I-I mean I like your music.” He sighed and put his hand over his face and I noticed the deep red tint on his face and I grabbed his hand. “Seth it’s okay most guys get like this when they meet me.” He let out a chuckle and he wiped his palms on his skinny jeans. “Since I’ve embarrassed myself enough I’ll go.” “Well I didn’t think the Architect had a problem with the ladies.” His eyes widened at the mention of his reputation and he hung his head low. “I didn’t but I haven’t found the right one?” I stood there and looked at him and before I could stop what was coming out my mouth it slipped. “So you just jump from women to woman?”

I could tell I had hit his ego and I hit it hard, he turned a light pink and started fidgeting with his shirt now. “I- uhm- uh I know I use to be a ass but I swear I’ve changed and I’d like to take you out but I’m sure-.” He shut his mouth and his skin turned a lighter color, he coverd his face and let out a big sigh. I let out a small giggle and I get closer to him and I see him tense some. “Wait do I make you nervous Seth?” I bite his lip and just stood there I smiled and grabbed a pen and a piece of paper and I wrote something on it and slipped it into his pocket. “If it gets leaked I’ll kill you, I’d love for you to take me out but next time hopefully you won’t be so Star Struck.” He stood there frozen while I walked away, this was officially the best night ever.

A/N: thank you guys so much for reading I love y’all so much and thank you for supporting my fics I just hope y’all enjoy it as much as I enjoyed reading it I have a series coming out and I want to thank @writtingrose for letting me snag some of her request it’s been fun. ❤️

[cssecretsanta2020]

just a quick note

a friend just invited me over for a spontaneous visit this weekend, so if you want to sign up, please still send me an off-anon-ask, but don’t expect to see your name on the list of participants until Monday evening. I am not sure if I will have time or internet access, so please be patient until the weekend is over.

We already have 33 participants and 4 people are interested but haven’t sent me an ask yet (only a PM or replied to a post). Please, keep reblogging the information about this event. There are still plenty shipmates out there who could all participate. It’s great to recognise some names from last year, I am excited that new people signed up already and I am happy that authors and/or artists I really adore take part (again). People, you are awesome!!! Have a great weekend (I sure will have)!

[ackerfics]

Ohh you’re starting on Monday? I’m my professors assistant (it’s not paid I just have nothing else better to do so I help every now and then) so I have to get up a little early for comfort but I don’t mind it lol - -

just wanted to say I know you’ve been inactive so just checking up and hope you have a nice first day back !! ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

yeah, i'm starting on monday!! i've been feeling a lot of nerves and mixed excitement here and there but here's to hoping i'll get through it 🤩✊🏼 ooooh, that sounds so awesome! i've always wanted to help my professors, too, but my school has very few teaching assistants who are not from the education department. and you're so niceee! <33

thank you thank you, lovely anon!! you checking up on me is very much appreciated — i feel so touched rn 🥹🫶🏻

[verdigrisprowl]

Mar 31 Bevel’s Movie Night - Rugrats Passover & The Prince of Egypt

Today, Prowl learned about human history. It’s wild, but like, not really any more wild than Cybertron’s early history? He can handle a talking shrub with hologram flames that hands out snakes with stick alt-modes.

Today Bevel 7:30 pm *she's a little subdued tonight, but the room's set up, and she's sitting on the floor fiddling with something laying on the floor in front of her* Ratchet 7:33 pm *pops in* Bevel 7:34 pm *looks up and smiles at Ratchet* Hi, Ratchet. Ratchet 7:34 pm Heya, kiddo. Whatcha got there? Bevel 7:37 pm Part of my ship's engine. I gotta fix it before I leave. Ratchet 7:39 pm Oh! *flomps down beside* What's the issue with it? Bevel 7:41 pm I think *she points to a mess of wires inside the panel she's working on* something got crossed wrong. Or a circuit board is wrong. I can fix the first one tonight but the circuit board means I gotta weld stuff. I cannot do that during the documentaries. Ratchet 7:44 pm Hmm. Doesn't seem like too much trouble, then. Bevel 7:45 pm ((this is so bad, I'm gonna just... Ratchet 7:45 pm [[ it is truly terrible ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 7:47 pm *Soundwave creeps in, smelling faintly of smoke and melted plastic. He'll sit down like nothing's wrong and give the other two calm nods.* Bevel 7:48 pm No, just annoying. *she sticks her glossa out at the reek from Soundwave* Hi, Soundwave. ItsyBitsySpyers 7:48 pm *What are you calling a reek. FAINTLY.* Ratchet 7:49 pm *he smell bad* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:49 pm *LISTEN HERE* Ratchet 7:49 pm *DECEPTICON STANK* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:49 pm *This is the scent of MORALS* Ratchet 7:50 pm *Ratchet doesn't mean that he knows Soundwave is not a Decepticon* ItsyBitsySpyers 7:51 pm [[What will you be showing tonight?]] Bevel 7:52 pm Passover documentaries from Earth and something Miko said I would like. ((gonna start on the hour so if everyone needs food, drinks, potty breaks, now is a good time. Ratchet 7:54 pm [[ this is reminding me there was a really cute Jewish family who I was on the same plane with on the way both to and from TFCon last year ]] Bevel 7:54 pm ((heee Bevel 7:57 pm One of them is about a prince in Egypt? Ratchet 7:58 pm Sounds interesting. I've met a prince from.... huh. I can't remember what country he was from. Bevel 7:59 pm Was he nice? Ratchet 7:59 pm Yeah! He helped the Aerialbots out. ItsyBitsySpyers 7:59 pm [[Ah, he knows that story. He has seen it before. It is most satisfying.]] Bevel 8:00 pm Awesome. *to both things, she goes back to poking at her project* Ratchet 8:01 pm [[ THAT is Prince of Egypt music ]] VProwl 8:02 pm ((... i can't find a chat log for it so i guess prowl hasn't seen it before. has it been since before i was on prowl that i saw it in a stream??)) Ratchet 8:03 pm [[ last time i saw it in stream u were drift and i was sadie ]] VProwl 8:03 pm ((i DID find the stream log on drift, so i guess it's been... almost 3 years... wow)) Ratchet 8:03 pm [[ unless there's been a time since then??? i thought maybe there was.... ]] Bevel 8:04 pm ((Oh good I don't feel so bad reshowing it then VProwl 8:04 pm ((i thought there was too, but i don't have a log, so...)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm ((someone showed it like a year ago but i think i'm the only one who went?)) Ratchet 8:06 pm [[ i know whirl has seen it at least twice. i was there when whirl saw it a second time and was still delighted by heqet ]] [[ he pointed it out to windchill ]] Bevel 8:06 pm *giggles quietly at Angelica's idea of freedom* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:06 pm *Soundwave settles in to see this story. He hasn't seen this version of it.* Bevel 8:08 pm ...mom acts like this sometimes if you mention Optimus. It is less funny when she does it. VProwl 8:08 pm *A human holiday. Those are dangerous.* ... When in this holiday? Bevel 8:08 pm Right now! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm *Soundwave thinks it's hilarious, but he's not sad about the Prime's loss.* VProwl 8:09 pm Oh. *If anons were going to try to harass him into celebrating it, they probably would have done so by now. He must be safe.* All right. Bevel 8:09 pm Hi, Prowl. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm *That sounds like Laserbeak's requirements for a holiday* Ratchet 8:10 pm Oh! Hey, Prowl. VProwl 8:10 pm ... Hi. *Oh. Yeah. He didn't really greet everyone. He sort of just snuck in as it was starting.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm *Nods to Prowl, who is almost certainly going to sit with Ratchet, and continues listening* Bevel 8:11 pm Why not the other babies? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm [[He dislikes the youngling with the yellow hair.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 8:12 pm [[HA.]] Bevel 8:12 pm *laughs* VProwl 8:12 pm *Soundwave is right; Prowl does so.* Maybe the others didn't have baskets. Ratchet 8:13 pm Hehehe. I've done that a time or two. *Ratchet is on the floor with Bevel* *just so Prowl knows where he's sitting* VProwl 8:13 pm *On the floor he is.* Bevel 8:14 pm *floor bots yay* VProwl 8:15 pm ... Building a pyramid upside-down is actually a far more impressive architectural achievement than the regular way. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm [[Clearly, the pharoah knows nothing.]] VProwl 8:18 pm ((... i didn't know the subs could keep going while the picture is frozen)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:18 pm ((...neither did i)) Bevel 8:18 pm ((hulu really ItsyBitsySpyers 8:19 pm ((i was sitting here like 'oh that's clever, not having to animate all that')) Ratchet 8:19 pm [[ me too lmao ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 8:21 pm [[Toning it down for the bitlets, he sees.]] ((LMAO THE PHONE)) VProwl 8:23 pm They could have chosen better actors for the dramatic reenactment. It's not very dramatic. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm [[You'll like the other version better, he thinks.]] Bevel 8:23 pm Is it more serious? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm [[Quite.]] Bevel 8:24 pm *nods* Ratchet 8:25 pm *snickers* VProwl 8:25 pm ((that pun oh my god)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:25 pm ((the baby bath water joke omg)) Ratchet 8:25 pm *baby with the bathwater* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm *Soundwave isn't familiar with the expression or he'd have found that hilarious.* Bevel 8:26 pm So much for Pharaoh. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:27 pm [[Indeed.]] VProwl 8:27 pm ... Somehow I feel like the original story was... bloodier. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:28 pm *Soft huffing. Prowl isn't wrong.* Ratchet 8:28 pm [[ that was really cute though i haven't seen rugrats passover before ]] [[ *wiggles* ]] [[ honestly we could watch this movie every week and i would never get tired of it ]] Bevel 8:29 pm ((I love the Rugrats Passover so much ((same ItsyBitsySpyers 8:29 pm ((PoE is hard to watch sometimes but i love it so)) Bevel 8:30 pm I guess we will find out now, Prowl. This is a much longer documentary. *she forgets her tinkering for the moment* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *Soundwave scoots forward on his seat and rests his chin on his hands. A history lesson, a story he can get behind, and music. What's not to like?* VProwl 8:31 pm *They're singing. And Prowl's already on high alert for dogs.* Bevel 8:31 pm ((omg prowl ItsyBitsySpyers 8:31 pm *No, no. That's Monday.* Ratchet 8:33 pm *leans back on his palms* *this music. mm.* VProwl 8:33 pm *Well. It's already bloodier than the last documentary.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:35 pm [[This youngling was extremely fortunate to have avoided certain death so many times.]] Ratchet 8:35 pm [[ what i appreciate most about this movie as an adult, tho, is that there's not a single damn white person in it. ...... at least in the way that they're animated. ]] Bevel 8:36 pm ((same VProwl 8:36 pm ((v good job they did there)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:36 pm ((ye)) VProwl 8:36 pm ... Do humans usually adopt each other that fast? Bevel 8:37 pm *shrugs* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm [[He has not seen many tales of human adoption.]] *Huff.* [[One might say they have a nose for trouble.]] Bevel 8:39 pm This looks like a fun race. Ratchet 8:39 pm *sputtering* SOUNDWAVE. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Bobbing quietly.* Bevel 8:39 pm *giggles* VProwl 8:40 pm Pff. Bevel 8:41 pm *frowns* Bad dad. Bevel 8:43 pm ((my new thing, that line kills me every time ItsyBitsySpyers 8:44 pm *Low, irritable buzz.* Bevel 8:45 pm *scowls* VProwl 8:45 pm Ugh. Bevel 8:45 pm Ha. *and she's back to frowning* VProwl 8:46 pm ... Does he have ANY experience in architecture? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[Presenting another living being as a gratification toy. They deserved to have their fingers bitten off by her.]] [[And it is unlikely.]] VProwl 8:50 pm Hm. *okay the architecture thing isn't as offensive as the slavery thing. but it's pretty offensive.* Ratchet 8:50 pm *did YOU have any experience Prowl* Bevel 8:51 pm Oh he got it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[Music can be a powerful cause of recall.]] VProwl 8:52 pm *he had one hell of a crammed education, five architecture and construction experts guiding him, and the willingness to turn to the people who were supposed to be working for him and tell them he was clueless and needed their help.* Bevel 8:52 pm *nods and hums* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm [[He would like to see the archives from this time. He is sure they do not move like this, but they must still contain many stories.]] VProwl 8:54 pm *certainly hopes they don't move like this.* Ratchet 8:55 pm [[ it is raining real hard and butter* is lookin out the window all interested like ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[You deserved to be risen against, human.]] Bevel 8:55 pm Yeah. VProwl 8:56 pm The best way to not be risen against is to be the kind of person against whom it would not be beneficial to rise up. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm *Nodding.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm [[Good.]] Bevel 9:00 pm *gasps* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm *Knew it was coming and still took every delight in seeing the whip-holder thrown.* Ratchet 9:04 pm [[ one of these days....... ONE OF THESE DAYS i am gonna get around to writing a prince of egypt/transformers mash up type fic with megatron as moses and optimus prime as rameses ]] Bevel 9:05 pm ...whoa, is that a thing that really happens on Earth? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[It is.]] Ratchet 9:05 pm [[ because in my heart of hearts i am a dirty decepticon sympathizer ]] Bevel 9:06 pm Does Cybertron have them too? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[The rust sea has a version of them.]] Bevel 9:07 pm Oh hey it is the bitey girl. *mental note to never go to the Rust Sea* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *Is gonna try his damnedest to see that pattern anyway.* Ratchet 9:09 pm That's a lovely tapestry. Bevel 9:09 pm *...this is Bevel's favorite song so far* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *Feeler wiggle. It's hard not to be caught up in this one.* VProwl 9:10 pm *a thread can certainly see its part in a tapestry; it just needs some well-placed mirrors.* *............ and eyes, but.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm ((amazon what is your PROBLEM lately)) Bevel 9:11 pm ((amazon I'm gonna VProwl 9:11 pm ((amazon needs to get its shit together)) Ratchet 9:14 pm [[ omg i never noticed the reprise of that theme before...... ]] [[ this is ur home ]] Bevel 9:14 pm ((masterpiece of a movie Ratchet 9:14 pm [[ it's so good ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm *Ohhh, the part with the voices. It intrigues him so.* VProwl 9:16 pm *... what in the world is going on here?* *hologram? some kind of bioluminescence?* VProwl 9:18 pm *kind of a rude deity. he raised reasonable objections.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm *Soundwave has no idea. The first time he saw it, he thought the human was hallucinating. He stopped thinking that after the... whatever the substance was that moved him around. Now he doesn't have a clue.* Bevel 9:20 pm *is fairly certain it was the human's version of Primus. whoever. whatever it is* VProwl 9:20 pm *well sure, but if primus had started talking out of a weird non-burning fire prowl would be asking how HE did it too* Bevel 9:21 pm *magic?* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm *Ask him how he made the carved tabletop move ilke the scene in this film while you're at it, Prowl. Soundwave still can't puzzle that out.* VProwl 9:22 pm *magic is merely insufficiently understood science* Bevel 9:22 pm *if you say so, Prowl* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm [[He wonders how long the Moses human was gone.]] [[Egotistical, isn't he.]] Omicron 9:24 pm *IceQueen peers in* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[Good evening, Ice Queen.]] Bevel 9:25 pm *waves to Ice Queen with her spanner* Omicron 9:25 pm O,o Bevel 9:25 pm Is this gonna be the gods fighting now? The human did not mention this in the first story. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm *Whirl's voice:* [][][]Praise Heqet.[][][] *The mech isn't here to do it himself. Someone had to.* VProwl 9:26 pm ... Is THIS where that was from? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm [[It is.]] Omicron 9:26 pm *wonders at the spanner, settles down on the floor in her bot mode with murmering hatchling on her shoulders* hello VProwl 9:26 pm Whirl worships a human Egyptian god? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm [[Apparently.]] VProwl 9:27 pm I'd assumed Heqet was—I don't know. A gun manufacturer. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm *Soundwave IMMEDIATELY shakes up a storm* Bevel 9:27 pm God fight. *points to the snakes* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm [[That does seem like the kind of thing he would have worshiped, doesn't it.]] Omicron 9:29 pm hmm Bevel 9:30 pm 😔 Omicron 9:32 pm Racer: *climbing down Icy's back* Bevel 9:33 pm *sits forward so she can see what Moses is going to do this time* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm [[There is your 'bloodier'.]] VProwl 9:35 pm I didn't mean literally, but—yes, I suppose so. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm *He knows what Prowl meant. There will be that, too.* Omicron 9:36 pm well this is an interesting way of doing a speach ItsyBitsySpyers 9:37 pm *Soundwave's feeler claws cilck. A favorite sequence comes now.* VProwl 9:37 pm *Doesn't consider faith alone much of a counterbalance to the power to take lives, but okay.* Omicron 9:37 pm *a hatchling might be eyeing the feeler, or the derection* Bevel 9:37 pm *Bevel changes her mind, this is her favorite song* VProwl 9:38 pm *Plagues and small creatures are a good counterbalance.* *... And fireballs.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm [[Stubborn fool.]] Bevel 9:39 pm *so faith?* Omicron 9:39 pm very VProwl 9:40 pm *No no, not faith. A big friend with bigger powers than their enemy. Whether or not they have faith in said friend doesn't change that friend's power.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:40 pm [[How his own citizens did not rise against him for subjecting them to this to save his own pride, he does not know.]] Bevel 9:40 pm *maybe it does for the friend but Bevel doesn't know anything about this particular god* VProwl 9:40 pm Propaganda blaming it on Moses and the Hebrews, I'm sure. Omicron 9:40 pm guards? VProwl 9:42 pm ... When lower castes try to demand equality to upper castes, the leader refuses, and the lower castes cause trouble, who do the upper castes generally blame for the trouble? The leader, for standing up to social upheaval, or the lower castes, for not knowing their place? Omicron 9:43 pm *rumbles, and pets her hatchling's back* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm *Soft vent.*

[[All right. He knows. He simply - wishes it was not always so. Here. And... other places.]] Omicron 9:44 pm ........what ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[It is as he says. The first creation of every Egyptian will perish.]] VProwl 9:44 pm ... Mm. Omicron 9:44 pm >C ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm *There it is again. The... whatever that is. Smoke?* Lingo 9:45 pm ...So an alien comes out of a wormhole and eats all the human firstborn? Bevel 9:45 pm I think it is the human's Primus. Lingo 9:45 pm How can it tell which is which? Omicron 9:46 pm this....they take out everything on the youngest that can not defend or have a say in what their elders do? Bevel 9:46 pm Well, the Hebrew's god. The Egyptians have different ones. Lingo 9:46 pm well that was distressing. Bevel 9:46 pm *who sadly aren't doing much to stop things, maybe they thought the slaves should be freed as well?* VProwl 9:46 pm ... A brutal god. But most stories of gods I'm familiar with tend to be. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm [[The humans with the blood painted on their doors were not touched. That is how it knows. And only those forced to be slaves knew to do it.]] Lingo 9:47 pm I've heard a few stories about Egyptian gods. They seem to operate like reality tv casts Bevel 9:47 pm Casts? Like a play? VProwl 9:47 pm And brutality is sometimes a necessity. Omicron 9:47 pm *Icy gives a low growling in her spot, racer tries to minic* Lingo 9:48 pm Well more like a bunch of drunken people who have no business sharing a house together ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm [[It is retribution for what was done to the creations of the slaves under their rule.]]

*He has always disliked that younglings were forced to suffer, but... what else could be done?* Bevel 9:48 pm Oh. Lingo 9:48 pm than like a cast of a play VProwl 9:48 pm Sometimes. *he's not going to openly support or criticize this one's choices.* Lingo 9:49 pm There's apparently quite a bit of hooplah concerning who receives the semen ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm *Soundwave nods at Prowl.* [[What do sailors have to do with gods?]] Bevel 9:49 pm Seamen? Lingo 9:49 pm No more like a milky human byproduct They seem very hung up on it ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm [[Ugh. Human ooze.]] [[Please, say no more.]] Bevel 9:50 pm Ha. Omicron 9:50 pm *snorts* Lingo 9:50 pm Apparently there is a kind of lettuce who also produces a similar textured milky white byproduct Omicron 9:51 pm yeah, lets not get into those human oddies Lingo 9:51 pm ....and something about necrophilia? but I think that might be an unrelated story to the lettuce. Bevel 9:51 pm *shrugs, humans and their gods are strange she guesses* ((so glad they actually put the words instead of [singing in Hebrew] Omicron 9:52 pm at least there are many more young ones that have been freed Ratchet 9:52 pm [[ YES i've always wondered what the words were that was really nice ]] Omicron 9:53 pm ((yes!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 9:53 pm *...He may not be THAT fond of organics, but he's oddly pleased by the humans' happiness. Look at how thrilled they are to be freed. He remembers moments like that.* Bevel 9:53 pm Cybertronian stories about the Thirteen are weird too. I can send you some. Lingo 9:53 pm You can leave out the ones about Micronus.

I'm not speaking to him currently. VProwl 9:53 pm ... They probably could have got the same result with much less loss of life if, instead of killing every firstborn offspring, their deity had just killed the pharaoh. Bevel 9:53 pm *nods* Ok. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm [[He has thought that a few times, himself.]] [[THAT is a power.]] VProwl 9:54 pm *gestures* And the pharaoh wouldn't be around to send an army, either. Bevel 9:54 pm There is one about Solus that I think someone who did not like her wrote about her getting murdered by one of the other Thirteen who was being really creepy. It was stu--*distracted by awesome fire* Lingo 9:55 pm Egyptians killed pharaohs all the time, though. Less than a day someone else would have the reigns Omicron 9:55 pm O-o primus it takes all the fire breathers on the ship to do a firestorm close to that Bevel 9:56 pm *this is so much cooler than the first version* VProwl 9:56 pm *how many things can that stick do* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:56 pm *Isn't it, though.* Lingo 9:56 pm It'd be like killing the prime. Yeah there's a hit to morale but the matrix just gets handed off to the next guy in line and if he dies it goes off to someone else and so on. The fancy hat is the same. Ratchet 9:56 pm .... *and Ratchet thought he didn't like SOUNDWAVE* Bevel 9:57 pm ((I would like to say that in the original story, Aaron was actually really awesome and it is my only complaint about this movie that he's mostly relegated to whining here Omicron 9:57 pm .........skybite? *Icequeen and Racer perk up* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:57 pm *...He would almost like to walk within a sea like that himself. Imagine all the strange underwater life forms he could see up close. Not just octopuses, either.* VProwl 9:58 pm ... What's keeping the fish from swimming out of the wall. Does the same forcefield that's keeping the water up also keep the fish in, or are they able to see where the water ends and avoid it? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm [[He assumes it is the field.]] Omicron 9:58 pm *sound wave could do a see visit sometime with Icy's crew* Bevel 9:58 pm Killing the Prime is to a big deal. Omicron 9:59 pm .....well.... that's inadvertent tactics? VProwl 9:59 pm *gestures* And the pharaoh ends up dying anyway. Ratchet 9:59 pm Thank you, Bevel. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:59 pm [[The idiot did not see a trap as plain as the evening and morning star he claimed to be.]] Lingo 9:59 pm Well yes it's a big deal but it doesn't upset the daily grind for more than a week Ratchet 10:00 pm *stands up* Have a good evening, Prowl. Bevel 10:00 pm Yeah it does! *she slams the spanner down onto the floor* Ratchet 10:00 pm Thank you for the movies, Bevel. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm [[Goodnight, Ratchet.]] VProwl 10:00 pm Evening, Ratchet. Omicron 10:00 pm have a peaceful evening medic VProwl 10:01 pm Even if it WASN'T an obvious trap, who would walk between through tenuous walls of death liquid without the-- oh, he isn't dead. Without the reassurance that the being who SPLIT those walls is on your side? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm [[A final miracle. He should have been dashed against the stones.]] Bevel 10:01 pm It upsets everything. VProwl 10:01 pm *Dryly.* Aren't miracles supposed to be good? Omicron 10:02 pm he should have been crushed by the water pressure alone, let alone it coming down most mecha can't survive water pressure at depths alike to that ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm *Light venting at Prowl.* [[He enjoys every opportunity to see that documentary. Thank you for giving him another.]] Bevel 10:03 pm *she might have been able to shrug Lingo's comment off last week but the weld over that wound has been torn clean off with the loss of the Star Saber* Lingo 10:03 pm *Whoo hokay gonna be backing out of range of slamming tools* Bevel 10:04 pm *fuming on the floor like y'do* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:04 pm *Soundwave's just. Gonna stretch a feeler out and gingerly rest it on Bevel's back.* Bevel 10:05 pm *she trembles for a moment at the touch before dropping the spanner to the floor* Sorry. Lingo 10:05 pm .......................... *is only very smol and not sure if Soundwave has back or not but best not to bank on that*

Okay so maybe I'm off base here. I've never actually had.. a prime in my lifetime until recently so it's a little ... weird...? to me...?? Bevel 10:05 pm Sorry. I will... I have one more thing to show. Lingo 10:05 pm I'm- uh- sorry.. Ratchet 10:05 pm *halfway home, and remembers he was going to offer Bevel a hand with that engine* Bevel 10:05 pm *nods jerkily to Lingo* Ratchet 10:06 pm @Bevel ::Let me know if you need a hand with anything, hey? I'm pretty good with repairs, myself.:: Bevel 10:06 pm ... @Ratchet: ...yeah. Ratchet 10:07 pm [[ boyz II men ayyy ]] Bevel 10:08 pm ((one last thing to wind down to ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm @L: [[He does not disagree, but you speak to the spawn of one, and one who is recently deceased at that. Do not change your mind for another's benefit, but you must also know your audience.]] Omicron 10:08 pm ((having a happy spazz here XD just got a second draft of Icy-commission )) Bevel 10:08 pm ((congrats! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:08 pm [[...What is this?]] Bevel 10:09 pm Um, Steven Universe. It is about aliens on Earth. Miko thought I would like it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:09 pm [[Earth is a popular destination these days.]] [[PRIMUS BELOW.]] [[What is -that-.]] Bevel 10:10 pm Monsters. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[He can -see- that they are monsters. What -are- th--]] Aha. Century poodles. VProwl 10:11 pm ((century poodles: what happens when you bury a poodle to ferment)) Omicron 10:11 pm huh ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm ((LMAO)) Lingo 10:11 pm @slendy: Well if yours is anything like mine you'll have a zombie prime wandering around if you give it enough time...... Omicron 10:11 pm ((LOL)) Lingo 10:12 pm Oh this is that show With the little green one ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm *...He can see who Prowl's favorite is going to be.* VProwl 10:13 pm *okay Prowl already likes the one that's talking about the trajectory of petals falling* Bevel 10:13 pm *Bevel already pegged that one as Prowl too* VProwl 10:13 pm *HOW DID YOU GUESS* Omicron 10:14 pm O,o Omicron 10:15 pm ..........so, this is their equivalent of their learning how to transform? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:15 pm *...Doesn't think he relates to any of the four, really, but he's curious about this gem business.* Omicron 10:15 pm Racer: *stands up and flops, transforming attempt fail* Bevel 10:15 pm HA. Omicron 10:15 pm .........Pffffffffft! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:16 pm [[What is he going to do when he is out of the cookie cats?]] Bevel 10:16 pm *well this helped make her feel a little better* VProwl 10:16 pm Learn the recipe? Lingo 10:16 pm I dunno, Garnet kind of reminds me of you, Soundwave Omicron 10:16 pm learn how to make icescream? VProwl 10:17 pm *The one Prowl relates to is named Pearl. INTERESTING.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm [[It seems very inconvenient.]]

[[And why is that?]] Lingo 10:17 pm Tall, stoic, stretchy arms, visor? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[Connecting with the energies of the universe is... really more Drift's business.]] Omicron 10:18 pm sounds like something Skybite would go on about Lingo 10:18 pm A pokeball! ItsyBitsySpyers 10:19 pm [[Urgh.]] Omicron 10:19 pm *might be purring* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:20 pm *...Idly wonders if Prowl knows how to use a spear as well?* Bevel 10:20 pm ((just one unless y'all wanna watch another VProwl 10:20 pm ((sure!)) Bevel 10:21 pm *transforms her fists... into bigger fists* VProwl 10:21 pm *Soundwave is welcome to ask.* Lingo 10:21 pm (( I'd be down but I'm like two hours behind you if you're getting tired )) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:22 pm *You know what? He's going to do that.*

@P: [[...It occurs to him that he has never looked into your full set of weapons skills. Are you trained with spears?]] Bevel 10:22 pm ((one more and then I'll switch to music ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm [[...Generally speaking, floating optics are not good.]] VProwl 10:23 pm @S «No, I've never used them.» ItsyBitsySpyers 10:24 pm @P: [[What -do- you use? Aside from blasters, your missiles, and acid, if you do.]] Omicron 10:24 pm ...well Bevel 10:24 pm At least they tried. Omicron 10:24 pm that's a predacon tactic if I ever saw one Lingo 10:25 pm Why is his coloration so weird? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm [[Hopefully your Predacons are better at improvising than these crystal-gem aliens.]] [[...Clean your slagging storage shed, human.]] Omicron 10:27 pm Generally we are Soundwave. There aaare moments though...of...moments VProwl 10:27 pm @S «Shock batons and a couple types of martial arts.» ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm *Shock batons? Martial arts? Despite knowing what his own Prowl could do, he didn't expect either of those.*

@P: [[...He would be interested in seeing demonstrations of both, some time. If you were willing.]] Omicron 10:30 pm at least those two have a positive relationship it seems ItsyBitsySpyers 10:31 pm *Hmm. That says something about how much the Rose alien liked the Greg human.* Bevel 10:32 pm I want a cannon like that. VProwl 10:32 pm @S «I don't spar very often, but I'll try to remember to let you know next time I do.» ItsyBitsySpyers 10:33 pm *Confirmation ping. And maybe a set of markers for enthusiasm and impatience. A 'can't wait', if you will.* Ratchet 10:34 pm [[ okay i'm sleep good night ]] ItsyBitsySpyers 10:34 pm ((night!)) Bevel 10:34 pm ((night! Omicron 10:34 pm (rest well!) Bevel 10:36 pm *she picks the spanner back up and goes back to poking at the engine on the floor* VProwl 10:37 pm @S «I'm not spectacular with any of them.» *he figures Soundwave probably knows and probably doesn't care, but he thought it only fair to warn him anyway.* Lingo 10:38 pm *inches over towards Bevel out of curiosity* ....whatcha working on...? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm *Nope. Doesn't care. That is, he cares enough to want to see what Prowl can do, but he remembers Prowl saying the best trainers in the Autobots could only teach him so much. He just wants to see for himself without people needing to be in mortal danger first.* Bevel 10:39 pm *tenses slightly before shrugging* I have to fix my ship before I leave. It was easier to pull this part of the engine out to work on it. I wanted to show the documentaries. *she likes having people visit* Lingo 10:41 pm That's a handy skill to have. I don't know much about engine repair. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm *...Maybe one day see how much of an offense Prowl can throw at him without anything bad needing to inspire that either. He might not have liked being -forced- to be a gladiator, but he does still enjoy testing people's strength from time to time.*

[[Before you leave? Where are you going?]] Bevel 10:42 pm *nods and whatever she's about to say is cut off by the question from Soundwave* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:42 pm @P: [[That's fine. He's never used shock batons, himself.]] ((I love this sooooong)) Bevel 10:43 pm The Star Saber is not on Cybertron. Mom checked. *while yelling at her about playing with greyface magic* Omicron 10:43 pm O,o the prime sword? Bevel 10:43 pm *nods* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm [[...This is the most sensible post-departure song he has heard in millennia.]] [[And where IS it, then?]] Bevel 10:44 pm I do not know but I am going to find it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:45 pm [[...By yourself?]] Omicron 10:45 pm ...do you need any help? Bevel 10:45 pm Rolodex does not want to come. Um, if you want to. What about Racer? Lingo 10:46 pm ......do you have like, a honing beacon on it...? Omicron 10:47 pm He rides along with the crew all the time. and Dreaded Wings is starting to get rather good with jumping now that our bridges make it between worlds Bevel 10:49 pm Yeah, but I gotta be closer for it to work. I was just gonna... go toward Earth and see if maybe it went back there. *it didn't but well it's a start* Bevel 10:50 pm If you want to. I do not know how long it will take to find. Lingo 10:51 pm Well.... I'm on Earth. I can listen and see if I hear any chatter about a huge sword appearing suddenly? Bevel 10:51 pm Thank you. Lingo 10:52 pm @Slendy: I think I recall something about it breaking during the war...? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm @L: [[Ours is not broken. Bevel had it just days ago.]] Lingo 10:55 pm @Slendy: mmkay... well I'll keep an ear out... Omicron 10:59 pm *watching raver keep jumping off her knee or tail, doing a weird flip or twist for a while now* Bevel 11:00 pm *wiggles her fingers at Racer* Lingo 11:01 pm (( slendy your attention is needed briefly on skype )) Bevel 11:01 pm ((she's having a computer hiccup it'll be a moment Omicron 11:02 pm Racer: *Fingers! wing flaps a trot over to pounce them* Lingo 11:02 pm (( ( =3=)b )) Bevel 11:03 pm *giggles and keep them just out of reach* Omicron 11:06 pm Racer: *he's getting strong little bit by little bit...also, he's been eating metals so jumps for it with wing flap* Bevel 11:07 pm *she swoops her hands down to grab him up and toss him gently into the air before catching hold of him again* Omicron 11:10 pm Racer: BAH! *wing POOF at the toss, and sits in the hold, wings out, looking confused....omg do that again* Bevel 11:11 pm *smiles and tosses him up again* Omicron 11:12 pm Racer: *exited chitters, wings flapping, trying to get the flying concept, has a while to learn* ((ooh, possible good song if you don't mind the fandom it was made in? its close to Icy's voice 😅)) (-hides in shy blanket-) Bevel 11:15 pm ((sure thing ((lemme know what it is and I'll play it next ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm *Soundwave has a lot of nervous energy going nowhere because he doesn't know what to do about Megatron yet. He kind of wants to move around but doesn't want to leave but doesn't want to dance in public. Damn it.* Bevel 11:16 pm *would pat you on the back if she knew but well* Omicron 11:17 pm *would offer the planet she's on for a run around on too* Bevel 11:18 pm *Bevel could offer a fight since she's been itching for one, but Soundwave would probably kick her butt super fast* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:18 pm ((oh my god it ended with the train fight)) *Yes. Yes, he would.* Bevel 11:18 pm *Go pick a fight with Elita, Soundwave* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:19 pm *He'll kick her aft too.* *Any aft except terrorcon aft, for the moment. He's not quite prepared to deal with that.* Bevel 11:19 pm *hey now she'd at least give him a good fight* Omicron 11:20 pm *he could go say hi to Dreaded Wings? distracting* Lingo 11:20 pm *is only a tiny thing she would get punted like a football* Bevel 11:20 pm ((omi~ what's the song you wanted me to play Omicron 11:22 pm ('changling Queen') Bevel 11:24 pm ((Excellent voice choice. I like it. Omicron 11:24 pm (I'm working on something that works for predacons) (but if you ever wanted to know what Icy is like or what she sounds like singing) *humming* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm ((*casually reminds everyone present of the Singing Favors Deal*)) Omicron 11:28 pm (?) Bevel 11:28 pm ((hehehe Omicron 11:29 pm (??????) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm ((okay so)) Bevel 11:30 pm ((...i may have lied accidentally when I said Elita couldn't sing ItsyBitsySpyers 11:32 pm ((It is NOT common knowledge at all but soundwave will deliver one free favor within reasonable limits to anyone who sings specifically for him if they ask to collect on it, one time and one time only. uncommon as in most people who have sung for him for one reason or another don't even know that's an option.)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:33 pm ((basically you have to be clever enough to a) find out that he collects those files and b) realize exactly how much it means to him so you can insist he owes you for it.)) Omicron 11:34 pm (hmm....) (that thread with him coming to Dreaded wings, he's most likely to hear not just the living ship sing but Icy lead her crew in something. They do it to bond, as well as plays) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm ((well, if she ever learns enough about him to put it all together, she might be able to call on it. but it'll be a while yet 😃 )) Bevel 11:36 pm ((Bevel would sing for free ngl Omicron 11:36 pm (something for the future possably. In the mean time he can get pulled in- not having to sing but hear the crew and Icy sing) Bevel 11:37 pm ((But does it count if she can sound like anyone she's heard before? Omicron 11:40 pm Racer: *noming on a pede?* Bevel 11:45 pm *she makes a triumphant sound and pulls a bent circuit board out from the engine part in front of her, problem found* I have to go work now. ((mun is getting tired Lingo 11:45 pm (( nini <3 have good sleep )) Bevel 11:45 pm ((night <3 Omicron 11:45 pm (<3!) [rest well] Bevel 11:46 pm ((song played in the most loving of ways, I do appreciate everyone who showed up and enjoyed the movie and cartoons tonight Omicron 11:46 pm *Icy comes up and picks up her sparkling* let me know if you might need some help. Living attack class ships are good for back up ItsyBitsySpyers 11:47 pm *Well, there's no escaping reality now. Back to confronting the truth.* *He'll get up and get going.* Bevel 11:47 pm I will. Night, Soundwave. VProwl 11:47 pm *disappears* Bevel 11:47 pm *bye Prowl*

[takeawaypizzas]

Nope. Do it x

urgh loser.

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?- yes!

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?- nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?- euh, no, wel kinda? sorta haha

4. Is trust a big issue for you?- yeah…

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?- NO BCS STUPID EXAMS 

6. What are you excited for?- Seeing my girl

7. What happened tonight?- the question is whats going to happen tonight ! 

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?- a bit, not a fan of the whole lets get mortal thing

9. Is confidence cute?- it is ! :) 

10. What is the last beverage you had?- Nalu 

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?- uhm, 3 people i think

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?- ofc hahaha 

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?- I hope cuddling with my girl… 

14. What are you going to spend money on next?- probs food

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?- ofc, thats my girl ! 

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?- I’m changing everyday to be a better me! so yeah hahaha 

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?- @gay-as-f-u-c-k​ and @foxavnue​

18. The last time you felt broken?- Monday, bcs I don’t really feel good at home

19. Have you had sex today?- nope 

20. Are you starting to realize anything?- that imma fail my exams …

21. Are you in a good mood?- in between hahah 

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?- i dont wanna die thank you very much 

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?- a bit 

24. What do you want right this second?- my gf

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?- probs “it’s okay, i love you”, i’m a pussy and I love her too much to lose her… but I know she won’t do that, she loyal!  

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?- yes ! 

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?- nope

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?- my gf’s stupid cat situation hahaha

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?- yes!

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?- depends on what you did 

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?- nooooooooo 

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?- i hope she does, i tell her everyday hahha 

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?- nah im not one of those 

34. Listening to?- the new ed sheeran song yay 

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?- I just did hahaha 

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?- she’s at home 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?- yes

38. Who did you last call?- @gay-as-f-u-c-k​

39. Who was the last person you danced with?- myself lol hahahhaha 

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?- bcs i’m crazy about her 

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?- a year ago or so ? 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?- yes

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?- all the time … 

44. Do you tan in the nude?- i dont tan hahahha 

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?- hell nah, i would give more hahaha 

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?- nope 

47. Who was the last person to call you?- @gay-as-f-u-c-k

48. Do you sing in the shower?- i sing everywhere i am ! so yeah 

49. Do you dance in the car?- ofc , who doesn’t 

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?- once

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?- never lol why would anyone take a pic of me haha 

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?- im not really a big fan of it 

53. Is Christmas stressful?- YES PRESENT SHOPPING OMG 

54. Ever eat a pierogi?- a what ?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?- strawberry 

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?- a vet, cs i love animals, also a nurse cs i wanna help people , but here i am studying to be a film monteur

57. Do you believe in ghosts?- a bit

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?- all the fucking time 

59. Take a vitamin daily?- yes

60. Wear slippers?- nooooo

61. Wear a bath robe?- nooooo

62. What do you wear to bed?- shorts (and shirt but not always) 

63. First concert?- Metallica 

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?- none , we don’t have those 

65. Nike or Adidas?- nike 

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?- cheetos , idk fritos 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?- peanuts 

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?- lol none hahaha 

69. Ever take dance lessons?- i did haha 

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?- professional traveler would be nice 

71. Can you curl your tongue?- uh yeah 

72. Ever won a spelling bee?- noooooo

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?- yesh! 

74. What is your favorite book?-  looking for alaska was nice ! also every harry potter one hahah 

75. Do you study better with or without music?- with!!!!

76. Regularly burn incense?- nope

77. Ever been in love?- i am rn! 

78. Who would you like to see in concert?- you want a list ? 

79. What was the last concert you saw?- bring me the horizon 

80. Hot tea or cold tea?- no tea … 

81. Tea or coffee?- chocolate milk hahhahahha 

82. Favorite type of cookie?- the regular one’s with chocolate chips 

83. Can you swim well?- yes 

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?- ofc hahah

85. Are you patient?- sometimes hahaha 

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?- a band would be awesome !! but probs a dj bcs i like to dance hahaha 

87. Ever won a contest?- euhm not that i can remember 

88. Ever have plastic surgery?- noooooooo

89. Which are better black or green olives?- i dont like olives 

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?- go for it hahaha idc that much 

91. Best room for a fireplace?- living room , cosy 

92. Do you want to get married?- maybe some day, but that would be nice yeah! dipshit ! but ayyy anon , now you know too ! xxx Fleur 

[inkykeiji]

IM SO EXCITED FOR TAG YOU’RE IT PT2 OML

ME TOOOOOOO ANON ME TOO me too!!!!!!!! super excited to FINALLY share it with you!!!

[inkykeiji]

I saw the post about Touya-nii being uncircumcised and now imma need a circumcised/uncircumcised pp list for more character list for... research purposes... you don't have to give every character for every AU, I mostly just wanna know the Dabis and the Touya-nii characters (like Natsuo, Keigo and Tomura) BECAUSE RESEARCH AM I RIGHT

AHAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh anon okay okay here u go <3 for research:

tnii!keigo: circumcised

tnii!tomura: uncircumcised

tnii!natsuo: uncircumcised

bmb!dabi: uncircumcised

poison!dabi: uncircumcised

1950s!dabi: circumcised

twin!touya + twin!dabi: uncircumcised

DA!touya: circumcised

[inkykeiji]

i...i....just wanna yell at daddy Sukuna first thing in the morning... tell him that i want pancakes and his cock and i want it now! and then squeal and run away when he says to watch my mouth... ehehehehee 😈 also feel better clari I hope u have a great rest of your day. I am totally cool with u answering asks 1 day a week too!

ANON LMAO DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?????

oh my god hehehehe you know Daddy sukuna wouldn’t take tolerate that kind of behaviour, that he’d catch up to you quickly, hands encircling your hips as he pulls you back into his strong chest and whispers about how bad you’ve been first thing in the morning, and you know Daddy has to punish you for that, right?, voice dropping into a growl that rumbles against your back <3

he thinks it’s so cute, downright adorable, that you thought you’d be able to get away with such an attitude, with such disrespect, even as you’re wailing out i was kidding Daddy! i was only kidding, i swear! while his large hand connects with the raw, swollen flesh of your bottom, your face half-buried in the mattress as you try to look back at him, his other hand planted firmly on the middle of your back, pinning you to the surface. it’ll always astonish you just how much his hand hurts, the sting of his palm worse than any paddle or belt he’s ever used on you, and just how intimate it feels, to have his bare flesh colliding with yours, sharp slaps ringing out among the bedroom.

still, Daddy sukuna isn’t as strong or mean as he claims he is, weak to your teary eyes blinking up at him and falling victim to your pretty pout—because in the end, even though your ass has been spanked raw, burning and stinging with every subtle movement of your clothes as they brush against it, and your mouth has been stuffed with soap, curls of the bitter substance still stuck between your teeth from the way Daddy had shoved it in, you still get exactly what you want; to bounce on his thick cock and eat the yummiest, fluffiest pancakes money can buy <3

[inkykeiji]

Girl. I experienced my first sub drop from just riding my bf and I was so shaken up. I want that feeling again lowkey 😫 But my boyfriend held onto me and comforted me after doing the after care.

Also I miss you and I hope you’re doing well!!

- 🐿

chipmunk!!!! <333 oh my gosh i really fucking hate sub drop >.< thankfully it doesn’t happen to me too often but ugh when it does i feel so anxious and exhausted :// i’m glad your boyfriend was there to provide you with good aftercare!!! super important!!!

i miss u too!!! i am trying my best hehe <3 i hope you’re doing lovely <3

[inkykeiji]

idk if you know anything about the game genshin impact but theres a character called fischl and she always makes me think of you shes like the goth version of you in my mind

anon!!!! i do not know anything at all about genshin impact, BUT i looked up the character and oH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S SOOOOOOO CUTE WAAAAAH 🥺🥺🥺 i read her lil bio on the wiki and !!!!!!!!!!!!! she seems rly sweet n quirky, and i'm in LOVE with her outfit oh my gosh <33 i asked a few friends who do play on their opinions n it seems they agree anon babie!!!

[inkykeiji]

when dabi basically asked tomura if reader is his girlfriend and then tomuras phone ringing saved him from answering, does tomura rlly not consider reader his girlfriend? i know some ddlg relationships tend to trophy their littles so i just assumed dabi just doesnt understand the whole daddy dynamic? or how tomura loves to show her off. also was tomura always a daddy? i cant see him being that w any1 but reader! sorry these are my late night thoughts lmao

no apologies needed anon bb these are good questions!! <3

does tomura really not consider reader his girlfriend/does dabi not understand the whole daddy dynamic?

AH okay. no, tomura definitely considers her both his girlfriend AND his trophy. dabi’s really just saying that shit to bother tomura, because he really DOES parade the reader around like she’s his favourite shiny toy instead of an actual person, you know? their relationship is clearly extremely unhealthy and unequal in terms of (everything, really) but especially the power dynamic (it is important to note here that while reader has willingly and consensually entered into this power dynamic relationship, it is still quite unhealthy, and tomura clearly abuses his position of power over her. definitely not ALL consensual power dynamic relationships are unhealthy, but theirs in particular is!!)

it is also true, though, that at this specific point in the story itself, dabi doesn’t 100% understand the ddlg dynamic (more because he doesn’t care to, however this changes throughout the story itself as he spends more time with the both of them). but in general, dabi’s little quip in this instance is just to try and get under tomura’s skin and annoy him a little. he’s just being an asshole <33 not to mention at this point in the story dabi also sees her more as a nuisance than anything else; just some dumb little girl who’s gotten herself too deep in a dangerous life she has no business being present in in the first place.

was tomura always a daddy?

he definitely always had that inclination inside of him—he loves the control and the power the title comes with—BUT he had never found anyone he had deemed ‘worthy’ of that much of his time, care, and attention until he met reader!! she really kicked his ‘daddy instincts’ into high gear!! <33

i hope this answers your questions sweetpea!!! pls let me know if you have any others!! ♡ ～('▽^人)